Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"You should probably wear some pants." Sheldon pointed to the video footage from the toy car on Howard's laptop. You could clearly see what Penny was wearing under her skirt.

"Ah~" Petunia exclaimed, covering her skirt and running away. As a licking dog, Leonard hesitated between licking Petunia and continuing to admire the scenery under Petunia's skirt. In the end, the latter prevailed, and his footsteps finally Not a step moved.

This is life. Ron couldn't help but sigh in his heart as he looked at the four scientists who were talking about how Howard would perform "Jewish" surgery on his robot body after he turned into a robot.

This is life~ It’s not fun to fight and kill every day~

Even if he was sitting on the sofa and watching Sheldon and Leonard arguing over a letter inviting them to speak, Ron didn't want to see Uncle Fried Chicken or the ugly face of Hank's brother-in-law, the chemist.

Whatever the reason, selling drugs is just not right.

"Ron," Howard, Rajesh and the two ghosts Chongchong came over again: "When will you be free to take us to the bar again recently?"

"Why, are those two girls you hooked up with in the bar last time not settled yet?" Ron looked at the two of them in surprise.

Like the two tattooed female-level girls who had an argument with Caroline last time, based on his understanding of these two little perverts, they were already rare and top-notch.

Ron obviously saw them entering the hotel together, right? No way?

Is it true that someone can’t even take a girl to a hotel?

Howard's face looked a little embarrassed: "It was fine at first, until when I was helping them take off their clothes, the tattoo sleeve was accidentally hung up by the ring, and the tattoo sleeve was worn..."

Okay, this is the most ridiculous reason Ron has ever heard, but it is so natural when it appears on these two weirdos: "Okay, can I know where your tattoo sleeves are hung by the rings? ?”

"above below!"

The two color embryos replied at the same time, and then looked at each other.

"Lucky dog!" Howard looked envious: "I just took it off!"

"Okay, it's not impossible to take you to the bar again, but I need you to do something for me~" Ron took advantage of the situation.

He just didn't know how to trick Howard into doing work for him, but he didn't expect that not only would he deliver it to his door, but he would also buy one and get one free and give him a ride with Rajesh.

"Of course!" Four eyes stared at Ron excitedly: "Even if you want us to help you rob a bank together, it's no problem!"

Ron waved his hand: "Calm down, my man, don't worry, if I plan to rob a bank one day, I will never ask you to join me. You two together can't even lift a bag of money."

"I just need you to help me make some high-tech toys. Among the people I know, you are probably the only one who can do this. Of course, I will pay you wages."

Seeing Ji Ji lower his head in shame due to lack of physical strength, Ron quickly comforted him.

To be honest, in the United States, a place full of idiots with happy education, it couldn't be easier to find a few muscular guys like him, and there are quite a few among his classmates!

But it is extremely difficult to find a few decent technical talents.

This is not to say that the United States has few scientific and technological talents. As the most powerful country, the siphon effect of the United States on talents around the world is still huge, but most of them are in high-tech companies and campuses. It is not easy to fool people in such places.

Ron was not arrogant enough to think that the modest funds he had in hand could support the establishment of a scientific research project, and besides, when he thought about it, there was no need to go to such trouble.

Just let Rajesh be responsible for the design, and Howard be responsible for the hands-on work. Just modify the existing similar remote-controlled toys. Ron briefly explained his ideas and requirements to the two little perverts, and Howard agreed almost without thinking. Come down.

"Is this really okay?" Ron had every reason to suspect that Howard was tricking him.

"Of course it's no problem, it's just a quadcopter. At most, it has a remote control sensor and the storage space you mentioned." Howard confidently reopened the computer and started designing.

Rajesh also contributed a little wisdom from time to time to make his design more perfect, and even the quarrel between Sheldon and Leonard next to them didn't affect them.

"These letters are from the Institute of Experimental Physics. They hope that we can give a paper lecture on the properties of supersolids at a conference with the theme of Bose-Einstein condensation."

Leonard raised his voice, and his excitement almost overflowed from his body, which was slightly shorter than ordinary people.

"I know, I saw it before throwing it away." Sheldon opened the refrigerator to find some water.

Leonard expressed confusion: "Allow me to explain the problem more clearly. Why did you throw it away?"

"Because I'm not interested in sitting in the rose room at the Marriott International Hotel in front of people who don't know me but like to judge me. They won't realize that the person giving the speech in front of them is a real genius!"

Ron shrugged helplessly, the smell was still familiar, the recipe was familiar, and Sheldon was still as narcissistic as ever.

"I don't know if it would be a pity for you not to go," Howard joined in the conversation without raising his head while drawing a design drawing: "Their celebration afterwards will be awesome~"

"Yeah~" Rajesh nodded in agreement: "Their celebration party was great. You can really eat Boston lobster as you like. If you don't want to go, how about giving me your place?"

It has to be said that Indians’ love of petty gains is deeply ingrained in their bones, even among India’s top wealthy families like Rajesh.

"What I care about is not the celebration party." Leonard said angrily.

"Of course I know that what you care about is not the celebration, but the feeling of being noticed, right? Dr. Hofstadter, to be honest, in your case, I really recommend that you see a psychiatrist."

Ron pointed out Leonard's fragile little mind without mercy.

"Ron, this is the most correct thing I think you have said in the more than 20 years I have known you~" Sheldon looked at his brother with admiration for the first time. Ron did not move his buttocks and took off his hat on the sofa. Express thanks.

It's really not easy to get praise from Sheldon.

"I don't need a psychiatrist." Leonard denied: "Sheldon, we have to go to this."

"No, I'm not going."

"Okay, you can go or not, but I'm going to participate anyway." Leonard decided not to communicate with the unreasonable Sheldon and was about to go back to the room to find clothes.

Sheldon refused: "No, you can't either, because I'm the first author."

"Don't be ridiculous, the reason you're the first author is because it's in alphabetical order!"

"I made you think that so that you wouldn't have to face the shameful fact that I came up with this paper. I didn't mean to say it so bluntly, but the fact is, I feel sorry for you."

After saying that, Sheldon didn't forget to add "You're welcome" to end the conversation.

The two scientists who were helping Ron with the "toy" design couldn't help but raise their heads, and even they felt that the atmosphere was obviously becoming tense.

PS: After the next update, don’t wait any longer. I’m going to work tomorrow (I’m taking a day off~). I guarantee that you can see the new chapter when you wake up tomorrow morning, and it will not be included in tomorrow’s third update.