Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 648: I am your kind big brother!

With the birth of the first ‘behave’ in this mission, and other people were also affected by the atmosphere. After being ‘passive and beha’, Bailang clapped his hands with satisfaction, attracting everyone’s attention:

"Very good, very good! Everyone is sensible and cooperative, which makes me happy. You don't need to be nervous. I am actually very kind and hate violence. But I can only kill chickens and monkeys when I am in a hurry. This friend is safe and sound, and even the hidden roots of disease and curse have been eradicated at the same time. It is really gratifying. Are you right?"

The newcomers nodded numbly, and agreed again and again: "Welcome and congratulations!" and "Welcome and congratulations!" ×18

"Okay! Everyone is quiet!" Bai Lang suddenly straightened his chest, his momentum changed, and his voice suddenly became excited and loud:

"Now! I'll say it again. I am, the second-order contractor, the golden spirit. Altland! It is here to save you! Our high-order contractor is the best of you, big brother!!! This mission In the meantime, if you have anything you don’t understand, you can ask me, I will, kindly tell you! Now, please do it, introduce yourself! Everyone introduce their job, ability, name! Start with you !"

After that, Bai Lang pointed to the plaid shirt closest to him, and the other party suddenly panicked and flinched: "I am..."

Before he could speak, the silly fufu jumped out, interrupted the other party's spellcasting and chanting.

Tim also got excited, and said, "I can't hear you at all! You can't hear! You are not a man!"

Ophelia spoke weakly: "Please say it again."

The whole year was shocked by the physical therapy of my mother’s waist. Suddenly, he felt aroused, and immediately realized the spirit of the captain, and merged into the team with kindness: "Come over, start over! You are so quiet, you still want to be a contractor?"

"Yes!" The man in a checkered shirt with black eye bags and haggard eyes gritted his teeth and stood up, shouting: "My name! Xue Hong!!! I'm a programmer! Good at network maintenance!!!"

Seeing that these newcomers are almost all of Oriental race, they seem to come from the same region, and he asked: "Which continent do you come from?"

"Dongli."

"Next!"

Ma Nong No. 2 went out and shouted: "Li Zhengyin! Programmer! Specialty programming, Donglizhou XXX Technology Co., Ltd. employee!"

Bai Lang nodded with satisfaction: "Okay! Very energetic! Next one!"

"Zhang...Zhang Da?"

"Inaudible!" Silly fufu jumped out and continued to booze.

Ophelia said weakly: "I can't hear, it's too soft!"

Tim rolled up his sleeves and shouted with all his strength, "No energy! Not a man! Come over!"

"Come over! Come over again!" Five Fireball Zangyu also shouted, enjoying the authority of the predecessors.

As soon as Bai Lang [Wicked Charm] opened, he threatened: "What? Didn't you hear?"

Waist: "Don't look away, don't look around!"

Tim: "Are you standing upright? I want to admit it, get beaten and stand firm!"

Bailang: "In the world of trials, the second-order contractor said that he could not hear, but he could not hear! Come on!"

The newcomers introduced one by one, and Bailang listened and remembered. The three are beautiful, stylishly dressed, and have long legs. They are a group of models. The two nurses pretend to know each other. They are not beautiful but handsome. They are surgical assistants. The pajama duo is a pair of flight attendants, and the aunt is alone.

The strong man and the thin bamboo pole who came forward in the men's team are a pair of long-distance running partners; the handsomest and most powerful little white face is alone; the well-behaved and his cowardly yellow-haired squad enter the paradise at the same time. The three coders are colleagues of the same company.

Finally, the white old man, the potbellied medicine sales, the eccentric boy, and the non-existent guy who claims to be a salesman, who is good at communication and has affinity, are all single people and don't know each other.

These 20 people are from Kunxu Island where he is located, and Dongli Island where Zoumei's hometown is located. And generally there is no background, ordinary people who have heard of "paradise" but have a little knowledge, and have not received any extraordinary power training in their lives, it is easy to die at first sight.

The only exception is the old white priest who claims to believe in a god.

"Albert, do you believe in a true **** in Donglizhou? What is its name? Is it in a awakened state? Have you ever responded to you believers? Give strength?"

