Full Of My Love To You

I have taught Xu Weiyu's YY spirit earlier, but to be honest, compared with my university roommate, he is still slightly inferior.

1. YY man

During the university dormitory period, the oldest three of our topics were: money, including bank grabs, including Ziwei bucket numbers, and eight-character lottery tickets; men, including reality, including YY; ​​traversal, including the Jurassic era, including how to save world.

The first record is a man.

In our bedroom, the topic of men is always opened by the head of the room.

She usually thinks about it, she lay down on the bed, her limbs wide open, and then shouted: "Lan Lan, get on the man!"

All kinds of frivolous.

Lan Lan usually plays games without looking back, "What flavor do you want this time?"

Director: "Clean."

Lan Lan: "Good! A beautiful, four bed!"

This is still good. Many times when walking on the road, the head of the room suddenly pointed to the front silhouette and said, "The one in front, the one in front, I want the one in front!"

That's the most wretched expression and the most wretched tone I've ever seen.

Daren: "This is really good."

Lan Lan: "Hey, let Qingxi step on it? Let's do it if we see it. Chief, the price of the goods outside is three times more expensive."

Director: "Relax, sister is rich!"

Me: "Why am I taking the lead again?"

Lan Lan: "Because your presence is weak."

I:"……"

Lan Lan: "Look, the master doesn't turn into a ghost and doesn't go out, the head of the room is too insignificant, and my murderousness is too heavy. You, there is no attack, you can't look like you, and the whole body is calm, even if people come around He wo n’t pay attention to you in both laps, so rest assured, go! "

I:"……"

Daren: "Then I copied the guy and knocked him out? Then Alan, did you drag the person back to the bedroom?"

Director: "Then I will wait in bed!"

Lan Lan: "Come back! Head of the room, that man is too tall. It is estimated that he will not be able to go back and discuss with him. Can you solve it outside? The price is half of the price."

The head of the room twitched: "Field battles? How embarrassed, they are still big girls in yellow flowers."

Lan Lan: "Huh, okay, big girl, in this way, Qingxi can only help him carry his legs."

I……

Lan Lan: "Rest assured, Xizi will give you more wages."

Officially started, half true and half YY. I just walked up and listened to what they were saying. It would be better if I could hear the man's name. When I came back to the report, the task was considered complete.

As a result, it is said that even if I didn't get noticed even after two circles around him, I just went up, ten meters away from the man. The man looked at me sideways and then stared at me.

Then when I thought I had no intention of going around, he greeted me, "Hi, Gu Qingxi, go to class?"

"No ... just after class."

"Well, I'm going to class. Have time to eat."

"... Okay."

Later, the man followed his classmates, and my head of the room ran up and asked me, "Who is that man? Do you know Qingxi?"

"I do not recognize."

This person, I still don't remember who it is today.

2. YY crossing

Director: "In this era, why did YY go through either Y to the palace or Y to the bunker? It's too boring! If I say I can choose, I must choose to cross to the dinosaur era."

Lan Lan, who was originally interested in dissatisfaction, immediately became interested: "This is good, I like it! When to go, I'm going to prepare!"

Cosmetic surgery expert: "I want to bring some sunscreen, it is best to bring an umbrella. Oh, and my tent, maintenance products, beauty products!"

Director: "There are dinosaurs over there, real dinosaurs, who will see your face."

Me: "Can I not go ... I will take the sixth grade next week."

Director: "Is level 6 important or dinosaurs important ?!"

Isn't it comparable?

Finally, it still crossed.

Gobi, goshawk, dunes, scorching sun, devastated.

Who picked the land?

Director: "I picked, of course, the challenging ones! Do you pick a beautiful place to write a song with Tyrannosaurus," Only dinosaurs do not envy immortals "?"

Lan Lan: "Boss, you are too rogue."

Cosmetic surgery expert: "I've done it, come here! There is a rock cave over there. Let me see if we can be our lair?" The expert dragged the pink suitcase and walked gracefully.

I put things down, I only carried one bag, which was all eaten, and there was a level 6 test paper.

Me: "What next?"

The head of the room took a telescope and looked, "Why are there no dinosaurs? There seems to be a cliff over there. Let me go and see. Will Qingxi be together?"

"I'm so tired, sit for a while, you go." I was sitting in the shadow of a big rock immediately.

Director: "You're tired when you first come ?! Okay, I'm passing Lan Lan, don't go around. Wow ha ha ha I must be the first person to see a dinosaur!"

Lan Lan gave me her duffel bag, and the head of the room carried only a saber, telescope and flashlight.

I sat looking around, still desolate.

So, I started to do test papers ...

N long time later.

