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Chapter 418: Kill by touching the head!

Chapter 418: Kill by touching the head!

 “Hiccup!”

"ah!"

 “Good to hold on to!”

 “It’s a great meal!”

 “Cheers everyone!”

 “Mutton tastes great with cold beer!”

This table full of sheep feast, under the feast of sixteen people, the cups and plates were already in a mess. Everyone drank the cold beer they had just bought, and they felt as happy as gods at this moment. Even Eiichiro and the others who had always looked at Lin Zhibai disliked them. , I was so drunk that I couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north. The atmosphere was extremely lively and joyful for a while. Some guests even danced and sang happily after having had enough wine and food.

 “Don’t look at me as just a sheep!”

The nightingale likes to sing this song, shouting at the top of her voice amidst the noise: "The sheep are so clever that it's hard to imagine... What's the next line?"

 “This song is unlucky, as the boiling sheep will enter your belly.”

Lin Zhibai also shouted and replied: "I have composed a piece for you that is more suitable for you."

"what?"

Nightingale's heart skipped a beat inexplicably, and her face turned slightly red. She was actually a little afraid of meeting Lin Zhibai's eyes, but she couldn't help but look forward to it.

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Lin Zhibai's expression was serious, even affectionate, until the other party turned his head unnaturally, and he suddenly imitated the voice of a nightingale, and sang loudly in a cute and weird accent: "Finally, it's time for dinner, When it's time for the cook to finish the meal, he should be the first one to rush to the restaurant. If he doesn't finish the meal, he's not a human being. Only when he's full can he feel energetic. The boss will come again before he's full!"

 

Nightingale almost fell down and her head was covered with black lines!

Han Yueshuang and Chu Chu, who also noticed this scene, suddenly laughed like crazy. It was indeed a squeaky voice, but her singing would not be so funny!

 “Ouch, what are you doing!”

Nightingale glared at Lin Zhibai and said, "Why is this song suitable for me?"

Han Yueshuang laughed and said, "So is this another ghostly song that you just made up, boss?"

"Keep going!"

Chu Chu listened with great interest.

Lin Zhibai continued to sing in the voice of a nightingale: "I yawned, looked up at the time, and saw that it was still five minutes before the time came. Although my face was already bigger than the basin, my appetite was not bad at all. Do you want me to finish the meal? Come to a bucket of bubble milk tea, and I’m counting down the seconds in my heart. I haven’t decided what to eat yet, and while I’m still struggling, the time to cook comes..."

"I go!"

 “What song is this?”

 “Is Yingying singing?”

 “Poof!”

 “It’s Lin Zhibai singing!”

 “Why is this guy so good at imitating!”

 “How funny!”

 The noisy celebrating crowd around them all fell silent!

Everyone was shocked as they listened to Lin Zhibai singing with the voice of a nightingale. Many people's faces were full of disbelief at this moment!

The guests had basically watched the first episode and knew that Lin Zhibai would imitate other people's voices, but imitating other people's voices to speak is different from imitating other people's voices to sing, not to mention that Lin Zhibai was imitating a nightingale at the moment. This voice of the opposite sex!

  【I wipe! 】

  【The richest man can actually imitate the singing of a nightingale! ? 】

  【This voice! 】

  【I always thought that the richest man could only imitate men, but I didn't expect that he could also imitate women's voices! 】

  【Absolutely awesome! 】

  【This song is also fun! 】

  【What a bad song, it amused me to death! 】

The lyrics and melody are really fun, with an indescribable sense of magical brainwashing.

Although Lin Zhibai was imitating the voice of the nightingale, he deliberately sang in the weird accent of the female anchor Xiao Tuantuan in his previous life, so it was even more funny:

 “My rice bowl is served!”

 “Awaken the soul of Ganfan!”

 “Three two one!”

"Rob!"

 Lin Zhibai sang the chorus again, and Nightingale and Chu Chu actually learned it and sang along at the top of their lungs:

“Finally it’s time for the meal. When it’s time for the cook to finish the meal, he’s the first to rush to the restaurant. He’s not a human being if he doesn’t finish the meal. Only when he’s full can he feel energetic. The boss will bring another pot before he’s full~”

 After the shock.

 The audience laughed until they were convulsing!

  【Hahahahahahahaha, this song is amazing! 】

  【The richest man still likes to make up songs whenever he disagrees! 】

  【Yingying must have been shy just now. She thought Lin Zhibai was going to compose some good song for herself. It made me laugh to death. 】

  【Isn't this song good? 】

  【That's it, how good this song is! 】

  【The richest man is very good at improvising such weird songs! 】

  【Why should the richest man be so naughty! 】

【I go! 】

  【He also raps! 】

  The song hasn’t ended yet, and many people started to take the initiative to beat the beat. At this moment, it was the turn of the fun rap part. Lin Zhibai laughed and sang loudly:

 “The rice cook!”

