Entertaining Children

After searching the equipment of the two corpses, Xiao Yao and his teammates already had basic weapons and equipment, but the level of the equipment, especially the armor, was not high, so they continued to search for higher-level weapons and equipment. There are a total of four buildings in this area. Xiao Yao and the two searched one together after they landed. The group of enemies they killed was in another building. The things in this building should have been searched by these two people. The man ran quickly, and then ran to the other two buildings that had not been searched.

In order to save time, the last two buildings were searched separately. Xiao Yao moved faster. After the search, he said to his teammates: "I'm done searching here. You search slowly. I'll go find a car and come back." Pick you up!" In this game, having a vehicle is a huge advantage.

"Okay!" the girl teammate said happily.

Xiao Yao had read the introduction posts posted by enthusiastic netizens on the Internet in advance, and there was a map introducing the distribution of car brushing spots. Xiao Yao has a good memory. He remembered that there were three common car-scanning spots near their landing point. He searched for them according to the locations on the distribution map, and soon found a pickup truck at the second car-scanning spot.

"I'm back! The safety zone has been updated, let's move quickly." Xiao Yao drove the car back to the entrance of the building where he landed.

"Here we come!" The girl teammate is not a pure rookie, knowing the importance of moving to the safe zone in time in this game, she immediately rushed out of the building and jumped onto the pickup truck that Xiao Yao drove back.

Although there is indeed an advantage after finding the car, it does not mean that you will definitely be the final winner. Sometimes, luck also plays a big role.

For the sake of safety, Xiao Yao, who was driving, deliberately bypassed the construction area to avoid being sniped by people hiding in the building, and instead advanced from a wilderness to a safe area, but precisely in the wilderness, the two drivers were ambushed . Suddenly there was a gunshot, and Xiao Yao, who was driving, was shot and lost blood, and his vision and concentration were also affected to a certain extent. It happened that the extremely fast pickup truck hit a small dirt on the ground again, and rolled over.

The overturned car became a living target if it couldn't be driven. The two climbed out of the car immediately, and squatted down against the car body using the overturned car as a cover. Unfortunately, however, their enemy happens to be on the same side of the vehicle as them. After they climbed out of the car, subsequent blows followed.

After a few shots, Xiao Yao had just judged the enemy's position and the firearm he was using before he was knocked down, and the teammate of the French girl had been beaten down to one-third of his health.

"The enemy is in the direction of 210, go around to the side of the car!" Xiao Yao immediately said to his teammates, "Don't save me, you can't save me!"

The girl's teammate hesitated for a moment, but before she could act, a few more shots were fired, and the girl also fell down. Then the two men rushed over and took several shots at them.

"Sorry, I couldn't protect you!" Xiao Yao regretfully said to the French girl when their game characters died together.

"No, no, you've done a great job, I'm glad to meet you!" the French girl replied, "I can..."

"OK, I'm glad to meet you too! Goodbye!" Xiao Yao interrupted the other party and said goodbye directly.

"Goodbye!" said the girl.

Xiao Yao withdrew from the game, returned to the game hall, and watched the barrage of the water friends in the live broadcast room again.

"Hang up as soon as I go out, it really doesn't take more than three seconds to be handsome!"

"A disgrace to the sister-in-law world!"

"What disgrace to the sister world? They have all the girls!"

"Yeah, I can hear the reluctance in the girl's voice!"

"Sister, do you want to add friends in the game? Xiao Yao doesn't even let others finish talking!"

"I don't understand the style!"

"Is it because you are afraid that Sun Tingting will spy on the screen?"

"I'm afraid that Sun Tingting will spy on the screen, so I shouldn't flirt with French girls! I'm already Rua, so I can't run away if I kneel down?"

There was a lot of discussion in the barrage.

This time, Xiao Yao didn't respond to the barrage anymore, but started the third game directly.

"Hi, can you hear me?" From getting on the plane,

Xiao Yao continued his strike-up routine.

"Hello, can you hear me?"

