Entertaining Children

   Chapter 408

   Xiao Yao listened to the words of the two flight attendants, and originally wanted to explain that he was not a medical student, but then he thought about it, since there is no doctor on the plane, he can’t say he should take the risk of a doctor. If I deny that I am studying medicine at this time, then the next thing I am going to do, the stewardess may not dare to let myself do it, so I don’t deny it at all. They just confirmed to the flight attendant: “It’s true on the plane. Are there no other doctors?"

"It should be no," said the stewardess named Tina. "I not only broadcasted it, but also asked loudly in the three cabins. The passengers were all awakened by me, but no one came forward and said that he was a doctor. ."

   "Then only I will come." Xiao Yao took a breath and said, "I want to open his chest and deflate him!"

   "What? Open the chest? Isn't that an operation? How can this be done on the plane, and there is no surgical tool." The flight attendant asked.

"It's done by opening a vent on his chest. Strictly speaking, it is not an operation, and the tools are not hard to find." Xiao Yao replied, "I need a knife, and a knife for western food is fine. There should be one on the top. Find the sharpest one. The other is to give me a bottle of the highest alcohol, and the metal spout on the bottle for me."

  These things are available in ordinary bars and western restaurants, and there is a bar on the plane, but they also have these things. Na Lili was in charge of the food and drinks on the plane, and immediately replied: "Yes, I will get it." She said that she hurriedly got up and ran to the workplace.

   "Crew chief, I need your help to support his head." Xiao Yao said to the flight chief, "just like me just now, let him raise his head and raise his chin."

   "Okay, no problem." The flight attendant carefully raised the head of the fainted passenger, and followed Xiao Yao's way to support his neck, keeping the trachea in a straight line.

  The flight attendant Lily came back quickly with a few things Xiao Yao asked for, and handed it to Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao took a look at the wine bottle and found it was a bottle of Absolut vodka. He complimented: "There is still such a strong vodka on the plane!" He opened the bottle cap and poured some wine to faint the passengers. The chest and the side of the chest, followed by the knife and the mouth of the bottle, were also poured with vodka, and almost half of the bottle of wine was used at once.

Xiao Yao stretched out his left hand to press on the left chest of the fainted passenger, touched between the second rib and the third rib, and then touched the position where he wanted to start laterally, holding it with the middle and **** of his left hand, and eating on the right hand. The sharp head of the blade also reached there.

  Several flight attendants saw that Xiao Yao was about to be attacked, they all turned their heads in fear. However, several people waited for ten seconds, but there was still no movement. Several people turned their eyes back curiously, only to find that the knife in Xiao Yao's right hand was a few millimeters away from the skin on the chest of the fainted passenger, shaking. .

  "Young people, don't be nervous." The flight attendant reassured him when he saw this, and even changed his name to Xiao Yao a lot more cordially.

"Damn, it's weird if you are not nervous!" Xiao Yao burst into a **** in Chinese, suddenly turned the knife head, held the knife in his palm, picked up the half bottle of vodka left next to him, and raised his neck to take the rest. Half a bottle was poured into his mouth.

  Several people opened their mouths in surprise. That's high spirits. If this half bottle goes down, which doctor would dare to take the knife? The stewardess named Tina whispered: "Drink half a bottle of vodka before moving the knife. The students taught by Huaxia Medical College are so good." Although Tina is not very proficient in Chinese, she didn't understand what Xiao Yao said just now. What does it mean, but she can at least hear Xiao Yao's sentence in Chinese while flying on the China Airlines route.

   Xiao Yao’s ears are not weak, he glanced at her and said: “When did I say that I was a medical student?”

  As soon as the wine enters the throat, it feels like burning. Although the throat is terribly uncomfortable, the brain nerves are stimulated by alcohol and become more courageous. Xiao Yao raised the knife again and inserted it toward the place where the second finger pressed in Shizhong. Since the position was chosen accurately, the knife didn't bleed too much blood, but since the gap between the knife body and the skin was not large after the knife was inserted, the passenger who passed out did not noticeably change. Xiao Yao pulled out the knife, then quickly picked up the mouth of one side of the bottle and stuffed it into the small mouth that had just been opened.

   Xiao Yao completed these few actions quickly and smoothly. Before everyone had time to respond to Xiao Yao's denial of being a medical student, Xiao Yao had already completed it.

  The cut skin could not be completely closed due to the obstruction of the bottle mouth, and soon everyone heard a slight sound of gas expelling. The swollen chest of the fainted passenger slowly collapsed and gradually returned to normal.

   "Hiss~" With an extremely long inhalation sound, the fainted passenger woke up unexpectedly.

   "Huh~" The three flight attendants were greatly relieved.

   "The boy is so good!"

  Although the flight attendants were persuaded to stay in their seats, many passengers still knelt in their seats or stood by their seats and watched here, watching the development of the situation nervously. Seeing that the unconscious passenger woke up unexpectedly, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Several passengers still praised Xiao Yao loudly.

