Fellow Daoists, Would You Like To Buy Gatling?

  Chapter 434 430. My colleague is a male **** (below)

  To tell the truth, the landlord of Huai’an Palace of Fengming Palace, Huai’an, did have complex feelings about the hardships that he had lived in for two lifetimes.

  If he can, he is unwilling to leave the Suffering Wood Realm and come to another world to make a living.

  But the problem is that he has to go.

  At the beginning, he witnessed the passing of his friend Cai Chenghuang when he was in Star Valley, and at the last minute, after Cai Chenghuang was warned of the danger of the Suffering Wood Realm, the life of Duke Huai'an during this period was quite unsatisfactory.

  After the Battle of Star Valley, he returned to Dongtu, and he was targeted by the people of Taofuyuan.

  Fortunately, he got a warning from a certain mighty in advance. Before Taofuyuan started to catch him, he fled to the Southern Wilderness. These days, he had been staying near the Star Valley near Yandang Lake.

   Jiang Xia didn’t know about this.

  It was Sanquezi Matishu when he was building a real estate and digging the foundation. He accidentally found the down-and-out Huai'an in a spiritual place and told the news to Boss Jiang.

  Since that time, Lao Jiang has been bewitching the Huai'an Gong to give up the Suffering Wood Realm and come to the secret realm in his hands to ask for life.

  Huai'an was a timid and cautious person before his death.

  Becoming a master of the land after death is also hard to move. After knowing some dark inside stories of his hometown, he was already frightened. He had the idea of ​​leaving his job, but he couldn't stand the bewilderment of Lao Jiang.

   then took the job.

  Lao Jiang did this, on the one hand, it is indeed for the safety of Huai'an Duke. This landlord has weak mana, and he is not as good as having Moshuang Mountain as a backer, and he has also experienced the Star Valley incident.

  Once he is arrested by Tao Fu Yuan, it will be difficult for him to escape.

  After all, they fought together. Lao Jiang still missed the old feelings, and Huai'an was a good old man. When he was in trouble, he would naturally help as many as he could.

  On the other hand, Boss Jiang also took a fancy to the land of Lord Land, the ability to monitor the Quartet.

  The world of MAGA is not very stable.

  Those superheroes have weird and strange abilities, and the permeation of the ever-changing is a big problem. If you don't add a little insurance to the headquarters of the dream company, Lao Jiang is really worried.

  If Duke Huai’an, the incense god, can take root in this area, the tricky situation Boss Jiang is facing will be much better all at once.

   "Before I just heard Jiang Daoyou talk about this spirit world, the little old man is still a little unbelieving. Now I have seen with my own eyes that the prosperity of this land is really not inferior to my suffering woodland scenery."

  On the civilian helicopter rumbling over the upper part of New York City, the psychic Duke Huai’an climbed the helicopter door and looked down at the metropolitan city in the evening.

  This has already begun to have a brightly lit modern city, which really opened up the eyes of the old land.

  The prosperous neighborhoods below, all kinds of things, all attracted the old land to be very curious, if it weren't for the weak state, he would have a heart to the earth, and use the land to perceive the humanities in this giant city.

   "Brother Mai, is there no incense **** like the little old man in this city? There is not even a trace of incense in this big city."

  Huai'an public looked back and asked.

  As a result, Mike said to him head-on:

  "No, this tone is not good. It always smells of the bitter woodland and has the rhythm of the East, but the spiritual civilization of the Spartans is Westernized.

  So you have to change your way of speaking.

  I mean, keep the wisdom and vicissitudes of your speech, but use another way. "

  Mike, this will already be in working condition.

  He sat on the helicopter seat, took out a bodybuilding magazine with a serious face, turned a page, spread it out, and said to the Huai’an public:

   "I want to make all-round packaging and changes to you, first of all, the image, can you change into this way?"

   "This kind of?"

  President Huai'an looked at the magazine in front of him. On that page was a western classical bodybuilder, posing as a thinker, and covered with lime powder, which looked really like a relief.

  The exaggerated muscles, like knives and axes, are full of a heavy sense of ritual.

   "This! Insulting gentleman!"

  Huai'an public snorted, and said dissatisfied:

   "This man doesn't even wear clothes. Brother Mai, how can you change the little old man into this form? Are you humiliating the god?"

   "It doesn't have to be this way, I just make an analogy."

   Mike scratched his head and looked at Duke Huai’an who was a little angry. After thinking for a while, he took out his phone, searched for another photo, and handed it to Duke Huai’an.

  "This is a sculpture of Zeus.

  He is a very powerful **** in our world, Duke Huai’an, you have to understand. Ms. Ruyue told me that if there is no source of incense, he will die.

  I want to help you find a group of believers as quickly as possible. If you can transform into this form, I can make an order for you. "

  "Believers? This **** does not need believers."

  Di Gong looked at the phone photo. While running the incense power in his body, he changed his image under Mike's gaze.

   explained:

  "Only those wicked gods in the countryside will win over the ignorant people, asking them to offer spiritual beliefs, practice evil skills with evil methods, and create some gods and gods, and fool the people.

  The incense gods of my generation follow the most orthodox incense divine way. What my generation needs is the fragrance of incense, which is very different from the power of belief that you said.

  I don’t need people to worship, as long as they have respect in their hearts, and don’t want people to pay tribute to them, as long as there are worries in their hearts, they can ask our people to speak and pray.

  If it is a kind person and a good deed, my generation will help.

  If we encounter wicked things, our generation will be equal.

  The required return is nothing more than a few strands of melons and fruits. It will let the people know that we are efficacious and that there are gods who raise their heads three feet, and don’t do it with evil.

  Is the gift of my existence.

  The richer the people in one place, the more prosperous the incense in one place. All the aspirations of our generation will rise, and the people live and work in peace and contentment are what we want.

