Face Slapping the General

After being together for more than a year, one day Wu Qiao suddenly said to Tan Yan, "Tan Yan, I want to continue my genes."

"...Huh?" Tan Yan was taken aback for a moment.

Wu Qiao said calmly: "My excellent genes, I kind of want to continue."

"Okay." Tan Yan said to Wu Qiao with a deliberate smile, "Then you go to K-Long."

"You know I didn't mean that..." Wu Qiao said, "I still want to continue you at the same time."

Tan Yan listened quietly.

Wu Qiao said: "The bones and flesh of the two of us are merged into one. I can't think of what it is, but it must be very enjoyable. Tan Yan, I want to have a child with you, and like you It's like mine again."

Tan Yan smiled: "Okay, let's go to consult tomorrow."

Wu Qiao agreed.

"Then I'm going to the military department."

"Ok."

Tan Yan patted Wu Qiao's fart like a mockery, but... Wu Qiao raised his hand and grabbed his egg.

Tan Yan: "..." He felt that he was completely unsure of Wu Qiao now. Every time he tried to molest the opponent, he must have failed extremely, but when Wu Qiao teased him, he always made him angry.

The next day, the two went to a professional organization to inquire about gene fusion.

At present, the gene fusion technology between the same **** has been very developed, and it is the technology of choice for same-sex couples who want to raise children in several countries. Professionals can extract somatic cells from one person's body and turn them into egg cells, and then melt the sperm of another person to cultivate a fertilized egg.

Wu Qiao just took a look when he went in, and said to the professional: "I'll take my somatic cells later."

"Now?" Tan Yan asked Wu Qiao, "Is it so fast? Isn't it just for consultation today?"

"What's the hesitation?" Wu Qiao replied to Tan Yan, "You can do it once you know the process. What's the reason why you have to delay a few days for what has been determined?" Although Wu Qiao has been far away from the political arena and the battlefield, he said The habit of making judgments in an instant is difficult to change in reality, so much so that even now it is still the same. He can buy the house he likes once when he sees it; if he buys clothes, he doesn’t even try it; he decides where he wants to go during the holidays and he will definitely go there. It’s never difficult to decide to order food in a restaurant, just take the menu quickly. Can order a good order.

So Wu Qiao was immediately taken somatic cells.

"Okay," the professional told him, "the whole process will take about ten and a half months."

"Good." Wu Qiao said, "It's easy to wait for ten and a half months."

However, despite saying that, Wu Qiao always went to the agency to check.

The expert pointed to the fetus in the artificial womb and said to Wu Qiao: "Look, this is the child of you and your partner."

"This?" Wu Qiao always frowned, "Can you make a mistake?"

"Uh..." the other party said dumbfounded, "this is absolutely impossible..."

"I think I made a mistake." Wu Qiao said with a certain degree of confidence, "This one looks similar to the others, there is no difference. How could it be the child of the Marshal and I."

"This..." the expert replied in a cold sweat, "the great child is the same in the fetal period."

Wu Qiao looked at it, but still didn't believe it.

"It's all right." Tan Yan didn't want to embarrass the poor expert anymore, pulling Wu Qiao and saying, "Indeed, he is just a fetus, so what can he do? Isn't his whole body shining with golden light?"

"..." Wu Qiao couldn't answer, but he was still a bit tangled. In his heart, the children of both he and the marshal, even if they were only a fertilized egg, should exude a special temperament. But when he looked left and right, he felt a bit more ordinary.

...

——After ten and a half months, the child was finally "born".

That day, Wu Qiao, Tan Yan, Wu Qiao's parents and sister went to pick up their children home. Although Wu Qiao has confirmed that he is indeed not his own, they have always been the same as before.

