Daily life of an American TV drama agent

A hippopotamus, about the size of a jeep, swallowed Sheldon's entire upper body in one gulp, leaving only a discarded shoe in place.

Fortunately, the hippo didn't look at the other people again after swallowing Sheldon, and burped and got back into the water.

"Ron, Sheldon was eaten!"

"Oh my God! Help him!"

"Don't worry," Ron heard some strange noises in the sky and stopped a few otakus who had never seen the world before pointing to the sky. Immediately, Sheldon's game image came with the sound of howling wind and screams. fell to the ground.

"Are you okay? Sheldon?" Ron reached out and pulled him up.

"No! It's not good at all! It was so disgusting just now. What the hell is this place? A big monster who has never brushed his teeth once in his life can swallow another clean person into his mouth. inside?"

"A place where you can die if you are not careful. Also, to correct your statement, with your current appearance of a big man, I highly doubt you have taken a shower for at least three days."

"Hey! Now is not the time to dwell on such small things. What just happened, Sheldon?" Leonard carefully checked that Sheldon was fine and asked quickly.

"I was standing by the river just now, and then I was suddenly swallowed. When I opened my eyes again, I was already falling at an altitude of 300 meters. Generally speaking, people would definitely be killed by falling to this height, but I It's okay, this damn place, doesn't it have to follow Newtonian classical mechanics?"

Ron couldn't help but smile. He never expected that after Sheldon was reborn, the first question that came to his mind was not why he died and came back to life, but that this place did not follow Newtonian classical mechanics.

Well, that's very Sheldon.

"That's a hippopotamus. They are omnivores. They can sprint as fast as a horse and their bite force can reach 8,100 Newtons." As soon as Sheldon finished complaining, Leonard's mouth immediately became like a machine gun and he beeped no. Stop: “Oh my God, how could I say this?”

Leonard himself was shocked by his reaction.

"You are a zoologist." Howard's eyes lit up, remembering Leonard's character setting: "Hi, guys, we seem to have entered the game. Come on, recall the character setting we just looked at. , there may be some useful information on it that can help us, and what do the three stripes on my wrist mean? Do you have any?"

"Everyone seems to have one," Rajesh looked around and said, "Sheldon, why do you have two?"

"Because he just spent a life, if my guess is correct. This should be the number of times we can be reborn, just like the lives in Contra." Ron took over.

"Then what happens if we use up all three lives? Exit the game?"

"It may be that you die directly. I suggest you not to try." Ron rolled his eyes at him, but just as he was halfway rolling his eyes, the impatience in Ron's eyes immediately turned into consternation.

Because he saw countless hippos emerging from the grass. Together with the hippos that had just dived back into the water, they were not full at all, but were calling their companions to eat together.

You are so kind~

"Run! The hippopotamus is here to eat! Anyone who doesn't want to be lunch, run away!"

Before Ron could finish speaking, the other four little otakus had already started running away. When Ron turned around, the four of them had already disappeared.

"Unloyal guy!" Ron cursed secretly and followed quickly.

The five people were chased by the hippo and ran for five minutes before finally running out of the forest and onto a path. Just as they were about to take a breather, a jeep drove up the path and stopped in front of them.

"Dr. Yongshi! Welcome to Yumanji!" The familiar driver suddenly stunned the five people. The door of the jeep opened by itself as if it had an automatic sensor: "Stop standing there stupidly, hurry up. boarding!"

However, Sheldon only has the appearance of Dr. Yongshi but does not have the same heart as Dr. Yongshi: "No, I can't feel the stranger's car! And your car looks dirty, and there are countless bacteria on it... …”

"What time is it? Come up here!" Ron could vaguely hear the footsteps of the hippopotamus behind him, and pushed Hilton angrily. However, something embarrassing happened. With this push, he actually There was no push, and Ron couldn't help but blush.

"Get in the car quickly! Otherwise I guarantee you will be swallowed by the sticky and dirty mouth again!"

This time, Sheldon finally got into the car obediently.

As soon as Sheldon fastened his seat belt, he immediately asked with a vigilant face: "Where are you taking us?"

However, the driver seemed not to have heard it at all and kept talking to himself: "Dr. Yongshi, a famous archaeologist and international explorer, as we all know, your brave adventures have been all over the seven continents. I can see you there." , I feel deeply honored, and I can say without blushing that you are a very handsome man."

"Hi! You have such a sweet mouth. If knowing people's names is a kind of wisdom, you are much smarter than the next four. Leonard, I'm starting to like this guy."

Sheldon was so praised that he almost grinned from ear to ear: "Archaeologist and adventurer, if you put it this way, wouldn't I be Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark? I like this setting."

"Hey! Why are you Indiana Jones? From the name, I know that this role should be mine. I am the real Indian!" Rajesh said unconvinced.

"Teenage Killer, Ruby Rundhouse, welcome to Yumanji, I eagerly await your arrival. As you know, this place is in extreme danger and we hope you can break the curse."

"Curse? What curse?"

"Genius Professor Shelly..."

As soon as Howard spoke, the driver couldn't wait to introduce other personal information. Howard noticed something was wrong, nudged Ron gently with his elbow, and asked in a low voice: "What's going on with this person?"

"If we are really in a game, I guess he should be an NPC character. No matter what we say to him, he will answer fixed words according to the set program. If you don't believe me, I can demonstrate it to you."

Ron switched to Chinese mode and sent out the kindest greeting from the people of the Central Plains: "What a turtle grandson."

