Endo and Kobayashi's Live Commentary on the Villainess

"I want you to stop calling me Mr. and Mrs. Endo."

The moment he heard Bitsu Endo say that, Shinano Kobayashi froze.

A voice that sounds sincerely unpleasant, unlike the sweet and gentle he turns to her every day, is cold everywhere.

Poetry Fanno was stiff on the cold as if all his blood had been frozen.

About a month after the two of them started socializing.

Bi Man and Poetry Fanno were called around [Mr. and Mrs. Endo in the broadcasting department] or simply [Mr. and Mrs. Endo].

Initially, they were the ones who had been cut off for lying about the fact that they hadn't been dating until then, but when did they get to believe me? Instead, “it's hard to believe, but it does have a step more sugar......! Is it true that we started dating...!!" and let the people around us go to war.

More breathtaking interaction than ever before, the air that drifts between the two of us and is likely to go hand in hand...... From such changes, it is natural flow that two people can be nicknamed together.

Poetry Fannai was secretly delighted with the couple's treatment, but judging from what he said now, apparently Bi people were not.

That's how she realized, she froze.

Those who are aware of marriage from high school students will not be.

Siegvalt and Leezelotte are originally fiancées, and they're getting married earlier than this one over there.

Just because those two got married, one day we would also..., that was too much of a dream.

Poetry Savannah thought calmly somewhere, but still thought that one day, she was going to cry.

The floating mood squeezes at once, and the embarrassment twitches just for that matter.

I don't want to hear any more, but I still want to know the facts.

That's what I thought, Poetry Sabino approached the door, at that moment, in an attempt to confirm the interaction in the classroom.

"... so I want to go for Mr. and Mrs. Kobayashi, not Mr. and Mrs. Endo!!

Suddenly Bi man shouted out loud like that.

"…… to?

Moment after moment, Poetry Sail Na now means something else, stiff.

The noise in the classroom heats up, unaware of her wrenching her neck.

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Before and after physical education time, all this time, no matter how many two people are called husband and wife, spend away.

Men remain in the classroom and women in the dressing room. Because each one breaks up and gets dressed.

Even today, there are only boys in the classroom after physical education.

From among them who finished dressing, one speaks to the Bee.

"Nah, it's Wednesday, Mr. and Mrs. Endo, what if it's a club?

Asked so, Bi Man opens his mouth with a vague nod.

"Uh, for once. Even so, if there's anything you can do, you can rest normally."

"No, it's fine because it's not that big a deal. I'll call out to the ones who seem more free."

"We're supposed to be free when we even have a club. Actually, I'm mostly free."

Until a while ago, Bi people were busy loving Miss Tundele Villain Orders while being treated by the princes of different worlds, but now they have a lot of free time to belong to the loose broadcasting department.

Based on that, when a male student called out to Bi people to laugh, Bi people also laughed bitterly.

"... By the way, I'm only saying this because Kobayashi isn't here right now, but the way I call him and his wife Endo, I want him to stop."

The air shook as the Bi man turned to a serious look on his pretend and told everyone in the classroom to listen to him.

"Oh, uh... why. Treat you as a couple, can't you...? Don't you like it...? Just leave me alone...? Only the two of us are dreaming of staying married. What the hell are we gonna do...? I'm already planning on getting into your wedding, exposing how you guys were getting along and how we were getting laid, and finally showing off our pastime too...?

When a boy student who was talking to Bi earlier says so, his surrounding classmates are also nodding, yeah.

Bi Man, who looked baffled by them, opens his mouth with a subtle look.

"Yeah, what is that............? Why are you not invited………………"

"I mean, you don't normally invite everyone. Probably. Think realistically. So I've already properly created a chat group to get the two wedding dates and times and venues leaked, especially to Mr. and Mrs. Endo and friendly elites! From high school, you can call some of them!

Bi man nods inexorably at the words of a boy student until he thumbs up.

"Oh, wow. I'm amazingly quick, and I'm ready enough to give it up...... Well, I'll do my best to make sure that group doesn't go to waste."

"... If you're going to hang in there, even now, Mr. and Mrs. Endo are calling grandpa?

"No, the couple is fine. Honestly, it's not a bluff. It's not that I don't like being treated like a husband and wife……………………"

Bi Man mumbled there, his cheeks slightly reddened.

"... what's in the light? Whatever your wife Endo does, she'll just be upset if you dye her cheeks."

To the words of the male student, who was sent with a cold gaze, the Bi man cries out in a callous manner.

"Uh, sorry!... so I want to go for Mr. and Mrs. Kobayashi, not Mr. and Mrs. Endo!!

The moment the word sounded slightly louder.