The old white man had a kind face and made a pious mark before him, and then said: "Mr. Contractor, the name of the true **** cannot be profaned. My lord really exists and has a long history of faith. Every year, he responds to the oracle of the archbishop. You can call us. The "Universal Enzyme God Cult", the universal enzyme is a gift from our Lord, has the miraculous effect of health and longevity, resisting pollution and erosion. Oral administration can treat insomnia, and external application can treat hair loss."

Speaking of this, the three maunong brothers, whose hairline is taller than one, suddenly shine. They are also in Donglizhou. At the same time, I also know that there are thousands of sects on the mainland, and there are many true gods and false gods. I did not expect that there are such simple sects that can exist for many years and have a long history. At first glance, they have the ability.

"Almighty Enzyme God?!"

The White Wave, who originally had some hopes and illusions about the true **** of another continent, was instantly splashed with cold water and stood on the spot blankly. How can all trash be deified? It’s not as good as Shirakawa’s little genius to force the rating to be so low. Somogo’s religious threshold is too low, right?

At this time, he looked at little Tim probingly, hoping that the aboriginal would give him a little answer. After all, he is a stranger who has traveled through the first half of a year, and spends most of his time in the paradise, and has no understanding of the customs outside the sanctuary.

The little girl also shook her head blankly: "I haven't heard that there are many small churches of this kind in Tanduzhou. Usually, villages and towns are the foundation of faith. The population of a small town can often coexist several gods to help resist pollution and erosion, and Cooperate with some factories. The poor people are even enslaved by large factories, working overtime 24 hours a day, all year round."

Bai Lang's eyes widened suddenly: "Are you sure that is God?"

"It's just a little god. My grandfather once said that on our farm, he also raised a **** who was used to plow the land. Unfortunately, he was too weak and broke his faith. He ate too much, and eventually died of exhaustion and was taken to grow mushrooms. Up."

Bailang doesn't want to speak anymore. After this return, he must have a deep understanding of Somogo's spirit system and the relationship between the gods and Paradise.

Why is the "blind girl" able to leave her mark in different mission worlds, while the farming gods raised by Tim's family are used to grow mushrooms?

It doesn’t seem to be so low-key that your own "Mao Mao Coffee Club" does not have to be so low-key? Can a young genius start a cram school grandiosely?

Shaking his head to shake off these thoughts, he calmed down, and it is necessary to unify the thoughts of this group of newcomers during vacation now. Train as a mature contractor as soon as possible, learn to do your own tasks, and don't delay your own wealth plan.

"Well, we have known each other before, and we will be companions and family in the future. You will recall carefully, everyone who was selected into the paradise has already died once. Your life is given to the paradise, and you want to live, You must complete the task and prove your worth, and the paradise will not support the waste."

Hearing Bailang's words, involving his own life and death, the talents broke free from the previous "shadows of on-site teaching", fell into memories, and showed horrified or dazed expressions one after another.

"I remember, I was pushed down the elevator by that bastard!" The aunt who recalled the cause of death was the first to yell at her. Bai Lang gathered in her indignant curse and analyzed that she was snatching reduced-price vegetables with other grandpas and aunts in the supermarket. Was pushed down the elevator and fell to death.

The two nurse sisters recalled everything early and believed Bailang's statement. Although the nurses' uniforms were as white as new, the two clearly remembered that they were broken into the operating room with a knife, and the vicious out-of-control thugs stabbed many vital points in a row.

"Can you participate in the operation?" Bai Lang's eyes lit up, his professional shaman needs more assistants to set off B.

At that time, Xiao Fufu stepped on the bench to perform the operation. He only needs to use his mouth to guide, occasionally summon the "Mother of Mercy" to bless the magic, and then let the two new girls wipe sweat, massage, and pour tea for themselves. The pyramid level is immediately distinct.

What is a miscellaneous soldier, what is a main force, and what is a boss?

"We are still in the internship period." A little bolder, the girl named Liao Jia replied.

"Very well, this world is very dangerous. You two will follow her and be a handmaid by her side. I will find a way to arrange the extraordinary power of'healing' for you, and it will not be a waste of what you have learned for many years." Pointed to Xiao Fufu and raised her a level.

