Football Should Be Played Like Me

I want to ask which one is stronger in hype?

Live Ball Hans can be king!

Hans is always able to produce news that everyone cares about.

Many people want to ask about Hans' writing skills.

But in fact, Hans himself knows that his copywriting ability is one aspect, but the more important reason why he can become the darling of fans and public opinion is because he has found a collaborator.

Something happened to Lu Yangtai.

Hans relies on Lu Yang to get some headlines, so don't take it too easy.

For example, in addition to the news that Lu Yang only got one pass and one shot, Hans also listed various statistics of the main players of San Remo this season, which also shocked the entire Italian league.

First of all, let's talk about Vidian, who has participated in almost every game this season.

He has played a total of 30 rounds in the league so far, and his stats have reached a terrifying 22 goals and 8 assists, with an average of nearly one goal per game.

He is without a doubt the current top scorer and is more than five goals away from second. Considering that there are only the last seven rounds left in the league, he has a great probability to be crowned the top scorer in Italy this season.

But the most surprising thing is not his goalscoring stats, but his assists.

He only needs two more assists to achieve the "20+10" achievement.

This is an incredible statistic in any league.

Even, some people think that Vidian can kick out the devil data of "25+10".

Next, it's Morich.

Morich started in the 20th round of the league and played a total of 12 games.

The data won is three goals and eleven assists!

He averaged more than one goal per game and was extremely efficient.

Moreover, he is also the core of Sanremo's midfield, and has organized Sanremo's midfield and offense in an orderly manner. Even if such a player does not have any data, it is enough to be impressive, not to mention that he has also scored so many assists in the position of the team's midfielder.

This fully proves that he is a threat in attack, even if he is far away from the goal, he can still send a sharp single-handedly.

Finally, it's Lu Yang's data.

He, like Moric, played 12 games.

The data is a strange ten goals and six assists.

He is the most efficient player in San Remo's lineup.

Let alone a defensive midfielder, let alone a central defender. If you say he is a striker in the team, everyone has to give him a 666.

At the same time, his average steals and interceptions per game ranked first in the Italian league.

And both of these figures are nearly twice as high as the second in the league.

His season total steals and total interceptions have all reached the top eight in the league, and the data is not much different from the previous players.

Maintaining this efficiency, he is very likely to win the double first in steals and interceptions per game and total at the end of the season!

If he appears in the top league, such a player is often called a B2B player. This is the top form of a midfielder in modern football. He can participate in the game to the greatest extent in all directions, and has a great impact on the team's offense and defense. Big.

Of course, Lu Yang can only care about the D League as a B2B. Because he is here, he looks a bit like a "hexagonal warrior", and all attributes are good.

But in the high-level leagues, he is probably the kind of player who is good in all aspects but not good enough in all aspects. This type of player is often difficult to obtain a stable position, and can only stay for a season or two and then quickly fall to the lower leagues.

After the match with Juvesta, Lu Yang still got a random gift package, but not because he played well in the game, but because his influence in the Italian football world has reached the level of fame.

After Lu Yang opened the pack, he acquired player-level skills and stopped the ball in a fancy way.

Fancy stop, you can stop the football in a variety of brilliant ways, there is a certain chance of failure.

Obviously, this is far better than Marcelo's instep stopping the ball.

But the use of fancy stop is very extensive.

The teammate's length came, jumping up and catching it with a flower-arranging foot, or catching it with a vest, or carrying the football directly from behind while running. These are all kinds of fancy stops.

From now on, Lu Yang will no longer only have the ability to stop the ball at rest. This is very important.

At the same time, in order to celebrate having dinner with Sophia, Lu Yang also opened a gift bag in stock, leaving only the only gift bag for emergencies.

Facts have proved that this gift package is very cost-effective.

"Ding, you have acquired the player skills, low-altitude pass!"

The low-altitude pass, like the weighted spin pass, is a type of long pass.

The difference is that the former draws a lower arc in mid-air and has a shorter stop time in the air. In other words, the passing ball flies faster.

This is more suitable for fast break with Vidian.

The aggravated rotation pass is accurate and accurate, but slow is also a bit slow. It is more suitable for transferring offenses rather than creating murderous intentions. Morich has complained about this before.

And low-altitude passing can perfectly solve this problem.

Of course, low-altitude passing is not the ultimate in fast passing, and some players pass faster than this.

