Doomsday Wonderland

As soon as Bohemia finished speaking, more than twenty faces suddenly lifted up from behind the counter. After their eyes fell on the two floral pillowcases, a look of confusion appeared on each face.

Also, how many experiences do you have in your lifetime dealing with bank robbers?

…and he’s a robber who robbed a bank with just one finger.

"Stand up, hold your head with both hands, and then lie down on the ground! Who is the manager? Open the vault and get money for me!" Bohemia has entered the role in a blink of an eye, and is very serious: "Don't even think about moving. , otherwise I will punch through the ceiling to show you!"

She may not know what a "manager" is, but she knows that this guy can get her money.

Even Lin Sanjiu didn't expect that the finger held up by Bohemia could really scare people - as soon as she finished her ferocity, someone suddenly took a breath and someone let out a slight whimper. Sure enough, They all looked pale and hurriedly followed the instructions, and left the small counter one by one with their heads in their hands, and lay on the ground obediently.

...The career paths of criminals in this world are probably too smooth.

Even Bohemia was a little surprised - she originally planned to make a hole somewhere to scare the group of people, but she didn't expect to skip this step; she couldn't help but glance at her index finger with a suspicious look on her face. The two robbers were stunned for several seconds, then hesitantly stepped into the middle of a pile of human bodies on the ground and asked again: "Who is the manager or the teller?"

A middle-aged woman raised her head blankly.

"Wha...what?" She looked more confused than scared at the moment, "What is that?"

"The clerk here! Who is it?"

"No, no..."

Is this bank fully automated?

Lin Sanjiu glanced at the small counter. Like the buildings, these small silver-gray counters, although roughly similar, do not have a regular shape. Each one looks more or less the same, either a little bigger here, or a little crooked there. There is a screen embedded in the center of each counter, and lines of incomprehensible text are floating on the screen. They were interrupted in the middle of the operation just now.

"What's the name of this place?" she asked, knocking on the counter.

"Enter and exit." The middle-aged woman replied obediently.

"What's it for?"

"If we need anything, or if we have extra things, just come here to register..." She frowned, "How come you don't know the entrance and exit?"

The development of the situation clearly left Bohemia unsatisfied. Her godfather dream was probably almost broken. She immediately pointed her index finger at the middle-aged woman and threatened: "Who said it was your turn to ask questions? Tell me, is there any money in this entrance and exit?"

Just when Lin Sanjiu suspected that the middle-aged woman would ask "What is money?", she replied: "The money is not here. What do you want money for?"

This question obviously also came to the minds of other people. Several people nearby raised their eyes and cast doubtful glances at the two of them. Knowing what money is, but still asking what you use the money for, can only make Lin Sanjiu infer that the "money" here is different from the "money" in their concept - "What is your money used for?" she asked, taking a step closer.

The tail of the whip trailed on the ground, rustling with her footsteps; the middle-aged woman's eyes turned to the ground, blinked twice, and then answered: "Our...? No, we have no money. But... …What else can money be used for, of course it’s for buying things.”

This conversation was getting more and more confusing as the conversation went on - the two looked at each other and felt that the other's words did not match the words they were talking about, and they acted so matter-of-factly that they had no idea what to say.

"Aren't you talking nonsense? We have to buy things with money." Ever since he heard that there was no money here, Bohemia deflated like a punctured balloon, and was a little unwilling: "Damn, If I see the guide again... So, do you know where the money is?"

The middle-aged woman shook her head.

"Wait, you have no money, how do you live your daily life?" Lin Sanjiu became suspicious, "Planned economy? The government distributes supplies?"

As soon as these words were said, someone not far away sighed lowly: "Oh, they are two mentally ill people."

……Fine.

"I don't understand what you mean." The middle-aged woman raised her chin towards the counter next to her. "Whenever we want something, we just come here and say it, and then go get it...it doesn't cost anything."

You just said clearly that money is used to buy things!

Even Lin Sanjiu couldn't help it - trying to get words out of the mouths of these people who didn't understand the situation was like two mice trying to find an exit in a maze. The more this middle-aged woman talked, the more she talked. They both became more and more confused. And I don’t know when, everyone slowly lowered their hands holding their heads, and they became a little more courageous. They started talking to each other.

"...Today is really unlucky, I have to go to the funeral..."

"Ah, congratulations! That's great!"

What a puzzling answer.

"My neighbor's child met a mentally ill person. Hey, I heard he had a bad temper..."

"Is Qingshan Mental Hospital undergoing renovations recently..."

"What's it called... amnesia, right? It's so pitiful. He won't get violent and hurt others, right?"