I saw Lan Lan rushing towards me, dust behind!

Lan Lan: "Qingxi! There are beautiful men!"

I resisted the urge to break my mouth and interrupted YY.

"Head of the room, don't you disdain the handsome man, doesn't YY just want to see the dinosaurs when he goes to the Gobi?"

The head of the room was lying on the bed, turning sideways gracefully, with his **** facing me.

"Hey, I thought about it, it wouldn't work without a man, even in the age of dinosaurs. Besides, they also came to visit the dinosaurs in groups, and it was‘ ape dung ’when they encountered it.”

Well, it doesn't make much difference to do level 6 on the Gobi Desert or level 6 on the bedroom table.

Back at Gobi Desert, YY continued.

Lan Lan gasped for breath and pointed to the cliff. "Just now I ran to the cliff with the head of the room, and I saw someone being attacked by pterosaurs! The head of the room and I were surprised. There were three points of surprise: First, there were actually dinosaurs! Someone! Three, TMD turned out to be a handsome guy! Then A room immediately took out the flashlight and took photos of the dinosaurs, one by one! One rescued the beautiful boy group! This is the case. "

Me: "Wait, isn't that ... just a flashlight?"

Lan Lan: "The director said it was a flashlight modified by a laser gun, referred to as a flashlight ... What's wrong with you, Qingxi? It's alright!"

"I don't know why I suddenly feel a little sick and dizzy?"

"Pregnant? What should I do? Xu Shao is still in Germany after hundreds of millions of years! How to contact him?"

"..."

When we went back, the master had cleaned the rock cave (the inside was already dry). She set up a tent, next to the sofa with pink sheets, and a small stool in front of which was lit candles. And the master deity is lying on the bedside doing yoga!

Suddenly there was a feeling of crossing back again.

Sure enough, the head of the room was immediately put back by Lei De, "Daren, do you have to do TM at this time! We are in the age of dinosaurs! The age of dinosaurs! Please put in a little professionalism and OK?"

Daren put on nail polish, "I'm okay, what do you tell me to do?"

Lan Lan: "Oh, boss, in fact, compared to Qingxi doing level 6 on the Gobi Desert, more people are dedicated."

I:"……"

The head of the office hated that iron is not steel, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Follow me, go back and continue YY!" Together with the beautiful men who live on the other side of the cliff, we have become a nation of friendship. In the future, we can talk to them in secret and pass through the music! In the future, we will meet to see dinosaurs, and occasionally you can chase me on the Gobi Beach! "

The head of the room has been YY in the Gobi Beach in the next second, the sunset, the sands, a man and a woman, a dinosaur, slow-motion release, the head of the room: "Aha ha ha ha, come chase me ... come chase me ... ha ha ha ha ... you can't catch up with me, you can't catch up with me. "

Lan Lan couldn't see it any longer: "Room Chief, there's another fire-breathing dragon behind you. Be careful! A room! Hey, why is it burnt."

Office Chief:"……"

3. YY Bank

The dormitory group of the university.

During college, we have already robbed banks many times, but the teammates who have suffered from pigs every time have never succeeded.

This time the head of the room decided to grab it again.

Someone suggested when assigning the task, this time let Qingxi Shou guard the outside.

Director: "Have you broken your brain! Let Qingxi check, she is absolutely vain in five minutes. Believe it or not!"

Cosmetic surgery expert: "Will Lan Lan come?"

Director: "Lan Lan! Ada, your brain is broken and repaired and broken! The police came, she must say that I will show you the way. Believe it or not? If we want armed violence, she will definitely tell the police that I am your hostage, believe it or not. ? After we were arrested, she definitely said I do n’t know them, do you believe it or not ?! "

Lan Lan: "Small room, if you can't say that, people should consider haha ​​for themselves! I will plead with you before the judge."

Me: "Can't you grab it? Don't grab me and go to bed."

Director: "Look! She's going to bed before robbing her!"

I:"……"

Lan Lan: "If not, the master will check, I will wear stockings with the room manager, and Qingxi will respond, how?"

Director: "... Well, I haven't tried this assignment, let's try it!"

Official YY grab.

The head of the room put on stockings with Lan Lan.

Lan Lan took a picture of the mirror. "It's too ugly?"

Director: "Not looking for objects! Be professional, OK ?!"

Cosmetic surgery expert: "Okay, don't quarrel, Qingxi is going to fall asleep."

The head of the room: "Let's go, hurry up! Grab and go to sleep. That person got off at the front door of the bank, pay attention to the surrounding environment at any time and return at any time! Qingxi drove to the back alley and waited. After we met, we just opened the alley and opened At the warehouse I bought in advance, we got off the car and walked in the dark road! Did everyone know? I do n’t believe that this time it will not succeed, Lan Lan, let ’s go! "

Me: "Director, can I say a word ..."