  It’s not the same as the belief in evil gods, brother Mai, do you know? "

  After he finished speaking, the original image of the old farmer in the country was also transformed into a six-point similar to the sculpture of Zeus in the floating of the incense aspiration like the golden gauze.

  Similar to the fusion of East and West faces, you can still see a few traces of the tall image of Huai'an Gong’s original face.

  Wearing a semi-open robe, that muscle is also brought out.

   "Okay! That's it!"

  Mike, who was born as an artist, suddenly shined and said with a thumbs up:

  "This image is perfect. I probably also understand the duties of the land public. It is a system that coexists with believers in a healthy way. It is indeed more advanced than the belief system I understand.

  However, let’s not discuss the doctrinal category.

  Next, is to set your new title, let me think about the priestly land, supervisor, and protector of good people in Western mythology. How about? "

   "Well, it's appropriate."

  The Huai'an public rubbed his chin for a moment, nodded, and then glanced at the sapphire pipe on his waist, exuding a hint of incense, and transforming it into a sapphire pipe that fits his own image more.

  The peach stick in the Middle East style quickly changed into a shepherd’s cane according to the material provided by Mike.

  In this way, it suddenly changed from the image of the landlord to the image of a Western god.

   "So what about the name?"

   Mike looked at Huai’an and said:

   "I don't know much about the culture of the sorrow woodland, Huai'an, how did you get the name of the land there?"

  "Most of them are named according to the region they belong to."

  The father-in-law of the land glanced down at the city that was becoming brighter and brighter in the dark, watching the life here multiplying and shaping such a majestic city with manpower, a gentleness flashed in his eyes.

  The young artist thought about it, and felt that naming a new Spartan **** after realistic geography would always be a bad name.

What's more, the believers of this new **** in the future are mostly Spartans, and the civilization and belief system of those who are named "Spartans" by their bosses is very similar to the Greek gods.

  It is better to evolve according to the old and new alternation of the Greek gods, which coincides with the end of the first era and the opening of the second era.

   Mike's thinking keeps diverging.

  Finally, when the helicopter returned to the apron of the headquarters of the dream company, he finally thought of a new **** name for Huai’an.

   "Iapetos."

  Mike said to Huai’an:

  "Although he is a **** with no specific priesthood, his heirs saved mankind in myths and legends, and he is also the son of the earth goddess Gaia, and he is also a grandson

  Uh, don't care about this.

  In short, his position fits your new priesthood very well. "

   "This name is weird, I don't necessarily remember it clearly."

  President Huai’an’s way of speaking was also constantly corrected by Mike. The more he discovered the contemporary style, he made a joke, moved his body a little, and adapted to the new image.

  Holding the shepherd's cane again, with a sapphire pipe in his mouth, reaching out to hold Mike's arm, and energized by the incense willingness, one person and one **** disappeared in place.

When    appeared again, he had already arrived in the underground base.

   "This is the majesty of God."

   Mike looked around, and gave a thumbs up to the new version of the earth male **** Huai’an. He said:

  "Your new image of the golden body sculpture is already being made, and the group of Spartans will probably return in two days with a victory dedicated to the gods.

  So we still have two days to let you adjust to your new identity.

  You have to give me a detailed description of the way you establish contact with your believers, how that wonderful incense aspiration power is produced and how it works.

  Is there a way to make more existences like you in this world?

  It is best to choose from Spartans.

My opinion is.

  Combining Greek mythology and Nordic mythology, a Spartan version of the "Hall of Valor" was created, so that the warriors and prophets who died for the gods could transform into another form after death and continue to serve the boss. "

"this."

  Huai'an, who had a new image, hesitated when he heard this question.

  This relates to the origin of their incense gods.

  In the world of spiritual practice, such problems are obviously taboos, but this little brother in front of him is just a mortal in a different world, so naturally he doesn't understand these taboos.

  Thinking about it carefully, I am now considered to be out of the Suffering Wood Realm, and I have already made a contract. I have to do something for fellow Jiang Dao, and it doesn't make much sense to keep those secrets.

  What's more, the sordid things that Taofuyuan did, he was fed up with it, and there was no need to keep secrets for them.

  He thought about it, then said:

   "Actually, it's not difficult.

  First, there must be a spiritual temple. In terms you can understand, you have to build a temple that is large enough to hold aura and can hold so many golden statues of heroic spirits.

  Secondly, there must be the believers you mentioned to continue to worship.

  It is natural to have pure incense, but there is no one. It is also possible to use the power of belief.

at last.

   is also the most difficult. "

  Huai'an looked around and said to Mike:

  "You have to find a great monk, a mighty man, who can personally seal these heroic spirits, so that they can perceive the spiritual energy from the pure mortal soul and truly enter the practice.

  Can't do this, no amount of incense aspiration power or belief power is useless.

  When I was conscripted into the land, I was a monk from the Taofuyuan who cultivated the realm of the gods, and he made a formalization for me. Unfortunately, I can't remember the set of sacrificial scriptures. It was the foundation of the Taofuyuan in the incense and fire.

  It is impossible to spread it casually.

  So, Brother Mai, you have a good idea, but when you do it, I’m afraid it won’t be so easy. "

  Hearing this, Mike, in desperation, reported the current problem to his boss Liu Hui. Liu Hui couldn't solve it, so he reported to Ruyue.

   "Huh? Great monk? Proof? Sacrifice?"

   Ruyue said with a weird face:

   "We have all of these, and they are all ready-made.

  Tell Mike, I approved his ‘Hall of Valor’ plan, let’s start now. The main body of the temple was built on Utopia Island, and Senior Sister Luo Yan happened to be there.

  You guys go over and prepare immediately. "

  (End of this chapter)