 “Give me a job!”

 “Everything is done by people who are superior to others!”

 “A rice cook must use a basin to eat!”

 “A man who works hard will rush to the duck~”

 At this point, Lin Zhibai felt that he had lost his strength and finally stopped singing.

 After everyone suppressed their shock, they were also laughed until they could stand up straight. There are no small groups in this world. Lin Zhibai used the voice of a nightingale to imitate the female anchor who was famous for her funny voice in the previous life, and the effect was very good!

 “What a weird song!”

 “Lin Zhibai, your creative inspiration is quite strong.”

 “This song is good!”

 “Suitable for us cooks!”

 “Teach me, teach me!”

"I want to learn!"

 “I want to learn too!”

 “This sound makes me laugh to death!”

 “Yingying can’t sing like this!”

“But when you sing like this, do you feel it’s particularly cute?”

 “Come on, come one!”

The crowd booed, and Nightingale rolled her eyes, and then directly imitated Lin Zhibai's tone and sang: "The rice cook! The rice cook soul! The rice cook is the best among people!"

"Wow!"

  “Ah!”

Everyone laughed even more. The nightingale deliberately made a cute voice, which was so cute!

Lin Zhibai was so cute that he felt that Nightingale's voice was very malleable, "Can you know the female clip sound?"

"what is that?"

Nightingale’s face was full of doubts, and everyone was also puzzled.

 It seems that in this world, there is no such thing as "clip sound".

"that's all."

Lin Zhibai coughed, and then continued to imitate the nightingale's voice: "Brother, we went shopping today, your girlfriend won't be jealous if she finds out, right?"

"ah!"

 “That voice of yours!”

 “I got goosebumps!”

 “This sentence also feels so artificial!”

  The power of the clip sound instantly made everyone's scalp numb. The sticky sound gave people an extremely artificial feeling.

 “Lin Zhibai!”

Nightingale collapsed and said, "Can you please stop using my voice?"

"I understand!"

Chu Chu realized this and immediately used a jiaziyin to Lin Zhibai: "Is that so, brother?"

Lin Zhibai: “…”

I asked you to act, but I didn’t ask you to act. Why are you winking at me and acting coquettishly?

However, Chu Chu is indeed very savvy. Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "You can tell he is an old man at a glance."

Qi Jianjia said: "Many girls will make this kind of crotch sound, but a master's clip will not give people a very artificial feeling. What do you think, brother Lin Zhibai?"

 Speaking of the back.

Qi Jianjia is obviously there too, but she obviously has the feeling of a royal sister, which makes people subconsciously have the urge to conquer her.

“Jianjia is indeed a master.”

Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "Actually, it's not just girls who like clipping. Many boys also like clipping, and they especially like to press their throats to make bubble sounds. Just like when I talk like this, does it sound like a subwoofer? This thing is called bubble sound. "

"You rock!"

Once Lin Zhibai's voice is picked up, the level is too high. Even if he directly dubs the male protagonist of an idol drama, it is more than enough.

  【clip sound? 】

  【Ah ah ah ah, we boys can't stand this sound at all! 】

  【I feel too tired. 】

  【My girlfriend sounds like this! 】

  【Then you have to cherish it. If one day she doesn't want to pinch you anymore, she may not like you anymore. 】

    [Hahahaha, what a clipped sound, I often speak like this, it is indeed intentional, but the voice of the richest man is really good, he has a good study of voice. 】

  【So this is the clip sound! 】

There have always been clips, whether in the past life or in this life. Lin Zhibai just used a saying to summarize this type of sound. In the future, if you hear that sticky, artificial sound, you will know what is going on. So many viewers felt surprised.

 “I’m almost done recording today.”

 “Get ready to go back and rest.”

“Thank you for your hard work!”

 The female guests looked at the time and suddenly started to fold their hands.

The male guests looked at each other in confusion, and then laughed. In fact, most men don't mind being pinched by women. As long as they are careful, they can even use it quite well.

 “Let’s go back too.”

"goodbye."

 “Goodbye~~~”

“Okay, don’t hold it hard, your bubbly voice is almost out of breath!”

 …

The live broadcast will end at ten o'clock every day.

At the current ten o'clock, so the live broadcast room has not been closed, but at this time everyone returns to the room to rest, and individuals will go out to fitness and run.

  In the large group of the program group.

 The director issued a notice.

“Don’t forget our competition tomorrow. The program team will invite the villagers of Lishan to our place to watch everyone’s wonderful performances. Your ranking will ultimately be decided by the villagers’ vote.”

