Entertaining Children

The filming location of the program is in a middle school campus. After everyone arrived, they were quickly taken to a lecture hall in the teaching building by the staff.

Today was the weekend, and there were no students in the school. Not only was there no students in this lecture theater, but it was obviously arranged by the program team in advance.

After ten people sat down behind the desks in the classroom like students, the on-site director began to announce today's first competition item: "Our theme today is the student era. In the student era, most of the students' energy must be spent in the classroom The first task for everyone today is the quiz."

"Wow~"

"Exam?"

As soon as the on-site director said, everyone shouted.

"Zhou Yunshan was right just now. Today we are taking everyone back to our middle school days. We are also in a middle school now," the on-site director ignored everyone's shouts and continued to introduce, "So the questions for our quiz today all come from It is now a junior high school textbook."

"Middle school students, then our team should be very stable! Our team's Yunshan is a freshman this year, and she just finished the college entrance examination not long ago!" Chen Li shouted happily, then turned to ask Zhou Yunshan next to him, " Yun Shan, how much did you score in the college entrance examination this year?"

"Five hundred and forty-seven points." Zhou Yunshan said.

"Five hundred and forty-seven should have passed a line, right? Awesome! Xueba!" Chen Li praised with a thumbs up.

"Student master learn master!" The others also applauded and praised.

"Don't, don't, don't," Zhou Yunshan waved her hands embarrassingly, and pointed in the direction of Xiao Yao's team, "The real Xueba is sitting there! In front of him, I dare not call Xueba!"

"No," Cao Bin said with a guilty smile, "I'm just a joke on the show! I'm a fake student, and you are the real student!"

"Yo, Brother Bin finally told the truth today!" The others clapped their hands and laughed.

"Brother Bin, I didn't mention you, I know you are a fake academic master!" Zhou Yunshan said.

"Ah?" Cao Bin was a little dumbfounded.

"Haha!" Zhou Yunshan and several MCs of Gao Bo's team laughed together.

"I'm talking about brother Xiao Yao!" Zhou Yunshan pointed at Xiao Yao and said, "I'm only the number one candidate in Yandian Arts this year, but he is a real number one in the college entrance examination, the only one in history who has double the number one in the college entrance examination and art exam , that's the real master!"

"That's right~" After Zhou Yunshan said this, everyone remembered this incident, and their smiles froze for a while.

"Oh no~" The blue team and the yellow team began to howl

"Haha~ We are now stable!" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang clapped their hands together in celebration.

"Director, you have such a big student here, how can we play!" Kong Zheng stood up, spread his hands and complained to the director, "This is too unfair!"

"That's right, it's not fair!" The others also shouted.

"It's not better than the results of the college entrance examination! Besides, it's been more than two years since I graduated, and you all have almost forgotten that I won the first prize in the college entrance examination. Now I don't necessarily remember more knowledge from junior high school than Yun Shan. Xiao Yao explained with a smile against his will.

"There's nothing unfair!" said the on-site director, "First, although he is the top scorer in the college entrance examination, the questions for our exam are all taken from junior high school textbooks. These questions can be answered by ordinary junior high school students, and it's not just the top scorer in the college entrance examination. I can answer it! Second, today is a team competition, even if Xiao Yao is good, he is only one person! Today we not only have the junior high school knowledge test, but also other competitions, it has nothing to do with whether he is the top scorer in the college entrance examination!"

"Director, since they have conceded defeat, then the results of this competition will be counted directly to us. Let's start the next one earlier, so that today we can finish work early!" Cao Bin deliberately said to the director on site.

"Go! Who gave up! You haven't competed yet, and you want to give you all the results?" He Cheng was the first to jump out and object.

"Yeah, so what's the matter with the top scorer in the college entrance examination?" Chen Li also said, "Xiao Yao graduated two years earlier, and he really might not be as good as our freshman Yun Shan in the junior high school exam!"

"alright,

The on-site director waved, "Now the first test is conducted, and the subject is mathematics." "

Although it is said to be an in-class quiz, it is a program, and it is definitely not done in the form of test papers, so it is not easy to show it on TV.