My classmates, who were watching the Bee, lost their expressions at once.

"No, I don't care which way I die…………"

"If there's a gap, I wonder if you can stop cursing me..."

"Which one of you is quick……………"

With those words spoken in the variance, Bi people raise their voices on the backs of the students returning to their seats.

"No, it's not good either way! Kobayashi and Endo make too many different pictures!?...... right!?

When the Bi caught a boy student who had missed his escape and said so, the captured student nodded.

"Oh, well, you do. If you ask me.... What, number of pictures? Why such nonsense? Me, for a second, I was in a hurry about you and my parents?

"No, because it's not crap. It's nothing apart from my parents', but this is an important story."

"Ha..."

The male student replied carelessly to the words of the seriously expressing Bi man.

"Look, [Endo] has 13 drawings in [Far] alone, plus 18 drawings in [Vine], combined with 31 drawings...? [Kobayashi], by contrast, what a total of 11 paintings. It's neater than a distant letter...! So, Kobayashi's name below is 21 paintings in [Poetry Fanno] and 52 when combined with [Endo]. Hey, is that already, like, a transcript for every name you write? That's the level you think, right?

"Wow. Did you count it on purpose? Do you remember that well? Uh, you, the type who cares about the number of pictures?

The male student succinctly cut off Bi's long hot valve.

The Bi man replies, shaking his head.

"No, I didn't care. I didn't care. My sister over there told me..."

"Over there, Kobayashi's?

"That. The Kobayashi sisters are both names with three kanji characters. Well, according to your sister, it was your father's obsession."

"Heh, yeah."

"But before the two of them were born, her mother tried to stop them, saying," If you give them a name that's not very easy, it's going to be hard for some people to marry. "It shouldn't be the time for a woman to change her surname automatically when her father says" these kids are grown up. Or rather, my daughter didn't do it to the daughter-in-law of a man with the most picturesque last name! "

"I see."

"Well, I listened to that story and I thought about it. If I can marry Kobayashi, I can have either last name, but if either is fine, Kobayashi shouldn't be in trouble. In fact, don't write your name every day. If you marry me, Kobayashi will have a hard time."

"Hmm."

Bee sifted through the hot valve, but the gavel of the male student gradually became appropriate.

Not even noticing the boys students sitting on their seats at some point and starting to prepare for the next class, Bi Man continues to hold his fist for a long time.

"So I want to be Kobayashi. It will. I'm dreaming of being Mr. and Mrs. Kobayashi one day...! So don't Mr. and Mrs. Endo. If you want to call me husband and wife, make me Mr. and Mrs. Kobayashi!!

To the powerful Bi man's words, the boy student no longer returned the words, just nodded.

"And then simply, when they call me Mr. and Mrs. Endo, I want you to stop because something comes to mind about our parents' faces..."

The door of the classroom opened when Bi added that she was losing her strength.

"Hey, are you okay if I come in now? Did something happen? In front of the door, my Endo wife is up in bright red water. How long?

With that said, one female student returns to the classroom, one female student from the class enters the classroom after the other.

"Uh, I'm fine. We're all done getting dressed. And then there's Mr. and Mrs. Kobayashi, not Mr. and Mrs. Endo. Well, not Endo's wife, but rather Kobayashi's son-in-law? Apparently."

"What?"

Beside the conversation between the male and female students, the Bi people stiffened.

In a very squeaky motion there, Poetry Fanno joins.

"... Hey, did you hear that?

When Bi Man, reddened to his ears, asked softly, this one also bright red faced poetry Sabino nods with his hands on his cheeks.

"Damn, I heard..."

Moment after moment, the Bi man covered his face with both hands and looked up to heaven.

Poetry Savannah screams as he deceives his back into embarrassment.

"No, no more, what, love! You're so much love! Endo-kun, you don't love me too much!? If it was for me, wouldn't my son-in-law be a jerk!? Besides, you're taking me so seriously now!? I don't..., I don't... love you!!

"Wow, stop, don't say it again! Well, it's love! It's a mysterious fact!... he was asking me in person or something, awesome and embarrassing!

What a loving smile the nearest male student turns to Poetry Sabino and Bi Man who scream so in a damned mood.

He opens his mouth when he pounds at the Bitsu.

"... for the wedding, be sure to invite some of us from our class. I would absolutely love to hear about the current episode and how we've been able to help you now, because I would love to hear it from the people involved, including your parents."

Surrounded by his words and the classmates who nodded at all, Bi Man and Poetry Fanno nodded with Pekopeko as they grew smaller.

From this day on, the nickname of Bi Man and Poetry Fanno changed to [Kobayashi and his wife], and eventually...