For example, De Bruyne, known as the world's No. 1 attacking midfielder, functions more like a turbo accelerator on the court. Under the blessing of his strong vision and ball intelligence, he is very good at passing the ball without stopping.

The reason why it is said to be a pass and not a pass is because his passing is very powerful and fast, and it feels like a shot.

It is difficult for defenders to intercept this kind of pass, and if they intercept it, it may not necessarily destroy the offensive opportunity, but De Bruyne's teammates can catch it, which is amazing.

Fans once called this pass a "rocket pass"!

In fact, Moric has played a similar pass in the game before, turning around and volleying the ball without stopping, but he can only play such a wonderful scene occasionally, and he rarely uses it because it is prone to mistakes. .

Having said that, with the blessing of low-altitude passing and fancy stops, Lu Yang's long pass went from 50 to 55, and the ball control went from 60 to 63.

At present, there are four attributes that he has reached above 60.

The ball control and steals are 63, and the balance, which is physical confrontation and speed, is 60.

The rest of the data, if it is turned on, also has a large part to around 55.

In fact, he is already a qualified Serie C player.

…

The restaurant for dinner was ordered by Sophia.

There's nothing wrong with that.

But Lu Yang took the opportunity to go to the bathroom to inform the waiter in advance, and when he checked out later, he said that he had already paid. And pressed all the money on his body at the front desk.

The waiter expressed his willingness to help Lu Yang become a "Jetman".

In fact, the current Lu Yangyuan has nothing to do with the rich.

The Italian League is the lowest level of the professional league, and the salaries and bonuses are very meager.

Especially compared to female stars like Sophia.

The restaurant that I consumed tonight was the most high-end restaurant in Sanremo, and Lu Yang had never been there before.

But that doesn't make him feel inferior.

This is not the man's inexplicable confidence, but his conviction that he will soon become very rich. In three years at most, his salary will exceed 95% of people in Italy!

At that time, Sanremo's top consumption standards may not be enough to match the consumption concept of those teammates around Lu Yang.

Money is a man's guts. This sentence is quite correct.

Without such a confident mentality, getting along with female stars would be very stressful.

"This is the latest version of the script I changed, you can help me read it."

While the two were eating, Sophia handed Lu Yang the script.

They are in the private room, and they don't have to worry about leaking their privacy.

Most of the places Sophia chooses have this function. After all, even if she gets angry, she was still the top in the circle of Italian goddesses! Called the Kiss of Europa!

Lu Yang took a sip of red wine and frowned slightly. He was not used to drinking anything with alcohol, red wine, white wine, and beer: "Well, this time there are obviously more layers, and several nodes in the middle will make the audience You deduced the results you thought were correct, but then reversed, your comprehension and script design ability are really excellent!"

"If you didn't come out early to make a movie, you might have become a best-selling female author."

Sophia blushed.

I don't know why, she would definitely think it was a compliment when someone said this. But from Lu Yang's mouth, she felt very credible, so she was full of joy.

She touched her face and realized that her face was blushing.

This change is definitely not brought about by alcohol.

She can drink more than this or two.

"But the rich man was exposed too early!" Lu Yang found out where the script was not perfect. "Also, have you ever thought about what kind of role you can play in this script?"

"The girl who was killed? Personally, I don't think it's a good role, especially...if that kind of news happened to you, once you play this role, someone will take the opportunity to discredit you."

A dead straight man may be late, but he will never be absent!

Sophia's face became serious, she was moved and... inferior.

What moved me was that Lu Yang thought about her very much.

She said before that she hoped that the film could be written, directed and acted by her.

Lu Yang listened and tried to help her.

The place of inferiority is... After all, she has spread such news, which damages a woman's innocence. Even though nothing happened to her and that bad old man, she heard that... Orientals are very conservative in this regard and place great importance on reputation.

And Lu Yang is of Italian Chinese descent, and his ancestral home is Mianyang, Sichuan, China... Don't ask Sophia why she knows so well, she is willing to spend her time on Lu Yang.

So...he...would he mind his past?

"Actually, I think you can try this heroine!" Lu Yang didn't pay attention to Sophia's thoughts, he said that he was very interested in the suspense script, and he was very devoted, "Although the heroine's age is More than 40, but in fact a little younger does not affect the tension of the plot, people are getting younger and younger now."

