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The aboriginal people in the audience in the arena, accompanied by poor electronic disc fans, heard waves of sound, and the noisy and lively scene was about to overturn the non-existent ceiling.

Seeing the boiling scene, Bailang finally breathed a sigh of relief and finally met his psychological expectations.

To be honest, it was the first time that a super-large funeral reality show was held in a stadium-like place. Bailang was not used to it, and he did not do it properly. There were many omissions.

Although it would not be overturned at the scene, it exposed two flaws that seriously affected the effect of the ‘ritual’.

First, he lacks relevant experience in hosting large-scale stage programs. After stepping on the stage, his ability to mobilize the atmosphere of the scene largely relied on the effect of the title of [Funeral Master]. He directly used the temporary change of the [Wedding Master of Ceremonies] in his memory, and felt a sense of incongruity.

Don't talk about Bailang himself, even the audience in the stands are weird. Watching the drama inadvertently, I feel like a day of great joy, and seeing that lonely bronze coffin, I always feel shortcomings in my heart? It would be so romantic if you can become a double burial.

Bailang has never organized such a grand funeral on the spot, and the rhythm, expressiveness, and appeal are all flawed.

Before that, his most successful lavish funeral was last night's "Pink Electronic Music Festival". The success of this festival is essentially due to the fact that no outsider participated.

The people in charge of the background are his own pink furry rabbit and the vegetable man trained by his girlfriend who he does not recognize. The participants are daughters, apprentices, non-certified girlfriends, and various summons. Therefore, there is no unfamiliarity and stage fright. It is even more unnecessary to control the rhythm and adjust the atmosphere. Who dares not to give the boss face?

But today, it is very different.

As for the other fatal flaw, Bailang's too low [charm] attribute.

This thing is a flaw, not to mention far lower than the contractors of the same level, even the average value of the first level is not as good as the average value of the first level. This greatly affects his "funeral hosting effect", making it difficult for the audience to feel substituting.

Of course, if you turn on [The Charm of the Evil], he will also be a cool one B. But everyone with a bit of a brain understands that the people who came to watch the ceremony this time were all aborigines. This is the Ninja World, not Gotham. Where do ordinary people come from the ‘wicked’? Therefore, it is not only immune to [the charm of the wicked] infection, it is even more hostile, vigilant, and resistant.

Therefore, from the opening to the end of the fourth program, Bailang's "funeral effect" was mediocre, and at one time he felt self-doubt. Isn't it suitable to eat this bowl of rice?

Fortunately, although his personal charm is inferior to the level of a normal host, the quality of the programs at hand are all excellent: Carrying the Coffin Seven Ghosts Dance Step (Nin rabbit version), Sinking Demon Classical Funeral Orchestra (Four Heavenly Kings), Xiaotiangang Arhat Group ( 36 Hairy Rabbit), if you want to be a filial piety catwalk...

These are new boat shows that the residents of the Ninja world who lack cultural life have never seen before. They are full of curiosity and can keep watching. The buffering of each scene allowed them to gradually accept Bailang’s ‘funeral style’ until...

Until Salf was on the verge of being ordered to perform the lethal wind music "The Death of the Chrysanthemum Shiro's Radiation Sickness" in the fifth scene, the audience was finally deeply impressed by the charming little face on the big screen. attract.

Even if she played an unheard of deadly magic sound, the audience still fell into infatuation and intoxication with painful faces, and chose to forgive in pain and happiness.

After all, she is so cute and like an angel, how could she have bad thoughts? ! The sound of the flute is so heart-piercing, and it fully makes us feel the pain of the deceased's family members when they hear the bad news suddenly.

Xiao Fufu's solo performance ended and was a big success. The white waves who dominated this "funeral" clearly felt that the "funeral increase effect" had begun to rise steadily through feedback on the title, and immediately found the trick.

Next, Ophelia, who was naturally beautiful, took the stage to sing, and then the hard-core agricultural fitness loli went on stage to fight, finally igniting the atmosphere of the scene and cheering.

In the second half of the funeral performance, after careful consideration, Bai Lang directly used the "Nightmare Demon Realm" in public to give a large-scale group suggestion in the home of unfamiliar forces, initiating mental pollution and brainwashing, and completely controlling the emotions of the audience.

Together with the "Great Wailing Down San Sad Music and Magic Sounds", the frenetic and restless atmosphere was integrated into one's own "funeral ceremony".