"Hello, can you hear me?"

"Is there no microphone?" But this time, Xiao Yao asked three times, but the other party didn't respond at all.

"Benju? Gutentaco? Zdrastvi? Chio? Sawadikala? Kunijiwa? Anning Asai?" Xiao Yao spoke to the other party in various languages. good.

"I'm going, are these all greetings? Come out and explain!"

"Benju speaks French, Kunijiwa speaks Japanese, Anning Aceyo speaks Korean, and I don't know the rest!"

"I only know that Sawadhika is Thai, what the hell is Sawadhika?"

"Hello in Thai is Sawadhi, but men and women say it differently, and they need to add different suffixes. Women say the suffix Gaka and Sawadhika, and men say the suffix Gakakha No, and say Sawadhikara No!"

"Gutentaco is German."

"Chio is Italian."

"Zdrastvi is Russian."

"I'll go, Xiao Yao can speak so many languages?"

"It's just a hello, and I can say I love you in more than a dozen languages."

Hearing Xiao Yao say hello in seven languages ​​at once, the water friends started discussing lively again.

During this period of time, Xiao Yao has broadcast live broadcasts on "Kirin" and "Woxiu" consecutively, and the people in "GB" are waiting for Xiao Yao to come to "GB" to broadcast live. Not long after Xiao Yao started the live broadcast, the background management staff of "GB" noticed it, and immediately put his live broadcast room on the home page for recommendation. At this time, the number of viewers in Xiao Yao's live broadcast room has reached more than three million and close to four million. Netizens are omnipotent, and so are water friends who watch the live broadcast. There are so many people, and the seven languages ​​are not particularly uncommon languages, and soon someone who understands them will come out and explain them completely in the barrage.

"An Ning Asai, $%#@*..." The other party finally responded. Listen to the voice, this time it's a man.

"So I'm Korean," Xiao Yao said to himself, and then said to the water friends in the live broadcast room, "He asked me if I could speak Korean and if I was Korean. I didn't want to be an interpreter, so I planned to force He speaks English."

Although the Korean wave is very popular now, in general, not many Chinese people can speak Korean. Although not all of the water friends in the live broadcast room can understand English, there must be much more than those who understand Korean.

"No, I'm not Korean, I don't speak Korean, can you speak English?" Xiao Yao switched back to English and asked his teammates.

"OK." The teammate responded.

From the simple two letters and the strong kimchi accent, it seems that the other party's English is quite limited. In fact, the English proficiency of the other party is indeed quite limited. After landing, Xiao Yao continued to communicate with the other party in English, but he often had to repeat a sentence two or three times before the other party realized what Xiao Yao said, and the other party's answers were basically one or two simple words Constant repetition, never complete long sentences.

Although the other party's English level is limited, Xiao Yao still insists on communicating with the other party in English. Seeing Xiao Yao chatting awkwardly with each other in some pain, the water friends in the live broadcast room also felt a special kind of joy.

However, although this teammate's English is very good, but the strength of the game is very powerful, and it is not at the same level as the Russian young lady and the French girl in front of him. Xiao Yao followed him, and this game actually made it into the top ten all the way, which was the best result in the three games.

Communicating in English with a person whose English is not so good, there will naturally be some problems in cooperation. If Xiao Yao communicated with that Korean teammate in Korean and cooperated more tacitly, it would not be impossible to win the final victory. This point, many water friends in the live broadcast room can see it.

"Hello" is just a simple word. Knowing how to say hello in a certain language does not mean that you must understand that language, but at least in Korean, Xiao Yao not only wrote Korean songs, but also wrote in "The Fashion of the Goddess". I interacted with Hong Soo-yeon in Korean in the program "Chinese Clothes", and explained the licensing of lighting costumes to Park Dae-sung directly in Korean in "Super Cool Electronic Music". Not to mention other languages, at least Xiao Yao speaks Korean very fluently, and many people know it.

Judging from Xiao Yao's performance in insisting on talking to this very powerful Korean teammate in English, he played the game live, and it really wasn't for the final result and results.