"And by dressing up and pretending to be old, you can use this opportunity to change your screen image and explore a new interpretation path for yourself. From the **** goddess that every European man dreams of, to a real acting school!"

"And the name of this show, I think it was a bit too straightforward before, what do you think about the name "Invisible Guest"..."

Lu Yang talked eloquently, but did not notice that Sophia was completely moved this time.

She pressed one hand on the dining table, allowing her to stand up from her position.

Then he leaned over to Lu Yang, reached out to Lu Yang's cheek with his other hand, and interrupted Lu Yang, "What did you just say I was?"

"Huh?" Lu Yang was a little puzzled.

But Sophia's current posture is too... dazzling.

Her evening dress was originally a low-cut design.

Now leaning over, Lu Yang can see all the scenery.

Snow-white necks... winding mountains... deep ravines...

"From the **** goddess that every European man dreams of, to..." Lu Yang tried to repeat what he just said.

But Sophia interrupted him again. She looked at Lu Yang fiery: "What about you? Are you a European man?"

Lu Yang thought for a while: "Maybe... Forget it?"

Sophia smiled, she got up and walked to Lu Yang's side, spit out aroma in Lu Yang's ear and asked, "So... I'm also the **** goddess you've always dreamed of?"

Lu Yang was stunned, not knowing how to answer.

The atmosphere in the room heated up rapidly and became a little different.

At this moment, Sophia laughed.

"Hahaha, my God, you know Lu Yang, I didn't feel the feeling of a sixteen-year-old boy in you until you just showed a blank expression." Sophia smiled beside Lu Yang, "You talk to me. When writing the script, I am like a literary master, which makes me admire, even... admiration."

"But I like the way you look now, you are even a little cute!"

Lu Yang said: "Cute is not a compliment to a man."

"You're cute!" Sophia wanted to say something, but she suddenly looked around, then grabbed Lu Yang's hand and said, "Forget it, Lu, it's inconvenient here, go to my house. I'll go to my house tonight. I'm very interested in chatting with you more, I'm getting more and more curious about you."

Lu Yang nodded, and he couldn't wait to help Sophia complete the script.

When the two of them left the restaurant, the waiters next to them were dumbfounded.

A good-looking couple.

It just seems like a little sister-in-law love?

…

the next day.

For the first time in her life, Sophia felt disgusted with her script.

Because Lu Yang really and Sophia were in her pink boudoir last night, chatting about the suspenseful script all night! !

It is about how to kill, how to hide the body after the murder, how to weave lies after the incident, how to hire a lawyer to escape the guilt after being reported, and how to intrigue with the mother of the deceased who pretends to be a lawyer.

To tell the truth, this is not the thinking that a football player should have.

Why couldn't Lu be more straightforward and rude?

I said it was very hot all night. What air conditioner do you turn on?

Who asked you to turn on the air conditioner?

I don't know if there is an air conditioner at home?

Can't you take off your clothes?

Can't understand this?

If it weren't for the fear of destroying her image in Lu Yang's heart, Sophia would really have the mind to "eat" Lu Yang directly.

But there is no way. Orientals pay attention to this aspect. Sophia can't make herself look like a concubine.

She was afraid that Lu Yang would dislike her because of this.

In the end, when the two finished revising the script, Sophia couldn't bear it anymore and fell directly on the bed.

And Lu Yang then fell asleep on the bed in a daze.

Until two o'clock this afternoon.

A phone call woke Lu Yang and Sophia.

"Who is it?"

"Lu Yang, where are you? You disappeared overnight? There is still training this afternoon, why haven't you come yet?" Morich's voice came out.

"Who is it?" Sophia was sleepy.

"My friend Morich, what you've seen is that little guy in the bar... I've been beaten up, I overslept, how could I have slept until now? I forgot about the scrims, God, Soto must be He'll fix me, he can't get used to such a perfect player as me..." Lu Yang quickly got up from the bed as he spoke, ready to leave.

But good manners made him say to Sofia before helping Sofia to close the bedroom door: "Goodbye Sofia, I'm glad to have spent a very pleasant night with you, I rarely miss a night like this, Hopefully next time we have the opportunity to continue.”

boom!

Morich's phone on the other end of the phone fell directly to the ground.

What did he hear?

This... is not human!

Lu Yang, he actually...

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