Xiao Yao said to the comatose passenger: "Sir, you have a sudden expansive pneumothorax. The captain will temporarily change the route and land to the nearest airport. As soon as the plane lands, the airport will be delivered by an ambulance directly. You go to the hospital. I have opened a hole in your chest for you to deflate. Now you need to remember that you have to hold this hole by yourself. When you feel the chest swells again and it is difficult to breathe, relax. Open this air hole to let the air in your chest escape, and you can feel better. This should allow you to hold on to the landing of the plane. Now I can only do so much."

   "Thank you, thank you doctor." Although the person in front of me looks too young, but obviously his life was saved by the young man in front of him, and that person thanked him gratefully.

"You're welcome, and I'm not a doctor. I just happen to know how to deal with your situation." Xiao Yao said, and said to the flight attendant next to him, "We should move him to a relatively sanitary and comfortable place. rest."

  "Go to the first class," the flight attendant said immediately, "there are still vacant seats in the first class. The seats there are more comfortable, there are fewer people, and the environment is better."

   "OK," Xiao Yao nodded and said, "Let's carry him over."

"Oh, oh," Xiao Yao hurriedly waved his hands when he saw a few slender flight attendants trying to do it. "This gentleman looks like he weighs about two hundred pounds. I don't want to have any accidents on the way to first class. "Speaking, Xiao Yao raised his head to look at the passengers who were on the sidelines for a while and said, "Come and two gentlemen help, please."

   Hearing Xiao Yao's words, two strong men immediately stood up, and together with Xiao Yao, carried the middle-aged passenger on the ground to the first-class seat.

  The middle-aged passenger was placed on the first-class seat that the flight attendant had put down in advance. The two men who helped patted Xiao Yao on the shoulder, gave him a thumbs-up, and returned to his seat. Xiao Yao observed the position of the vent of the bottle's mouth again, and then asked the middle-aged passenger a few more words before he got up and walked back.

  "When did you even learn how to work as a doctor?" However, Xiao Yao just stood up and was stopped by Yin Xi who was waiting by the side, "Would you not have studied medicine with any relatives and elders?"

  Just now in the airplane broadcast that a passenger in economy class suddenly fell ill and fainted, Yin Xi, who remembered Xiao Yao, immediately got up and ran to the economy class side. After seeing that the person who fainted was not Xiao Yao, she was relieved, but seeing Xiao Yao and the person who fainted, Yin Xi did not go back immediately, but stood aside and watched. It shows that she also has a panoramic view.

   "I said I saw it in books and movies, do you believe it?" Xiao Yao smiled.

When preparing for "One Stop to the End" as the question bank, Xiao Yao saw the question about pneumothorax in the medical topic, and then Xiao Yao remembered the plot in the previous movie called "Just like Heaven", so he really went I looked for medical books and learned about the clinical judgment and emergency treatment of dilated pneumothorax. I didn't expect to encounter it on the plane today. Although there is no Reese Witherspoon around to guide, Xiao Yao feels that his performance is not worse than that of Mark Ruffalo.

   "Believe it," Yin Xi smiled and nodded. "I believe what incredible things happen to you demon."

"But I really admire you," Yin Xi continued, "I dare to poke a hole in someone else with a knife after reading a book? You are not a doctor, and this person is not related to you. No one will say anything about you when you shoot, but if you don't handle it properly, you can ruin yourself."

"It's not that there is no doctor on the plane," Xiao Yao said, "Do you really see a big living person die in front of him? If I really can't help it, then forget it, who let me know what to do? What?"

   "But what happened to you pouring half a bottle of vodka just before you moved the knife?" Yin Xi frowned and fanned the smell of wine from Xiao Yao's mouth. "A regular doctor wouldn't dare to drink a bar in that situation?"

"I'm so guilty," Xiao Yao said, "I haven't done this kind of thing before. I'm nervous when the truth comes. I was so nervous that I was trembling before the knife. I was afraid that I might miss the position. That’s why I drink and become courageous."

  Speaking of this, Xiao Yao Jiujin started to come up, his mind began to sink, and he shook his head and said, "This wine is pretty good, it seems to be on top. Let me go back and lie down for a while."

   "Would you like me to help you go back? Or just change positions with you, and you will lie down with me for a while." Yin Xi said while supporting Xiao Yao's arm.

   "No," Xiao Yao refused with a smile, "I haven't reached that point. I can go back by myself. It will be fine in a while."

  Speaking, Xiao Yao waved to Yin Xi and walked back to his seat in economy class. Yin Xi saw that although he was indeed drunk, he was still walking calmly, so he let him go.

   Xiao Yao left the first class and entered the economy class through business class. Many passengers who saw what happened just now stood up and applauded Xiao Yao.

   "Thank you!" Xiao Yao could only smile and wave in greeting as he walked.

  "Is this not Xiao Yao?" At this time, I don't know which passenger yelled in Chinese. It was obvious that someone recognized Xiao Yao.

  (End of this chapter)