In the next fourth game, Xiao Yao, who was tortured by his Korean teammates, started to torture others again. From the moment he opened his mouth, Xiao Yao choked out a stream of English with a strong Italian accent. Although when playing with the French girl before, Xiao Yao, who pretended to be a German, also spoke English with a German accent, but that was just to make the girl believe that he was German, and he spoke clearly, at least audible got it. Speaking of English with an Italian accent this time, it makes people feel uncomfortable no matter how they listen.

The teammate assigned to Xiao Yao in the fourth game was a British guy from London. The English with a British London accent originally made the water friends in the live broadcast room extremely enjoyable, but Xiao Yao, who claims to be from Naples in southern Italy, speaks a weird Neapolitan-style English. The water friends couldn't help complaining violently that Xiao Yao was spoiling the scenery.

The fourth round of the game lasted more than ten minutes. Xiao Yao and his British teammates persisted until there were more than 30 players left.

"it is finally over!"

"Damn it, it's over!"

When the game ended, the water friends in the live broadcast room also lamented that it was finally over. Although Xiao Yao's Italian accent and English with a London accent are also very interesting, it is really uncomfortable for the water friends to listen to. This is also the first time that water friends are looking forward to the death of Xiao Yao's character in the game.

"Hello, can you hear me?" In the fifth game, Xiao Yao transformed again, and this time it was even more extreme. Not only did he speak Russian English with a big tongue, but he also choked out a shrill female voice.

"I'm going, why is it a woman's voice?"

"What's the matter with this girl's voice? Has it been replaced?"

"Using a voice changer? Why does it feel weird?"

"Xiao Yao is holding back, isn't he? When he sings "The Drunken Concubine" and "Dream Chasing Order", can't he sing Tsing Yi's voice?"

"Damn it! It turns out that Xiao Yao is also a master of women's clothing!"

As soon as the sound came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room exploded again.

"Hello, I can hear you, can you hear me?" The voice of a teammate soon came from the game. Although Xiao Yao's English had an accent, because it sounded like a female voice, there was some excitement and excitement in the voices of his teammates when they answered.

"I can hear you!" Xiao Yao replied in a female voice.

"Are you a girl? Where are you from?" The teammate asked proactively.

"Yes, I'm a girl from Russia. What about you?" Xiao Yao continued to lie.

"Fuck! Russian beautiful girl!" The teammate couldn't help howling in Chinese, and then asked excitedly in English, "I'm from China, I'm 24 years old this year, how old are you?" Not only Europeans can play, Xiao Yao can play, and he has also met Korean teammates, other Chinese people can naturally go to the European server to play. In this game, the teammate Xiao Yao was assigned to was a Chinese.

Most of those who can play on the European server have at least a certain level of English proficiency. In the beginning stage, this Huaxia teammate at least understood Xiao Yao's tongue-in-cheek greeting and simple questions such as where he came from and his age. But later on, apart from the last two or three times, the teammates basically couldn't understand what Xiao Yao said, so the Huaxia teammate could only keep repeating "What?" "Excuse me?" "What did you just say?" kind of problem.

However, because he thought that the other party was a girl, the Huaxia teammate was not only very patient in the conversation, without the slightest impatience, but also took good care of Xiao Yao in the game, not only asking Xiao Yao for his usual weapons when searching for resources. , He is the first to go up when he encounters the enemy, even if he finds the high-grade protective gear that he wears on his body first, as long as Xiao Yao asks for it, he is all satisfied to take it off and give it to Xiao Yao.

Although it is also necessary to repeat it two or three times to make the other party understand what I am saying, but when I am with Korean teammates, I say that they don’t understand, and I am confused. When I am with British teammates and Chinese teammates, I say it on purpose. It makes people not understand, makes people confused, and the subjective feeling is completely different, so Xiao Yao had a very happy time.

But this time, Xiao Yao's deception did not go to the end.

