Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"My name is Sheldon."

"No, it should be, my, name, is, Sheldon." Howard said with a hand gesture.

Sheldon followed suit: "My name is Sheldon."

As soon as Ron got home, the first thing he saw was this extremely strange scene. However, he did not disturb the two of them. He went directly to the refrigerator to get a bottle of ice water and drank it. Sheldon, who was studying, treated him like air. Ignored, only Howard greeted him.

"What is this?" Howard asked confused about his gesture.

"I'm following your example. I think in some languages, gestures are part of the language." Sheldon said matter-of-factly, glaring at the bull's eye.

"of course not."

Sheldon complained: "How do I know? As a teacher, I think you should eliminate your bad habits from your teaching."

"You know what?" Howard closed the book: "I'm very happy that you decided to start learning Chinese. This means that once you slip away, there will be a billion people to worry about, and I will be liberated."

"Believe me, it's impossible." Ron sat down in the middle of the sofa and pushed Sheldon back to his "special seat".

"I have lived with him for more than ten years, and I am very familiar with this feeling. Every time you think you have got rid of him, he is like chewing gum, stuck to the sole of your shoe, no matter how you rub it or shake it, you will get rid of it. Don’t fall off.”

"I don't understand why you don't learn Chinese from Ron, even if Ron speaks Chinese so well."

Ron smiled but said nothing.

"When I was in college, because there was a Chinese in the class, I learned from him. I asked him how to say 'HELLO' in Chinese. What do you think he taught me?" Sheldon said angrily.

Howard asked curiously: "What is it?"

Sheldon's eyes were filled with small flames of anger: "What he taught me was: 'I am stupid.' After a week of fighting with that international student, I realized that this sentence meant that I was stupid."

Ron asked: "So can you say 'HELLO' in Chinese now?"

"Mei, poison, donkey, son~" Sheldon said every word while making a scary fake smile emoticon.

Howard rolled his eyes: "You just called Ron a syphilitic donkey."

"I apologize to you," Sheldon certainly refused to admit his mistake: "My Chinese level is just as good as the teacher's."

"Hahaha~" Ron laughed out loud: Sheldon, I have to say that your stupid look is still very funny no matter how many times I watch it. Why does my dear little fool plan to learn Chinese this time?

Let me guess, is it because you picked up another Chinese girl? Or did the school assign you a new assistant? "

"No, I think the Sichuan restaurant we often go to deliberately uses orange chicken to pass it off as tangerine peel chicken, so I'm going to confront him, and I'm going to use his own words to make him feel embarrassed."

Ron shrugged: "Well, when you finish practicing Chinese and plan to face off, remember to call me to join you. The scene will be very interesting. I plan to record it and add subtitles, so that it can be a Christmas gift for grandma. "

At this moment, Penny suddenly opened the door and barged in: "I can borrow your window sill."

"Please." Leonard, who was eating a lunch box in the back, said. Only then did Ron notice that Leonard was always in the room. How low of a presence does this child have?

Penny opened the window and threw something out: "Shameless bastard, you left your iPad!"

"what happened?"

"I'll tell you what happened!" Penny's voice was full of anger: "That narcissistic bastard wrote our X life in a blog, and now everyone knows what positions I like!"

At this point, Penny couldn't help but ran to the window and cursed: "Go to hell, you narcissistic bastard!"

After saying that, he closed the door with a bang.

"Okay, where did we just talk?" Sheldon pushed the textbook and continued studying.

Howard sat up: "Wait a minute!"

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Maybe we should hurry up and find that blog before others delete it." Ron said helplessly. He still didn't understand. Even though Howard had tasted the sweetness of following him many times, why did he still look so hungry?

Leonard froze in embarrassment and rubbed his hands. It was the first time he encountered this kind of thing. He didn't know what to do. Ron couldn't stand it anymore and reminded:

"What are you still doing here? Your goddess is at the other end of the corridor right now. If I were you, I would go over and comfort you now. Don't you think now is your best chance?"

"But I don't know what to do." Leonard paced back and forth nervously.

"You can try to push her down and use force. If she always licks the roof of your mouth with her tongue when she kisses you back, it means you have a chance." Howard, who was reading a blog with a lewd look on his face, suggested unreliably.

"Hey, I didn't say that. Here is an instruction manual. Do you want to study it first?"

"I think it's a good idea, Leonard. Your biggest problem is that you always grind on everything. If I were you, a woman like Penny, it would only take three days at most." Ron stood up.

Leonard lowered his head and muttered unconfidently: "I don't have a figure or appearance like yours."

"What?"

"No, it's nothing..."

"Forget it," Ron just took two steps and remembered Penny's usual behavior, so he came back and hooked Leonard's neck, which made him feel a little bit more like he was being bullied in school.

However, Ron did not bully him. Instead, he made him feel like he was taking advantage: "Hey, brother, do you want to sleep in a room with me tonight?"

"What?!" Leonard raised his voice in surprise.

"No! I object! This is against my roommate agreement!"

Sheldon objected loudly, but Ron didn't even look at him. Sheldon is just a younger brother, and his opinion doesn't matter at all.

"Yes, I'll change rooms with you. I don't want to be hugged like a koala by a woman who has just lost her love and needs comfort, and then wipes her nose and tears everywhere."

Of course Ron is not suddenly not interested in women. The main reasons are: first, Penny's appearance level is not up to his average dating standard; second, having Leonard as a friend makes getting along with her a bit awkward.

Third, and most importantly, he just received a text message on his way back from England. A woman with whom he had an intimate relationship was coming tomorrow, and he planned to save some energy for another fight.

"Is it really possible?" Leonard was moved.

"Of course, my brother~" Ron hugged Leonard and narrowed his eyes: "How about changing rooms with me for one night and only charging you two hundred dollars? Isn't it a good deal?

Even if you go out with Penny for more than this number of dates for one night, now you can spend one night with her~"

Ron whispered in Leonard's ear like a devil.

There is no conflict between being loyal to friends and earning back the salary you paid to the little bastard today~