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Chapter 158: hilarious broadcast

  Chapter 158 hilarious broadcast

  Compared to the anger of netizens, the industry has noticed some information from Kunpeng's statement.

  It will be broadcast so soon, so Kunpeng must be filming a short play this time, just like some short videos?

  From this point of view, everyone can understand why Kunpeng is unwilling to invest too much money in it. Maybe this short play is really for those newcomers to practice and pat for fun, but it turned out that it was exposed as crude news...

  But why are you making such a big fuss when making short plays?

   It's broadcast at this time, isn't it on the cusp of the storm?

   Can such a worthless short play save your Kunpeng video?

  Besides, even if you are a short drama, those shoddy and slightly experienced practitioners will look down on you. Do you think that netizens will easily spare you Kunpeng?

  Before, Jiang Cheng had let go:

   Whatever you say, you must give an explanation to the 8 million members of the website, and will make some new high-quality content for everyone.

  Don't do porcelain work without diamonds.

   This sentence will become a target for netizens to attack Kunpeng!

   You can’t say that this shoddy skit is what you Kunpeng call “high-quality content”, right?

   Is this to fool the audience for fools, or is it because of the traffic brought about by this scandal, that they bite the bullet and watch this short drama?

The correct way to deal with it must be to increase investment, re-shoot, and make this film well. Let’s not talk about the content, at least the quality of the production must keep up. At the same time, let the public relations department and the public explain that this drama is very short. Let's show everyone a little bit of fun.

   What the **** is going head-on?

  The industry can’t understand why Kunpeng is so desperate.

  Even if many people realize that this is a skit, Kunpeng’s public relations handling is still eye-catching.

   And in the villa.

  Lin Zhibai worked overtime this night to go over the content that has been filmed to see if there are any problems.

   "Not a big problem..."

   There is a point in this play that involves Journey to the West and the Three Kingdoms.

There is no Westward Journey and Three Kingdoms in this world, so Lin Zhibai adjusted the relevant content reasonably, because "Wan WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWan Fang" has several seasons of content, so Lin Zhibai simply put together the content of several seasons, anyway the content is close , There is no need to divide it so scattered, this drama is used to attract traffic to the website, and its purpose is very simple.

  At the same time, this also reminded Lin Zhibai.

The filming "Unexpectedly" still has stalks and need to be adjusted.

  The "Wulin Biography" that will be filmed after that, many of the stalks in it are inherited from Jin Yong's martial arts novels. If there are no works by Mr. Jin in this world, some stalks will not be available to everyone.

  For example, Guo Juxia or something like that.

  Maybe I have to keep Buyehou busy, at least I have to figure out the more involved things in "Wulin Biography".

  Of course not all of them are produced.

  Some things can be explained to the outside world. This is linked to some future works of Bu Yehou. Please look forward to it in the future.

   "Let's go back and look for the three."

  Kunpeng and the three majors are still cooperating, and they won’t break up just because Kunpeng has created a film and television drama.

  Lin Zhibai gradually had a new plan in his heart.

  …

  Yin Dongnuan knew that Feng Shuo was the director of Kunpeng's new play.

  After Feng Shuo was selected as the director of "Unexpectedly", he immediately shared the good news with Lin Zhibai and Yin Dongnuan.

  At this time, the drama "Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Fang" was on the cusp.

  Yin Dongnuan was very worried, and pulled Lin Zhibai and Feng Shuo to form a small group of three.

  Yin Dongnuan: "@封五What's the situation with your drama?"

  Feng Shuo: "It's similar to what is said on the Internet. Our crew is relatively poor, but we definitely didn't shoddy. We shot this movie very seriously..."

  Yin Dongnuan: "Is this a short play?"

  Feng Shuo: "It seems that you guessed it. It's very short, so it can be broadcast so quickly."

  Yin Dongnuan: "..."

  Lin Zhibai: "Can @封蜀 be successful?"

Feng Shuo: "You two, don't worry, most of the photographer's revelations are true, but sometimes, even if you know a lot of facts, it will still interfere with your judgment before you have seen all the facts. Tucao, or anger, is based on our poor attitude. We filmed this drama to perfuse the public, but our attitude is fine. In addition, many people can't imagine that our crew is saving money, and it is also for comedy effect. "

  Yin Dongnuan: "Save money for comedy effect?"

  Lin Zhibai: "Are you kidding me?"

  Feng Shuo: "Anyway, you'll know it after watching our drama."

  Yin Dongnuan: "Just don't get tricked by Kunpeng, and be careful that they pull you out as a dead ghost."

  Lin Zhibai: "..."

  Although he pretended not to know in the group, but Yin Dongnuan was so suspicious of Kunpeng, Lin Zhibai still couldn't help crying and laughing.

