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Chapter 144: The Anger of Gun Sister Mikoto Misaka! An ultra-electromagnetic cannon is a second magic!!

[Some people devote themselves to sports and sweat, some people strive to accumulate knowledge, some people indulge in interest, some people inspire talent, some people start to learn badly, and some people fall in love with the opposite sex and taste the sweet and sour of love! ] 】

[The various ideas of young people are intertwined, and in such a youth era, the dragon trick will take this precious time……… Spend working as an assistant in Lingneng Company, receiving a part-time work fee of 300R yuan per hour! 】

In the video, Long Tao sits on his workstation and secretly looks at the comic.

On the other side, Lingfu smashed his fist on the table in anger and shouted at the guest in front of him: “The reason is because of the pornographic website!!! ”

The guest in front of him was a sloppy-looking uncle, and after hearing the illusory words, the uncle’s face showed a trace of embarrassment and puzzlement.

“sites……… Is it? ”

Lingphan said thoughtfully: “That’s right! The curse on your shoulder is the bad 1-Click curse!!! ”

Hearing the words of the spirit, the uncle was confused: “1-Click curse of sites??? ”

Spirit nodded: “The illegal 18 forbidden websites have put a curse on your shoulders!” Let you send them money! Now the curse has gradually entered the Internet age! ”

The corners of the uncle’s mouth were slightly raised, and he immediately waved his hand and said, “No!” This is, who would believe it!!! ”

The people watching the video are also speechless, this kind of nonsense, but also really eye-opening.

Also cursed under the network………

Why don’t you say that you were cursed after a glance at a beautiful woman? Suddenly!

The spirit in the picture came behind the uncle and roared: “Listen to me!” Don’t you move yet!!!! I’ll clear the curse for you right now!! ”

The uncle suddenly panicked, he looked at the illusory look, he didn’t look like a good person, and hurriedly said: “No……… No thanks! ”

But Lingfu couldn’t help but say, he directly pressed on the shoulder of the uncle.

“Your right shoulder is stiff, and the curse on your right shoulder is stronger!!”

When the uncle heard the words of the spirit illusion, he felt even more unreliable, and hurriedly shouted: “Wait a minute!” I won’t pay!! Fast!! Live!!! Oh~~~”

The uncle’s voice gradually became strange.

Under the constant beating of the spirit, he only felt an unparalleled sense of pleasure rising from his heart, and the whole person seemed to be happy in heaven.

The expression of the whole person became rippling!

“Strange~~I’m so comfortable~~~”

Then, he was pulled to a bed by Spirit Illusion and lay on his stomach, and Spirit Illusion’s hands quickly hit the uncle’s back!

“Spell Breaking!!!”

The phantom fist fell quickly!!

Bombarded every position in the back of the uncle.

And the uncle’s whole person seemed to be about to ascend to heaven, and his face showed a lewd and rippling expression!

[This is to reduce the burden on the body caused by physical fatigue, relieve symptoms such as stiff shoulders and low back pain…] One of the magic moves! 】

In the heavens and all worlds, there is no one who is not speechless.

Special moves!?

You’re big!!!

Isn’t this a horse killing chickens!!!!

In the video, the sweaty spirit gently flicked his hair and looked paralyzed

The guest on the bed said with a confident smile on his face: “I think the curse should have been removed!” Do you still feel heavy on your shoulders? ”

The uncle sat up, and after being killed by the horse, he looked oily, and the whole person looked even more greasy!

He looked at the spirit with adoration and shouted, “I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have doubted you!! I am now fully recovered! Can I come back next time!? ”

Hearing the uncle’s words, a smile appeared on Lingfan’s face, and he nodded with a thumbs up: “Of course!” ”

The customer comes to the dragon set who is responsible for payment.

And when Long Tao saw the other party, he immediately put down the comic book, took out the project list and said: “Well……… The charge for 40 minutes of horse killing chicken is 3,800 R. ”

Hearing Long Tao’s words, Lingfan’s face changed!

This apprentice of his own is strong and strong! But it’s just so stupid!!

[Stupid! Don’t talk about the massage fee! What about the cost of lifting the curse!!! 】

However, the phantom voice of the spirit was completely inaudible, and after receiving the four thousand yuan given by the customer, he handed over two hundred yuan coins.

“Looking for you for 200 yuan.”

After the guest leaves.

Spirit and passers-by sat in the rest area.

Ling Huan took out a steaming plate of small octopus balls and said, “Come, dragon tao, do you want to eat it?” ”

“Then you’re welcome!”

There was no smile on Long Tao’s face, he was still extremely calm, and he inserted an octopus balls with a toothpick and prepared to put them in his mouth.

