Freelance Artist

Chapter 407: Common routines in variety shows!

　　Everyone in the directing team was staring at the surveillance screen, admiring the "world famous painting" created by Lin Zhibai.

 There is no scene more bizarre than what is happening before us—

Mingming Lanye could capture three lambs in an instant as long as he made a slight turn and bumped into the bragging Nightingales sitting on the steps, achieving a very high achievement!

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Lan Ye just wanted to ignore them and pursue Lin Zhibai!

 Because Lan Ye believes that the three girls in the blue group have been captured by his teammates!

 Whenever he glances at his phone.

Lin Zhibai can no longer sing this drama!

However, Lin Zhibai used his body to seduce, and Lan Ye had no time to look at his phone!

When Lin Zhibai took Lan Ye and ran farther and farther, everyone on the directing team was already laughing and asking for it!

"oops!"

 “The yellow group is so miserable!”

 “All four people were fooled!”

 “They are still communicating in small groups!”

“The result is that Lan Ye didn’t take a look at the news in the group!”

 This is not the funniest thing.

What’s even more funny is that a few minutes later, Eiichiro and Ye Junji were also chasing Gu Xing.

"come on!"

The nightingale didn't mind watching the excitement, but it screamed nearby and frantically took the initiative to die.

 “Gu Xing, run quickly!”

Chu Chu also started to seek death, this was so comfortable!

Lin Zhibai pretended to be the director's voice to "eliminate" them, which was equivalent to giving each of the three girls a "gold medal to avoid death"!

 “Charge the duck!”

Han Yueshuang became bolder and stood aside to make a fuss.

Ye Junji and Eiichiro glanced at the three of them, ignored them, and continued to chase Gu Xing.

snort!

They are just three ignorant lost lambs who have been arrested by Lan Ye!

 “It’s almost time.”

Seeing a few wolves running past, Han Yueshuang looked at her phone and said, "Next, the white team will be the wolves. There are still five minutes left."

 “Let’s hide first.”

Nightingale stood up and said, "Let the profiteer pretend to be the director again."

 “This move is still risky.”

Chu Chu analyzed: "Whenever they check the information in the group, they will find something is wrong."

 “Anyway, profiteers have a way.”

Nightingale was not panicked at all. She felt that being paired with Lin Zhibai was the most correct decision she had ever made since joining this variety show. That guy was amazing!

 “It’s better to hide in the same place before, so as not to be discovered.”

The three girls were sneaking around. Seeing that no one was around, they quietly hid back to their previous place.

the other side.

Lin Zhibai kept running without letting Lan Ye catch him.

The system has modified Lin Zhibai's body. Although the speed is not particularly fast, it is on par with Lan Ye.

As long as you grit your teeth, the opponent is unlikely to catch you.

Especially when he saw that the time was almost up, the panting Lan Ye stared at Lin Zhibai, somewhat unwilling to do so, but he could only give up.

“It doesn’t matter, your blue team eliminated three of them anyway!”

 After consoling himself, Lan Ye turned his head angrily and looked for a place to hide. He had exhausted a lot of energy.

 The white team will act as wolves in the back, and they will be in danger if they encounter them.

Lin Zhibai was almost paralyzed from exhaustion. For the sake of those three losers, he had to bear the humiliation and endure hardships. He would have to rip off their wool to make up for it!

 The next step is to deal with the white team.

 I definitely can’t use the same trick myself.

 Because Lan Ye immediately knew that he had been tricked when he looked at the group.

 In order to retaliate, the yellow group is likely to notify the four wolves of the white group.

Lin Zhibai didn’t dare to gamble anymore—

 In fact, Lan Ye had already glanced at the small group while avoiding them.

At this glance, Lan Ye realized something was wrong, and everyone in Aite hurriedly said: "I didn't catch the three lambs in the blue group!"

Eiichiro:?

 Ye Junji:?

Ning Ling was stunned: "Didn't you catch it? We didn't catch it either!"

What's going on? The director announced over the loudspeaker that they were eliminated, but none of the four wolves caught anyone! ?

 The four of them were stunned!

Immediately run to the crowd and join Director Aite!

“Director, are you kidding us? The four of us clearly didn’t catch Yingying and the others!”

“I’m not kidding you. The game is still going on. Please continue to play happily. I really don’t understand. After the game is over, you can ask the people on the blue team what’s going on (smirking).”

 The director replied.

  There is no explanation.

Lin Zhibai was able to imitate his own voice to deceive the Wolves. This was his own ability, and the director had nothing to say.

 Even the director is happy to see this development.

Because of Lin Zhibai's cool operation, the watchability of this game has been greatly improved, and the audience will definitely be overjoyed after watching it!

  As for the program team.

 Ratings are their ultimate pursuit!

So even though Lin Zhibai's operation was of a blurred nature and had touched the blind spot of the game rules, the director did not intervene and even actively cooperated!

What did you say?

 Just do it as long as it is not prohibited by law!

In fact, variety shows require the guests to be smart in order to be fun. Without the guests' cool moves, where would the show's ratings be?

 …

The yellow team was collectively confused. The other two groups also saw the large group chatting and couldn't help but think deeply.

