Gamers Are Fierce

　　 wine, it is indeed a good wine, rich and fragrant, aroma, fascinating.

Wang Guan picked up the wine glass, scanned the silent Daxiong Hall, and said loudly: "I heard a joke in Nanjing. There was a landlord’s son who was illiterate. Others persuaded the rich man to hire a teacher to teach. The teacher first taught the word "one". It is a painting, the word "two" is a second painting, and the word "three" is a three painting. Then the stupid son of the landlord proudly lost the pen and told the rich man that he knew the meaning of the word and didn't need a teacher. The rich man was very happy to hear that. So he resigned from the teacher. One day, the rich man wanted to invite a friend of Wan's surname for a drink and asked his son to get up in the morning to write an invitation, but at noon the letter was not written, so he went to his son to inquire. His son complained: the last name in the world There are so many, why does that guest have the surname Wan? I have only written more than 500 paintings from morning till now!"

　　 Hearing this boring joke, the group of demons looked at each other, and they were speechless. It took two or three seconds before they realized they laughed in unison.

　　 The awkward and polite laughter overflowed the whole hall, and the Taoist crown happily picked up the wine glass and said to the guests: "Drink with all the monarchs!"

　　 "Drink together!"

　　 The demons raised their glasses with hippie smiles and drank them all.

　　The members of the mission team watched as the spirits of the demons entered their throats, and also picked up the glasses and pretended to drink.

　　 The drinks that have been soaked with spiritual energy are indeed extraordinary. After drinking a glass of any monster, their complexion is flushed and confused. The group of monsters tells old jokes one by one, making the other ghosts laugh.

　　 There are no ghosts to tell a joke, but also tells the story of the recent cannibalism, when, where, what kind of people.

　　 "I robbed a bunch of traders in the mountains the day before yesterday. The best thing in it is a fat man, and the best thing in him is liver, which is oily, fatty and smooth."

　　 "Wrong, fat people eat the brain and intestines the best, the brain is full of fat intestines."

　　 "I think skinny is better, chewy."

　　 "Hey, I really want to eat two more virgins..."

　　 The drunk monster completely tore off the harmless disguise of humans and animals, and talked about the experience of eating.

　　The mission team sitting in a small corner looked gloomy. In the eyes of the monsters, they were evil repairers who had returned to the Central Plains from overseas.

　　 As long as they dare to show a little bit of indignation, they will be attacked by a group of demons and killed.

　　 Forbearance.

　　 The mandrill on the first seat looked around the Daxiong Hall and said with a smile: "A feast is a good feast, and wine is good wine. How can there be no good meat?"

　　 With a big wave of his hand, the ghost in white flew back to the sedan chair lightly, and from inside came out a glamorous woman in a red dress with a belly straight.

　　 The woman had been in a coma, was carried back to the hall, and was agitated by the evil spirit. She woke up immediately, looked around and saw terrifying monsters and ghosts. She screamed, almost fainting.

　　Hahahaha, the demons laughed presumptuously when they saw the horror of the pregnant woman, as if they were about to open the whole hall of the Great Heroes.

　　 "Don't be afraid of the matchmaker, come here for your husband."

　　 The crown Taoist on the first seat waved his hand and said to the woman kindly.

　　 "My husband, help me!" Seeing the crown, the woman ran to the crown in a panic, as if grabbing a straw, and hid behind him, "Here is..."

　　 "This is the Guhan Temple, and this is the Temple of the Group of Demon." The crown used the skinny palms of the chicken skin, stroked the pregnant woman's hair, and said softly: "Matchmaker, how long have you been with me?"

　　 "Three, three years." The matchmaker said with trembling teeth: "My husband redeemed me from the Qinlou Chu Pavilion. It has been three years."

　　 "It's been three years."

　　 The crown sighed, and reached out his hand to touch the big belly of the matchmaker: "You are pregnant."

　　 The matchmaker seemed to realize something, she covered her belly, and said palely: "Husband, husband?"

　　 "The world says, "Sour children and girls, matchmakers, do you like sour or spicy food?"

　　"...Sour"

　　 "Is that the son?"

　　 The crown is about the size of his palm, and he said to the demons: "It's good to have a son. It is more than one and two and a half more meat than having a daughter."

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　　 The demons were taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized that they laughed presumptuously.

　　 "Yes, yes, Mr. Wang Guan said it was right, this baby boy has more meat than a girl."

　　 The demon's flattery sounded like a whisper from **** to the matchmaker. She shuddered all over and didn't dare to move at all.

　　 "Matchmaker, have you always been weird?"

The more frightened the woman, the softer the crown’s voice, “My family is not prominent, and the business under my name is not in good condition, and even the interest in purchasing farmland is lacking. You say, how am I short? In a few years, you have accumulated a wealth of money?"

　　 "...husband, husband can refine pill."

　　 "Yes, alchemy. What kind of alchemy did I practice?"

"I do not know I do not know....."

　　 "No, you know." Wang Guan smiled and said, "You know what pill I can get, so you insist on living in the southern suburbs courtyard and refuse to live in the palace."

　　 "..." The matchmaker paled, and UU read www.uukanshu.com without saying a word.

"Stupid woman, pathetic, pathetic, sigh." The crown smiled and stroked the matchmaker's belly, "You have recently been not for the criminal minister who returned from the death of his mother Ding You three years later. Evidence, thinking about accusing me, driving me into the dungeon, and freeing your sister from the palace?"

　　 The matchmaker's face was bloodless, shaking like chaff, her teeth trembling.

In the Great Hall of Heroes, the group of demons whispered. For these demons, what the torturer of the criminal ministry and what the king of the king kept are trivial things in the world. They don’t understand and don’t want to understand what all this has to do with today’s banquet. relationship.

　　 "It turned out that it was like this."

　　 Li Ang sighed leisurely, turned around and whispered to his teammates: "In the 13th year of Jiajing, Guhan Temple, Wangguan, accompany the capital of Nanjing...I understand it is too late.

　　 Xing He lowered his voice anxiously, and said anxiously: "What do you understand?"

　　 "From the very beginning, the system secretly reminded us of everything behind this mission. All the clues were in front of us, but we didn't find it."

Li Ang smiled bitterly and hammered his head with his knuckles. "Have you ever read a book of the middle Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, compiled by the Imperial Academy of Jiao Hongjiao, the biographical data of Ming Dynasty characters, "Guo Chao Contribution Record""

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what is that? Can you eat it?

"The Records of Contributions from the Kingdom of the Kingdom" collected the original historical materials from Hongwu to Jiajing's twelve dynasties, such as records, local chronicles, unofficial history, and Shinto steles, and classified headings of clan, honor, cabinet, filial son, and righteous people. The content is detailed and accurate, and the credibility is extremely high.

　　 Li Ang explained with a very fast speed: "And in such a letter history, there is a shocking and sensational strange story."