Farm Gate Escape: There is Room For Full-level Bosses

   Chapter 525 Soul Questioning

  No anyway, that guy Lu Ye packed the lamp for him, Zeng Sanshui thought of a beauty.

   When I look back to my old mother, I also make her beautiful.

  Lu Ye glanced at the sky, "The dining hall is just downstairs, and meals will be served before the hour. General, please do it yourself."

   Zeng Sanshui waved his hand, "Okay, just do it yourself, I didn't expect you to entertain me."

What    said is really unpleasant.

  Lu Ye pretended not to hear and left the room.

   As soon as he left, Zeng Sanshui probed his brain in the room and fiddled with the lights.

   turned it on, turned it off, and had a lot of fun playing it again and again.

  Lu Ye and a group of soldiers stood at the bottom of the building and couldn't help laughing when they saw every room in the building flickering, as if they were dancing disco.

   Zeng Sanshui had had enough of playing with the lights. When he entered the bathroom, he was taken aback by the clear picture of the old man on the mirror.

  Smoothly closed the door, and then got up the courage to go back and take a look.

   found that the mirror was just too bright and clear, so he couldn't help exclaiming: "My mother, how did they make the mirror, this is the first time I see myself like this."

   He touched the left and the right, and couldn't help sighing, just like this, is the southern border still uncivilized?

  If you sell lamps and mirrors casually, you will get money.

   He turned around and looked inside, there were two strange basins, one large and one small.

  The little one still has water, and he doesn't want to be treated as a douchebag.

   After pondering for a long time, "This should be a toilet, right?"

   "Why doesn't this toilet bowl seem to be broken?"

   He saw towels, paper towels, razors, soap, shampoo, disposable underwear and other common hotel items on the wall.

   Zeng Sanshui really doesn't understand, plus, he wants to **** a little.

   opened the door and called the officers and soldiers guarding the corridor, "Hey, come here."

  The soldier came over, Zeng Sanshui asked calmly, "Is that the toilet over there?"

The    soldier nodded, "Yes." Remembering Lu Ye's advice, he said carefully, "The general urinates here, press this piece, and the water will wash away."

   Zeng Sanshui was startled, "What? What did you say to wash away?"

The    soldier was a little confused, "Piss!"

   Zeng Sanshui raised his eyebrows in a hurry, "Where is the urine?"

  The soldier touched his head: "Where are you going to pee?"

   Zeng Sanshui said, "Chicken and duck talk, chicken and duck's feet!" After a few breaths, he asked again, "How do you flush the urine away?"

The    soldier suddenly realized, and said rightly, "Just press here."

   With his operation, the sound of water suddenly sounded from the toilet bowl, Zeng Sanshui was surprised, "How can the water come out from here?"

The    soldier finally became smart.

   "Because there are designed pipes in the house, water can come out from the pipes, and when you press the toilet, it will come out naturally."

   Zeng Sanshui couldn't help but be shocked, this motherfucker's design is too good.

   For a while, I was a little unsure if I came from the southern border.

   He pinched himself hard, it hurts!

   is not a dream.

  The people of the southern border are all geniuses of some kind of evil spirit.

   Zeng Sanshui held back his urine and asked, "What is that thing for?"

   He doesn't feel embarrassed anymore. It is estimated that people have already seen that Ling Guo has nothing.

  The soldier said: "This is a bathtub for taking a bath. The general wants to take a bath. I can help you run the water. If you want to take a shower, there is a spray head next to it."

   Zeng Sanshui never felt that he had so many problems, "How do you use this nozzle?"

  The soldier took off the sprinkler, then adjusted the water temperature, and said to him, "The water temperature can be adjusted with hot water on the left and cold water on the right. It is best not to wash for too long. There are too many people using water in the boiler room, and the water may suddenly stop."

   He could understand every word, but when put together, he could not understand a little.

   "This thing can also adjust the water temperature?"

   "How can this hot and cold water come out together?"

The    soldier was overwhelmed by the question, "We didn't know this until we used it." There were no redundant explanations.

   involves professional knowledge, he is just an ordinary logistics soldier, I really don’t understand.

   Zeng Sanshui didn't understand him either, so he asked another question, "Then why put a roll of paper here?"

The    soldier said again as a matter of course, "Of course."

  Zeng Sanshui gritted his teeth, "I asked how to use it?"

  The soldier was so frightened that he almost took out his gun, but luckily he didn't have a gun on his body, "Is it for wiping hands and going to the toilet?"

   Zeng Sanshui's eyes widened instantly, "To use the toilet?"

The    soldier nodded cautiously, "Yeah."

  Zeng Sanshui once again burst out in amazement, "My mother, you really know how to enjoy!"

   I'm afraid Chu Shixiong has never enjoyed it so much.

  Because of the functions of toilets, bathtubs and showers, Zeng Sanshui developed a strong curiosity about this small, exotic hotel room.

  Up to the electric light, the bathtub, down to the soap razor, the disposable panties, all of them have been experienced.

   Zeng Sanshui lay on the bed refreshed and refreshed. There was a feeling that, in the past ten years, he had never regarded himself as a human being.

   He couldn't help but grabbed the dry-mouthed soldier and asked, "Are all your houses in the southern border like this?"

   The soldier answered hoarsely, "It's not like that."

   Zeng Sanshui breathed a sigh of relief, and he said, how could all the houses be built so well.

   It must be that the Empress of Xiaoyao Kingdom spent a lot of money to get this place right for her sake, waiting for their envoys to visit, so as to win Emperor Ling Hui's joy.

   Xiaobing didn't know what he was laughing at. He glanced at the sky and reminded him, "Does the general not need meals? There is no meal in our cafeteria here."

  Zeng Sanshui was also hungry. Seeing that he had done his duty for so long, he had worked hard. He took out his purse and rewarded him with two coins, "Take it to buy wine and drink."

Xiao Bing said honestly, "We are strictly disciplined, and we can't collect money. If I find out, I won't be a soldier." He added: "Also, in our Xiaoyao Kingdom, silver is not a common currency and cannot be spent. ."

  Zeng Sanshui was stunned, "What, you can't spend money, what do you spend?"

  The soldier took a few banknotes from his pocket, "We use banknotes and gold."

  Zeng Sanshui curled his lips, "Then you can exchange silver for gold."

   Xiaobing said, "You have to change that general before you can use it in Xiaoyao Kingdom. Otherwise, when you leave, you won't be able to buy anything you want."

   Zeng Sanshui was startled, "Then who should I go to?"

   He really had a hunch that he would hold the money and go to Xiaoyao Country and end up spending the money.

   Xiaobing said, "We have to ask our General Lu about this."

   Zeng Sanshui wrote down the incident and went to the cafeteria downstairs for dinner.

  I thought that the meals without special arrangements would not be very good, but I didn’t think that there are all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas, fruit and desserts.

   Each person is given a plate, and Zeng Sanshui can put whatever he wants to eat.

   Zeng Sanshui looked at the golden abalone in the pot and couldn't help but question his soul, "Do you usually eat these?"

   (end of this chapter)