Football: me, the best coach ever

“It’s April Fool’s Day, right?”

Kevin listened to the English in his ear, a look of embarrassment, he himself could not believe it, really a head coach of the Dragon Kingdom.

Look at the age is only about thirty years old, where on the stone, jumped out of such a grandson monkey ah?

“The Glazer family is crazy!”

“Manchester United is finished, and it has fallen to this point, surely for the commercial development of Dragon Country!”

Just when Kevin’s face hurt, Green’s voice came from his ear again:

“Dude, is this guy famous in your Dragon Kingdom?”

Kevin shrugged and made a helpless expression

“I’m sorry, but I also met him for the first time and haven’t heard of him before!”

Suddenly Green was stunned, he also thought that he did not know enough about the mysterious ancient country in the East, but he did not expect that even the people of the Dragon Kingdom themselves did not understand.

A series of words that began with f came out of his mouth.

Liu Yi on the stage had a calm face, although he said that he could not understand what these guys said, but from the expression on his face, he knew that it was not a good word.

“Wait for Grandpa to start coaching the game and blind your dog’s eyes.”

While complaining in my heart, I looked at the people below, and suddenly saw an Asian in the front row, and nodded to the other side.

“God, from today onwards, Manchester United fans will be laughed at by all the other fans, it’s terrible!”

What was said on the stage, the people below almost did not pay attention, were frantically taking pictures, and then sending out the news.

Club legend, one of the Holy Three, and a global ambassador, Sir Charlton lifted a shirt without a stamp with Liu Yi.

There was no expression on his face, just a word in Liu Yi’s ear

“I wish you all the best!”

“Thank you!” For the old man, Liu Yi maintains enough respect!

‘I don’t know what’s going on, but I hope you take the initiative to leave Manchester United, we don’t need a rookie manager here!’

After saying that, the old man did not even say hello to the others, and directly turned away, leaving the reporters with the news of the discord between the top level of the club.

Liu Yi didn’t care, let alone the jazz who loved the club deeply, if this person was not him, even he as a fan could not stand it.

“I will win one victory after another to win respect,” Liu Yi watched the old man leave, and said silently in his heart.

Finally, in the final part of the press conference, interviewing the new rookie head coach, a group of reporters have long been gearing up, ready to teach this guy a lesson.

The head coach of the giants is not so easy to play.

“Dragon Countryman, do you know what football is?”

Liu Yi looked at the other party’s sign, a reporter from the Liverpool Echo newspaper, presumably a Liverpool fan.

“Next time you visit Liverpool, you’ll know the answer!”

Elena translated completely, and as part of the Manchester United club, she naturally had no good feelings for Liverpool.

“Do you think you can win a game?”

This is the reporter of Sky Sports, who has always been a lord who is not afraid of big things, afraid of not being able to provoke things.

“I’ll win all the games!” Liu Yi supported the sunglasses, and there was still no expression on his face.

“How many games do you think you’ll be going to get out of class later?”

The reporters of the Daily Telegraph are not willing to show weakness and engage in things, bullying Liu Yi as a newcomer and a Longguo person.

“The head of state will send me a contract extension soon!”

I have to say that this guy is really confident, Liu Yi said these words, not to mention the reporters, even Qiaoer Grezi and Sandezi did not believe it.

Elena felt even more that she was translating for a madman.

Maybe it was the feeling that it was not okay to let these people do things, and the next few reporters were all local to Manchester.

“What is your football style?”

Finally someone asked about football, Liu Yi was also relieved, a strong pretense is not a thing.

“I’m a fan of offensive football, but I also want to go for a defense line of steel!”

The reporters below have begun to roll their eyes, and you have not said this.

“Why do you think the head of state chose you as the head coach?”

“This should be the head of the wise and the wise!”

Elena had to spit out what she translated, and even Glazer had a black line, and the fans were afraid that they were going to kill themselves.

“Which position are you going to strengthen the team?”

“I’m happy with every position in the team, the strongest guy is already in the squad!”

This sentence is decent, but Kevin below rolled his eyes, I am afraid that only Dragon Country fans understand this stem.

Seeing that he kept raising his hand, this time Liu Yi did not give the press officer a chance, and directly chose to give Kevin a chance to speak.

He attended many press conferences, never got the chance, and was a little confused for a while.

“What about you?”

“Ah, do you have a starting list in mind?” Kevin quickly made up a question, and when he asked it, he regretted it.

What a broken problem, this guy’s microphone is the penguin logo, Liu Yi knows that he is his own person, want to carry it, did not expect this guy is not useful.

Liu Yi complained and complained, but the question still had to be answered.

“I haven’t met the players yet, but we have a lot of games and we need a lot of players, and I will choose the players to come on according to the training status of the players!”

“Thank you!” Kevin was relieved and smiled sheepishly.

……

The last to appear was the Manchester Evening News, a pro-Manchester United media outlet who was clearly not in a good mood.

“Do you have anything to say to the global Manchester United supporters?

Liu Yi straightened his waist, looked at the reporters below, and spat out the famous words of Julius Caesar.

“icome、isee、iconquering”

I come, I see, I conquer.

Now there is no need to translate, the reporters directly start to publish the news, do not have to make up, send out this guy’s remarks, the effect will be very good.

#疯狂的小丑, the new Manchester United manager#

#Guys who are more than the height of the sky#

#自大狂主帅, the sadness of Manchester United fans! #

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Countless news has appeared on the Internet, and one post after another has appeared on forums and web pages large and small.

A large number of scoldings and curses poured towards Liu Yi, would he care, he would not!

(If someone reads, give a flower and evaluation support ah, let the red flag have more confidence!) ）