Director: "There is no time, Qingxi is good. If there is anything we will develop, let's talk!"

After a long time, the prison.

Me: "Director, what I wanted to tell you at the time was that I think the master ... will call the police one second after you enter ..."

The facelifter sat outside the glass, playing with beautiful nails, and a slight smile lifted from the corner of his mouth. "I just don't want to see you go astray."

Director, Lan Lan: "Fuck!"

Me: "I'm back in prison, so sleepy."

This is the fastest arrest in the history of YY bank grabs.

Later, after graduating, the head of the office went to work in the bank. She said as soon as she went in: "The most painful thing about working in a bank is that the money you do not own is your own!"

But even so, the head of the office still held a strange excitement about entering the bank. It took us a long time to understand.

After working for one year, the head of the office once again grabbed the bank. As the "industry insider", the head of the office made valuable suggestions and responded internally.

But that time it still failed because I went to bed midway.

Going through the records the next day, the head of the room: "What about Qingxi? Fuck, who are we going to meet?"

Daren: "It's estimated that I'm going to sleep, yes, let's wash and sleep."

Lan Lan: "Oh, I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow, go to sleep."

Director: "Hey, I'm still in the vault! Hey!"

"..."

4. Dormitory group daily vomiting articles

Daren: "Hey, a lot of people around me have recently been married, pressure! Our undisputed dormitory is the first to marry Xizi, give me some advice, baby!"

Lan Lan: "Qingxi always takes the lead. I think the next one is me. I have no hope for the other two."

Daren: "You? Oh, unless that person is a masochist. I think the head of the room is possible. When you get excited ..."

Lan Lan: "The room manager's problem is that she is useless to be excited, and the men are not excited."

Me: "According to what I have heard, aren't the chiefs dumping people?"

Lan Lan: "Who listens?"

Me: "Director."

Lan Lan, Daren: "... Fuck!"

Director: "Girls, I'm here, la la la la! What are you talking about ..."

Director: "Fuck!"

Daren: "Director, what did you call us all to do today? Even if you grab the bank, every time you go in, are you tired of it?"

When the head of the room heard this, he became so violent: "Who dragged his legs to the end of the prison? Ah! He snatched it halfway to bed, and he made a temporary call to the police. He said he would go to the toilet first and was chased. When I was running, I said that I was going to put on makeup. After being caught, instead of saying the lines we colluded with beforehand, I immediately said that I would recruit all of them! His mother, I plan so detailed and perfect every time. Failure is all because of your teammates like pigs! "

Lan Lan: "Oh, A room, you can't say that."

Director: "Fuck you! From today on, I want to leave the world alone, one to grab the bank, one to develop, one to hug, wow ha ha ha ha ha!"

Lan Lan: "The last person goes to prison."

Office Chief:"……"

5. once

As long as the director sees a deep yellow joke online, he will read it and share it. And usually when other people are silent (understand, think deeply), I: "Poof!"

Director: "... Is it clear that Qingxi is really a **** man ?!"

Lan Lan: "... this is the legendary dark horse."

Daren: "I haven't found it after sleeping with her for so long!"

I:"……"

Me: "In fact, from another perspective, this can also be understood as the level of IQ."

The expert blew his freshly painted nails: "Boy, is she suggesting that our IQ is low?"

Director: "Xizai has never implied, she said it clearly. Because the tone is very gentle, it is easy to make people feel wrong."

Lan Lan: "It's all here, let's fight."

I Khan: "Head of the room, I want to say the last sentence."

Lan Lan: "Don't usually Qingxi's last sentence can turn the tide."

Director: "What are you afraid of, I am here, I am a principled person! Say!"

Me: "Uh, the day after tomorrow I will open the exam for the international economy, and my materials are ready."

Director: "Don't beat hair! Can Qingxi play casually? Darren don't apply nail polish, Qingxi doesn't like chemical smell, and you Lan Lan, just shout and kill if you don't move, you should Are we a triad ?! ”Then looked at me and Yan Yuese,“ Qingxi, I heard that Xu Shao was going to fly over to see you recently, our family is so charming, look at this little face, look at this watery Big eyes, look at this little red mouth ... "

Daren: "Boss, seriously, I've seen sloppy ones and have never seen you so sloppy. I'm going to call Xu Shao to say you are molesting his wife."

These days are about to be forgotten, write down some while still remembering. Although ordinary, it is really precious.

A person's life will always encounter a group of people, making you want to go back to the past.