 Villagers vote?

Lin Zhibai's eyes flashed. Although he didn't like the reward of this competition, it was still a few peach blossom coins. If you don't make money, you won't make it in vain. He had to make an arrangement tonight...

certainly. The harvest from tonight's whole sheep feast has been settled into Lin Zhibai's pocket.

 Those outside the blue group each received fifteen peach blossom coins. Lin Zhibai earned a total of 180 peach blossom coins.

The three girls in the blue group were beaten by Lin Zhibai, so he only charged five peach blossom coins from each of them.

 After deducting costs, Lin Zhibai earned about 80 peach blossom coins this time.

 At this time.

  The director spoke to everyone in the group again: "Next, I will show you your respective rankings of Peach Blossom Coin assets."

 Said.

 A picture was posted in the group, and it turned out to be the asset ranking of all the current guests of "Lishan Xing".

 The first place in the ranking is Lin Zhibai, with a total of 361 Peach Blossom Coins!

Ranking second is Ye Zhen, who has 91 peach blossom coins and is considered a money-making expert on the show.

 Just line up all the way.

By fifth place, Qin Lian only had 41 peach coins left.

But the worst thing is the group at the back.

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 The cold of the Zhou Dynasty is over.

 Li Xiao.

  Lan Ye.

 Nightingale.

 Qi Tianwen.

 Ye Junji.

These seven people all have less than ten peach coins, and have been judged to be "bankrupt" by the program team. Even eating is a problem!

 The three sisters were already bankrupt.

Tonight's whole-sheep feast was the straw that broke the camel's back, and the number of bankruptcies reached seven.

You must know that there are only sixteen guests in this program!

 It means that nearly half of the people are bankrupt!

  【Hahahaha, I can't help it, the richest man's whole-sheep feast is too tempting! 】

  【For this whole sheep feast, four people went bankrupt! 】

  【After all, this meal costs fifteen peach blossom coins per person! 】

How long will it take them to earn so many coins? 】

  【These seven co-authors all went bankrupt because of the richest man, right? 】

  【Hahaha, no wonder the director has a headache now when he sees Lin Zhibai! 】

  【Lin Zhibai took all the money from everyone and the show can no longer be played! 】

 The audience laughed wildly when they discovered the truth.

These seven bankrupts are basically related to Lin Zhibai.

 It took three songs and then a whole-sheep feast to bring this group of people to such misery.

 Within the group.

Director Qi Tianwen Aite said: "I still have one peach blossom coin left, what should I do if I can't eat tomorrow?"

 The director was helpless.

 Qi Tianwen obviously wants to mess things up.

I can’t really refuse to feed these bankrupts, but if I feed them, does the peach blossom coin still have any meaning?

 It seems like that’s the only way to use it!

Director Aite mentioned several bankrupts: "If you really can't afford to eat, you can apply for bankruptcy with the program team. The program team will arrange for the bankrupts to live in a hut in the east and provide you with some basic relief food."

 There are some simple huts on the east side.

   is the former residence of the owner of the sheepfold.

Life is very primitive. There is no air conditioning or electric fan. The only thing in the house is probably a bed and a hot water kettle. You have to use a stove to cook because there is no rice cooker.

  Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard about the bankrupts!

It's not like they haven't explored the hut to the east. Except for a broken bed, there is almost no decent furniture. There is even a faint musty smell in the air. They don't know if it leaks when it rains. How can it be lived in? !

 “This is how bankrupt people are treated.”

The director sneered. He had to make this group of people understand that they should not be a loser in this show. "If you don't want to live in a small shabby house, please bankrupts please work hard to earn more money. Of course you can." Borrow it from your teammates."

 “I can borrow it.”

Lin Zhibai directly joined the Aite bankrupts in the group.

 “Good guy!”

 “The richest man!”

 “I want to borrow it!”

These bankrupts were so excited. They didn’t expect Lin Zhibai to be so kind!

However, before the group of people finished their gratitude, they saw Lin Zhibai send another sentence: "I can borrow five peach blossom coins for each of you, and give me one peach blossom coin every day as interest, and you must repay the money within a month."

black!

too dark!

This group of people immediately began to curse, calling each other "profiteers", and some people simply made up their mind to compete tomorrow.

 After all, there are rewards in competitions.

However, in Lishan, the minimum daily consumption of three meals a day is three peach blossom coins, so there are still too few opportunities for everyone to make money.

 After all, most people don’t have Lin Zhibai’s cooking skills.

Of course, even if Lin Zhibai cooks an all-sheep feast now, there will not be many guests who can afford it, so the money for cooking is definitely not as easy to make as before.

The director is also thinking about...