 No, the game is not over yet.

The white team attacked. As a wolf, Qitian Wenhua was full of energy and roared loudly:

 “The cold of Zhou Dynasty is over!”

 “If you are a man, just come out!”

 “Let’s see if I can catch you and that’s it!”

 Good guy.

 Qi Tianwen’s hatred towards Zhou Hanjin is almost full!

 The game can be lost!

 Zhou Hanjin must die!

 After all, Zhou Hanjin saw that he put down his baggage and mustered up the courage to hide in the trash can!

　　In the end, he was exposed like a clown, which was a great shame!

 Not to mention that he was eventually arrested by Zhou Hanjin!

 “Then come!”

Zhou Hanjin is also a real man. He couldn't bear such provocation and stood up directly!

 Qi Tianwen ran after him and told his teammates:

 “Leave Zhou Han to me, and you go catch the other sheep!”

Teammate Zhang Xiyang scratched his head, "Why is Lao Zhou doing Qi Tianwen?"

"have no idea."

Another teammate, Gu Xingdao, said: "Go after the others. By the way, something seems wrong with the blue group. Obviously, the yellow group didn't catch anyone in the blue group, but the people in the blue group were announced to be eliminated. This is so strange..."

"Not surprisingly."

Zhang Xiyang said thoughtfully: "I suspect that the elimination information of the blue group is all fake. Teacher Bai Di is very good at imitating other people's voices."

"imitate?"

Gu Xing was stunned for a moment.

Qin Lian next to him smiled and said: "You can understand that Teacher Bai Di can imitate any voice, so from now on, don't believe anything the director says. Whoever catches us can just report it in the group at any time."

"ah?"

 Gu Xing’s expression showed his disbelief, and he suspected that these two Qin Zhou teammates were teasing him.

 …

 The search by the white team also lasted for half an hour.

 From time to time, news came from the loudspeaker that a certain lamb had been captured.

For example, Zhou Hanjin was caught by Qi Tianwen.

At this time, Lin Zhibai had already joined Nightingale and others, and he still followed the previous routine and was responsible for covering several teammates.

This time I had good luck.

There are no white team wolves nearby.

After all, there are only four people in each group, and the other three groups have to capture a total of twelve sheep, so the number of troops is not enough.

finally.

time up.

“For the next half hour, the members of the blue group will act as wolves, and the other three groups of lambs will be asked to take cover!”

 The sound of the loudspeaker came out.

The nightingale, who had been hiding away from her boredom for a long time, jumped up and said with murderous intent: "Chu Chu, follow me!"

 “Why are you going?”

 “Let’s find the best of both worlds!”

Chu Chu hesitated and said, "We should listen to Teacher Bai."

 After playing this game, Lin Zhibai has already established a reliable image in Chu Chu's heart similar to that of "captain".

 Call me brother in the morning.

 Call the teacher at noon?

 Is this considered an upgrade?

Lin Zhibai said: "You can go do what you like. Wherever you see a lamb, just say something to the flock."

 Now the blue team is the wolf.

Lin Zhibai finally no longer has to be a nanny, and he is happy to leave them alone and work alone.

 “Let’s go, let’s go!”

Nightingale took Chu Chu and Han Yueshuang away. Before leaving, she said, "If you need help, profiteer, just shout Ying Ying's name." Lin Zhibai: "..."

After confirming that the three of them had left, Lin Zhibai entered a house. When he walked out again after a while, he had completed his disguise and transformed into a staff member!

Yes.

Lin Zhibai feels that if you want to win this game, generally speaking, you must have good physical strength. After all, you can catch people if you run faster. But we are all adults, who is really faster than others?

 It’s easier to catch female guests.

 There are only a few female guests, and most of them are still in their own groups.

So Lin Zhibai decided to use an unconventional method to catch the sheep, that is, pretending to be a staff member. As for this costume, he got it from the director when he borrowed microphones.

this moment.

The staff responsible for following the photo shoot were stunned when they saw Lin Zhibai coming out wearing exactly the same clothes as them.

"brother."

Lin Zhibai smiled at one of the staff and said, "Can I borrow your hat for a while?"

"Okay." The staff nodded blankly, "Do you want a mask?"

 “Forget about the mask.”

Lin Zhibai was afraid that the other party would stuff the used mask into him, so he shook his head quickly.

"new."

 The other party took out a black mask from his pocket.

"This is acceptable!"

Lin Zhibai feels even more foolproof!

At this moment, there was a message in the blue group group:

Nightingale: [I just saw Qi Tianwen and Zhou Hanjin bragging by the river. 】

Nightingale: [Picture/Picture]

Lin Zhibai smiled and immediately headed towards the river.

In many reality shows in the past, there were endless scenes in which guests pretended to be photographers and other staff members.

but.

in this world.

Reality variety shows have just started.

These stars, who are participating in reality shows for the first time, have no idea how terrible these routines are.

 …

 Riverside.

Zhou Hanjin smiled and said: "The blue group is too weak. There is only one male, Mr. Bai Di, and the other three female guests can't outrun us."

"Um."

