Football: me, the best coach ever

Liu Yi made a big fuss at the post-match press conference, and his every move was recorded by high-definition cameras, allowing netizens around the world to point out.

His remarks naturally became the focus of attention.

Dragon fans and netizens naturally expressed their support and protested against Tottenham fans’ behavior.

Even Manchester United have spoken out to show the club’s attitude, to protect their own managers from being banned just after the second game in office, which is really a joke.

For the FA, provoking fans is a must be banned, and internal research has begun to be done to see how many games to ban and how much to fine to show the majesty of the FA.

“Ten games are banned, a fine of 100,000 pounds, that’s our rule!”

FA chief executive, Mark Brinheim, said with a grim face that to be honest, he felt that Manchester United was looking for a dragon rookie to be the head coach, which was a shame for the British Empire.

We are the world’s first league, why let a waste to gild, we must punish him fiercely.

“Mark, but it’s because of the Tottenham fans…”

Mark Bryndham waved his hand, signaling the others not to be impatient, he had his own tricks.

“Fans, we just need to ban five games!”

……

Liu Yi in the away team’s locker room at the New White Hart Lane Stadium is not yet aware of the problem and he is celebrating the victory with his players.

“Guys, this game is not good!”

“Cool” The crowd shouted in unison.

“It seems that you all feel this way, so in the next game, our principle is still to attack more fiercely and enter more coolly!” Liu Yi raised his hand and shouted.

“Attack harder, advance more cool!”

Fred took the lead and began to shout, he could obviously feel his changes in this game, so he was full of gratitude to Liu Yi in his heart.

I am already twenty-eight years old, and if I say that I will not change again, I am afraid that I will not have any chance in this life.

And now his new head coach, just using a training method, let himself get some improvement, for Liu Yi is naturally grateful.

C Luo’s feelings are also very obvious, in the past two years, he can feel that his body is not as good as when he was young, but this game seems to have begun to recover.

This is all because Liu Yi, his own head coach, has not hidden his divine skills from the Dragon Kingdom to himself, praising God and coaching.

All the people in the locker room shouted together dozens of times before they could pick up the mood and go back to Manchester.

The next game is to go to the Apennine Peninsula and challenge the real blue and black Atlanta, and no one thinks that this is an opponent that can be easily won.

Dragon Ambassador to England is also a loyal fan.

He also watched the live broadcast of this game, and everything that happened in the live broadcast was clearly seen by him.

“I don’t know the level of coaching this kid, but he’s definitely a good kid, and we have to protect him!”

Hearing the ambassador say this, the adjutant and secretary around him already knew what to do.

After all, they have been in England for many years, and they know very well about the bureaucratic urine on this side, and if they move their butts, they will know whether these guys are holding urine or secretly farting.

When Liu Yi sat on the club bus, his mobile phone received a bunch of messages, all from friends in China, and some congratulations and greetings from friends.

Pick some important returns, the rest are directly ignored, and respond in the circle of friends.

After brushing Facebook, I just saw the Facebook of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Embassy in the United Kingdom, and protested against the British side with a solemn resignation.

“In response to the ugly scene of insulting our country and the people in the match between Manchester United and Tottenham, I strongly demand an explanation from the relevant departments in England!”

Suddenly I felt a little warm, and sure enough, someone still supported me.

At this time, Liu Yi’s mobile phone rang, looked at the number mark on it, and the Longguo Embassy in the United Kingdom quickly picked it up.

“Hello, is it Liu Yi?”

“It’s me, are you?” Liu Yi responded politely.

“I am the secretary of our Longguo ambassador to the United Kingdom, the ambassador went to negotiate with the British side, he told you to rest assured, there will be no problem, we Longguo people do not eat this set now!”

Hearing this, Liu Yi breathed a long sigh of relief and estimated that he would not have to be banned.

“Thank you for your concern, but it is a trouble!”

“Hahaha, what’s so troublesome about this, our embassy is for those of you who are wandering outside, and the ambassador also praised you for your good boy and free time to come to the embassy for a turn!”

After a few small talks, the two hung up the phone, and Liu Yi had an ambassador’s personal number in his phone.

Mark Brinham was about to call Manchester United to announce the punishment for Liu Yi and teach this crazy Dragon Kingdom a hard lesson.

The phone in front of me suddenly rang, looked at the number on it, and quickly picked it up.

The caller was the president of the FA, also the famous Prince William, for such a powerful old aristocrat, let alone the royal family, Brinham had to kneel and lick.

“Mark, how are you going to punish Liu?”

“Your Royal Highness, for this kind of behavior, we must punish it fiercely, so that the people of the Dragon Kingdom know about our football in England…”

Before he could finish speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Prince William.

“Are you pig brains?” …… If you want to make a diplomatic accident, Lao Tzu will not hesitate to take it down! For five minutes Prince William had been greeting Bryndham’s family with words that began with f.

I haven’t done anything yet, the Dragon Foreign Ministry has spoken???

Mark Brynham is going to cry, I am also wronged, isn’t it to deal with a little rookie head coach, the Dragon people need such a big battle?

The answer is yes, it works.

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