Fellow Daoists, Would You Like To Buy Gatling?

  Chapter 542 539.The big trouble caused by pomegranates

  Xinggu Changshengyuan, developed by Sanqueshan, is an "economically applicable" cave mansion built specifically for the casual repair group of the East Tuzhong.

  There are seven buildings, in which nearly six hundred casual repairmen live.

  But most of them are monks with low realm, and nothing major can happen.

  Plus the ones who can go offline to make appointments, they are certainly not clever spirits, just a group of idle and boring little spirits doing things.

  The two sides fought fiercely in the large garden downstairs in Building C.

  According to the description of the pomegranate who ran to mediate after returning, it was probably similar to the scene of a junior high school student fighting in a group.

  Lively is lively.

  However, there was a stick of incense back and forth, and there were no casualties on both sides.

  Only a few unlucky monks with stinky mouths were beaten with blood all over their faces.

  But this is also fortunate that Pomegranate went so fast, and stopped the Yunshui Empress who was eager to try to roll up her sleeves and end the fight.

  This misty lady is really uncomfortable not to cause trouble.

   has been leading the war in the post, and in the end the little spirits who have been on the head go to the gate of the network to stop the monk, it is she herself.

  In short, the two sides finally stopped fighting under the joint mediation of the monks and the pomegranates of the "Sanque Property" of Changshengyuan.

  Both sides threw ruthless words, threatening to compete in the game, using their own game skills to abuse each other, and opened a handicap, the loser should leave a car logo

  Bah, leave the magic weapon!

  If you can't get the magic weapon, you have to be a cow and a horse for one month.

  This bet can be said to be very tough.

  And less than half an hour after this incident happened, Jasmine added new regulations on the forum.

  It is forbidden to lead a war!

  Offline appointments are prohibited!

  Once discovered, immediately suspend the account.

  As the instigator of the first “Letter Chopping” in the Suffering Wood Realm, the account of Kunlunfang's big treasurer Liu Laosi, “Kunlunfang Massacre Sifang”, unfortunately served as the chicken that killed the chickens and the monkeys.

   has become the first player account in the forum to be permanently sealed, and it can be regarded as a disguised name in the annals of history.

  The fourth child actually didn't expect that a quotation from his own whim could actually produce such a bad result, but he was not angry, and the account being sealed forever made him feel very distressed.

  His hard-working game record, etc., has also been emptied and can only be started from scratch.

  But what the fourth child has is money, and there are dedicated game workers under his command. After returning to Dongtu, the employees can only practice an account for themselves.

  However, after the spread of this incident, the various effects that caused it made the game between the monster camp and the human camp full of gunpowder in the few days before the opening of the game.

  Both sides are gearing up and waiting.

  Wait for the big match to start, and beat the opponent hard to find a place for him.

  In this kind of confrontational atmosphere, time has finally come to the opening day of the game.

  Early this morning, the Daze water and gas restriction around Yandang Pool was temporarily opened. The monks who were invited to come to observe the ceremony, each entered the main venue of Yandang Pool under the leadership of the mountain gods who were waiting in line.

  Those casual practitioners and people from all walks of life who were not invited were arranged on a spiritual mountain outside Yandang Lake.

  There is also a large venue there, Sanque Mountain for the host, specially prepared for these non-professionals to visit.

  Matishu’s disciples raised banners and beat gongs and drums to promote their newly developed Dongfu real estate in the good land of Star Valley.

  The two great human monk sects of the Southern Wilderness, Shennongshan and Dandingzong, were also invited to open temporary stores here.

  Sells all kinds of spiritual plants and panacea.

  Fengshan Market occupies a place in the best area, and the Hongyanhui also opened a temporary small black market venue. In short, it is to ensure that the monks of all ethnic groups who come to the South Wilderness to stroll around are satisfied and return.

  At the main venue of Yandang Pool, it was not as exaggerated as Lao Jiang had imagined. There were no salute ribbons, or inviting young ladies to dance.