Sure enough, not only did Si Ji show no look of displeasure or confusion on his face, but he still greeted him excitedly: "Master Tianhai, welcome to Youmanji. I heard that you are the most powerful cold warrior in China. Weapons master, you are specially invited to help break the curse this time, we are very much looking forward to your arrival."

Ron spread his hands: "Look, it really is like this, right?"

"Okay, I hope he can tell us how to go back?" Leonard said melancholy, looking at the woods in the distance on both sides.

"Franklin Mouse Finbar, Mouse is the nickname people gave you based on your short stature and cute demeanor. I knew you would come too, because Dr. Yongshi always brings his most reliable assistant with him wherever he goes."

"Hey, it's true. The two of them even live together."

What Rajesh was talking about was that in reality, after the wild run in the jungle just now, almost everyone's emotions have returned to normal, and they even feel a little eager to try it because of the unique experience of entering the game world.

But Ron was not in such a good mood. He just checked the system and found that almost all of his skills were disabled in this time and space, and he could not even call the system page.

Well, although he was reborn with a golden finger, two to be precise, and he knew the direction of many stories and was one of the golden fingers, Ron rarely relied on such unknown things for his life. On the contrary, because Knowing that you may face more strange and powerful enemies in the future, work harder when training yourself.

So even if he loses the support of Golden Finger now, he is still very confident.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to leave this weird place as soon as possible: "Back to the topic, what's the curse you just mentioned?"

The NPC driver switched to answer mode: "The letter I sent you has explained everything..."

"Letter? Are you sure the letter you wrote can be sent to Pasadena?" Sheldon looked doubtful, but immediately the doubt on her face turned into surprise: "Look, I really have more letters in my hand. !”

As soon as Sheldon opened it, everyone's eyes dimmed, and another scene in the dense forest appeared, with a group of people they didn't recognize.

"What the hell is it this time?"

"I guess it's the opening cutscene of the game, it's in all games."

The scene in the opening plot is very real. To put it simply, an evil-minded warlord stole the gems of Yumanji Holy Land, and then they were corrupted by the darkness. The animals in the forest also started to go crazy and attacked humans crazily. Unless the gems were removed, Put it back.

The good news is that the gem was not in the hands of the evil warlord, but was stolen again by the NPC.

"Now, you need to take the gem back to the Holy Land and put the gem on the black panther's eyes again." The NPC driver took out a gem and put it into Sheldon's hand: "I wish you a safe journey."

After saying that, Ron didn't even notice how he got out of the car. He just stood on the ground with Sheldon and others and watched the jeep drive away.

"I feel this is a rubbish game with a clichéd plot. If a company makes such a game, it will lose all its money," Howard cursed dissatisfiedly: "If it is made into a movie, it will definitely lose a fortune at the box office. Bare.

What should we do now? Ron, we have to go back! I just proposed to Bernadette! "

"Calm down, Howard, calm down," Ron first reassured Howard: "I don't want to stay here any longer, but the current situation seems that if we don't complete the task, we may stay here forever, so we Now go and get these damn tasks done, and then you can go home and drink a beer and watch TV.”

"But what should we do? The map that NPC gave us just now is just a blank piece of paper. We don't even know where to go?"

"Maybe we should do this." Ron took the white paper from Rajesh and put it into Howard's hand: "Pay attention to the NPC's words just now. He said we are together, so I guess, Completing the mission will most likely depend on us helping each other, Howard, can you see if you can gain anything?"

"Hey! I really saw it. This is really a map. That's where we should go!" Howard said, pointing to the place next to him.

"How do you know Howard can see maps?"

"It's very simple. We have two doctors here. One is Sheldon." Ron glanced at the muscle stick on Sheldon's body: "But obviously, this muscular guy should be in a combat role, and the other one is It’s Howard, and he also has a PhD in geography. If he can’t see the map here, then I really don’t know who to give it to.”

Sheldon looked at Howard with disdain: "Doctor? Huh?"

"Okay, let's put aside the academic matters for now. Let's set off now. Please be careful." Ron was the first to walk in the direction directed by Howard: "Don't forget, we are in a virtual game now, and those things just now Hippopotamus, it shouldn’t even be considered the first level, it can only be regarded as the novice guidance phase. From now on, our first level has just begun.”

Ron vaguely remembered that the road to the Holy Land did not seem to be so smooth, but fortunately the character he was using now was not without merit.

A master of cold weapons or a monk?

Ron touched his bald head unaccustomedly. As if he suddenly thought of something, he found a puddle and took a look at it.

"This is really Master Tianhai!" Ron sighed as he looked at the figure reflected in the water: "It's a pity that there is no golden bell, and there is no King Kong enchantment. Otherwise, he would just transform into King Kong and push all the way. It would be fine, and he would still be able to break through. Damn it."

"Wait, did you hear any noise?" Not far away, Leonard suddenly stopped the team.

Ron pricked up his ears: "Noise? No...wait, I think I heard it, it was the sound of a motorcycle!"

Looking back in the direction of the motorcycle, they saw a large group of bosozokus riding motorcycles gathering on the path they had just come from. It was clear at a glance that they were coming with bad intentions.

"Okay, it looks like our first level is here, Leonard, give me the weapon."

"Weapon?" Leonard was confused.

"Aren't you my assistant? My weapons must be in your backpack." Seeing Leonard standing still, Sheldon simply went to take it out himself, but after reaching in for a long time, he only pulled out a boomerang.

"Can you use this?" Ron expressed doubt.

Who is he targeting? But everyone present, except himself, is all rubbish.

To expect these nerds who only play Quidditch in the park with brooms between their legs to use cold weapons would be even harder than killing them.