The final movie version of "The Pure Land of Bliss" firmly suppressed the ‘dirty spirits’ in the coffin. And the [Soul Gathering Stele] engraved with the core values ​​was dropped, blasting, isolating, and cutting off the connection between the ‘dirty heroic spirit’ and the ‘black mud pure land’, completely superfluous and wiped out.

The obliteration of the filthy heroic spirits made it steadily released and diffused and disappeared. It was like purifying the audience's mind, no longer heavy and relaxed, and then ushered in bursts of cheers.

With his full preparation, the funeral of driving the ducks to the shelves ended smoothly. At the same time, the title of [Funeral Master] worn has also been slightly enhanced.

…

Time went backwards, just as Bailang gradually found a sense. From being jerky to proficient, when ready-made viewers were mobilized to shout together with Mai, information about him was quickly placed on the desk of the ‘White Dwarf Team’ and was being discussed.

The first thing that was dug up was naturally his experience during Konoha, mainly related to the ‘Physics Blood Witch Doctor’. Many low-level paparazzi information manuals eaten by Konoha mixed rice have information about "Uchiha Chashu Mushroom".

No one can imagine that such a professional who can purify the filthy earth and heroic spirits could be an excellent doctor? The contractors in charge of the discussion had to sigh with emotion that the wonderful workmanship of the paradise can always raise some ghosts and talents.

Immediately afterwards, more secret and explosive secrets were unearthed. It turns out that extraordinary medical talent is just a disguise, his true profession is a heresy in the belief system [Profane Priest]!

Moreover, Altland's last appearance in the Shinobi world was when he was swept out by the'Takigakura Village'. That is, he has been severely injured, lingering and panting is no different from a dead person, and he deserves to return to paradise. Unexpectedly, in just a few days, he would return to the world, and he would be no different from a healthy person, no! Become stronger!

What is it that caused a deadly vitality to be destroyed on the street and return to the top? What is it that, on the basis of ‘Doctor + Sacrifice’, continue to develop across borders and three habitats, and reach the ‘Highest Realm’ beyond the reach of the world in the field of ‘Purification and Elimination of Demons’? Even the evil of this world can be purified!

Is this a distortion of ___ or is it corrupted by ___?

As the investigation deepened, Bailang had too many questions and doubts, and they couldn't figure it out even if they scratched their heads. In the end, all the arrows pointed to the ‘dream magic’ he performed in the second half of this super-large on-site funeral celebration.

Although they admit that the contractor of ‘Altland’ is very good and can reach the level of proficiency or even advanced in the fields of ‘medicine, martial arts, theology, folklore and funeral’.

But the mere second-tier newcomers, even if they have a background against the sky, there should be a limit. You can't send away the helpless ‘black mud’ of the third-tier peak by strength?

So, what is it that makes a dead man come back to life and shine even with black mud?

There is only one answer! It is his extremely rare [Profane Priest] profession.

After being abandoned by the gods he believed in and turned into a waste, this son's luck was against the sky, and when he was desperate, he was once again selected by a mysterious, generous and powerful new **** to become the spokesperson.

Only miracles can resurrect a dead man with blood, just like Brother **** was resurrected three days later. Only a higher-level **** can give the spokesperson the power of the evil of this world.

This point can also be confirmed from the ‘funeral scene’ held by Bailang.

The essence of ‘funeral’ is a kind of ‘ritual’, and the essence of ritual trajectory lies in sacrifice. Bailang's actions in the secret residence can be understood as his [Profane Sacrifice] using seemingly alternative methods (rituals) to call out the gods behind the link, and use the "funeral" program to hold large-scale rituals to gather power to obliterate Chaodu. 'Foul Earth Heroes'.

Only this inference can solve the mystery, and it is justified and logical.

In the meeting room, many contractors discussed:

"It's really bad luck. Not only was the injury healed, but he also encountered a **** who specializes in restraining the ‘dirty spirit’."

"Yeah, really lucky."

"This profession is so amazing. It can continuously change the core Dayuan system. In just one task, continuously switch multiple career systems, each of which is comparable to an expert, and even the third-tier'evil in this world' cannot be restrained. Can be removed."

"But the hidden dangers and shortcomings are equally huge. His core source is just a castle in the air, without a foundation, relying on alms and rewards from the gods. The low-level does not see the problem, but when it breaks through the fourth-level, it is a beautiful display. Others The contractor is a big tree, and he just clings to the climbing vines of the tree."