Each of the three staff members held a whiteboard and walked to the podium in front of everyone. There were numbers from 1 to 3 on the side facing everyone.

The on-site director introduced the rules: "We have three junior high school math problems here. Each team chooses one. The team that takes the shortest time to answer the correct answer wins and will get two points. The second fastest team gets one point. Finally There will be no points for the answer. At the same time, the last team member will also be punished by being hit on the head by the first team member."

"I'll go, flick your forehead!" Several MCs touched their foreheads subconsciously, and shouted in surprise.

"Send a representative from each team to choose a topic. Just go to the podium and take the whiteboard from the staff. You have pens on your desk, and answer the questions on the whiteboard." After introducing the rules, The on-site director commanded again.

"Xiao Yao, go!" Cao Bin patted Xiao Yao and said.

"Okay!" Xiao Yao didn't refuse, and walked towards the podium.

"Yunshan, come on!"

"Gao Bo, you go!"

The other two teams also sent guests to pick questions.

"I think the difficulty of the questions should be about the same! You choose first, and the rest are mine!" After walking on the podium, Xiao Yao politely made a gesture of invitation to Gao Bo and Zhou Yunshan.

"I think so too!" Zhou Yunshan nodded, took the nearest question No. 3, and when she was walking back, she turned the whiteboard over and began to read the question.

Gao Bo chose No. 2, Xiao Yao chose No. 1, and they both started to read the questions while walking back.

"The timer starts!" The director on the spot announced loudly after seeing the three of them walking back.

"Okay!" After about twenty seconds, Xiao Yao raised his hand and shouted, and showed the whiteboard with the answer written in his hand to the on-site director.

An assistant holding the answer next to the on-site director looked at the answer on Xiao Yao's whiteboard, whispered something to the on-site director, and the on-site director announced loudly: "The answer is correct! The red team is first!"

"What?" The on-site director shouted, and the other two teams were startled. They turned to look at the on-site director and said, "So fast?"

"As a teammate, I have no idea what's going on!" Cao Bin exaggeratedly spread his hands and sighed, "I didn't even figure out the question, Xiao Yao just wrote the answer, and I don't even know how he Figured it out!"

"Me too! I don't know what happened!" Wen Zonglang also shouted with a confused expression.

"Okay, okay, you guys! Don't be shy!" He Cheng waved his hand, "Since you all won the first place, Xiao Yao, come and help us quickly, Gao Bo has no clue about this."

"Why help you guys?" The last one is going to be punished, Chen Li also said quickly, "If you want to help, you are helping us! Xiao Yao, come and help Yunshan, we have a clue here, just there is a place its stuck."

"Can I help?" Xiao Yao asked the on-site director.

"Yes!" The on-site director nodded.

"Then who shall I help?" Xiao Yao turned around and asked Cao Bin again.

"You can help whoever you want! It doesn't matter!" Cao Bin laughed, "It's the same for everyone!"

"Then let's have a look!" Xiao Yao walked towards the positions of the two teams.

Taking a glance, Xiao Yao found that the three questions including the one he just answered were application questions that required the use of linear equations in three variables.

Zhou Yunshan, who solves the problem of the yellow team, should know it, and her thinking is correct, but I don’t know if it’s because of nervousness or some other reason. I listed two equations and started to calculate. As a result, I couldn’t get a unique result for the three unknowns, so I got stuck. .

For the blue team, Gao Bo was answering. Instead of using equations, they kept trying numbers combinations on a piece of scratch paper and calculated hard with a pen.

"Yunshan, the ternary linear equation requires three equations to get a unique result. You only listed two. Look at the title again, and you still have one equation that you haven't listed." Xiao Yao, who stood between the two teams, reminded first. Zhou Yunshan said a word.

"Oh~ that's right!" Zhou Yunshan patted her forehead suddenly, took the eraser and erased the lower part of what she wrote, and picked up the marker to write on the whiteboard.

"This way!" He Cheng pulled Xiao Yao and said.