  However, although the opening ceremony was short, it was full of quirky features.

  For this big competition, the spirits deliberately used their most precious building wood as a display platform, and opened the canopy of the great tree canopy with the magical power of this spiritual wood.

  Using huge branches, dozens of platforms, large and small, staggered high and low like water lilies, are connected to each other by a lush staircase made of branches.

  And on each platform, there is a competition venue for a specific game project.

  The spirits are very hard to get a platform for every game currently on sale.

  From the simplest reincarnation of food dragon, which is the skill competition of greedy snake, to the monster chase, which is the speed time of Super Mario, to the Mofu maze, which is the hand-speed competition of Tetris.

  There are also the fighting competition of Wolf Fighting and the team battle of the Red Moon War. These two are the hottest projects, so they are also displayed on the large platform at the highest point of Jianmu.

  At the bottom, there is a small platform with some arcade machines of various shapes, which are for the little spirits who like to join in the fun.

  By the way, use game currency to cheat all kinds of treasures in their hands. Because of this thing, the pomegranate is now known as a cross-street mouse in Yandang Lake, and it is unanimously condemned by the little spirits as a black-hearted spirit.

  But curse, curse, after these arcades were put out, they were still overcrowded.

  The spirits are like this.

   Stupid, likes to have fun, no big troubles, even if you are angry, you will forget it the next day.

   To put it nicely, it is called pure quality.

   is not good, just remember whether to eat or not.

  All of them are silly.

   "It's so lively!"

  Pomegranate sat on Lao Jiang’s shoulders, proudly looking at the lively venue below from the small ball suspended in the sky, it snorted, and said proudly:

  "Since Daben was born, I have never seen such a lively scene in Yandang Pool. Hey, those little spirits cursed us pomegranate one by one, but they weren't queuing to give us money.

  This monster knows that they like this. "

"Yes?"

  Lao Jiang glanced at it slantingly and said:

   "I just saw a group of wind spirits burning your portrait in the street, yelling to tie the black-hearted pomegranate and burn it to death. Your reputation is a stinky street, do you plan to hang out in Yandang Lake in the future?"

   "Don't mix it up."

  Pomegranate swung its paws carelessly. The little monster snorted and said:

  "This monster has already trained Shidou and Shipi.

  The two of them will take the mountain monsters to take charge of these things in Yandang Lake. This monster has played enough. After this game, they will retreat.

  This monster intends to wander around with you in the future, and it’s boring to stay in Yandang Lake all the time. "

"to be honest."

  Lao Jiang popped a cigarette, held it to his mouth, Shi Shiran said to Pomegranate:

   "I can tell if you lie, don't tell the truth, don't take you away."

   "Uh, okay."

  The expression on the stone face of Pomegranate became awkward, and it lowered its head and said:

   "I played too crazy a few days ago. I won a lot of things from a lot of big spirits, and they all sued Granny Zhenshan one by one. The number is really a lot.

  Among them is a elder brother of the mother-in-law.

  Mother-in-law is also a bit unable to hold it.

  Let me go out and hide, so as not to be buried by the angry monster that day. "

"Um?"

Boss   Jiang spit out the smoke ring in surprise, he asked:

  "The spirits are not always in harmony. Even if there is a contradiction, it will not develop into this kind of personal crisis, right? What have you won from others that caused such a major event?"

   "Hey, this one."

  The little monster looked around, raised his paw, and called out something for Lao Jiang to see.

  Jiang Xia glanced, and suddenly took a breath.

   On the pomegranate paws, there is a lazy little snake wrapped in blue, its shape is exactly the same as that of the earth-veined spirit snake belonging to Granny Zhenshan that I have seen on the battlefield of Red Moon.

  Good guy!

  This pomegranate is really a good hand in trouble.

   unexpectedly won the Earth Vein Spirit Snake, which was regarded as a life by the other mountain god. No wonder the Zhenshan mother-in-law, who always loved it, let it rush away.

   "This thing is too hot!"

  Lao Jiang scolded:

   "Give it back to others! You don't want to die! Dare to take such things!"

