Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Going to jail has nothing to do with me. I won't run away anyway." Tai Feng leaned against the wall, breathing heavily.

"You just attacked a police officer, okay?" Tang Ren followed him: "In Thailand, assaulting a police officer is a very serious crime! You will be imprisoned for at least ten years!"

"I didn't know!"

"You are in Thailand, who cares about you? You can't even speak Chinese well, who listens to you? Catch you, beat you up first, and then throw you into jail regardless of thirty-two-one. What do you know about Thailand? most?"

Tai Feng was so frightened that his face turned pale, but Tang Ren still continued to threaten him: "With your appearance, you have nothing to do when you go in, and you will be fucked by a dozen big guys a dozen times! "

To be honest, Taifeng's appearance is really the kind that can be beaten. However, contrary to Ron's masculine appearance, Taifeng is more girlish in appearance, so it is no wonder that he will be picked up by the master in a few years. Admit your mistake and treat yourself like a girl.

However, while they were chatting, a big man suddenly appeared on the road in front of them. He stared at them and knew that he was doing something bad. When they wanted to run away through the back road, they found that the road behind them was also blocked. The two robbed each other.

This look is directed at them!

Tang Ren's eyes signaled to Tai Feng, and he suddenly threw a row of bamboo poles at the big man, then quickly kicked the little Yang Yang's balls, and at the same time wrapped the bald Qiang with the sheets that were being dried above.

At this time, the little flat-headed man had already escaped from the bamboo pole and hugged Tang Ren tightly!

Unexpectedly, Tang Ren actually pushed his feet on the wall, leaned back hard, held the strong man's shoulders with both hands, and turned somersaults in the air directly behind the strong man.

"Ah~" The strong man had just turned around when he was hit in the eye by Tang Ren's two-dragon grab ball. He cried out in pain. Tang Ren immediately continued to attack. A strike with his hand knife only made the strong man groan in pain. Tang Ren immediately targeted the most vulnerable part of the man.

"ha!"

Tang Ren succeeded in stealing the peach with a monkey move. One hand turned into a claw. The strong man was caught off guard and suddenly grabbed her most vulnerable part.

Then squeeze hard.

"Ah~~~" The strong man screamed for a lifetime, and the pitch became higher and higher. In the end, it even surpassed the London soprano Ron had heard before.

Bald Qiang saw that the situation was not good, and immediately turned around and prepared to run away, but he exposed another vulnerable part to Tang Ren, who specialized in the lower third route.

"Millennium Killing!"

"Pfft!" was the sound of fingers entering flesh, and then the bald head exploded violently, letting out a scream similar to a rooster's crow, "Oooh, ooh!" and falling forward.

At this point, Tang Ren wins against three! Finally, he struck a martial arts pose very coquettishly.

"Mojia Boxing of the Southern School, I accept it."

"Pah!" Xiao Yangyang, who had regained his composure, slapped Tang Ren's face: "Chengrang, oh, Chengrang! Put it on!"

Bald Qiang immediately took out the torn bag he had taken out from nowhere, and was about to greet Tang Ren. At this time, it was finally time for Ron to appear.

"Put it on when you say it. Is there any more royal method? Do you still dare to touch our Mo family's fists? Are you not giving me face?"

Ron turned out of the corner, and Tang Ren shouted in surprise: "Junior brother? Come and save me!"

"Junior brother, put the others on me too!" Xiao Yangyang's attitude was extremely arrogant and he pointed the gun at Ron: "Watch it for me, I have a gun in my hand! If you dare to disobey me, I will kill you with one shot. !”

"M1911? A nice gun, but it's a cheap version. It looks so tasteless."

Ron said playfully, he didn't seem nervous at all about being pointed at a gun, as if he was at home.

Bald Qiang had no doubt that if he was given another sofa at this time, he would dare to spread out on it like an uncle.

"You think I don't dare to shoot?" Xiao Yangyang was irritated by Ron's attitude, and his heart became fierce, and he just bent his fingers a little.

Ron on the opposite side suddenly raised his hand, and like a magic trick, an extra gun appeared out of nowhere, before Xiao Yangyang fired.

Pull out the gun, turn on the safety, aim, and finish firing quickly in one go.

"boom!"

Before Xiao Yangyang had time to shoot, the gun in his hand was shot away by Ron. At the same time, Ron's gun was pressed against his head.

"Do you want to see what your brain looks like?"

"I don't want to! I absolutely don't want to! Please spare my life, hero! I have an 80-year-old mother and a two-year-old child waiting to be fed. I'm waiting for my father to come home! Please let me live!"

Xiao Yangyang's knees softened and he knelt down directly. When the two behind him saw that the boss had already knelt down, they immediately followed the example and knelt down with a "plop" twice.

"You dared to hit me in the face just now? My handsome face was almost disfigured by you! How are you going to accompany me? Tell me!"

Tang Ren was unyielding and seized the opportunity to retaliate quickly: "Junior brother, they dare to hit you. Handsome senior brother, how do you think we can fix them?"

"Can you sing?" Ron tapped Xiao Yangyang's head with his gun.

Xiao Yangyang raised his head aggrievedly: "I can only sing Chinese songs, but not very good at English."

"Play me a song called "My name is Xiao Shenyang"." Ron became playful.

"My name is Xiao Shenyang, and my stage name is also Xiao Shenyang. Shen is the Shen of Shenyang, and the Yang of Shenyang..."

After singing the song, Ron nodded with satisfaction. Yes, it really tasted like the original.

"You sang well, you can go now, come on, next one."

"Wait! Junior brother, are you letting them go now?" Tang Ren retorted dissatisfied.

"I won't let them go, or will you come?" Ron rolled his eyes, and Tang Ren immediately stepped back, not daring to speak.

Xiao Yangyang still felt a bit responsible as a boss, and did not leave directly. Instead, he walked to the back and watched the performance of his subordinates.

Then the stupid big guy took advantage of his physical advantage and squeezed in front of Ron: "Brother, I can also sing this song. Listen to me sing it to you..."

Ron looked at his face, but there was nothing familiar about him, and he shook his head: "Forget what you said, your voice doesn't sound good, just leave."

The stupid guy stepped back, revealing the bald man from behind. Ron still had a good impression of celebrities with the same face as this guy, and his attitude towards him also improved a lot: "You...don't be allowed to chop randomly in the future. Do you know it's a tree? Don't let the children follow you and learn bad things. Come on, the ground is cold, stand up and sing, what song can you sing?"

"I can imitate Jacky Cheung. If you don't believe me, I will sing Bingyu for you." Bald Qiang opened his mouth and started to sing. Ron quickly shouted to stop: "Bingyu belongs to Andy Lau. Is it okay for the king to ask me to patrol the mountain?"

After receiving Bald Qiang's nod in reply, Ron pulled Tang Ren forward: "Come, sing to my senior brother."