"Brother Cheng, this problem of yours is also solved with a linear equation in ternary!" Xiao Yao said.

"What is a three-dimensional linear equation?" Gao Bo raised his head, looked at Xiao Yao together with He Cheng, and said.

"You don't even know the linear equation in ternary?" Xiao Yao stared in surprise.

"We have lost this junior high school textbook for more than ten years!" Gao Bo and He Cheng said with wry smiles.

"Then there's no other way," Xiao Yao spread his hands, "I can't tell you what an equation is and what an unknown is."

"Assume the unknown! I remember!" Lu Hang clapped his hands, "I know how to solve it!"

"I'll come, I'll come!" Lu Hang said to Gao Bo.

"Okay, hurry up!" Gao Bo quickly got up and gave up his seat to Lu Hang.

Lu Hang began to write furiously, but only halfway through writing, Zhou Yunshan raised the whiteboard and shouted: "We have the answer!"

"The answer is correct!" The on-site director announced, "The yellow team is second!"

"Ah~" The four members of the blue team sighed.

"I'd better answer it." Lu Hang said with a marker pen.

"Well, the blue team, please finish the answer!" The on-site director said.

After more than a minute, Lu Hang also submitted the answer, which was also correct.

"Okay, the test of the first subject is over, and now the results are announced. The red team is first, the yellow team is second, and the blue team is third!" The director announced the results, and then said, "The four members of the blue team are invited Come out and accept the punishment! Three members of the red team, the punishment is up to you!"

"Ah~" The four members of the blue team stood up dejectedly.

"Can I choose who from the red team will play me?" Ren Bing looked at the three members of the red team, then turned to ask the scene director.

"No, the choice is in the hands of the red team." The on-site director said, "The red team discusses who will play whom!"

"Brother Bin, I'll leave Gao Bo to you. It's easier for you alumni from the same school!" Looking at the first Gao Bo who stood up, Xiao Yao pulled Cao Bin and said.

"Okay!" Cao Bin walked forward with a smile, raised his right hand, clasped the middle finger with his thumb, and flicked Gao Bo's forehead.

"Ah~" Gao Bo screamed, rubbing his forehead exaggeratedly.

"Brother Lang, Lu Hang is yours!" Xiao Yao said loudly to Wen Zong again.

"Xiao Lu, I'm sorry!" Wen Zonglang didn't object, and walked up to Lu Hang and flicked Lu Hang's forehead with his middle finger.

"Brother Lang, you!" Lu Hang exaggeratedly yelled, covering his forehead.

"Brother Cheng is mine!" Xiao Yao took the initiative to walk up to He Cheng and raised his right hand.

"Come on, come on!" He Cheng said with a calm smile.

The reason why He Cheng acted so relaxed was because he noticed a detail. At this time, Xiao Yao's right thumb is not clasping the middle finger, but the index finger. Generally speaking, the middle finger exerts more force than the index finger, and the force to pop out is greater. Xiao Yao flicked it with his index finger, which means he intentionally released the water.

"Crack!" Xiao Yao flicked He Cheng's forehead with his right index finger.

"Ah!" He Cheng screamed, rubbing his forehead while staring at Xiao Yao in astonishment and said, "You are so ruthless! I was almost knocked out by you!"

Everyone in the red team and yellow team laughed, and Chen Li even praised Xiao Yao: "Good job!"

Regardless of whether Xiao Yao deliberately released water or not, and whether He Cheng's performance was exaggerated on purpose, but from the sounds of these three forehead flicks, the one He Cheng suffered was the loudest. In other words, compared with the other two, He Cheng's hit must have been the heaviest of the three.

"We are opponents now!" Xiao Yao shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and smiled, "Don't you call yourself a genius? It will be more beneficial for our subsequent games if you are knocked out!"

"Wow~ That makes sense!" The members of the red and yellow teams applauded.

"Okay, it's my turn!" Ren Bing stood up with a worried face.

"Bin brother, Lang brother, let me do it!" Xiao Yao asked Ying again.

"No problem, we like to watch brothers fight each other!" Cao Bin said with a smile.

