Elf’s Shorts Boy

"The carp king, the carp king who can lay golden eggs!!!"

"No, I called it wrong, I called it wrong. It's shooting balloons. If you shoot five balloons, you will be rewarded with a mobile phone strap. If you shoot ten balloons, you will be rewarded with a small toy. If you shoot twenty balloons, you will be rewarded with a big plush doll. Balloon, you can choose a super rare skill disc, come and play, everyone~"

One person and three favorites who were wandering on the seawall corridor turned their heads and looked curiously at this small, skinny uncle with a moustache and a treacherous appearance.

"This uncle looks familiar." The beloved thought secretly.

"Hey, little brother, little brother."

Seeing the boy who was holding a silly dumb beast and stopped curiously, the mustache uncle's eyes lit up, and he shouted with an overly enthusiastic smile on his face.

"Come here."

"Are you calling me?" Seeing the uncle waving at him, the beloved looked around for a while, and then said in an annoyed reply.

"Come and see my carp... No, it's a balloon shooting game!! It's very fun."

Seeing the response from his lover, the smile on the vendor's face grew wider.

"This is a very common balloon shooting game."

When he was a child, his brother often took him to carnivals. It was not the first time he had seen this kind of balloon shooting game. Looking at this overly enthusiastic vendor, the beloved frowned and said,

People in the Pokémon world are generally good-looking. Even the most ordinary people have a very attractive face. The uncle in front of me is a special case. Not only the face, but even the whole body is full of treachery and wretchedness. The temperament, which makes the beloved feel very novel, but also secretly vigilant.

"It's not the same, it's not the same. My balloon game is different from other places. I use skill discs as rewards~"

Seeing that the beloved showed interest, the street vendor uncle covered his mouth with his hand and said to him, mysteriously as if he was telling him some shocking secret.

"Oh, use skill discs as prizes? It's interesting." Liangren said with an interested expression on his face.

"Yes, yes, why don't you come and play for a while, I have a skill here that can make a slow-witted beast very smart!!"

Seeing his lover's expression of emotion, the vendor glanced at the dumb beast in his arms, and seduced him while the iron was hot.

"Yeah~"

At first, Ryoto wondered if the skill disc mentioned by the other party might be the skills of staring and wagging his tail, but when he heard from the vendor that learning it can make the slow-witted beast smarter, Ryoto couldn't help but re-examine this person.

"This is obviously a liar, maybe the skill discs are fakes that cannot be used."

"Would you like to come and play~"

Being examined by his beloved's piercing gaze, the vendor felt a little guilty, but with decades of experience in fraudulent sales, there was no abnormal expression on his face, and he still looked at his beloved and said enthusiastically.

"Uncle, the skill disc you mentioned can't be a fake, unless you let me inspect it."

Out of the mentality of picking up leaks, although he knew that the other party was likely to be a liar, the beloved still couldn't help but say.

"Little brother, this is against the rules."

"That's fine~"

The cunning street vendor tried his best to show a look of embarrassment on his face,

However, the beloved didn't take a second look, turned around and left with the Pokémon in his arms.

"Wait, little brother, don't go, I'll just test it for you."

Seeing his lover turn around and leave, the vendor panicked. He was wearing an expensive and hard-to-find combat bracelet, and would choose to subdue a Pokémon like a slow-witted beast. This is obviously because people are stupid and have a lot of money. Such fat sheep will not be slaughtered. A meal that is simply sorry for myself.

"The skill CDs here are all authentic, with the alliance's appraisal strip on them, and the quality is very good..."

"Cover the box, and I'll know if it's genuine by reaching in and touching it." My beloved didn't care about the vendor's nagging, and glanced at the cardboard box brought over by the other party. There were quite a lot of skill CDs inside.

"Come on, touch it~"

Seeing his beloved roll up his sleeves, the vendor put the box on the small table where the air gun was placed suspiciously, took a piece of cardboard to cover it and said.

The good man didn't bother me. After putting his hand into the box, he directly put the skill disc into the system backpack. Whether it is a real skill learner and whether it can be used can be seen clearly at once. The reason why it is covered with cardboard is mainly to prevent it from being caught by the other party. See.

"Glaring, wagging tail, barking, ultrasound..."

"Well, it's indeed genuine." After taking a deep look at the street vendor, a bright smile appeared on his face.

"Of course, I have been in business for so many years, and I am famous for being innocent."

The cunning uncle cursed secretly in his heart, but he still said with a righteous expression on his face.

"Then uncle, how much is a shot for your balloon game?"

The beloved didn't care about the other party's rhetoric. Nearly 80% of the skill CDs in the box were fakes, and a small part of the real ones were skills such as staring and sand picking. The reason why the beloved still chose to play this game was because there were indeed some skills in it. A skill is of more interest to him.

"10 guns for 100 yuan, no counter-offer."

"Yes, this is four hundred yuan."

The lover did not counter-offer, and readily paid the other party 400 yuan, which means that he could shoot 40 shots.

"Stupid beast, you all watch from the side."

Putting the three pets aside, Liang Ren sat on the bench designated by the vendor, took a toy gun at random, loaded the 40 plastic bullets handed over by the vendor, and aimed at the wooden frame three meters away with double-sided tape. Get on the balloon.

"bomb……"

One shot missed, the bullet hit the hanging cloth behind the wooden frame, and then rolled down.

"Obviously aimed, how could I miss it? My skills have regressed?"

Seeing that he didn't hit him, Liangren was a little surprised, his skills as a sharpshooter should not be at all.

"Has this gun been tampered with?"

The beloved took a deep look at the peddler who was smirking, and seeing the smirk turned back at him, the peddler immediately put away the smirk on his face, and his proficiency in the trick of changing faces in seconds may have reached an advanced level, and the sage even thought he was blind up.

"bomb……"

But the lover didn't care about it, he picked up the gun in his hand and missed it slightly, and continued to shoot, but it still went wrong.

"It's too far, let's do it again."

There was a smile on the corner of the lover's mouth. He liked to do such challenging things, so he raised his gun and aimed again.

"Boom~"

"Hitted—could it be luck?" Under the surprised eyes of the street vendor, Liangren finally burst a balloon with his third shot.

"Boom~" But the vendor hadn't recovered, the fourth shot from the lover's side exploded another balloon.

"Boom~"

"Boom~"

"..."

The cunning street vendor's jaw dropped from shock, and the teenager didn't miss a single shot, but hit all of them. The vendor even wondered if he had really tampered with these guns before.