As the investigation deepened, the members of the White Dwarf Star Cluster who were in charge of observing and inspecting the White Waves were surprised to find that after the end of his large stage funeral show, he not only super-purified the black mud hero, but also connected the data behind it. , And delete the library permanently.

At first, this member was still a little disbelief, thinking that he had made a mistake.

But soon, after communicating with Bailang, he decided to use the sacred relic left by the ‘dirty spirit’ to conduct another ‘dirty summon’.

As a result, even if the ‘Holy Relic’ was used, there was no second ‘Unclean Spirit’ to respond. This result has once again refreshed the team's cognitive limit of Whitecaps.

Those who pass his mourners are not only purified and supernatural, but even the data behind them are permanently obliterated from the database of the Hall of Spirits, and they can no longer summon a second spirit of the same concept.

It can be said: cut grass and roots to eliminate future troubles. This is a rare maternal burial wizard in a century!

…

At noon that day, the team held Bailang in their hands as if they were a baby, and signed a series of considerate cooperation terms.

Then, Bailang communicated with the contractor team in detail and decided to choose a new location instead of holding a concert-style funeral in the ‘big game arena’.

This kind of ‘stage funeral’ is difficult to give full play to his talents. Compared with such "stage show funerals", Bailang prefers and is more proficient in the "Oriental traditional zero-distance interactive funerals".

The white dwarf team is also eager to eliminate the ‘hidden danger of black mud’, and naturally they are obedient to his request. Not only provided a large number of idle aborigines to serve as spectators, but also actively recruited a large number of ‘gourmet ninja’ proficient in culinary arts, adding to the ‘burial’ the sublimated soul part of ‘serving food and eating banquet’.

…

In the following time, Bailang frequently switched titles, and with the cooperation of this team, launched one after another ‘funeral’. Even burying the filthy earth heroes, they are also trying and making mistakes, collecting data, experiencing rituals, and perfecting procedures.

He treats the funeral event as a super funeral ceremony. The purpose is to mobilize the enthusiasm of the audience, integrate the thoughts little by little, and strengthen the sense of involvement, so that the audience can participate in the process. The'recognition + influence' is refined and twisted into a single unit in a ritual way, and transformed into'the power of funeral'.

If the process is complicated and cumbersome, the ‘audience’ cannot feel the same. Then the last part of ‘Serving’ can undoubtedly stimulate the audience’s simplest take advantage and gain happiness through appetite.

Even if the taste of the dishes is not good, but the refreshing feeling that I take advantage of, there will be no less.

If not only the food is delicious, but the funeral process is cumbersome and takes a long time, then every participant will be starved at the end, and then fed and eaten, which will surely stimulate recognition and satisfaction to the greatest extent.

After this positive emotion is collected and processed by the ‘ritual’, it is transformed into a force capable of suppressing and resisting the ‘backlash of the dead’.

In the second, third...fifth funeral, Bailang not only sent away the heroic spirits with different funeral rituals, but also understood more of the "mortal funeral", and was deeply moved by the loss. The "Fugui Maru" he was cut off in his funeral career.

If, he can get rich and powerful pill to help him in the funeral. Then, once the [Magic Taunt Girl Transformation] is activated, it must instantly become the focus of the grave!

Compulsory eye-catching + passive compulsory viewing~www.NovelMTL.com~ can play a finishing touch to the funeral. Bailang no longer has to rack his brains to mobilize the emotions at the scene to infect everyone. Fuguimaru waved a wave of ‘ridicule’, no one could turn his head and glance to open his eyes. It must be a compulsory view. Moreover, Fugui is proficient in dance, acrobatics, BGM, lighting special effects, magic transformation is even more soul-stirring.

With this baocai on stage, the audience has almost seen a ghost, and the ‘funeral force’ behind this hasn’t blown out? !

Bailang originally had the [Evil Wailing Sky-Magic Sound Rules], and Fu Fu had the [Evil Spirit Shirakawa Genius-Dynamic DJ Playing Rules]. If the two can simultaneously bless the'rich and honor', it will naturally be a strong alliance. A "self-written, self-directed, self-acted" shocking ancient and modern **** funeral punk is staged!

In short, without [Fugui Wan] relying solely on Bailang's own funeral, it is not truly complete.

At the end of five funerals, the white waves earning a small amount of 1,000 embers, eating the "white feast" that the chefs burned with chakras, felt that they could fight another 500 games!

At the same time sighed: "With the help of wealth and honor, the six ways can be buried!"

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