Freelance Artist

Chapter 416 Sheep!

  【Wash underwear? 】

  【嘤嘤Can this be said? 】

  【Why do I feel that Yingying is taking the initiative to flirt with the richest man? 】

　　【嘤嘤Don't fall in love! 】

　　【Actually, I think the richest man is pretty good and worthy of our 嘤嘤. 】

【I do not accept! 】

　　【Now it's not a question of whether you accept it or not, but whether our richest man accepts it. He is so steely and only has peach blossom coins in his eyes. Women are worthless in front of peach blossom coins. 】

The blue group live broadcast has a lot of viewers.

  Higher heat than the other three groups.

However, as each group finished eating, today’s live broadcast finally ended.

The program team is not so crazy that they even broadcast live broadcasts of the guests sleeping at night.

 As the live broadcast of "Lishan Xing" ended today, a large number of related topics began to appear on Qizhou's largest social platform "Weishu"!

 “After watching "Travel to Lishan Mountain" for a day, I feel that Lin Zhibai is a treasure!"

“He goes up the mountain to dig mushrooms and wild vegetables, and he can also fish in the water. Among the sixteen guests, he is the one who stands out!”

“The best thing is that the richest man wrote songs, which directly calmed the quarreling Yingying and Jianjia. Those songs are so nice!”

“The richest man knows too much. Did he grow up in a rural area?”

“Haha, you are overthinking, the richest man is the top second generation from Qinzhou!”

 “How top-notch?”

“The grandfather of the richest man is the most powerful person in Qinzhou’s entertainment industry. How top-notch do you think he is?”

"etc!"

"Xiao Liang seems to be reading "Travel to Lishan Mountain" too, and even posted updates on WeChat!"

This "Xiao Liang" is a botanical expert and the youngest director of the Qizhou Botanical Research Association. This person is very popular on the Internet, mainly through the "Internet Popular Biological Identification" series of videos. The content of his videos is based on talk shows. The funny format identifies various strange shapes, which not only popularizes biological knowledge, but also satisfies the audience's curiosity.

 Today Xiaoliang received a large number of private messages from fans.

 Everyone is asking Lin Zhibai in "A Journey to Lishan Mountain" about his level of botany-related knowledge.

Xiaoliang took a look with curiosity, but was shocked, so he posted a message on WeChat: "I watched the live broadcast of "Lishan Xing". Lin Zhibai's plant identification level is very professional. He is about The popular science on mushrooms and wild vegetables is very accurate, without any errors or omissions. Usually, only old people in our industry can have such a level of knowledge. It is hard to imagine that a big star also has this knowledge, but Don’t imitate the part about picking mushrooms. Lin Zhibai’s knowledge is so good that he can go up the mountain to find mushrooms by himself. If you mess around, it’s easy to identify the wrong ones..."

 This is considered recognized by experts.

 In an instant, everyone had a certain idea of ​​Lin Zhibai’s botany level.

It was not just the botanical expert Xiao Liang who expressed his appreciation. Shortly afterwards, another internet celebrity spoke out:

"Many fans asked me today how good Lin Zhibai's wild fishing is. I am a fisherman and I don't usually pay attention to the Internet. I don't even know who this person is. Later I found out that he was a celebrity fishing in a variety show and caught a lot of fish. , so I took a look, and accidentally watched it for more than two hours. Lin Zhibai’s fishing level is very professional. I can’t comment on the specifics. I can only say that even if I went to that pond, I might not be able to compare with him. Catch more fish.”

 This internet celebrity is called "Tian Yuan He Qiang".

His real name is He Qiang, and he is called the best fisherman in Qizhou by netizens. Fishing friends even call He Qiang the "Great Emperor" in the fishing world.

 “Lin Zhibai 66666!”

“Even Emperor He Qiang recognized Lin Zhibai’s fishing skills!”

“Is fishing on the same level as He Qiang?”

“Lin Zhibai is so capable!”

“I found that Lin Zhibai seems to be very good no matter what he does!”

 “Maximum level human?”

“It really feels like a full-level human being.”

“In reality, I have never met such an all-powerful person. It seems that nothing can trouble him.”

 “There are so many talents and skills!”

It is normal for celebrities to be versatile, but Lin Zhibai’s performance is no longer as simple as being versatile!

 This time comes and goes.

Lin Zhibai already has a pretty good reputation in Qizhou, and he has also gained a bunch of fans of his own!

that's all.

 Wake up the next day.

Live broadcast is on again.

Lin Zhibai found that the three roommates had all gone out early, but there was a bowl of porridge on the table, covered by an empty bowl. There was a note next to it saying: "There are eggs in the pot. Let's move the bricks. One for breakfast." Peach Blossom Coin.”

　　written by Chu Chuliu.