Xiao Fufu immediately smiled into a flower, and the two girls were grateful, as if they had caught a life-saving straw, giving them a little more sense of security. The others also changed their attitudes and looked forward to it.

"what about you?"

Bai Lang turned his head to look at the programmer trio, two of them looked confused, with an expression of disbelief that they were dead. On the contrary, the third person knew the inside story and looked tangled and unwilling.

According to the records of the ‘Guide’s Handbook’, it’s important to start the game with a newcomer. It is not only necessary to establish authority, but also to win trust at the beginning, and establish the core spirit of the team to create a good atmosphere.

In this case, an army must first be clear about what it is fighting for. It must have goals and motivation, so that it will not be scattered and united. The hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead. Therefore, initial communication is very important. After the duck egg hatches, the duck sees you at the first glance. Can it build trust and win recognition?

Bailang believes that it is best to start with the cause of death. Death itself is a kind of stimulus, and it is brought up by him at this moment, forcing the other party to remember, and then analyzing it in depth, thereby further deepening the stimulus.

At the same time, when understanding the cause of death of the other party, it can not only analyze a lot of intelligence, but also give hints and guidance. Taking advantage of the unfamiliar opportunities around them when they just entered the paradise, increase their mental stimulation and leave psychological hints to facilitate future training.

It just so happens that Jidu possesses the priesthood of [Dreamland]. He only needs to guide him, plant spiritual leads, and then add material to his dreams, and change them unconsciously, without worrying that these newcomers are out of control.

"You guys are indeed dead!" said Li Zhengyin, one of the code farmers.

Zhang Da questioned: "I clearly remember it was late at night, and the three of us worked overtime together to catch up on tasks in the company. The building has security guards and it is very safe. How could we die?"

"Sudden death is sudden death!" Coder Li looked unbearable. "It was already 4:30 in the morning and I was too sleepy. When I got up to make the sixth cup of espresso, I saw you and Xue Hong both lying on the desk. I don’t understand, the screen made continuous space keystrokes, and I realized that something was wrong."

Coder Xue looked surprised: "I and Lao Li are dead? I remember that when I was drinking the seventh cup of coffee, the blood vessels in my head were very painful and I was a little dizzy. I wanted to sleep for a while."

"I also remember that I made the sixth cup of espresso at three o'clock."

"Good guys, you guys drank more than me, no wonder, no wonder!" Ma Nong Li sighed with emotion.

Bailang was shocked to hear, what kind of blessed ghost company is this? Does staying up late to cultivate immortality rely on coffee to compete for cultivation? But he suddenly thought of the Tim’s **** who was taken to grow mushrooms after he died of ploughing the fields. This Somogo is a little different from the world in which I remembered eating the king’s meal and sticking to the family property.

"Wait, you make things clear, how did the three of you die?"

"Sudden death, both of them died suddenly. When I went to the bathroom at 3:30, Xiao Xue was the first to get down. I thought he was sleepy, but Zhang was still fighting. The second time it was 4:30, I When I got up to make coffee, I found Lao Zhang was also lying on the keyboard, and the blanks kept ringing. I stepped forward and found that Lao Zhang had died of breath, but his body was still warm. Xiao Xue was already cold."

Having said this, the eldest farmer had a lingering fear on his face, and the two colleagues were even more pale when they learned of their death. An unexpected surprise, and a great horror afterwards.

After other people listened, they felt pity and sadness in their hearts.

The "behaved" whose personality was corrected by Bailang also sighed and said: "Amitabha Buddha, let the two donors go well!"

"Wait, what's the matter with you? Aren't you dead?" Ma Nong Xue reacted and looked at Ma Nong Li and asked.

"Me?" He laughed at himself at first, then his expression was a bit stubborn and viciously said, "I was so scared at the time, I called my boss, and then the boss stopped the alarm and said he wanted to come and see in person. He tried to hold me down at the time. , Said that he would give me a sum of money and a compensation for your two family members. I actually believed it."

"Then what?" Hearing Lao Li talking about the compensation, Lao Zhang, who already had a family, immediately became concerned.