   "What are you yelling at? What are you doing so loudly!"

  Pomegranate was also in a bad mood, stroking some half-dead blue snakes on her hand, and said Jiang Xia's words.

   said very helplessly:

  "Don’t you think this monster does not know? This monster is also a life-saving and wants to pay it back, but Fuyu Mountain God doesn’t want it.

  On the spot, his companion spirit snake broke the spiritual connection, causing his own vitality to be greatly injured.

  Now it’s useless to go back.

  The Fuyu Mountain God is a magnanimous man, and he said that he wouldn’t bother with this monster, but the problem is that he is a prostitute of the Great God of Changshan, and has the same status as Zhenshan’s mother-in-law.

  He doesn't trouble me, it doesn't mean that other mountain gods will give this monster a good face.

  Zang Tuo secretly came to me and told me to run quickly, saying that some bad mountain gods in Nanhuang were secretly preparing to do something.

  In this genus of mountain gods, mother-in-laws who have such a good temper are rare. Most of them are people with weird personalities and are divided into factions. Although there are mother-in-laws guarding me, who knows what they will do. "

  Pomegranate slammed her left paw fiercely and said:

   "Oh, this Southern Wilderness, I guess this monster can't stay. You say, why can't I control my hand!"

   "This is troublesome!"

  Lao Jiang also had a headache. He smoked a cigarette and said:

  "In the five realms of the world, not only the Southern Wilderness has mountain gods, but where the Lingshan Mountain is located, there are spiritual transformations. This fundamental contradiction will not be resolved. I will take you away from the Southern Wilderness, and you are still not safe.

  That's it.

  For the sake of your and my life, I will wipe your **** again. "

Boss Jiang glared fiercely at the troublesome pomegranate, took out a piece of bright ashes from the ring, bumped it in his hand, gritted his teeth, and took out another piece of ashes.

  He said to Pomegranate:

  "Go! Take these two ashes of the king as a gift, and let the mother-in-law transfer them to the God of Fuyu Mountain, to make up for the loss of others and settle the cause and effect."

   "I don't want this!"

  The pomegranate will harden up. It pushes its paw and says loudly:

   "The things that I provoke, I did it myself, and didn't accept your things. You desperately got these things back. If you do it, it makes this monster feel uneasy and owes you the favor."

  "Do you still owe me less favor?"

  Lao Jiang curled up his fingers, knocked **** the bald forehead of Pomegranate, and said:

  "Is it time to be hard-hearted? If the Great God of Changshan is wicked, there is still a place for you to live in this bitter wood state? This is a lesson for you. Be low-key in the future.

  Go!

   Then pack your things, and when the big competition is over, I will take you back to the east, and you will come back to the South Wilderness less in the future. "

   "Jiang Xia, me."

  Pomegranate looked at the two masses of ashes in her paws, feeling heavy in her heart, and wanted to say something, but was glared by Lao Jiang, so she could only go to Zhenshan mother-in-law in despair.

When    approached, he waved his paw and threw the half-dead blue snake to Lao Jiang.

   is probably using this method to compensate Lao Jiang’s loss.

   "The two masses of ashes are exchanged for a ground vein spirit snake. Well, it's okay, not at a loss."

  Lao Jiang stroked the blue spirit snake with only a breath in his hand.

  Injecting its body's spiritual energy into its body to nourish it, and I remembered that on the Red Moon battlefield, I saw the scene of Zhenshan's mother-in-law's spirit snake and green ankle, and there was a touch of satisfaction in her eyes.

   Stupid Pomegranate is afraid of those mountain gods, so he is not afraid.

   Hmph, if you really rely on power and dare to come and find things, you will kill them cruelly!

Boss   Jiang had a sharp look in his eyes, stroking the blue spirit snake wrapped around his arm, and thought in his heart:

  How about the great God of Changshan in Suffering Wood?

  It can still go to other worlds, can't it bite Lao Jiang's bird?

  (End of this chapter)