Lin Zhibai smiled, ate an egg, and drank a bowl of warm rice porridge. Then he went out for a walk and found that most of the guests from each group were busy setting up the stage at the entrance of the activity center. They were all sweating. .

　　　　嘤嘤, wipe the sweat.”

Gu Xing handed Nightingale a piece of paper.

“Tissues are not good, use these special skin care wipes.” Qi Tianwen took out a bag of wet wipes and handed them to Nightingale.

Gu Xing glanced at Qi Tianwen without saying anything, then turned to look at Nightingale.

Nightingale did not accept the tissue handed to her by the two men. Instead, she turned around and shouted with a smile:

 “Lin Zhibai.”

Gu Xing and Qi Tianwen's faces darkened at the same time.

Lin Zhibai didn't notice this scene, nodded and said: "How much can you earn from working here?"

 “Set up the stage, and each person can get three peach blossom coins.”

Qi Jianjia opened her mouth. She was also working. Her usually cold face was flushed at the moment. She had obviously been busy for a long time.

Lin Zhibai was surprised, "The program team is so generous?"

Zhou Hanjin, who was carrying equipment next to him, said: "As you said, this is all physical work, and only you, the richest man, can enjoy the blessings."

Lin Zhibai saw that it was true.

 Everyone is busy and the work is not light.

You can do it alone, but he does not look at the paid of a few peach coins. In contrast, he is still embarrassed.

So Lin Zhibai simply walked onto the stage that had been set up and said with a smile: "Seeing everyone working so hard makes my heart surge and I can't help but want to sing a song."

 Said.

Lin Zhibai didn’t care whether everyone was applauding him or not, he picked up the microphone and started singing:

 “The sun is golden and bright!”

 “The rooster sings three times and the flowers wake up!”

 “The birds are busy grooming themselves!”

 “The little magpie builds a new house!”

 “The little bee is busy collecting honey!”

 “Where does a happy life come from?”

 “We must rely on labor to create!”

Everyone thought it was nothing at first, it seemed like an ordinary children's song, but when they heard the next few lines, everyone was speechless.

 Co-author Are you praising labor?

Then why don’t you work yourself? ?

 The slogans are louder than anyone else’s!

I’ve never seen you do any serious work!

Lin Zhibai in the audience sang with a sacred look on his face: "Green leaves, red flowers, little butterflies love to play, don't like to work and don't study, we all won't learn from it!"

 Everyone was speechless.

Are you still a little butterfly eager to play?

 Here are your favorite things to play!

Lin Zhibai pointed at Zhou Hanjin who was carrying bricks: "We must learn from magpies in building a new house!"

Lin Zhibai pointed at Zhang Xiyang who was working: "I must learn from bees to collect honey!"

 Zhou Han rolled his eyes after hearing this.

 Zhang Xiyang didn’t want to do it anymore.

However, Lin Zhibai, the only person who didn’t have to work, was still feeding everyone chicken soup. “The joy of labor is endless! The creation of labor is the most glorious!”

 Is working still happy?

 Everyone is a little embarrassed.

The nightingale couldn't stop laughing.

  Seize the bamboo shoots!

　What kind of labor is the most honorable for you?

As long as you can do some work, everyone will not be so miserable.

Even the director couldn't help it, "Lin Zhibai, come down quickly, otherwise I'm afraid you'll be beaten."

 “Thank you everyone for your support.”

 No one applauded, and Lin Zhibai had to bow out stubbornly. The audience was laughing:

　　【If you don't agree with each other, just start singing children's songs! 】

　　【Laughing to death! 】

　　【What a fitting occasion! 】

　　【What a **** joke, the only person on the program team who doesn't work is trying to persuade everyone to work hard! 】

　　【If you can sing, just sing more! 】

　　【Singing is very good, don't sing it next time. 】

　　【Am I the only one who thinks Lin Zhibai is going too far? Others are really tired, and he still wants to make trouble on stage. 】

　　【What's going on? I'm convinced. It's just a joke. It's just to adjust the atmosphere. It's all for the show's effect. 】

　　【Lin Zhibai also works, fishing, digging wild vegetables, and searching for mushrooms in the mountains. Isn't this work? It's just that he is more capable, so he can do things more efficiently and gain more. 】

 Fortunately, everyone's work was finished by noon.

The stage is set up successfully and we are just waiting for the competition tomorrow.

After lunch, everyone could finally rest. Some went back to the house in twos and threes to practice singing and prepare for tomorrow's competition, while others went out to hang out.

 “Don’t look at me as just a sheep!”

Nightingale and the others actually went to the sheep pen to pick up **** again. While looking for shit, they were still singing the song Lin Zhibai compiled yesterday. There was no psychological burden at all. Unlike when the show was first recorded, the sheep were entering one after another. I hate the mess inside like I'm dying to do it.