However, he seemed to have thought of something and said, “Spirit Master, your horse killing skills are getting more and more powerful.” ”

Hearing Long Tao’s words, Ling Phantom nodded and said, “Count it out, I have read some books on orthopedic massage, and it is worth doing all kinds of efforts.” ”

Speaking, he seemed to have thought of something, and said directly: “Ah~ Of course, this is only effective with spiritual power!” ”

After speaking, Lingphan inserted a small pill and put it in his mouth! But………

It’s so hot!!!!

The piping hot entrance directly made him break dance on the spot! Finally opened his mouth and spit out the little ball!

It’s just that the little pill did not land, but floated in the air!

A strange energy controlled Xiao Maruki and began to spin rapidly!

He’s cooling down the little pills! In a super-powered way!??

While helping Xiao Maruzi cool down, Long Tao said, “Master, I’m thinking.” ”

Hearing Long Tao’s words, Ling Phantom said with an unexpected face: “It’s really rare, you talk to me yourself?” ”

“You see, because I have a little superpower, which is not the same as others, I discussed with the Spirit Master and worshipped under your door, right?”

“At that time, I couldn’t find anyone to discuss, and I was very uneasy, and I thank you.”

The dragon said in his mouth, and above, the octopus balls spun wildly.

“You taught me a lot of things and gave me money, but… Is that really good???? ”

With that, Long Tao threw the already cold octopus balls into the phantom mouth.

Although these were just the ordinary words of Long Tao, they caused violent fluctuations in the spirit of the illusion!

Especially looking at Long Tao’s expressionless appearance, saying such a thing made Lingfan’s whole person sweat coldly.

[Is the hourly wage too low?] Or did he discover my true face? (Liar, fraudster, self-proclaimed psychics)]

The idea of the spirit heart makes everyone who watches the video very despised, such a good child, this soul is actually thinking of fooling each other!

The spirit in the video swallowed the octopus balls and asked with a forced smile: “What do you mean…”

Long Tao didn’t seem to find that the spirit mood was not quite right, and he still said calmly: “How to say it, instead of ending the part-time job after school, I always feel that there seems to be something else now……… Something that can only be done now. ”

Hearing Long Tao’s words, Ling Huan was very surprised, his mouth subconsciously opened, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said: “Ah~·So that’s what you want to say!” ”

At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, as long as it was not the two reasons he had in his heart before………

He breathed a sigh of relief and said at the same time: “So it is, because you are now an adolescent ~ ~ Long Tao.” ”

“Is there anything you want to do? Forming an orchestra? Dance? Hitchhiking? ”

Hearing his master’s inquiry, Long Tao pondered for a while and shook his head, “No, I don’t have anything special to do.” ”

Hearing Long Tao say this, the heart of the spirit is determined!

He immediately stood up and said, “Listen! You don’t have to rush to do something, in my opinion, going home after school is the best!! ”

“You are now the most leisurely period of your life, the winning group that can spend leisurely every day!!!

Lingfan’s whole person relaxed, he spread his hands, and said: “So you can make money from me leisurely~ okay??? ”

Magic Forbidden Book Catalog World.

Bang!!!

“This bastard!!!”

Mikoto Misaka looked at the phantom in the picture with great anger, her body crackling and flickering, obviously she had been annoyed by the phantom behavior.

“Just a waste of nothing! I actually want to block the dragon to get a better life!! It’s so selfish!!! ”

Mikoto Misaka was so angry that she felt in her chest……… There were no ups and downs, but judging from the expression, it was still clear that she was very angry.

If the illusion is in front of Mikoto Misaka, it is estimated that it will be directly ejected by a super electromagnetic cannon.

Kuroko Shirai hurriedly pounced on Mikoto Misaka’s body, wanting to eat tofu and also want Mikoto Misaka to dissipate.

“Kuroko, what are you doing!!!”

Mikoto Misaka staggered to the ground, and she said a little speechlessly.

“Sister-sama, don’t be angry with scum!!! This guy will definitely be unlucky sooner or later!! ”

Kuroko said loudly, and then she showed a foolish smile, and her face kept rubbing on Mikoto Misaka’s body.

“I see! But please get off my body first!!! ”

Mikoto Misaka felt the strange feeling on her body and said with some shame.

“Oh, yes~~Sister-sama, don’t be~~People want to hold their sister-sama like this~~~”

Kuroko had a foolish face, still burying his head deeply in Mikoto Misaka’s not huge sacred artifact.

And then……… Rub ah~~Rub ah~~~ Death World!

“I agree, going home from school is the best life.”

Similarly, Kurosaki Ichigo, who did not participate in any club, raised his hand in agreement.

But in the next second, Rukia’s bamboo knife smashed directly into Kurosaki Ichigo’s head.

“You are you, others are others, you think it’s great to come home from school, but for others, it’s a waste of your time and life!”

Rukia did not hide the contempt in her tone at all, and did not leave any strength when the bamboo knife smashed down.

At this moment, the aching Kurosaki Ichigo grinned.