In the middle of the game, when the two were searching in a building, Xiao Yao was suddenly ambushed. After a few shots, the blood volume of the character under Xiao Yao's control was reduced to a quarter in an instant. Xiao Yao quickly found out the opponent's location, but due to his lack of blood, Xiao Yao could only hide in the corner and use medical supplies to replenish blood, not daring to launch a counterattack immediately to fight the opponent. The position of the teammates can hit the opponent who sneaked up on him, but it is also within the visible range of the opponent's field of vision, so Xiao Yao immediately notified his teammates of the opponent's position.

"What? Where is the other party? Where?" At the critical moment, the teammate had hearing impairment again in Xiao Yao's English with a big tongue, and kept asking "here?"

"Southwest, direction 205, the second window on the right of the second floor, he hasn't found you yet, kill him!" Seeing the figure of the enemy appearing from the window, the guns in his hands were all raised and aimed at this side , Xiao Yao got excited, not only shouted in Chinese, but even the female voice didn't care about the disguise.

"Fuck! You're from Huaxia, and you're a man!" The teammate immediately exploded when they heard Xiao Yao's original language and voice, "You fucking lied to me?"

"Well, brother, if you have something to say, you first kill the lone wolf in the building opposite, and we can talk about our business slowly!" Xiao Yao realized that he had been exposed, and immediately comforted his teammates with kind words.

"I don't care, you give me back my third-level top three-level armor!" The teammate said angrily.

"Okay! Return it! I will definitely return it!" Xiao Yao repeatedly assured, "But there are people staring at me, and now I can only throw it on the ground beside me. If you can't get through, I can't get through it, and you can't wear it. ! You kill that guy in the opposite building first, and I will definitely give you back the first and third level armor!"

"No, you throw it now!" The teammate insisted.

"I'm being stared at by the guy on the opposite side. If I throw away the armor, he can kill me with one shot. If you kill the guy on the other side, I'll give it back to you. Don't you just want the Russian girl? I'll give you back in exchange." No way?" Xiao Yao persuaded, and then changed to a female voice and said in Russian English, "Brother, kill the enemy first! Please!"

"Fuck! It's even more disgusting!" Hearing the coquettish female voice, the teammate screamed, not only did not go to deal with the enemy, but pointed the muzzle of the gun in his hand at Xiao Yao, and pulled the trigger. No more! I'm going to kill you pervert!"

"Hey! Ah~" Xiao Yao screamed, his teammate had completely wiped out his three-quarters of his blood volume just now, and he fell to the ground on the verge of death, and quickly changed back to his original voice. Said, "Dude, have you lost your anger? Hurry up and save me when you lose your anger, there are still enemies next to you! I'm dead, and it's hard to beat you alone!"

"Save your MB! Destroy your MB!" The teammate swears a few times, "If I kill you, I won't live anymore!" Saying this, the teammate shot Xiao Yao a few times, and when Xiao Yao's character is completely dead, he will die again. Unable to dissipate his anger, he fired another round of bullets at the corpse.

"Damn it! Do you want to be so ruthless! Fuck, but also shoot! Damn! And whip the corpse, isn't it too much?" Xiao Yao exclaimed.

This is not over yet, after whipping the corpse, the teammate took out another grenade, threw it next to the corpse of Xiao Yao's game character, and then threw another grenade at his feet.

The two mines exploded one after another, Xiao Yao's character was already dead and had no effect, but his teammates were killed by the mine he threw at his feet.

"The original voice and Chinese are coming out!"

"Haha! The big guy in women's clothing is exposed!"

"The mentality of the teammate has collapsed!"

"Debt collection, debt collection!"

"What a pervert, our Xiao Yao is a master of women's clothing!"

"This shit can switch freely between male and female voices!"

"Teammates collapsed!"

"That's right! Hit any enemy, kill the big guy in women's clothing!"

"It's really killing me!"

"Fuck, whip the corpse, the teammates are crazy!"

"After whipping the corpse and throwing a thunder, this is a complete death without a whole corpse!"