Or:

Sheep **** is a beautiful peach blossom coin in the eyes of these guests.

Soon after, Qi Jianjia, Li Xiao and others also entered the sheepfold and joined the army of **** pickers. The sheepfold was suddenly overcrowded, with seven or eight people inside.

"Why!"

"this is mine!"

 “The **** over here belongs to me!”

 “Qi Jianjia!”

 “Don’t grab it!”

“Everyone can pick up sheep shit, so why should you be the one to pick it up?”

 “It’s obviously a sheep!”

A strange scene happened. Qi Jianjia and Nightingale clashed again because they were competing for sheep excrement.　　　【Poof! 】

　　【What the hell! 】

　　【The two great queens of Qizhou are actually fighting over sheep excrement? 】

  【Is this the current situation of bankrupts? 】

  【I can't understand, but I was shocked! 】

　　【The sheep are all shocked! 】

  【Hahahaha, famous scene! 】

　　　Jianjia and Yingying never imagined that their conflict would be over Yang Shidanzi. 】

 The audience was dumbfounded.

Just watching the two queens racing to collect sheep excrement.

 After they finished collecting the sheep excrement, the two began to feed the sheep fodder.

"Fast food!"

 “Have eaten Haola!”

 One of the sheep was very generous, and he immediately pooped out more than a dozen sheep excrement eggs, which were still giving off a slight heat.

Nightingale and Qi Jianjia looked at each other and walked over slowly.

Rob!

 The two men suddenly bent down and stretched out their hands.

 Several other guests who were also in the sheepfold were shocked!

In order to rob sheep excrement and earn peach blossom coins, the two queens have completely let themselves go, as if there is no one they care about in the world!

 Just at this time.

Lin Zhibai, who had just walked here after lunch, shouted out of curiosity: "Is everyone picking up **** again?"

Nightingale hesitated for a moment, and her movements were hesitant.

Qi Jianjia simply gave up on the fresh sheep **** and stood up unnaturally.

 Ye Zhen is also in the sheepfold.

Seeing that Qi Jianjia didn't even pick up sheep excrement after seeing Lin Zhibai, she felt an inexplicable pain in her heart.

 It seems that there are still people in this program that Jian Jia cares about.

When Lin Zhibai came, Jianjia was too embarrassed to pick up sheep excrement.

With a sour mood, Ye Zhen silently bent down, picked up the sheep excrement, and put it into Qi Jianjia's bag.

His skin was already dark, and now his face became even darker.

Similarly in this sheep pen, Gu Xing felt depressed when he saw that Nightingale gave up the sheep **** that he almost got because of Lin Zhibai's arrival.

He felt that Yingying seemed to be particularly concerned about Lin Zhibai.

 “Ye Zhen, you!”

Nightingale didn't expect that Ye Zhen would pick up the sheep excrement and put it into Qi Jianjia's bag just for a moment's hesitation. She suddenly felt uncomfortable.

It's all Lin Zhibai's fault!

I don’t know why, but as soon as the other party appeared, I didn’t have the nerve to continue picking up sheep shit...

Think about it carefully, what is there to be embarrassed about? It’s not like he hasn’t seen it before. Didn’t he just pick up **** in front of him yesterday?

Thinking of this.

Nightingale said angrily: "Lin Zhibai, do you want to come in and pick up **** too?"

  “No need.”

Lin Zhibai stared at the sheep and said: "Is the director here? Have you noticed that the wool of these sheep is too long? Let me tell you, this wool will have an impact on the health and life of the sheep. In order to help these sheep For the sheep to grow healthily, we need to shear them regularly. As long as you give me twenty peach blossom coins, I can help these sheep take off their thick sweaters today..."

Director Huang Ting’s mouth twitched.

 Co-author: Is this guy here to pluck wool?

These sheep are indeed going to be shed, but the program team has no intention of leaving the responsibility to the guests.

  After all, this requires a certain degree of professionalism, and only sheep farmers have relevant experience. As for how these celebrities can dehair sheep?

Who knew that Lin Zhibai would actually offer to remove hair, "Can you do it?"

Lin Zhibai knew there was a way as soon as he heard what the director said. He said confidently: "You can remove the question mark and put your heart into your stomach."

"You are great?"

Huang Ting frowned and said, "Shaving wool can easily scratch the sheep's skin."

Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "If I scratch my skin, I will compensate the production team fifty peach blossom coins, but if I shave it well, the director should not forget my twenty peach blossom coins reward."

 “Twenty is too many.”

 Huang Ting has long been worried that Lin Zhibai's too many peach blossom coins will cause a "financial crisis" for Lishan residents and affect their financial balance.