Until now, because of an oolong, Tan Yan is still a little awkward seeing Wu Qiao's family. The day Wu Qiao came back five years ago, Daddy Wu, who learned that Wu Qiao had returned, was too excited. After Wu Qiao told him that he did not have a communication number and wanted to find him a number to call Tan Yan, Daddy Wu wanted to ask "Son "When I went home and called Tan Yan's communication number. At that time, Tan Yan was making love with Wu Qiao. He felt a little annoyed by receiving a call from a stranger. He asked "Who?" in a bad tone. Father Wu knew that the other party was Tan Yan and knew that the two would get married the next day. He was very happy. He said, "I'm your dad!" Tan Yan didn't get angry after hearing this, thinking that you **** must pick the harassing call at this time, and if you let me know who you are, I must beat you up. At the peak of his anger, he said: "Just because you want to be my dad? Don't buy a mirror to look at yourself!" Then he hung up the phone. The dad of Wuqiao across the street froze on the spot when he heard it. At that time, Wu Qiao, who still had something in his body, thought for a while, suddenly got up and patted Tan Yan to see the record, and took a breath in Tan Yan's uncomprehending eyes, and said, "It just seems to be my dad. "Although Tan Yan also apologized, since that time, every time Tan Yan saw Wu Qiao's parents, he was a little embarrassed.

After the child returned home, sister Wu Qiao helped tidy up the baby and drank animal milk.

"Hey," Wu Qiao said to the child, "that person, Tan Yan, is your father, do you know that?"

The child's response is no response.

Wu Qiao said again: "I am also your father."

The child's response is still unresponsive.

Wu Qiao frowned again and asked his parents and sister, "How does he know how to eat and drink Lazar?"

The elder sister gave Wu Qiao a white look: "You also knew how to eat and drink Lhasa back then."

"Isn't it possible?" Wu Qiao thought for a while. "Am I like that?" He felt that he would want to think even when he was just born. Spending day by day on eating and drinking... Wu Qiao felt terrible when he thought about it.

"Of course!" My sister fierce Wu Qiao, "It's not easy for parents to take you!"

"……Oh."

However, probably with thoughts such as "Even if he doesn't understand, I understand", "No matter what, it can't be wasted", "It's good to just be subtle," Wu Qiao began to do "early education" while taking care of his children. ".

"I'll tell you a story. There is a truth in the story." Wu Qiao said, "In the past, two hungry people were gifted: a fishing rod and a basket of big fish. The person who got the fish set up a bonfire and cooked it. The fish ate devouringly, but soon starved to death beside the empty basket. Another person walked hard with a fishing rod, but when he saw the ocean not far away, he tried his best to watch the ocean die. Later, there were two more hungry people who also got fishing rods and fish, but they did not go to separate things. Instead, they cooperated and trek while eating fish. Since then, the two have lived a happy life."

Tan Yan: "..."

Wu Qiao said: "Understand? This story tells two truths. You can't be short-sighted, just look at the immediate interests and lack long-term planning, you will be unlucky in the future. If you can't solve the immediate problems, then seek cooperation with others. In order to achieve ultimate success."

Such a story can be told as much as Wuqiao needs. He has read books like "Interstellar Reader" since he was a child, and he is familiar with many articles in it. Later, after the victory of the war with the Republic, he wrote an article in which he recalled sad looking forward to the future, and then gave it to Ji Yao and asked Ji Yao to ask if it could be published in Interstellar Reader. As a result, Ji Yao completely ignored Wu Qiao's request and posted it directly on the government website for him.

Tan Yan is again: "..."

Wu Qiao asked: "What's the matter?"

Tan Yan said, "Should he start drinking chicken soup so early?"

"..." Wu Qiao said with some dissatisfaction, "it made him a little bit impressed, so that he can learn faster when he teaches him again in the future."

Tan Yan again: "..."

Wu Qiao looked at his first child: "He...should be an accomplished person."

He wanted to get Tan Yan's approval, but he didn't expect that the other party was silent: "Actually...I don't want him to be like you."

"Ok?"

Tan Yan sighed: "I think that being healthy is ordinary. If you meet someone you like, it's better to be together for the rest of your life."

Wu Qiao: "..."

Tan Yan added: "I was worried about losing you every day for the past 15 years...I don't want to worry about losing him again in the days to come."

Wu Qiao was silent.

The sister on the side was a little curious, wondering what kind of child these two people would teach.