Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"After having a wonderful lunch, they urged me to take pictures for People magazine. Children, have you ever been to a professional photography booth?"

At the dinner table, Rajesh boasted about his experiences after becoming famous, but unfortunately, no one at this table had actually been there.

Ron raised his hand: "I have been there. I went with Meghan. Michael Bay also said that I was very photogenic and asked me if I had any plans to be an actor. But I refused. I still prefer a freer life."

"I don't want to be photographed by paparazzi every day."

"Uh..." Halfway through pretending, Rajesh was choked by Ron and got stuck.

Others said he might be bragging, but Ron said it was absolutely true. Rajesh saw him enter the same hotel room with Hollywood stars and only come out the next day!

"Except Ron, I mean."

"No." The three otaku scientists shook their heads from side to side.

"It's amazing~" Rajesh's pretense finally continued: "Obviously, the camera loves me very much, and I am also very photogenic. I stood in front of the starry sky to take pictures, and they asked me to pose like this."

Rajesh put his hands on the table and stared blankly into the distance, but what he got in return was the stunned silence of his three friends.

"They want to put a supernova in here. They think this can perfectly explain my brilliant talent."

"That's right, it's like a blazing fireball that will fall apart soon..." Sheldon was interrupted mid-sentence by Leonard using his arm.

However, no one here can restrain Ron's funny remarks: "Maybe they want to express that reading is just a ball, and in the end you still have to rely on alcohol to talk to women."

"Tsk~" Howard smiled unkindly.

"Hey, I still want to hear your principal's story. He asked you why you came here to work? How did you answer in the end?"

Leonard gave the answer when the three of them discussed it at that time: "Howard said it was for money, Sheldon said it was for dreams, I moderated it a little, and the answer I gave was for science."

"I guess the correct answer is money." Ron smiled.

"you're right."

Howard said depressedly: "I told you a long time ago that the answer must be money, but they didn't listen to me."

"Only a highly touted high school physics teacher like him who doesn't even have a Ph.D. would think that science is just about money." Sheldon complained sharply.

Today Leonard only said to be friendly to Rajesh, but did not say to treat Howard equally well, so he reserved the unlimited right to fire on Howard.

"Mechanical engineering does not require a PhD degree!" Howard became even more depressed.

"But you can get one from another major. I have a Ph.D. degree, which feels great." Ron joined in to complain about Howard.

Rajesh felt that he had been ignored, but his call happened to come. He looked at the caller ID and felt that he could pretend to be beeping again: "Oh, it's my assistant Trevor calling."

"I'm Kusapali... OK, add it to my schedule first, and then help me think of a reason why I can't go. Do you have anything else? Just hang up."

"Oh my god, the school actually assigned him a personal assistant?!" Howard said angrily.

"God bless that kid, without his help I would have been busy to death." Rajesh sighed pretending to be helpless.

"But you obviously don't have an assistant until this afternoon."

"Yes, but I think I need a servant," Rajesh sipped his wine: "I'm sorry, is it not allowed by the law here? In India, we generally call this untouchable."

"Now?" Sheldon asked Leonard secretly.

Because Leonard told him that ordinary people have their limits, that's why he was so obedient and kept accommodating Rajesh. Sheldon's face hurt from his fake smile today.

"Soon."

"Speaking of untouchables, I have good news for you. People magazine is having a party tomorrow night. I managed to get you invited. Of course, I can't get you to go to the VIP seats because that's reserved for VIPs. , and you are just a 'P' (people)."

"There is a tribe in Papua New Guinea. When a hunter shows off his prey to other tribesmen, the people will kill him and beat a drum made of his skin to drive away his evil spirit."

Sheldon suddenly starts telling a fable, but this time Leonard doesn't stop him.

"Of course, feudal superstition is not advocated, but some people can understand the moral of this story." After speaking, Sheldon gave a crazy hint with his eyes.

However, Rajesh had been numbed by alcohol at this time and could not react for a while.

"Here, Rajesh, maybe you can drink this glass a little slower." Penny refilled Raj's drink.

Rajesh took it and drank it down in one gulp, clapped his hands and said excitedly: "OK, then tomorrow night, we have decided."

Howard: "I'd love to go, but I can't go."

"Uh... no, I... I'm not going." Leonard acted a little confused, but his acting was so fake.

Sheldon: "I could go, but I just don't want to."

Ron smiled strangely: "I am willing to go, but if you report my name to the committee, I believe that many people who originally planned to go will change their minds."

"I can't believe it," Penny complained on Rajesh's behalf: "Rajesh is going to celebrate his amazing achievements, but none of you best friends are going to go? Shame on you!"

"The amazing achievement would be if Rajesh found a planet that was about to hit the Earth and smashed it with his mind."

"That's cool. If it's a celebration, I'd definitely go."

"That's right," Ron nodded in agreement: "If that's the case, I would even spend my money to erect a statue of Rajesh in the Hollywood Hills and engrave the words 'Savior of Humanity' on it."

"Come on, Rajesh is going to be in People magazine soon and he doesn't even have to mess with any of the Kardashians."

"Even if he wants to do it, the women in the Kardashian family have to be willing to let him do it, unless he can average more than 30 points per game in the NBA, or be honored as regular season MVP."

Ron closed the menu. He felt that he wouldn't be able to eat here today, so he didn't need to think about ordering.

"Will you go with me?" Rajesh stared at him with those pitiful puppy eyes, and Penny's heart melted.

"Of course I do, I'm honored." Penny readily agreed.

Rajesh was so proud and inflated that he proudly showed off to Leonard: "Look, I got an appointment with Penny. I really don't know why it took you so long."