More games will be arranged later to give everyone more opportunities to make money.

For this reason, the director even specially called the team for a meeting.

 Of course this segment will not be broadcast to the public.

"Lin Zhibai must be weakened. How about we find a way to target him?"

 “How to target?”

"It's not obvious that our ultimate goal is to reduce his personal income. After all, he has too much money and the other guests are too poor. So, we can find some games that Lin Zhibai is not good at for them to play. , money will be deducted if you lose, and more money if you win, so what we need to consider now is, what is this Lin Zhibai not good at?"

 “I don’t know.”

 “Then think about it slowly.”

 “Let’s first think about what other guests are good at.”

“The game should be of the type that other guests are good at.”

“Like tomorrow’s competition, I feel that Lin Zhibai is not very good at it, because tomorrow’s scorers will be the villagers of our Qizhou Lishan Village. What they like to listen to are the older classic Qiyu songs…”

 “Let’s see how he does tomorrow.”

 The director certainly has no objection to Lin Zhibai. In fact, Lin Zhibai contributes extremely high traffic to the program.

However, as everyone said, Lin Zhibai has too much money. From the perspective of the program team, his presence does affect the balance and will directly disrupt many of the program team's plans, such as the guests going bankrupt...

 The program team did not expect that the guests would go bankrupt so quickly!

How long did it take to record? Lin Zhibai took advantage of each and every one of them, causing the program team's follow-up recording plans to go bankrupt.

 After all, some guests are running out of food.

 …

that's all.

 The next day comes.

The villagers of Lishan Village have already gone up the mountain, and everyone is sitting under the stage chatting.

at the same time.

 The guests also got up individually and started putting on makeup one by one.

Lin Zhibai doesn’t wear makeup. He just records the show without makeup. After all, his face is enough to punch.

the most important is…

Lin Zhibai felt that he could make a living without relying on his face.

 “The villagers are all here.”

 “The game is about to start.”

 “I don’t know if everyone buys my song.”

 Discuss among the people.

 The audience in Qizhou are also discussing.

  【Today's competition is not very friendly to Qinzhou guests. 】

  【Yeah, if the villagers are the judges, then they must like our Qizhou classic old songs. 】

  【Can Qin Zhou and the guests sing Qi Yu songs? 】

  【My singing skills must be average, but my pronunciation may not be standard. 】

  【Then this game is considered the weak point of the richest man. Although his composition is very fun, these Lishan villagers don't like to listen to the songs of the rice cook. 】

  【The old people in the village still like to listen to those bitter love songs in Qi language. 】

  【I feel like Ye Junji and the others are very good at this kind of thing. It looks like there is hope for the first place today. 】

Studio.

Most viewers don’t know that Lin Zhibai can also sing Qi Yuge.

Of course even if they knew, they would not think that Lin Zhibai could beat the kings and queens of Qizhou singers.

  And in the barrage discussion.

 The competition has officially started.

 The first one to start the performance was the red group.

 Qi Jianjia and Li Xiao, the singers of Qin Zhou and Qi Zhou, sang a classic old song of Qi Zhou.

Qi Jianjia is in charge of Qiyu, and Li Xiao is in charge of Mandarin. The two complement each other well. The villagers applauded after hearing this, and seemed to buy it. Many people voted.

 “This is a pretty good form.”

Nightingale said to the camera with some pity: "If I had known, I would have sung a duet with Lin Zhibai. I would be in charge of Qiyu and he would be in charge of Mandarin. That way I could still lead him. Now he has to perform alone. It is probably difficult to get the support from the villagers." Getting high scores may eventually affect our ranking in the blue group..."

 “You don’t think so highly of me?”

Lin Zhibai heard Nightingale interacting with the audience and touched her head.

 “Then you know how to sing together?”

Nightingale scratched the spot where Lin Zhibai touched her head. It seemed like this was the first time she was treated like this by someone other than her father. It felt very subtle.

 As everyone knows, the barrage has already exploded a bit.

  【Ahhhh! 】

  【Kill by touching the head! 】

  【The richest man is awesome! 】

  【Dare to touch Yingying's head! 】

These barrages belong to the audience who are excited about CP.

 Some viewers were also very angry.

                                                    ? ? ? 】

【What's the meaning? 】

  【What is Lin Zhibai doing? 】

  【Can you please stop playing this game? 】

 Some viewers are still interpreting it.

  【Normal. 】

  【On the interaction between friends. 】

  【嘤嘤 seems a little shy. 】

  【Why do I feel that Yingying is angry? 】

 At this moment, the first round of performances of the red group ended.

 The next performance in order was the performance of the blue group, and Lin Zhibai slowly walked onto the stage.

 (End of this chapter)

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