Girls’ Dormitory Escape

    We know that Zhou Ao is penniless, and he must use 606 money to get his ID card back. But unfortunately, 606 can't use money without opening an account, so he can only open an account with Zhou Ao's money, but Zhou Ao has no money...

    —So in the end, I came to the conclusion that everyone has no money, and no one can do anything.

    Zhou Ao is still struggling: "Can you really be accommodating?"

    The clerk is unselfish: "We only follow the procedure."

    Zhang You was lost in thought: "Do you think there may be some logical flaws in your process?"

    The clerk gnawed on the cucumber: "I don't think so, our regulations are particularly complete, and every year it ranks first among the top ten highly efficient and well-received offices in the university town."

    Tang Xinjue: "What is the feedback channel for non-praise?"

    "Oh, no way."

    Thanks, I see.

    Just as a hippo was lying on the ground and lost hope, Tang Xinjue's voice suddenly came to his ears: "What about this?"

    It looked up and saw the girl take out a colorful envelope. On the cover, the three characters "Invitation Letter" are vaguely visible.

    “Excuse me, can it help our identity management?”

    The clerk chewed, stayed on the envelope for a few seconds, and reached out to take it.

    The envelope was opened, the woman took out the black and red card and looked at it for a moment, then slammed the cucumber aside.

    Hippo even figured out the escape route in a thrilling moment, but saw the clerk pull out a pair of glasses from under the table and put it on: "You have said this earlier, are you a tourist?"

    She scribbled a few times on the paper and pushed forward: "Come, sign it."

    Zhou Ao:…? ? ?

    The hippo almost jumped up with excitement, and was a little confused: "But we were also tourists at the time."

    Why doesn't he remember being treated like this?

    "You are a low-cost tour group, and the low-cost group has a minimum consumption index for tourists." The clerk did not lift his eyelids: "The invited visitors are VIP tourists, there is no consumption requirement, take the exclusive channel, understand ?"

    Zhou Ao: "…"

    606: "…"

    In reality, it’s okay to be trapped by a tour group, but you can’t escape in the dungeon? ?

    606 The four of them finally realized: the game has no pits to the end, the real meaning of the original reward copy is here.

    Tang Xinjue's eyes turned slightly, and suddenly asked, "Excuse me, do you have these rules originally, or did you imitate them from other places?"

    This time, the clerk rarely answered immediately.

    She raised her head and looked at Tang Xinjue quietly for a few seconds, then the corners of her mouth grinned upwards, revealing a huge smile:

    "Of course, from your world."

    An inexplicable cold air rushed up the backs of several people's necks. Only Tang Xinjue continued to ask without noticing:

    "The regulations of the office, etc..."

    The clerk was in no hurry: "I also learned from you, but we have optimized and improved a lot on our own. According to your regulations, the problem must be solved, which is too troublesome. We Difficult problems here will not be dealt with, and they will all be referred to the district mayor's hotline."

    “…the district chief?”

    "Oh, no district chief."

    “…”

    Zheng Wanqing subconsciously asked: "Who should I call if the district mayor's hotline can't solve the problem?"

    "Go up to Educator Hotline."

    Zhou Ao was dizzy: "Yes, is it useful?"

    The clerk picked up the cucumber again and rolled his eyes at him: "What a joke, educators don't even know they have this hotline."

    …

    The cold air slowly dissipated, and there was only speechlessness in the quiet air.

    Tang Xinjue signed the last name and said sincerely, "You guys are really good at innovating."

    The clerk nodded proudly and replied confidently: "Of course, this is a university town, where the ability to learn is top-notch. Let me see... the file is ready."

    As soon as the voice fell, four palm-sized red notebooks appeared on the table, with the names of 606 four people printed on the cover.

    The four picked it up one by one, opened it and saw that each one had a black number written on the homepage. This is their "initial capital".

    "I'm 65, how about you?" Zheng Wanqing looked over, but Guo Guo frowned: "I'm not even 50, how could it be? Where did all my flesh go?"

    "According to the game time, we have been in the game for more than a week. If you count the time in the dungeon, it will be at least more than a month." Zhang You rigorously listed the reasons.

    In this environment where you are holding your head and waiting for the dawn, not being thin is an anti-human phenomenon.

    Guo Guo sighed: "I should have eaten a few more pounds in the last dungeon if I knew earlier."

