Cross To Be The Emperor

Chapter 238: Let me have a good time and tell you (3000 words chapter)

"What kind of subject is this!"

"That's right, it's simply indecent, indecent!"

“I don’t bother answering such questions!”

Everyone blushed from holding back, and shouted loudly one by one, filled with righteous indignation.

They originally thought that Li Hengxuan would have some kind of problem, such as calligraphy and painting skills, or the rhythm of chess records, but they didn't expect such a dirty problem.

Li Hengxuan laughed, and said loudly: "Then you are admitting that you are all rubbish, and the sum is not as good as me?"

Lin Feng said in a deep voice: "It's not that we are inferior to you, but this topic is indecent! How can such things be discussed openly in public? Therefore, I, Lin Feng, refuse to answer this topic!"

"Well, did you pop out of a rock?"

"what?"

"I asked where you came from."

"Of course I was born by my mother!"

"Ha ha…"

Li Hengxuan laughed, fight with me, play you to death. !

"Did you hear that? Everyone was born by their mothers, so what's so strange about this kind of question? It's a very simple physical health question. This kind of question is very aboveboard. If you can't answer it, you can only say that you are all rubbish, and you are not as good as me! Instead of finding excuses everywhere like this, you should think about the answer carefully to prove that you are not rubbish!"

"Huh! What's so difficult about this, the little white rabbit met a little gray rabbit later, and gave birth to a little gray rabbit!" Someone shouted.

"Or the black rabbit, the pink rabbit, and the blue rabbit are all gray rabbits in disguise!" Someone said.

"The answer is that Little Gray Rabbit had a good time before Little Black Rabbit, and it was Little Gray Rabbit who taught Little White Rabbit how to walk home!" Another person vowed.

But immediately after, someone retorted, saying: "What you said is not right, because the husband of the little white rabbit is the little gray rabbit!"

So many people, it seems everyone has their own answer.

There were a lot of answers, but in the end, everyone shook their heads.

They find that none of the answers they say hold water. It seemed that what everyone said had some truth, but in the end they discovered that the answers everyone said were not completely reliable.

"Ah... so many people can't answer it?" Li Hengxuan laughed, looking like I am invincible and you are all rubbish.

"I see."

Zhou Chong said suddenly, causing everyone to look sideways at him, and said excitedly.

"What's the answer? Brother Zhou? Say it!"

"I knew that there would definitely be an answer."

"Brother Zhou is indeed the king of poetry, and his brain is so brilliant! Tell me quickly, what is the answer?"

Zhou Chong enjoyed everyone's compliments very much. He clasped his fists and turned around to everyone, enjoying himself being the center of attention.

Then he looked at Li Hengxuan, and said confidently: "Black, blue, pink, isn't it gray when these three colors are combined in the end? The correct answer is that the little white rabbit combines the essence of black rabbit, blue rabbit, and pink rabbit, and finally gives birth to A gray rabbit!"

"Haha, it's so simple, it turned out to be so simple, why didn't I think of it."

"That's right, brother Zhou is indeed the king of poetry in Sky City. Not only can he compose poetry, but he's also proficient in physical hygiene!"

"Long Xuan, you're overblown, now it's time for you to jump off the building!"

Everyone was overjoyed, looked at Li Hengxuan, and asked him to jump off Juxianlou Mountain.

On the contrary, Lin Feng looked displeased, complaining why he didn't think of this answer, and gave Zhou the limelight.

Zhou Chong also smiled slightly, and said to Li Hengxuan: "Brother Longxuan, please! Bai Qing jumped from here just now. Now it's your turn. Don't worry, although this building is three hundred feet long, with Brother Longxuan's strength, it should It's impossible to fall."

Li Hengxuan had a strange look on his lips, and said softly, "Why, do you think you got the answer right?"

Zhou Chong was taken aback for a moment,

Said in a deep voice: "Isn't it? Black, blue, pink, and gray in the end? We can do experiments on the spot to verify it. Could it be that brother Long Xuan wants to deny it after losing?"

"I deny your sister! Why is your head so long, is it full of shit? You are the king of poetry, and the king of shit is almost the same." Li Hengxuan was speechless and cursed loudly.

"Brother Long Xuan, I answered the question well, but you insulted me?"

Zhou Chong's expression was full of anger, and he seemed to strike at the slightest disagreement.

"Am I wrong, isn't your head full of shit?"

Li Hengxuan waved his hand, "The little white rabbit fused the essence of the blue rabbit, black rabbit, and pink rabbit to give birth to the gray rabbit. According to your logic, when your mother gave birth to you, it was a combination of several people who were pleased by several people." The essence? How many fathers do you have!"

"You... Long Xuan!"

Zhou Chong was taken aback for a moment, but finally found himself speechless. His face was flushed, and he said angrily: "I will fight with you!"

After saying that, a long sword suddenly appeared in his hand and was about to stab Li Hengxuan.

"Why, if Wenbi loses the test, do you want to use force?"

Li Hengxuan laughed, he was really looking forward to Zhou Chongwu, in a real competition, he definitely had no chance of winning. Not to mention that he didn't know much about ancient culture, now Zhou Chong and Lin Feng knew the topic in advance.

This is more than a fart.

Dragon Fist!

If you don't compare, just fight!

After saying that, Li Hengxuan punched out.

Disturbance, disturbed this competition, I see how you still compare.

"Don't be impatient, you two."

Just at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.

A person appeared between Li Hengxuan and Zhou Chong - Lin Feng.

He is indeed the strongest genius of this generation of the Iron Fist sect. He has all the abilities in one hand, blocked Li Hengxuan's dragon fist with one hand, and blocked Zhou Chong's sword with the other, and he only took a step back. Although Li Hengxuan and Zhou Chong just tried it out, they didn't make any effort.