Qi Tianwen didn’t take the blue team seriously either, “Even if Lin Zhibai comes over, at worst we can run away separately, and he may not be able to catch up.”

 This is called having confidence.

While the two were chatting, of course they paid attention to their surroundings and saw several new staff running behind them, but they didn't pay attention.

 In the process of recording a variety show.

 The most important thing is the staff...

Um?

Zhou Hanjin suddenly felt someone pat him, turned around and asked, "Is something wrong?"

 Qi Tianwen was also patted, "What's wrong?"

 “It’s okay.”

 The staff responded as follows.

 The two nodded and continued chatting. They had already talked about fishing here together someday and bragging to each other about their fishing skills.

 At this time.

 The loudspeaker announced:

 “The cold of Zhou Dynasty is over, eliminated!”

 “Qi Tianwen, eliminated!”

Zhou Hanjin and Qi Tianwen's expressions froze at the same time. They looked at each other, and then suddenly looked at the "staff member".

 “You two continue.”

Lin Zhibai said with a smile, and then left directly. Time was limited, and he had to catch more sheep. He couldn't expect the three teammates to accomplish anything.

 “Bai Di!”

 “Lin Zhibai!”

The two of them gnashed their teeth.

During the rest of the game, elimination prompts continued to come from the loudspeaker:

 “Ye Zhen, eliminated!”

 “Gu Xing, eliminated!”

 “Lanye, eliminated!”

 …

Nightingale, Chu Chu, and Han Yueshuang still have nothing to gain.

 The three girls were shocked when they heard the news that someone had been eliminated one after another!

"what's the situation?"

Nightingale was shocked, "Were they all eliminated by Lin Zhibai?"

 “Five!”

Chu Chu also stared wide-eyed, "Teacher Bai caught five sheep by himself!"

 “They’re all still rams!”

 Han Yueshuang added that these five are all men.

 The reason is that the male guests are all arrogant and think that the blue team is not a threat, so they are busy resting.

 What they think is:

 When you encounter the Blue Team Wolf, just run and use up your energy.

Who knew Lin Zhibai would pretend to be a staff member.

So he could catch these male guests accurately. Unlike the female guests who all knew how to hide them, Lin Zhibai didn't want to waste time looking for them.

Um?

Thinking like this.

Lin Zhibai suddenly saw two acquaintances again.

 Ye Junji!

Eiichiro!

 Catch these two people.

 The blue team will surely take first place.

But these two people are not easy to catch.

 Because the two of them can actually climb trees!

Although the tree is not particularly high, it has no legs, so most people really can’t climb it. I don’t know how these two guys climbed up.

 Lin Zhibai was unwilling to climb anyway.

what to do?

Lin Zhibai approached calmly, rolled his eyes, and suddenly said: "Teacher Eiichiro, there seems to be something wrong with your microphone reception. I need to adjust it."

 “I can’t go down for the time being.”

Eiichiro didn’t want to leave the tree.

Lin Zhibai smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. You don't have to come down. Just hand me the wheat from the tree."

"Fine."

Eiichiro was a little impatient, but recording did have to be recorded, so he took off the microphone and handed it to Lin Zhibai.

Lin Zhibai stood on tiptoes to pick it up.

　　I can already touch Eiichiro’s hand.

However, Lin Zhibai did not touch directly, because once he touched, Eiichiro would be declared eliminated.

Then Ye Junji will find something is wrong.

So Lin Zhibai pretended to check it after taking the wheat, and then said:

“I’m sorry, our radio team seems to have made a mistake. Teacher Eiichiro’s microphone is fine. There should be something wrong with Teacher Ye Junji’s microphone. Can you show it to me?”

"good."

Ye Junji did not doubt that he was there, so he picked the wheat directly and handed it to Lin Zhibai.

Lin Zhibai did not rush to pick it up, but first said to Eiichiro: "The wheat is returned to you, please pick it up carefully."

"Um."

Eiichiro took the wheat back and his hand was touched by Lin Zhibai, but he didn't pay attention.

the other side.

 Ye Junji still maintained the action of passing the wheat.

Lin Zhibai smiled and went to pick it up. At this time, the loudspeaker had already heard the sound:

 “Eiichiro, eliminated.”

"disuse?"

Ye Junji’s expression was confused. Before he could react, his hand had already been touched by Lin Zhibai.

 “Ye Junji, eliminated.”

 The beep sounded again from the loudspeaker, causing the two people's expressions to completely change.

"Who are you…"

 The two of them stared at Lin Zhibai.

Lin Zhibai took off his mask, looked up and showed a bright smile.

 Coincidentally, at this moment, another prompt sounded from the loudspeaker:

 “Li Xiao, eliminated.”

Lin Zhibai's smile became even brighter. Nightingale and the other three were not useless. At least they had caught a sheep.

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ps: In the novel, I was catching sheep. In reality, I was hung up and beaten by Er Yang. The high fever went down, but coughing and vomiting were still tormenting me. I was coding with a mask of pain and my head was dizzy. It was just that I had been off for too long. It's not a big deal, let's recover slowly. There are only so many words for today's state limit, so everyone has been waiting for a long time.

 (End of this chapter)