There were more and more whispers, and even through a pillowcase, Lin Sanjiu seemed to be able to feel Bohemia's rising anger. When she was about to say, "Be patient," she didn't expect that The middle-aged woman stood up gracefully. The panic and doubts she had just now were gone, replaced by a look of pity.

"It doesn't matter. If you don't understand anything, aunt will teach you. Alas, you are so young..." She never imagined that the fighting power of the two women beside her could make her disappear from the world in an instant. She gestured towards the counter screen and explained to Lin Sanjiu very enthusiastically: "Look, I was going to see my daughter. She just joined the army and finally had an open house. I planned to make one for her. Bring her favorite dishes. But there are no raw materials at home, so I came here to register...five kilograms of green noodles, five kilograms of meat, you can pick them up anytime."

With such an enthusiastic attitude, it makes people feel a little embarrassed to think that just now they were preparing to rob someone viciously. Lin Sanjiu said "Oh" twice, leaned over without embarrassment, and asked the unintelligible text: "Is this given by the government? Oh, just go to the supermarket to get it...here There is an army? How old is your girl?"

"Do the robbers still have sex with the hostages?"

Bohemia finally got angry, and used the bank-robbing index finger on Lin Sanjiu first, poking the latter to the point of jumping: "Ask where the money is!"

"In a society where there is no need for money, why do you insist on grabbing money?" Lin Sanjiu shouted at her in a low voice, then turned to the middle-aged aunt and smiled - even though she could not see it. "Don't worry, she has a bad temper...I heard someone say that you can still keep your income here. What's going on?"

"For example, if I take too much green powder and can't use it all, then I can come back to register and return the green powder to the supermarket." The middle-aged woman is very patient. "Or if I can't use all my salary income, I can also save it." Enter and exit the system so that other people who need it more can take it and use it after registering.”

Bohemia suddenly picked up a corner of the pillowcase.

"Saving money that you can't use up for others to use?" For the residents of the Twelve Realms who are short of supplies, there is only one explanation for this behavior: "I think you are the only ones with mental illness."

"What we save is not money..." the middle-aged woman argued blankly, "We don't need money in our lives."

If you continue to fall into this cycle of money coming and going, there will be no end. Lin Sanjiu hurriedly interrupted Bohemia and asked: "Where is the residence? Where is the car? Can it also be allocated according to needs?"

"Ah... It depends on the situation. Sometimes you can move in directly if there is a vacancy, and sometimes you have to wait. Today is a good day. If you register for a house today, I guess there will be a vacancy soon... The same goes for cars. ."

Who would still be willing to settle in a garbage dump?

Lin Sanjiu became more and more confused. She didn't look like she was lying, and he didn't know whether to believe her or not - one thing was clear: as bank robbers, they had really failed. Because all the twenty hostages stood up at this time, talking to them from far and near: "Don't be impulsive..." "Your illness can be cured."

If Bohemia was willing to eat people, Lin Sanjiu would be soaked in stomach acid by now. Seeing another floral pillowcase bulging with her breath, she was about to comfort Bohemia with a few words, when suddenly she heard a hostage say "ah": "Look, there's a police car coming outside!"

The two of them were startled at the same time - don't blame them for not being afraid, UU Reading www. uukanshu.net Since you are a robber, it is always necessary to be surprised - and then you become confused. As Evolutionaries, everything going on in this small hall is always under their surveillance. Although there were a lot of people talking just now, Lin Sanjiu was very sure that no one had called the police or even touched the screen or the counter. nothing.

How did they get the news?

The middle-aged woman breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good to be here. Your disease needs to be treated early... they will send you to the hospital."

In this world, it is really easy to identify people as mentally ill.

As soon as she learned that the police were outside, Bohemia finally found a place to vent her frustration. She rolled up her sleeves and walked towards the door. Lin Sanjiu hurriedly grabbed her arm and whispered: "Don't be impulsive." !”

"What are you doing? Do you want to have trouble with the police?"

"No, the conflict now is just delaying things! We need to find a safe place to stay, and we also need to find a great witch...I have a way," Lin Sanjiu said, feeling a little embarrassed himself, "...just not So pretty.”

But Bohemia didn't seem to listen.

"Hello--"

As soon as Lin Sanjiu shouted, she suddenly turned her head.

"Look, the person who just walked in," Bohemia said in a low voice, "...is also an evolver."

The publisher’s wife told me that in the second half of this year, books after the end of the world will be published one after another... In order to avoid the small mistakes in the first volume from happening again, I am currently revising them myself... What I tell you mainly means that in the event that the second volume There is another mistake in the second volume, I hope you can save some face for me. The second book is the Garden of Eden. Everyone, I read it and found that the deletions were okay, but the cruelty was actually retained! The content of the physical book may be different from the online content. After all, I am a person who can change whatever I want...