Full Time Sponger

"Your Majesty, where's the empress?" Lao Jun Xuan didn't open which pot or not, and he didn't know if it was intentional.

The Demon King lost his temper, transformed into a human form, glanced at him lightly, and walked away.

Although his expression was indifferent, he complained silently in his heart: It is too late for the devil to disappear! No, it is absurd that the Demon Emperor, as the supreme demon world, disappeared! Child's play! Irresponsible!

At this time, the Demon King forgot. As the king of the demon clan, he was planning to pick up his son and go to Su Wan to live in the world of two foxes. He vowed to give birth to ten or eight little foxes. It’s fifty steps to that demon lord. Laugh a hundred steps.

"It's really boring." Old Jun Xuan stroked his beautiful beard, saying that he was boring, but the corners of his mouth rose up, his eyes narrowed with a smile.

Comprehension world.

Su Wan's face was black, slapped down, fanned the unlucky wild boar, grabbed the pig's hoof, dragged it to the water, took out an unknown sword to kill the pig, bleed the pig, and regarded the wild boar as some unsuccessful spirit behind, Qian Swordsman!

"Hey hey——" The fat dripped onto the fire, and the golden roasted meat exuded an alluring fragrance. Su Wan squinted his eyes and took a deep breath, licked his lips, and sprinkled cumin powder.

The black shadow flashed, Su Wan's hand was empty, and the barbecue was gone.

"Tsk tsk, it tastes good, but it can be more spicy." The Demon King squatted on the tree, nibbling on the meat skewers with relish, and asked very politely.

Let you eat! Eat you to death!

Su Wan had a hideous expression, took a few skewers of raw meat and put them on the fire, brushing them with chili oil, peppercorns, and pepper.

The demon who borrowed the corpse to resurrect his soul seemed to depend on her, and couldn't drive her away. She didn't dare to return to Xiashan, so she could only wander aimlessly around. He could smell the barbecue when he had the barbecue. She was out of control, and asked to eat at the three meals a day. It was more punctual than the alarm clock, and she treated her as a cook. It was terrible!

but……

Su Wan squinted her eyes, and when she was a cook, she was a cook. As the saying goes, sickness comes from the mouth. This girl endures the humiliation and comes with a lie-down salary, and one day she will let the devil die in her mouth.

Pouring poison under the eyelids of the big demon is really a challenge!

Su Yan pursed her lips and breathed gently, suppressing the excitement in her heart.

Steady, we must be steady, careful and patient to succeed.

"Whhhhhh-"

Su Wan quickly brushed the ingredients on the barbecue with the residual image in her hand. She felt that her master-level cooking was about to become a master. This scent was so tempting that she would want to taste it if she knew it was poisonous.

The big demon is like he hasn’t eaten good things in his eight lifetimes. He ate extremely fast. Ten skewers of grilled meat were eaten with just a few fingers. The eating movements were quite elegant. After eating, he knew to wipe the corners of his mouth with a kerchief, and then stared closely. Following Su Wan's movements, the meat was only roasted, and when the wind blew, the things were rolled into his hands.

The broth was roasted one by one, and the broth was even robbed of the pot. After a long time, Su Wan didn’t even taste the minced meat. He was so angry that he smashed the **** bone rack against the demon. With the soup pot, the evasive figure floats in the air like a ghost.

"Bang!" The demon's movements suddenly stagnated, and the meaty bones hit his forehead, and the bones fell into the soup pot.

Su Wan grabbed his hand, and the stick slid into his palm, watching him guard.

The demon looked weird, looked at the soup pot, and then touched his stomach.

"Guru...Guru..."

The thunderous sound in her belly could even be heard by Su Wan, who was hundreds of meters away. She looked at the demon's black and blue face, and her heart was secretly happy: Let's just say, although the devil is powerful, he borrows his body but he is a human being. , Where can I stop the mixture of nearly ten virulent poisons! I was worried about whether the poison would counteract the poison and the balance would be ineffective. It seems that worrying is completely unnecessary.