"Throw a mine and explode, the teammates have completely collapsed!"

"Hahaha, even if I was killed, I would not be able to guess this plot!"

"It's more enjoyable than watching a movie!"

"Hahaha, 666~"

Watching this god-like plot, the water friends in the live broadcast room were all crazy with joy.

This round of the game ended, Xiao Yao looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room again, seemingly dissatisfied with the title of "female-dressing boss" by the water friends, and said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "What women-dressing boss? I didn't wear women's clothing, not only today, I didn't wear women's clothing during the live broadcast! I'm at most a "female voice boss", okay?"

"Women's clothing boss" is a description of boys wearing women's clothing, which is not only harmless but also very good-looking. It first appeared in the phenomenon of male and female cosplaying female anime characters. Xiao Yao doesn't play two-dimensional things at all. He has never played with anime characters, and he has never worn women's clothing in live broadcasts. He is naturally dissatisfied with this title.

"You didn't wear it in the live broadcast, but you did it on TV!"

"Isn't "The New Drunken Concubine" on "The Voice" and "The Order of Chasing Dreams" on "Singer"?"

"Even if "The Drunken Concubine" is only half worn, the "Dream Chasing Order" is a complete set, right?!"

Immediately, some water friends retorted with barrage.

When Xiao Yao sang "Dream Chasing Order", he was indeed wearing women's clothing, and it was a very beautiful and beautiful women's clothing. Not only did it look harmless, but it also made people feel beautiful. In addition, when Xiao Yao sang "Dream Chasing Order", he not only wore female costumes and used female voices, but also performed many female dance moves. Even after singing, Xiao Yao expressed his thanks on stage. A thank you gesture for a woman.

Although the term "women's wearer" is popular from the two-dimensional and the Internet, it does not only refer to live broadcasts. Thinking of that "Dream Chasing Order" performance, Xiao Yao suddenly felt powerless to refute.

"Women's clothing boss!"

"Women's clothing boss!"

He didn't hear Xiao Yao's voice, as if he had acquiesced. As if winning, the water friends kept brushing the four-character barrage of "women's clothing boss" in the live broadcast room, completely confirming Xiao Yao's identity as "women's clothing boss".

Xiao Yao continued to remain silent, and clicked on the start of a new game, preparing to divert the attention of the water friends with a new dialogue after the new game started, but the water friends did not let this topic go away so quickly , and continued to discuss the topic of "Women's Big Brother".

"Fuck, I think of the amazingness of "The Drunken Concubine" and "Dream Chasing Order". It was just a joke, but now that I think about it, no matter the costumes, makeup, voice or movements, they are all beautiful!"

"Yeah, I feel that Xiao Yao is also a professional in disguise as a man! He's even better than those real masters in women's clothing!"

"Not only is it awesome, Xiao Yao also played it early! "The New Drunken Concubine" was published almost three years ago, and the women's clothing boss only appeared in the past two years. Now, is there any popular women's clothing boss who has been playing for three years?" started playing before?"

"Isn't Xiao Yao a veteran figure of the women's clothing boss?"

"Perhaps those big men in women's clothing learned from Xiao Yao!"

"I can't learn to sing, so I went to play cosplay in the second dimension?"

"It came from abroad, okay? Take it easy, pills, don't blame Xiao Yao for everything!"

"Bah! Yao Wan doesn't want Xiao Yao to be called a master of women's clothing! Our Xiao Yao is so manly!"

"Haha, whether you want to see it or not, it can't change the fact that Xiao Yao is a master of women's clothing!"

"Even if the women's clothing boss doesn't learn from Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao is also a veteran "women's clothing boss" very early! This is for sure!"

""The Drunken Concubine" and "Dream Chasing Order" have been confirmed!"

As a result, the water friends discussed and discussed, and also discussed a conclusion that Xiao Yao is a veteran "women's clothing boss". Xiao Yao, who couldn't help but continue to pay attention to the barrage, was full of helplessness.

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