"Xiao Yao~ Be gentle~" Ren Bing clenched his fists in front of his chest, shrunk his neck, lowered his head, pouted his lips, glanced at Xiao Yao who was walking in front of him from bottom to top, and said pitifully.

Xiao Yao smiled, raised his right hand, and clasped a finger with his thumb.

"Xiao Bing, being cute is totally useless," He Cheng found out that Xiao Yao's clasp was actually the middle finger this time, and said to Ren Bing with sympathy, "Xiao Yao is even more ruthless this time!"

"Ah~" Ren Bing was so frightened by He Cheng's words that he closed his eyes.

"Okay!" Xiao Yao stretched out his fingers, wiped Ren Bing's forehead with his middle finger, turned and walked back.

"Huh~" Ren Bing breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is this the end?" The other people watching the play were stunned. Then everyone quit and shouted at Xiao Yao, "You didn't even touch it, did you? We didn't even hear the sound!"

"Of course I hit it," Xiao Yao turned around and stretched out his right hand, pointing with the index finger of his left hand to the nail cover of the middle finger of his right hand, "Look, there is a watermark on my fingernail. This is the watermark on Sister Bing's forehead." Sweat. Her sweat is all over my nails, how could I not touch it?"

"Maybe it's because she has sweat on her forehead, so she slapped it." Xiao Yao continued with a helpless face, "But I did touch it, and I hit it. Do I have to pop a bag on her forehead?" That’s why it’s called?”

"Because you're sweating? Xiao Yao, can you talk a little bit more?" A group of people rolled their eyes speechlessly.

"They all graduated from Shenxi Opera, why is there such a big gap?" Chen Li deliberately walked to He Cheng's side to stimulate him.

"Xiao Yao, are you really only good to girls?" He Cheng pointed at Xiao Yao angrily and said, "Let me tell you, you will never take off the hat of you who value sex and despise friends!"

"What is it that emphasizes sex over friends? He is obviously elegant, okay?" Ren Bing pulled He Cheng in dissatisfaction, "Brother Cheng, I am on the same team as you! You still have to ask Xiao Yao to give me too." Are you happy when you faint?"

"Hey, the blue team is fighting among themselves!" Cao Bin happily pulled Xiao Yao and said, "Xiao Yao, did you do it on purpose?"

"No, I'm really stumped!" Xiao Yao continued to speak forcefully.

"Xiao Yao, look into my eyes and say it again!" Chen Li walked up to Xiao Yao, pressed his shoulders on both sides, and stared into Xiao Yao's eyes.

"I'm really freaking out!" Xiao Yao stared at Chen Li's eyes, and said very seriously, every word.

"Woo~" There were boos everywhere.

"Let's let the director talk," Xiao Yao turned to look at the director on the scene and said, "Director, did the call just now count? If you say it doesn't count, I'll call again!"

"Huh?" A group of people stared wide-eyed in surprise.

"No!" Ren Bing immediately screamed, clutching his forehead.

"Of course!" The on-site director immediately said, "It's fine if you encounter it, there is no second chance!"

Anyone can tell that Xiao Yao is intentionally throwing water, but Xiao Yao leaves the decision to the on-site director of the show, and the on-site director is unwilling to ask Xiao Yao to fight again. Ren Bing, a popular little flower, has a large number of fans and is also very powerful in combat. In case Xiao Yao hits hard for the second time, it is easy to give Ren Bing's fans the impression that "Xiao Yao has already released water, but the program team forced Xiao Yao to be cruel to Ren Bing". If this news gets out, Xiao Yao probably won't be a big deal. Their program group will be sprayed to death by fans, and the director on site will not take the blame!

"Look, the on-site director has the final say, which means that he also believes that I didn't intentionally release the water, so I really screwed up." Xiao Yao spread his hands with a smile.

"When did I say that I believe you didn't release the water on purpose?" the scene director said in his heart. But he could only complain in his heart, unable to speak out.

"Damn, this dragged the director into trouble?" A group of people were dumbfounded again.