Doomsday

On the surface, Xinghe is normal.

No one knows what an alien should look like, but it gives a solid impression that aliens should be very intelligent, very mysterious, and very much ... whatever they want.

So Xinghe is normal no matter what he does, no matter what he does.

But why is Xinghe only willing to communicate with himself and not talk to others?

Gao Yuan was very, very confused about this.

"I'm a bit tired. I want to lie down. This is called TV, right? I want to lie down and watch TV."

After Xinghe finished speaking, he stood up and sat on the bed, then he lay back.

Maybe she should be said.

Gao Yuan felt a little confused because he really couldn't keep up with Xinghe's jumping thinking.

Xinghe lay in bed and looked at Gao Yuan, Gao Yuan sat on the sofa beside him and looked at Xinghe.

"Why don't you lie down?"

Gao Yuan frowned. "Not right?"

"Is that right? Do people on Earth also value personal space? Well, okay, I get it."

Xinghe leaned to the side on the bed, and he, no, she patted the bed, and said, "I've made space for you."

Gao Yuan frowned and said, "I refuse."

This time it was Xinghe's turn, and she nodded. "Well, I know you refused."

Xinghe didn't say much, he or she continued to watch TV intently.

"I like this movie. I like the attitude of the people of the earth who waste limited life and time on food."

"In just a few decades of life, if you do n’t eat good food, no ... what's the point of living?"

"What are you omitting?"

"You also know how to eat, and you know what this sentence means. If you don't know it, check it yourself. I can't explain it."

Xinghe looked up at the ceiling, and then he said contemplatively, "This is a topic about biological instincts, and we have long got rid of low-level biological instincts."

"So your life is boring, and I think this is a philosophical question, that is why humans live."

Xinghe frowned rarely, and then he nodded. "I think I have a tendency to be re-dominated by low-level instincts. I am really interested in the food I eat. As for the others, I have not yet felt why. Why do you? Not willing to lie in bed with me? "

"Do people on your planet lie on a bed?"

"Of course not. We take privacy very seriously. We almost never sleep in the same room with two people, but if necessary, we will naturally sleep together. This is determined by the environment, not It's a matter of personal will. "

Gao Yuan thought for a while and said, "I can't lie with you on a bed, because you are a man, I will feel very awkward. If you are a woman, I will also feel awkward, and whether you are a man or a woman, , My girlfriend will feel very awkward, so I don't want to be in the same bed with you. "

Xinghe sat up, he looked at Gao Yuan, and said, "Your girlfriend? Do you mean Luo Xingyu?"

"Yes."

"Why does she feel awkward? Can the word awkward replace anger?"

"No, awkward is awkward, not angry or sad, or ... uncomfortable all over the body."

"What is uncomfortable?"

Gao Yuan sighed and said, "Can you stop tangling with such words, I am not a linguist and it is difficult to explain."

Xinghe lay back on the bed again, and then he looked at the TV a few times and said, "This one doesn't look good. It doesn't look beautiful at all. I don't want to try."

Gao Yuan glanced and said, "This is ham, it's actually delicious. Well, it's really delicious."

Xinghe exhaled slowly, saying, "You really work hard to eat."

"Of course, life is alive, and eating is the most important thing."

"I don't agree with you, people, or any intelligent creature, eating is definitely not the most important thing."

Gao Yuan didn't want to argue with Xinghe, because he couldn't win, what's the point of arguing with an alien?

"Can I ask you a question?"

"You ask."

Gao Yuan thought for a moment, thinking he still needed to ask, so he said very seriously, "Why would you only talk to me, but not to communicate with others?"

Xinghe said strangely, "No, do you? I certainly talked to others."

"But why are you different to me?"

Xinghe seemed to be questioned, he thought for a long time, but finally said "I don't know, you are special, you are ... Actually, I don't know."

Gao Yuan took a good look at Xinghe. The big man who was more than one meter and nineteen meters down was lying on the bed. The two long legs were really pleasing to the eye.

However, Gao Yuan also seems to have found a problem.

"Why do you look shorter than earlier today? Well, the legs are a little thicker."

Xinghe said without hesitation, "Because I traveled too long in space, after landing on Earth, I must be in the mech, just because I need to adjust to gravity again, and then gravity will pull me. The long height gradually returned to normal. "

"That's it?"

"Of course, so I need to lie down now, and readjusting to gravity is an uncomfortable process."

"Then how tall would you normally be?"

Xinghe thought about it and said, "Mecha judges, based on the gravity of the earth, my final height should be 187 meters and weigh 60 kg."

Gao Yuan exhaled, "It's still very tall, and it's still very thin."

"Do you think my appearance is not good-looking, does it not conform to human aesthetics?"

"Oh, no, um, it's a bit too thin, but not ugly."

Xinghe nodded and said, "I'm not in an unexpected state, and our height and weight have reached the perfect ratio. A smart race that does not eat food but consumes nutrition reasonably will certainly not appear fat. This seems to be very It looks delicious. "

"This is lotus root stewed ribs."

"Can I have it tomorrow?"

"I can't guarantee this, but there should be ribs, but Lotus has no idea."

Xinghe sighed, and then he became serious.

Xinghe was silent for a long time this time, and Gao Yuan was curious, "What are you thinking?"

"I was thinking, there are many animals on our No. 3 ball. Which of them are edible and which are not? We have studied these animals, but we have never studied how to eat them. Now ... "

Xinghe looked at Gao Yuan very seriously and said, "I have made a decision that I must bring the advanced diet civilization of the planet back to our planet. I know that the planet ’s diet system is very complicated, and I cannot copy the diet of the planet. Civilization, so I want to summarize the inner core of the earth's diet civilization. This is a very complicated job. I want to make a formal request for you to assist me in my work. "

Gao Yuan smiled and said, "I understand what you mean. Now I will tell you the three-character truth. As long as you remember these three words, then you will have mastered the essence of the earth's diet civilization. After you return to your own planet, , You just need to follow these three words, absolutely enough. "

Xinghe looked very serious again. He sat down on his knees and said, "Please."

"Yes, okay, what."

"What?"

Gao Yuan spread his hands and smiled. "Is it edible, delicious, how to eat? When encountering any species, ask these three sentences to yourself, and then go for bold attempts and verification, that's it."

Xinghe pondered for a long time, and then he finally exhaled a long breath and said, "It's a small word, I finally understand the meaning of this sentence, how can it be, I know, thank you for the three-character mantra, always talking to you Surprise. "

Any surprises? Are there any surprises?

Where is the surprise?

Gao Yuan was puzzled. In fact, he was joking, but Xinghe seemed to be serious and excited.

Just like those scientists were so excited when they knew the first law of the universe.

This is really a cultural difference ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ This cultural difference is really big.

"Tomorrow I will formally present a diplomatic note. Please give me the information about the seasoning as an exchange, a civilized exchange. I want to know how soy sauce, vinegar, and various seasonings are made. I think these things are important . "

Xinghe looked very excited. He nodded and said, "I thought this trip to the earth was just a unilateral aid, but now it seems that we are still very rewarding."