"Crack!" The soup pot fell, and half of the pot of good soup spilled out.

The big devil's face was distorted, and he gave Su Wan a fierce look, clutching his stomach and ran into the forest.

Diarrhea, this is an unfamiliar experience for the devil. Their food is too mixed, and they are cold and cold. Poisons such as Crane Tinghong and Ruochangcao are useless to them. The stomach is called powerful.

But the demon has forgotten that he is not using his own demonic body now. Before eating, it is best to try to see if it is poisonous.

Su Wan flew up, tapped her fingertips on the void bracelet, dozens of large and small monster beasts stood in a row in front of her, the national treasure slapped her chest, roared to the sky, and asked for a fight.

Su Wan's wand pointed at the big demon and ordered: "Wow! Cloth the universe! Guys, give it to me! The weak demon will die!"

Kun Beasts leaped high into the air, opening their mouths and blowing air, and a square enchantment with a radius of hundreds of miles took shape!

"Rumble—"

At the beginning of the national treasure, the monsters rushed to the demon head, shaking the mountain suddenly.

auzw.com Although there are only dozens of them, the quality is better than the quantity. The wind, rain, thunder, and fire are more spectacular than the small beasts in Donglin City.

The big demon seemed to have no idea that Su Wan had so many thugs. His face was black and blue, and he was carrying his pants. He was chased by the monsters. The monsters who were chasing and blocking each showed their magical powers, fire-breathing, thunder-throwing, and hail. , The demon wind is really lively.

Su Wan sat on the back of the red deer, added state to the thugs, cheered loudly, and threw the weak soul at the demon.

This battle was so dark that the devil's head was restricted by the body, and his strength was greatly reduced. The monsters were chased by the monsters and flew like flies.

Su Wan's triumphant expression gradually became severe, and her gaze at the demon was puzzled.

It stands to reason that when the heavenly demon comes to the human world, it will be affected by the law, leaking the devilish energy, and will attract heavenly punishment. However, the demon in front of him used magic power unscrupulously, but the sky didn't even have a shadow of thunder. What is even more strange is that even if the opponent is the demon king and so many monsters attacked, how could he be taken down? Why did the opponent not even hurt a piece of oil after playing for so long? Could it be that the thugs were lazy?

Su Wan was angry and threw a fist at the national treasure.

"The hairball, get rid of him! Otherwise, all your supply of spirit pills will be confiscated!"

Confiscated panacea?

As soon as the words came out, the national treasure ran away, and the huge palm was photographed. A thick dirt wall burst out on the ground to encircle the devil's head. Other monsters also used their best to become the main body, waving their claws to brighten their fangs, hula la He rushed forward, but crashed into a ball, but let the demon escape.

It's a disaster to be the captain of a national treasure who only screams and screams. As long as they cooperate well, so many monsters can be used to destroy the world, but now, all the monsters are rushing forward, and they can't even send out 10% of the power.

Su Wan frowned, let the red deer fly high, and integrated the team: "Stand thickly in front to block the devil! Disperse the magic superbly and attack from a distance! Pay attention to the frequency! Pay attention to the five elements! !"

After hearing the order, the demon was finally no longer a mess. Although it was still not cooperative, at least he had never hit himself or collided with his companions.

Now it was the big demon's turn to frown. He was no longer at ease. His clothes were smashed by fire and thunder. The clothes were not covered. Even the wine gourd accidentally fell off. He sprinkled a lot of fine wine. He was so distressed that he stomped his feet and shouted. stop.

"Stop, stop, stop! You won! Have something to say! Fight and kill!"

"This is really ridiculous from the mouth of a demon." Su Wan waved the magic wand, the demons stopped their hands, she looked down at the demon, the wand hit her palms, her eyes narrowed slightly, not angry Ziwei asked in a deep voice, "Let's say, which king of the demon world are you? What is the purpose of coming to the human world?"

The big demon took out a veil, wiped the mouth of the wine gourd, poured a sip of wine into his mouth, and asked, "Why must I be the devil?"