He rubbed his head, glanced at Rukia the Immortal Wood, and said, “Obviously it is!” Why participate in club activities, obviously tired enough after a day’s class, you have to go to the club, how troublesome! ”

“Cut, that’s why you live without ambition.”

Rukia said disdainfully.

“Hey, hey! You still talk about me! Didn’t you join a club either!? ”

Kurosaki Ichigo was immediately dissatisfied, he retorted.

“I don’t join the club because I don’t have to, and you, as a human being, don’t participate, it’s a waste of time and a waste of life.”

Rukia’s words are extremely double-standard!…

The video continues.

The picture turns! Bang!

A door suddenly opened!

“Minister!!! I brought people over! ”

An orange hairy came to a church with a dragon trick

Indoors, he said, “He didn’t join the club, he wasn’t on the committee!” It seems that there are no friends and no girlfriends! ”

“It’s the last idler in the salt who comes home from school!!”

“Shigeo Kageyama of the second year!!”

Long Tao glanced at the person beside him and said calmly: “Well, what he said is generally not wrong. ”

But………

Why do you always feel so heartbroken???

And the girl who was a minister appeared in the picture, and she said with excitement on her face: “Inukawa! Good job!!! Kageyama, let me introduce you to our members! ”

With that, she introduced the green hair behind her and said, “This is Childish Forest.” ”

Then he introduced the flat-headed man with an ass chin on the other side: “This is Saruta!” ”

Immediately after, the girl introduced herself: “Then I am in the fifth class of three years!” Minister Kuroda Ru!!! Just call me Xiaoliu, Chirp~~”

Well………

It should be very cute if a girl with good looks makes such a pose, but this girl………

It’s a little weird to look at.

And at this time, Long Tao once again showed his “high.” ”

“Emotional intelligence.”

He whispered the name Xiaoliu, and then said with a happy smile on his face: “It’s the same as my grandmother’s name!” ”

Xiaoliu: “…”

She was silent, did she suddenly become a grandmother?

But now the most important thing is to recruit new members, and she doesn’t bother with so much, and hurriedly shouts: “This is also a kind of fate!!! ”

“Because of that! So……… Please join the Brain Wave Club!!! ”

The countless spectators in the heavens and all realms were silent again.

Brain Wave Society………

What kind of stuff is this???

And the dragon tao also shows his ‘gentlemanly’ demeanor.

“Not today!”

The decisive refusal almost made Xiaoliu kneel.

The boy who brought him hurriedly asked, “Wait a minute, Dragon Tao!” Do you have something today? ”

Long Tao nodded: “Well, I have the job of removing spirits next.” ”

Long Tao’s words silenced the others this time.

“Spirits? What is Spiritualization? ”

At this time, the boy looked shocked as if he recalled something, and immediately shouted: “Minister!” In fact, this guy was very famous among a few people when he was in elementary school!!! ”

“He can bend the spoon, or make the eraser move!”

“Simply put…”

“He’s a superpower!!!

But these words made Xiaoliu even more speechless…

The corners of her mouth twitched slightly: “Don’t say these strange words, join the company…”

“What a spirit, let them wait for a while…”

But………

How could this Xiaoliu be a fantasy opponent!?

After calling to seek Spirit Illusion’s opinion, almost three times five divided by two, Spirit Illusion directly persuaded Long Tao to politely refuse the invitation of Xiaoliu and others to join the company!

Then………

He turned away in Xiaoliu’s desperate gaze and went to the Spirit Removal Center!! When it comes to flickering, who can fool through the illusion?

The camera turns………

Two figures appear in the picture.

But these two figures………

Very spicy eyes!!!! Because……… It’s two girls!! No………

To be precise, two men in women’s clothes!!!

That’s right, these two women’s clothing bosses are the two of Spirit Fantasy and Dragon Tao!

They donned wigs, wore a women’s school uniform and were heading to their destination for this work!

St. High School for Girls!!

Because it was a girls’ school inside, as a last resort, the two could only wear women’s clothes in an attempt to confuse into the school!

Surprise!!

Women’s Fashion Boss!!!

“This is a private Miss Qianjin Academy, and I made an appointment with the client to meet on the roof.”

Lingfan’s mouth said, and the two came to the gate of the school.

Then, just as they were about to go inside………

“Stop!!!! What are you doing!!!! ”

The security guard at the door suddenly rushed out and shouted directly at the spirit illusion.

Looked at………

Spirit smiled!

He had long said that he had expected this kind of thing! He was also prepared!!!

This is his special move!!!

“What?”

The magic special move was to pinch his throat and look at the security guard with a dazed look.

“I was just talking about you!! Stop pretending to be garlic!! ”

The security guard didn’t eat the spirit illusion at all, he pointed at the spirit illusion angrily, like this guy who dressed as a woman and wanted to sneak into the school, he had seen too much!!

Lingfan’s face did not change, and he still pretended to be shy and disgusting and said: “People ~~ People are students here~~.”