    Zheng Wanqing looked down at her: "It's useless, you should buy bone growth fluid in advance, and grow another 20 cm."

    Guo Guo: “…”

    On the other hand, Tang Xinjue had already paid 1 pound of fees and retrieved the identity certificate for Zhou Ao.

    A white light flashed on the hippo doll, and an extremely thin tall boy slowly stood up and touched his face in a trance: "Thank you so much... I almost forgot that I was What does it look like, I didn't expect to be able to... woo woo..."

    "Want to see what you look like?"

    The clerk raised his head sharply: "The official community mirror, the original price is 5 kilograms, do you want to buy it?"

    Zhou Ao: "...No need, thank you."

    Tang Xinjue did not move, but threw another question:

    "I would like to ask, can VIP tourists also apply for the same identification as them?"

    She pointed to the green card in Zhou Ao's hand. It can be clearly seen that in addition to the tourist information, there are also bright characters "Consumer Amount Completion", followed by the number 235.5.

    The clerk was stunned for a moment, and the second monk was puzzled: "What do you want this thing for? You have no mission requirements, as long as you find the exit at the end of the travel time."

    She only knows that the poor residents in Block 2 like to pretend to be rich people in Block 1, and she has never heard of any rich people who have a problem with their brains, and they have to put up a poor identity card when playing games of?

    Tang Xinjue did not explain, only asked: "Can it be done?"

    "Yes, yes." The clerk shrugged, "You are VIP tourists, you can do whatever you want. This ID card has no practical effect on you, just a pendant. But I want Mind you, if the residents here are shown the green card, their attitude will be very different."

    "Thank you." The girl smiled: "This is exactly what I want."

    Leaving the office, everyone has an extra set of red ledger, plus a green ID card and a lanyard.

    Although they will not be forced to spend, in order to make the identity information more comprehensive, the "task amount" has also been added to the card of the 606 four people, but the random data is loaded.

    Guo Guo carefully hung them around her neck, and couldn't wait to ask, "According to the clerk, are we in no danger from now on?"

    With such a good treatment suddenly, she still feels a little unreal.

    Tang Xinjue shook his head: "Not necessarily. Don't forget, our invitation letter has a time limit."

    Unfortunately, there is neither a deadline nor where to leave when the time limit is reached. Even the office can't check this information, everything needs to be found by themselves.

    "If the time limit expires and the VIP privileges disappear, but we still stay in this dungeon without going out, guess what will happen?" Tang Xinjue looked at Guo Guo.

    Guo Guo: "..." I can't laugh.

    Zhang You calmly took over the conversation: "The best case is that we will be downgraded to ordinary tourists, and then receive the task like Zhou Ao."

    The random number on this green card will become the real mandatory consumption amount.

    "But even worse, we may even be wiped out as tourists..." Zhang You did not continue, but several people thought of the same thing.

    They just entered the doll form of the dungeon, is it the state of existence when the candidates have no identity?

    Zhou Ao, who has learned from the past, gave a positive answer.

    As he counted the number of ID cards in his hand, he recalled: "I remember that in order to avoid debt collection, we found a lot of places to seal our identities, and in the end only the street office would accept them. As a result, we just left the block. , I lost consciousness... Sure enough, it was the reason for my identity!"

    So as soon as they returned to the community, the four Tang Xinjue who were carrying the invitations immediately changed back to human beings, only he was still in the shape of a hippo.

    He sighed: "But now I take back the ID card and see the debt owed on it, and suddenly I feel that being a hippo is also good... No, this amount?"

    Zhou Ao stared at the last card with wide eyes and opened his mouth in disbelief.

    Unlike the other four, he not only "redeemed" his ID card, but also borrowed 5 pounds from 606 before leaving, and took out all the cards of all his companions at the group package price .

    So now he should have 11 cards in his hand, but why is there only 8 cards no matter how he counts?

    "If the office did not deduct 3 tickets for you, it means that someone had already come before you came back."

    Tang Xinjue raised her eyebrows: "Some of your companions have already recovered their human form."

    Zhou Ao quickly began to rack his brains to find out the ownership of the three ID cards.

    "If I remember correctly, it should be Lao Zhang, Li Ke and ... Xiao Wan?"

    He rubbed his eyebrows and confirmed that his memory was correct: "But I clearly remember, I saw Xiaowan blew herself up in front of me... How could she still be alive??"