Full Of My Love To You

1. Hang out with friends

At that time, when he was still in high school, this friend was also very popular, but he looked good and took a bus to an attraction. The crowd was crowded. The friend was trampled by someone and blurted out: "Who is responsible!"

Turning his head to see a man, friend: "I will let you step on it again, when I said nothing in front of me." As a result, the fierce man said softly, "Not willing."

Friends are messy.

When we got off the bus, the macho also came down and shouted to my friend: "Beauty, is there any contact information?"

The friend didn't look back and raised his hand over the middle finger.

Behind him: "And what?"

This time, my friends and I were speechless.

The two ran up, ran and laughed, and ran to the foot of the hill to climb. When they turned around, they didn't see each other catching up. The friend said, "Scared, so tall."

"It's probably a joke."

"The best thing is, I don't like this type. I like the type of Xu Weiyu in your house. The book is angry."

"..." I already knew someone very well, and felt that the book angry was too incompatible with Xu Weiyu.

After playing, go home by car. When you get off, you see Weiyu sitting by the flower bed in front of my house, holding a cigarette in your hand and studying.

I walked over and said, "You smoke?"

He jumped up, "Wow, it scared me! I didn't smoke. When the cram school came out, who gave it to me, I just figured it out. Say you didn't make up classes on Sunday and where did you go at home?"

I said that I went to a nearby town to climb a mountain with XX.

He pinched the cigarette and said, "You are really leisurely, I'm about to die. Will you take you to dinner later? Eat rice noodles?"

"I'm going to the country at night."

"Huh, I'm so annoyed, then I'm leaving." He threw the crumpled smoke into the mud of the Huatai, and said, "See you tomorrow at school. Let's go."

Then I watched him linger away.

At that time, Gang Wenli divided the classes into a good class, think about it, or kept up.

2. Have fun with the group tour

In summer, I followed the group into the mountain with a couple of friends.

The three-hour drive, the couple and friends have been sitting behind the sweet words, male: "Are you hungry? Do you want some snacks? Are you thirsty? Do you want some drinks? Oh, you get the sun by the window seat, I will help you Block it, baby. Honey, want to sleep and rest on my shoulder. "

On my side, the man next to me: "I'm so hungry, my wife took some snacks out of the bag and gave them to me. I'm thirsty, where did you put the water, help me find it quickly. Oh, hey, the sun is so hot , Wife, lend me your hat? Honey, I ’m so sleepy that I leaned down ... "

Along the way, I have been thinking deeply about whether I love the wrong person?

At the destination, a group of people got off the bus one after another, and I pushed the head of the person next to me, "Here, hurry up."

Xu Weiyu opened his eyes and said, "I feel so tired, please help me."

Decisively dropped people and got out of the car. He fell down and wore my cool hat with ribbons. He looked up at the sky and said, "It feels like it will be melted." I couldn't cry or laugh.

After playing for two hours, the tour group arranged for lunch.

The meal was very vegetarian and the meal was not white. Xu Weiyu, who has always been appetizing, said there: "The food is too bad to eat anymore." The **** man in the husband and wife next to him said, "Brother, Are you full of snacks? I think you are eating all the way. "

Wei Yu: "Envy me if I have a wife to feed."

Gay: "The naked little white face strongly despise you!"

Wei Yu laughed, "The jealous face is so ugly."

After staying in the hotel at night, friends and couples came to us to play poker, so the four went to the downstairs tea shop to play cards.

In the card, Wei Yu: "Wife, let me pass, let me pass."

Me: "Sorry, I am a hostile family with you."

Wei Yu: "We won't win the money yet."

The **** man said to his wife: "My dear, all my money is yours."

The partner's wife said: "I will wait until you have money."

Gay: "..."

Wei Yu: "Poof, you are sharp!"

This girl is lovely.

After returning from the tour, Xu Weiyu ran over and rubbed after bathing, "Don't dare to mess up outside, I'm at home, dear, come and chant, but suffocate me."

I was sorting the clothes that the two changed into the washing machine and pushed him away, saying, "Don't mess with you."

"Which is noisy, serious, come on baby!" Then began to undress and tossed on the ground decisively.

Was this action very hot for Mao? ... the voice of the person in charge of washing clothes at home.

3. Self-guided tour with Xu Weiyu

When I arrived at my destination, I stayed at the hotel, the landline rang before going to bed, and light rain pressed the hands-free button. I heard a female voice asking, "Do you need any service?"

Wei Yu: "What service?"

The other party: "Any service is available."

Wei Yu: "Do you want to take away?"

The other party apparently stopped for a while, and then said, "You can only order people."

Wei Yu: "Forget it, my stomach is very bad, it is estimated that I burped directly if I ate outside."

Li Suo hung up the phone.

I was lying on the other side watching TV and turned to him and asked, "Are you going to try it if I'm not here?"

Wei Yu: "You're away, I won't even tell this joke. How about, do you think my husband will be more and more fun?"

"Aren't you going to use a gun?"

"That's not a gun." She flicked her eyes and jumped up to start undressing. "Come on a real gun?"

"..."

When traveling abroad, she went to a small shop to buy water. The shop was opened by an old lady with white hair. When she paid, she asked us: "Aren't you locals?"

Wei Yu surprised: "How do you know?"

The old lady smiled with pride: "I didn't know at first, I asked so, if you say so, I will know."

The old lady is probably boring to open a shop here alone, so it ’s a joke to catch people, and Wei Yu admires her, "You should go to the prisoner, and you should put the truth in two sentences!"

"Haha, I don't know how to try inmates, so I just open the shop."

When we left, the old lady was humming Qu'er, the sound was not loud, but the words were round and round, making people feel good. Weiyu said it was Kunqu'er.

After walking for ten meters, Wei Yu said: "When we are old, we will go to Guiyin Town and open a small shop. You love fruit. Let's open a fruit shop. I look up and ask you, 'Old lady, where is the watermelon?" Ah? 'You said,' Old man under the box of plums. 'Then sing, drink tea, watch the sunrise and sunset, and finally walk hand in hand together into the reincarnation, waiting for the next generation to meet again under Guatian Li. "

"..." You must have played the abdomen?

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