 Now I'm thinking about whether I can restrict this guy.

It happens that Lin Zhibai has many ideas, such as shaving wool. If he can really do it, Huang Ting will not be able to refuse. After all, this will be the highlight of the show.

 “That’s it.”

Lin Zhibai said: "It's not just about shaving wool. I found that there was something wrong with the hooves of a few sheep. The program team went to the shepherd and brought me the relevant tools. I can repair the sheep's hooves. These twenty peach blossom coins You’re not at a loss.”

 “Stop bragging!”

Before Huang Ting could speak, Ye Zhen in the distance couldn't help but speak: "Lin Zhibai, do you think you can do it yourself after watching a few videos of donkey hoof trimming and sheep shearing?"

 “Stop being brave.”

Gu Xing also spoke: "Sheep's hooves are different from human nails. They are not easy to repair. I have two cats at home, and it is very difficult to trim the cat's nails, let alone trim the sheep's hooves."

 “They have a point.”

Huang Ting said: "Do you have any experience in this field? Have you raised sheep before?"

Lin Zhibai shook his head. He relied entirely on the various skills provided by the system, but he couldn't explain this clearly.

"oops."

Eiichiro looked helpless and said: "You have never done any of this, why are you so confident?"

"alright, that's fine."

Lin Zhibai shrugged. He just wanted to make the sheep feel more comfortable on a whim. The program team didn't need to force the operation if he believed it.

 “Okay, I didn’t say no.”

Huang Ting said with a smile: "Then you give it a try. I will ask someone to bring the tools over, and the shepherd will also come. He will watch you operate it and alert you in time if there is any problem."

"Um."

Lin Zhibai immediately called up the system...

And netizens who are watching the live broadcast are also discussing:

【Shearing? 】

  【Purify the sheep's hooves? 】

  【Lin Zhibai knows these? 】

[Didn’t he mention that he had no experience? He looked like he was trying to be strong. He probably watched the video of shaving wool and thought it was very simple. I have also watched related videos, but this thing looks simple, but it is actually quite complicated to operate. of. 】

　　　　　　Why is the director messing around with him? He might injure the sheep. 】

　　【The richest man has very strong hands-on skills. After all, he is a max-level human. Let the shepherd teach him, and he should be able to do it. 】

　　【What a max-level human being, you are just joking but you still take it seriously. 】

　　【This guy is a bit crazy. 】

　　【You think it’s too much money, do you want to compensate the program team for 50 peach coins? 】

Lin Zhibaihui has many skills, but people don't think he can shave wool and trim sheep's hooves.

 At this time.

The owners of these sheep have already come over, carrying a series of tools in their hands. "Who said they want to shave their wool?"

"I."

 “Young man, this requires some level of skill.”

The sheep owner is a fifty-year-old man with a beard and looks quite strong.

 “Are these sheep afraid of being shaved?”

“Fortunately, my sheep are very docile, but only if you don’t hurt them.”

 “That’s okay.”

Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "Let's come one by one and see if there is any problem."

Speaking, Lin Zhibai took the razor from the other party's hand and took the sheep outside. The ground was cleaner and the space was larger.

Other guests stared with wide eyes.

Hum buzz.

 The sound of the razor sounded.

Lin Zhibai pressed the sheep and began to "shave".

"Out!"

 “The wool at the bottom is so white!”

"magic!"

 “Like taking off your clothes!”

To be precise, it was like taking off a sweater. Following Lin Zhibai's movements, a large piece of wool was completely shaved off.

 The guests were all exclaimed.

The sheep owner next to him looked at it with a smile and felt relieved. Lin Zhibai’s operation was fine. He seemed to be very experienced, even more professional than himself in doing this!

【Wow! 】

【Amazing! 】

　　【Good to relieve stress! 】

　　【Lin Zhibai actually knows how to shave wool! 】

　　【This is so stress-relieving, I feel inexplicably comfortable! 】

  【The little sheep is so cooperative! 】

　　【Sheep are so good, haha, they have lost a lot of weight! 】

The audience was also very surprised. Lin Zhibai actually shaved the sheep. His hands were very steady and the shave was very smooth, like a professional master!

 “Good sheep.”

Lin Zhibai stroked the sheep's body. The hair on the sheep's hooves had also been shaved, and the bottom was clean.

"So cute."

 The sheep did not move and lay down comfortably.

 After Lin Zhibai shaved the sheep completely, he suddenly smiled and said: "Look at how beautiful these sheep's hooves are - it should be delicious when made into sheep's hoof soup."

 “What!”

The sheep turned over instantly, kneeling on the ground with its front hooves, and stretched its body little by little. Finally, it stood up straight and ran away.

 (End of this chapter)