"Then the boss came and said a lot of nice things, and promised that as long as I didn't call the police, he would give me a sum of money. Then, when I was carrying you, he hit my head with an ashtray from behind." Feeling the back of the aching head, angrily said.

He was too frightened at the time, and he was fascinated by ghosts before he was fooled and beaten to death in the office.

Bailang didn't understand Somogo's law at all, and it was from Donglizhou's side, but still secretly 666 in his heart, Somogo's fortune was more fierce than the earth, and the boss was even more fierce.

May there be no overtime in the cemetery! I would like to call you the "Three Masters of Sudden Death".

Then, he suddenly spoke and encouraged: "The three of you don't fight, you die. And keep this hatred in your heart. There is no overtime in the paradise, only the strength with your hands is getting stronger step by step. Waiting for this mission At the end, you are no longer mortals, but avengers with extraordinary powers. Let alone revenge against your boss, even if you don't rely on code codes, you can live easily and smartly, and you will become masters from now on!"

As for encouragement, Bailang will also focus on marking the ‘Three Masters of Sudden Death’. Anyone who can be worked overtime to the point of sudden death is a person of good character and hardworking.

Those who are incapable of sneaking and **** are not qualified to be left to work crazy overtime. In the same way, those talented and temperamental, unruly generations, will not be pinched by the boss, staying in the company and even drinking the seven-fold espresso will not resist.

Such an honest person who is submissive and capable is a reliable subordinate. Marked, as the backbone of the key training!

Afterwards, he looked at the strong man and the thin bamboo pole. These two men can stand up for the pajama girl, at least in terms of courage than others.

Soon, Bailang also knew the cause of their deaths. These two were with him in Kunxu Island, just in time for the Great Demon Tide. The brawny Dou Yong insisted on going his own way, running long-distance transportation at night on the road, and soaring soaring.

Their trucks have been specially modified to ignore the impact of ordinary small monsters, crushing **** all the way, every monster will speed up and blaze a trail of blood. As a result, a special monster was crushed to death in the middle of the road, and then he was chased by a larger monster, knocked over by a truck, and fell off a cliff.

After recalling the cause of death, Mahan sighed again and again, complaining that his companion was driving regardless of safety and danger. Dou Yong cursed, expressing his willingness to obey Bailang's instructions, but he must be given the power to fight against the monsters.

"When Lao Tzu goes back, he must be crushed to death!"

Bailang encouraged: "Well, don't worry, as long as you follow my command, you will be able to get the power of revenge. After growing up for a period of time, the contractor of the paradise can accept some missions against the demonic tide and hunting monsters in the main world. Earn rewards."

"Okay! I don't want a sports car for a long time, and it's quick to get money from hunting monsters! Old horse, we are together."

As for the others, the causes of death were relatively common. Xiao Bailiang was stabbed in a bar and he lost too much blood to rescue him; the drug seller claimed to be killed by a competitor; the old priest of Almighty Enzyme was assassinated and killed by a heretical church.

When it was the turn of the two flight attendants in nightdresses, the young and innocent girl shook her head in confusion. She remembered something, but hesitated to say it.

Putting into the empty eyes, the more mature and beautiful big sister, after experiencing the stimulation of Bailang's "on-site treatment", gradually regained her look. And after listening to the trials and gains in Paradise, he came alive completely.

The other party asked for a cigarette from the strong man~www.NovelMTL.com~ and took a sip after it was lit, and explained: "I know how we died. Yesterday I received a call from the captain, saying that he had contacted a list, one The rich second generation made a big deal and asked us to go to a birthday party. The man saw you in the first class and asked you to accompany him by name. I also made a living by the way."

The little girl nodded: "I remember they forced me to drink, and then I can't remember."

"After you were drunk, the group of people used strong to you, you resisted desperately, and then the rich second generation went crazy, covered you with a pillow, and then missed."

Bai Lang secretly said that this girl is really good physique, she has a fatal attraction?

"Then Sister Fan, how about you?"

"I drank too much and was forced to take a bunch of medicines. I don't know if I was smothered or poisoned? Isn't this coming back to life anyway? If you want revenge, just work hard."

When this elder sister speaks, her face is calm, making Bailang treat each other differently, she is a manufacturable material, mark it!

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