"Brother Zhou, don't blame Brother Longxuan for speaking bluntly, it's really because your answer to the question is a bit unbelievable." Lin Feng laughed, he was still blaming himself for not thinking of this answer just now, which made Zhou Chong shine. Fortunately, Zhou Chong thought of this answer, which made Zhou Chong lose face.

"Today is Miss Gui's tea party, everyone, don't be rude, be kind, and kindness is important."

Lin Feng said softly: "Brother Long Xuan, we admit that we don't know the answer, so Brother Long Xuan will announce the correct answer."

"No, no, no... There's still one person who hasn't spoken yet."

Li Hengxuan smiled, but in his heart he wished he could punch Lin Feng to death. Damn it, what kind of peacemaker do you come out at this time, it won't be very good for me to beat him to death this week.

He turned to look at Long Zijun, and said loudly: "Sister Long, didn't you want me to jump off the building? Then, have you figured out the answer?"

"I have no idea!"

Long Zijun's face was full of indifference. Although she was smart, she racked her brains and couldn't answer this question. She also had several answers in her mind, but she was not fully sure of them, fearing that she would be humiliated by Li Hengxuan just like Zhou Chong.

"I knew you didn't."

Li Hengxuan walked slowly towards Long Zijun, getting closer and closer, and soon, the distance between the two was less than three feet.

Li Hengxuan looked at Long Zijun with a strange smile in his eyes.

"What do you want to do?"

Long Zijun's heart was shocked, and he took a step back instinctively.

"Want to know the answer, let me have a good time and tell you!"

"Long Xuan, you..."

Long Zijun was about to draw her sword, but then she froze and froze in place.

With her ice and snow intelligence, Li Hengxuan said that she would naturally think that there is no answer to this question at all.

If you have to say the answer, Li Hengxuan's words are the answer.

"Long Xuan, do you dare to trick me?"

Long Zijun's face was pale, her chest was heaving and unsteady, and the hand holding the sword was trembling uncontrollably on the hilt. If she hadn't been unsure of winning Li Hengxuan, she would have shot now.

"Haha, just kidding."

Li Hengxuan smiled, with a look of indifference, and continued: "You are so stupid. You can't even think of such a simple question, and you have come up with a lot of weird answers. It really makes me laugh. How dare you call it a poem? Wang, Xiao Wang... I don’t know Sister Long, what nickname do you have?”

"What does Long Xuan mean by that?"

"He still dares to tease Long Zijun like this, is he really desperate?"

"No, he's not molesting Long Zijun, but what he just said is the correct answer!"

Only then did everyone suddenly realize.

They recalled the question again and found that there were many loopholes in this question. Why did the little white rabbit give birth to gray rabbits? There are so many possibilities, and any possibility can be regarded as the answer, then there is no answer.

No wonder Li Hengxuan was so confident that anyone who dared to answer the question would jump from here.

No answer, who can answer?

Thinking about the topic carefully, the little white rabbit asked the little black rabbit for directions, and the little black rabbit said, "I will tell you after I have a good time!" ’ The little white rabbit looked for the pattern of the little blue rabbit again, and the little blue rabbit also said, ‘I’ll tell you when I have a good time! ’, and in the end, Little Pink Rabbit also said, ‘Let me have a good time and I’ll tell you! '.

Now Long Zijun asked Li Hengxuan what the correct answer was!

Of course Li Hengxuan also answered this sentence!

The poor Li Hengxuan swore at the beginning, what kind of physical hygiene problem is this, it is simply misleading them!

Li Hengxuan said loudly again: "Well, since you are so stupid, in order to match your IQ, I will give you another simple question to answer! Similarly, whoever answers this simple question, I will never answer it. Jump down here!"

"Ah, another question!"

"It's a simple topic, so it's probably the same as before, what little white rabbits, little gray rabbits!"

Everyone was shocked, afraid that Li Hengxuan would make trouble again.

Lin Feng cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Brother Long Xuan, you can't mislead us by asking such boring questions with no answers! If you do this again, we won't answer!"

Li Hengxuan laughed and said softly: "Don't worry, this topic is very simple! In this way, Brother Lin is known as the King of Xiao, and Brother Zhou is known as the King of Poetry. Everyone is good at home, but it would be unfair to come up with a topic that one person is proficient in but others don’t understand! Then I will come up with the simplest topic, do the math, and everyone should be able to do the math!”

"What, count?"

"What kind of problem is this? Who can't count?"

"Three-year-olds know how to count, so they also use it to test me?"

Everyone was shocked, and then their faces changed slightly. With Li Hengxuan's personality, how could he ask such a simple question.

"Well, it counts."

Li Hengxuan laughed, and continued: "What is 1+2 equal to?"

"1+2, isn't that equal to 3? It's that simple?" someone shouted.

"That's right, the answer is correct, and I will rush to answer it! It's that simple, um... it's actually a little more difficult than this."

A strange smile appeared on Li Hengxuan's face again.

Counting, hehe, do you think counting is a simple matter? How many people on the earth in the previous life hung on the subject of mathematics?

If the sky has love, the sky will grow old, and people who learn mathematics die early.

The business woman doesn't know the hatred of the subjugation of the country, but she still looks at the theory of probability across the river.

The apes on both sides of the strait couldn't help but discuss the slope with each other.

How much can I ask you to worry? Indefinite integrals will not be calculated.

Not to mention advanced mathematics.

I went to university in my previous life, and when I looked back at the math problems of primary school students, I found that my university studies were all for nothing.

Well, I won't test your geometry and calculus this time, it's too difficult for you.

Just take a primary school student topic.

He went on to say: "1+2+3+4+5+6+7... all the way up to 10,000, what is the result, and the answer is required to be calculated within ten breaths!"

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