   There is indeed a way to replace the dead ghost.

  For example, when this show hit the street, they put all the responsibility on the director, explaining to the public that "this show is what the director wanted to shoot."

  Anyway, the screenwriter Bu Yehou is very popular there, so it can be completely non-stick.

   And Kunpeng can't say that he completely blamed him, but at least he can let director Feng Shuo share half of the pressure.

  But "Never Expected" can't hit the street.

  Taking a step back, even if this short play really hit the street, he would not cheat his good friend.

  …

  The next day.

  Public opinion continued to ferment as Lin Zhibai imagined.

  Lin Zhibai will even take the initiative to pay attention to some complaints or even curses about Kunpeng on the Internet.

  Because this is what he wants to see. In fact, if Lin Zhibai is willing, he can explain things clearly.

   But that's not necessary.

   Anyway, it aired at night.

   Didn’t watch it, all the netizens are waiting for your show to air, and see how I will spray you to death?

  Everyone's keyboards are ready, how can I not cooperate?

   And the time of the day is advancing little by little amidst the continuous fermentation of public opinion.

morning.

noon.

afternoon.

Six p.m.

   Seven o'clock in the evening.

   Seven fifty in the evening!

   During the last 10-minute countdown, the traffic of Kunpeng’s video began to surge, and a large number of netizens poured in!

  Industry.

   Three major.

   All parties are paying attention!

   It is by no means that everyone has any expectations for "Unexpectedly", almost everyone is watching a joke.

   "It's about to start!"

   "I'm ready to spray!"

   "If it wasn't for the script written by Teacher Bu Yehou, I wouldn't have read it."

   "Maybe Mr. Buyehou didn't expect his script to be so ruined by Kunpeng."

   "Ho!"

   "It's time, I'll update ten episodes in one go!"

"Um?"

   "The first episode is so short!"

   "This is shorter than a skit!"

  During the discussion, the audience had already clicked on the first episode, but the first episode was just over three minutes long, which instantly blinded many people's eyes.

   Isn’t this too short?

   Everyone's brains are a little foggy.

   At home at this time, Yin Dongnuan also boarded the Kunpeng video, and directly turned on the projection mode to watch it on a super big TV.

  The title song sounded.

"The pressure of life makes me forget who I am. I want to be a hero but I am still the unlucky Wang Dahammer. This world makes you helpless. You don't know whether it is good or bad. The changes are too fast and I am afraid that I will miss this era. After looking around and looking forward Too much confusion, I think of running in the sunset, that's you, that's your lost youth

   Never expected that morality is gone

   Never thought the world is so wonderful

   Never expected Yo Yo Chick to make a fuss

   Never expected la la la la la

I look forward to waking up to have ten beautiful girls, and the reality will give you a pancake fruit without eggs. The law of nature is to kneel down to the uncle if you have money. "

  Yin Dongnuan smiled.

  The opening song of this film is quite interesting, especially the last line "I never thought of it la la la la la" is inexplicably magical and brainwashing.

   Then.

   An advertisement word appears:

   "This episode is sponsored by the Qinzhou Temporary Workers Association—We are professionals."

  Ah this...

  Yin Dongnuan couldn't help laughing.

  When I first heard that "this episode is sponsored by the Qinzhou Temporary Workers Association", Yin Dongnuan didn't feel that something was wrong, and thought about which association it was?

   Does Qinzhou have this association?

   It was only when she saw the following sentence "We are professionals who take the blame" that she realized that this sentence was purely a spoof and satire.

at the same time.

   Some netizens also laughed, and everyone understands that this paragraph is a satire on the phenomenon of various temporary workers in society who take the blame. Anyway, it is the temporary workers who do things.

"Ha ha."

   "It's so **** nonsense, I wonder where the sponsorship for this poor crew comes from, is the Temporary Workers Association okay?"

   "I didn't think it was wrong at first."

"Um?"

   "The opening theme and this meme are both very funny."

   "This is where it goes, the feature film is the key point, don't be dismissed by Kunpeng's stalking!"

"that is."

   "I held the annual meeting of this broken website, and it's too bad to show me some crudely made things."

   "What good things can such a poor crew produce?"

  "Low-cost production often means that cheap products are not good."

   "Kunpeng has a temper. He is still not convinced that their quality is poor, and he insists on broadcasting on the cusp of the storm."

   "Then take a look."

  Bluestar’s video website has bullet screens, and many people communicate directly through the bullet screens. There are not only ordinary viewers, but also many people in the industry, and even the three big troublemakers.

   Discussion room.

  Feature starts.

