Dungeons for the Devil, Dungeons for the Core

In the lavish parish of the Yalta Central Church in the Wang capital Illustria, Yalta Bishop Bocca I (whose ill-mouthed orientation calls him Stupid I) was grumpy.

That foolish baron failed to crusade the elves when the bishop of Faithful Barren said he gave them a good chance to crush the busy elves - it is true that the elves are often high-flying against other peoples and beasts. How incompetent is that man when he takes lag like an elf? Irrationally, the elves reached out to our church in Balen. The brave man who gave him corner protection said he died of a failed dungeon crusade, and now the prestige of my Yalta religion just goes down. All you have to do is destroy the elves and the dungeons. I don't want anything other than people to enjoy the wealth of this world.

Feeling like the blood vessels on his head were about to cut off, the bishop grabbed the cup in his hand and calmed his heart with the help of a delicious drink.

The only damage in Barren was the church burning down. Fortunately, there is no harm done to the bishops or the faithful. It hurts to lose a church, but you don't need a lavish building in a place of faith. All you have to do is rent it in one corner of some cabin and whisper it back out. Whatever brings the power of Yalta is believer in one or two things. They are just beings who use each other, such as the aristocrats who flock to rights. As long as there are believers, they can rebuild as much as they want.

But it is a matter of Yaltanism's glory to acquire its followers being eroded. There are also those who make difficulty in this Barren noise because my teachings inspired the elves. Isn't it that incompetent baron who executed or failed? The transfer of responsibility, such as rubbing responsibility on our church, is even worse.

I felt like I was about to run out of blood vessels again, so I drank a second glass of booze. Now it's a little too much.

Even the royal family rides their butthorses and condemns my Yaltanism. I can read their bellies. I simply don't care that Yaltanism has built its strength. Do not let the simple people lose sight of their faith in such delusions.

To do so, I must once again increase the prestige of Yaltanism... you king, I have told you to stop giving good guidance to the subpeople through your hipster wipes. Isn't it the mission of our people to lead the wrong people down the road? However, the earthly earthlings are chosen by God to interrupt our mission...

Trying to calm your mind, I'll take a third cup. Quite a lot already.

We'll have to refrain from working in Barren for a while. The re-invasion of the Elf Forest is a match for the time being. The royal eye is glowing, and you can't move noticeably for a while.

So, what can you do while you're lying feminine...

Going through the fourth and fifth cups, the bishop - with the help of booze too - began to work out a way to open it.