Su Wan hummed: "Except for the devil, who can resist under my sacred beast army for so long!"

The big demon still didn't answer. He glanced around and exclaimed: "You have too many fairy beasts in the army of mythical beasts."

Su Wan blushed, and said angrily: "Wow! Don't hurry up to answer this girl's question! Otherwise, you will be destroyed by the Purple Heaven God Thunder!" Humph! Although most of the mythical beasts are still fairy beasts, one day they will all be upgraded to mythical beasts!

"Since you insist, it's okay to tell you that this monarch is the East Demon King secretly shaking the sky, but now, it's just the human Sword Saint Drunk, except for Jianwei good wine." The big demon shrugged, took a sip of wine, and grinned. Mouthful of white teeth.

"As for the purpose?" He rubbed his chin, frowned slightly, and looked very distressed: "Believe it or not, I really came to play, the environment of the demon world is too bad, the immortal world is prone to trouble, or the human world is the most suitable Vacation."

The devil came to the human world for vacation? Ghosts believe you!

Su Wan hummed coldly, recalling that the East Demon in Guardian was a very dignified boss. There is absolutely no such inconspicuous demon in front of him, but the difference between the game and reality is normal...

"What about you, little girl? Who are you? It must be very difficult to control so many fairy beasts and beasts, is it the demon empress of Jiuyou Palace?" The eyes of the demon head who claimed to be the dark-shocking East Devil were bright as flames. Burning the word interest, his thumb wiped the wine stains from the corners of his mouth, sticking out the tip of his tongue and licking, he licked his lips and smiled, he looked very evil, he sighed: "Mo Xuanxuan has taken refuge in this monarch, you have not followed him much. For the way out, it’s better to follow this monarch in the future and reward you as a demon concubine, which is much more prestigious than the Little Demon Empress Na Rosh!"

"Bah! The Demon Empress is just a part-time job! There are people on this girl! The Emperor of Heaven is my uncle! The Way of Heaven is my grandfather! You, the shameless demon, are not even worthy of shining shoes for this girl!" Su Wan pulled out a gold brick. Smash it hard, "Don't pretend to be a fool! No matter you are the East Demon King, and the West Demon King, you are now in the palm of Lao Tzu's hand. It's best to know each other!"

The big demon was taken aback for a moment, but he forgot to hide. He was smashed by the gold brick and his forehead bulged. He poked the bulge with his index finger. He smashed his teeth with pain. A ray of black fire popped out with his fingers and the gold brick Burned to ashes, took a sip of wine.

"What a big background, is it possible that your surname is Su?"

This time it was Su Wan's turn to froze, and she was surprised: The Demon King knew the Su family? She didn't show any signs of expression, and snorted coldly: "It's fine if you know. This girl will change her name or her surname, so she's called Su Wan! So you'd better not provoke me. You are just the East Demon King. There is the Devil Emperor. The Devil Emperor and my uncle often drink tea together. Be careful that I will sue you in the future and let him demote your position and seize your power!"

The big demon's face was less joking, and he looked up and down Su Wan, especially Su Wan's face. After a long while, Fang smiled and said: "Su Wan, Su Wan... OK, if I'm afraid of you, come on! Explain in advance that it is absolutely impossible for me to return to the Demon Realm."

Is this too easy to succumb?

Or is the identity of the Su family too easy to use, even the devil can bluff it?

Su Wan wondered if the Great Demon was a false surrender.

But whether it is true or false, even if it is false, it will make him real.

The Devil King cannot be killed, even if the body is dead and the soul is scattered, as long as the Devil Orb is still there, it will be able to come back to life after a while. Su Wan is not sure that he can destroy the soul of the demon, let alone the demon beads that are likely to be hidden in a different space. If the snake does not die, he will be harmed, angering the demon, letting him possess others, and revenge. The whole world of cultivation is in trouble.

Therefore, the blood oath is a very good solution. With the proof of heaven, no one dares to violate the oath! To be continued, if you want to know what is going on, please visit www.qidian.com, there are more chapters, authors are supported, and genuine reading is supported!

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