  I saw a young man in ancient clothes appearing in the camera, his expression was dull as if he was paralyzed, his mouth was slightly opened, and two front teeth could be vaguely seen, giving him an inexplicable sense of joy.

at the same time.

  The voice-over sounded.

  Psychological activities combined with very rhythmic music: "My name is Wang Dahammer, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama."

  The voice changed.

Wang Dachui suddenly turned his head to look at the sword in his hand, his mouth still did not move, and his mental activities continued to appear in the form of voice-over, this time with emotional complaints: "This is too low-cost! Where did the children's toy sword come from?" ah!"

   Phew.

  The children's toy sword that Wang Dahammer held in his hand unexpectedly flashed bulingbuling.

   "It's already at this quality, what a shame!"

  Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, the children's toy sword in Wang Dahammer's hand suddenly flashed even more powerfully.

"Why?"

   "You are still not convinced that your quality is poor!"

   Poof!

   Netizens couldn't help laughing.

  I really couldn't bear it this time.

  What do you mean by "you are not convinced that your quality is poor"?

  Wang Dahammer's complaint is not just what netizens have complained about Kunpeng these two days?

   "What the hell!"

   "Is the toy sword okay?"

   "This is too spoof!"

   "Kunpeng is not lying, it really has special effects, look at this toy sword flashing, hahahahahahaha, are you sure it's not self-defeating?"

   "This is the most perfunctory special effect I have ever seen!"

   "Where did you find this actor? It's quite funny, with an inexplicable sense of joy on his expression."

   "The lines are also very interesting. I directly complained about my low cost, and said what the netizens said, so that the netizens have nothing to say?"

  This passage is too joyful!

   Combined with netizens’ complaints about Kunpeng’s drama, people can’t help but laugh.

   Hiss.

  Everyone suddenly feels that this show is not as bad as expected?

  …

  The feature film continues.

  A man jumped out from the opposite side of Wang Dahammer.

   That's right.

   This ugly-looking man dressed in an ancient costume jumped into the camera, holding an unsheathed sword in his hand, and said the lines very perfunctorily when he came up:

"Hahaha!"

   "If you want to rescue the princess, then..."

  The man actually forgot the words, and he groaned for a long time, "Just... um... just... just stepped over my corpse! Uh!"

   Finally remembered.

   This guy also affirmed himself.

  Wang Dahammer: "Please, can you memorize the lines before you come up?"

  The man said: "Come on, use your unique move, Nine Suns God Fist!"

  Wang Sledgehammer: "So I used boxing... Nine Suns Fist? It sounds amazing!"

   Shua.

  Wang Dahammer threw away the toy sword directly, and held it tightly with both hands, and then the special effect appeared, in fact, the camera was slightly distorted.

   "I feel a powerful force gathering towards my fists!"

   "My left fist is as hot as a flame!"

   "My right fist is as cold as frost!"

"Um?"

   "I'm a big X, what the hell, I didn't even do special effects, it's too perfunctory to just type it!"

  Wang Dahammer raised his fists.

  The words "fire special effects" are written on the left fist.

  The words "Frost Special Effects" are written on the right fist.

  The man shouted: "Ice Fire Nine Heavens!"

  Wang Dahammer: "Hey! How did you see this move? This name is too erotic!"

  The man acted without hesitation: "It's amazing!"

   After speaking, the man shook his body wildly, and the words "fire special effect" and "ice frost special effect" kept appearing on his chest.

at last.

  The man fell down and began to say his last words: "As expected of the successor of Nine Suns Fist, I have no regrets in my life..."

  Wang Sledgehammer broke his guard, "No regrets, my sister, I haven't made a move yet, let me tell you!"

  The man continued to play himself, and this time the performance was quite similar, "I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, that was my lost youth."

   With a panting sound.

  The man died on the spot.

  …

this moment.

   In front of the screen.

  Yin Dongnuan was dumbfounded.

   Netizens were dumbfounded.

   Industry insiders were dumbfounded.

  The three majors were also dumbfounded.

  What kind of thing did this Nima shoot?

  Why can't this villain even remember his lines?

  Why did the villain die without doing anything?

  Can you be more perfunctory about the special effects?

   Are the last words of the villain before his death serious?

  Pfft!

After a moment of dumbfoundedness and sluggishness, everyone burst into laughter, even those industry insiders who came to watch the excitement, and the three major employees with malicious intentions couldn't help laughing like crazy, Yin Dongnuan even laughed so hard that his stomach hurts, He patted his thigh.

  Can't help it!

  I really can't help it!

  What the **** is this filming? The plot is obviously nonsensical, and the performances of the actors, special effects, etc. are all perfunctory to the extreme, but they are still so funny!

   Crash.

   densely packed!

  The barrage exploded!

  (end of this chapter)

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