Crazy, You Call This a Trainee Lawyer

What is social death?

If you asked Xia Qianjun this question before, he might not be able to answer it.

But now!

If you ask him this question again, he will tell you two words...

Now!

In front of more than 100 people in the court, someone pointed at you and said that you don't like women.

The eyes of more than a hundred people in the court are all on you, and there are doubts, surprises, and a lot of disgust and confusion.

The middle-sized one where thousands of eyes gathered was him.

Well, this is social death!

on the hearing bench.

"My brother doesn't like women?"

"My son doesn't like women?"

"My son likes men?"

Xia Qianyue, Xia Donghai and Li Qinghua were all stunned and glanced at each other.

To be honest, when they heard this, they couldn't accept it.

Because it's so...

But when they thought about Xia Qianjun's performance all the time, they suddenly understood.

That's right, has Xia Qianjun had any contact with women since he came back?

It seems... no.

Did he mention any girls he knew?

It seems... not at all.

After he came back, did he stay with a group of men every day?

It seems...it really is.

In an instant, both Xia Donghai and Li Qinghua's heart beat suddenly.

Could it be... my son really likes men?

When both Xia Donghai and Li Qinghua, their parents, began to doubt Xia Qianjun's sexual orientation, they couldn't stop thinking about it.

Not only the hearing seat, but also the jury seat, and Ni Qiuping in the trial seat all looked at the person in the defendant's seat with surprised eyes.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!

You young man, looking at a good-looking talent, is actually a...

"this……"

At the plaintiff's table, Paul Chen was also stupefied, his mouth opened wide and he couldn't close it for a long time.

What's happening here?

What happened?

Why did Zhang Wei suddenly ask a question, and the atmosphere in the courtroom became weird?

And what kind of question is this kid asking?

on the witness stand.

Brother Jie, oh no, it's Dr. Huang.

He was also stunned, he didn't expect Zhang Wei to ask this question.

"This, this..." He hesitated, some were difficult to speak, and some didn't know how to answer.

"Witness, please answer the question!"

When Ni Qiuping saw this scene, her expression was naturally extremely serious.

"This, I really can't say..."

Hard to say?

Everyone in the audience was puzzled, if you like it, you like it, if you don't like it, you don't like it, why is it hard to say?

"Doctor Huang, may I ask this question, is there anything that bothers you?"

"This question is mainly because it is not easy to judge..."

As Dr. Huang said, he glanced at Xia Qianjun with some deep meaning in his eyes.

"Then doctor, I want to ask you, is it possible that Xia Qianjun really doesn't like women?"

"this……"

Dr. Huang hesitated for a moment, and said slowly: "Actually, the behavior you mentioned is indeed in line with biological laws in some respects."

"In our medical field, zoologists learned from observations of animals in the early years that same-sex sexual behaviors generally exist, such as dragonflies, albatrosses, giraffes, etc."

"It can also be seen from the tendency of organisms to ensure the reproduction of races, that homosexual behavior among animals is to facilitate mating between opposite sexes."

"We, I mean us humans, actually our ancestors belonged to primates, so this kind of instinct actually exists in the genes, which is why there are indeed gays in this world."

Seeing that Dr. Huang explained for a long time, but did not get to the point, Zhang Wei hurriedly continued to ask:

"Doctor Huang, you didn't answer my question. You just told everyone that there are indeed such people in this world, but you didn't say anything about my client."

"Where you are sitting now is the witness stand. Please answer me truthfully. Is it possible that my client has shown some symptoms, such as hating women and liking men?"

"this……"

Dr. Huang glanced at Xia Qianjun again, sighed and said, "Although I really don't want to admit it, there has indeed been such a precedent in our war department, and the possibility of Xia Qianjun showing similar symptoms is not No."

"In fact, as early as the fourth year when I gave him psychological counseling, I was vaguely aware of some problems."

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in a commotion.

I vaguely noticed the problem, doesn't it mean that there were signs at that time?

"Fuck, Brother Jun, can't you?"

"Fuck, brother Jun really likes men?"

Gao Yang and Luo Qi felt the pressure at the same time.

They and Xia Qianjun are the ones who have been together the longest, and they are usually in the same dormitory. I didn't expect that my best brother would actually think of Yue Gong in his heart. This is simply...

The two of them felt a chill in their hearts.

This brother, it seems that there is no way to do it!

"Brother Jun..."

On the contrary, Xiao Ning, who was sitting next to the two, had a strange blush on his fair face, and looked at Xia Qianjun with a strange look.

As for the seat next door, Paul Chen was in a daze.

"This... this shit..."

"What kind of shit question is Zhang Wei asking, what is he trying to prove?"

He was hesitating whether he wanted to object.

If you object, what good will it do you, if you don't object, what harm will you do to yourself.

Unfortunately, he couldn't understand Zhang Wei's purpose, so he couldn't do anything.

But to say that the most embarrassing person in the audience was not him, but Xia Qianjun in the dock.

He is really sitting on a needle blanket now, with a look of grief and indignation.

Xia Qianjun took out the pig's head paper mask again from Zhang Wei's file bag, and put it on his head directly.

He also finally understood why Zhang Wei prepared this paper mask. It turned out that it was to allow him to cover his face.

It is also said that the feeling of covering the face is really better.

Then just hypnotize yourself and tell yourself that these people don't see you, and you are not gay.

It's not me, it's not me, I'm not gay, I'm not gay...

grass!

The more I think about it, the angrier I get!

Xia Qianjun said that if killing someone is not against the law, he really wants to kill Zhang Wei!

Those words you said are slandering me, and you are the one who falsely accused me!

When I go to court, I must prove my innocence!

It's not about indecent girls, it doesn't matter anymore.

I want to prove that I am not a gay!

Unfortunately, it is not his turn to appear in court yet.

"Doctor Huang, may I ask my client, his specific sexual orientation is..."

"I can only say this. It is not ruled out that during the ten years in the war department, his sexual orientation will change, and judging from the diagnosis experience in recent years, he probably has no feeling for normal women."

"What do you mean by no feeling?"

"The specific manifestations of these symptoms are non-false rhetoric towards women, indifferent attitude, even resistance, and slight disgust!"

"Oh, so it's these performances!"

Zhang Wei showed a look of "sudden realization", and then walked to the jury seat.

"I remember that the witnesses just now seemed to describe my client as such a person, and his reaction seems to support this. My client doesn't seem to have feelings for girls?"

What Zhang Wei said made all six jurors understand.

That's right, the three witnesses just now, whether it's Xiao Zhu, or Gao Yang and Luo Qi, seem to have said so.

Xia Qianjun didn't have any feelings for women, and even felt a little disgusted. His feelings were because the other party really didn't like women.

"No, the lawyer is testifying himself!"

Paul Chen finally couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to interrupt and ask for absurd proof.

"Judge Ni, I just pointed out the testimony of the previous three witnesses based on Dr. Huang's statement. Dr. Huang is a psychological counselor of the War Department and has provided psychological counseling for my client for ten years. His testimony should have Great credibility, right?"

"Um!"

Judge Ni nodded, then glared at Paul Chen, "The objection is invalid!"

Paul Chen sat down helplessly, and at the same time felt a little stuffy in his chest.

Zhang Wei smiled slightly and continued to ask: "Doctor Huang, I won't ask you any other private questions, I will just ask the last question."

"My client Xia Qianjun, how can he change his symptoms?"

Good guy, this directly concludes that Xia Qianjun is gay, so I started to ask the doctor how to treat him.

"Actually, it's not difficult to change Xia Qianjun's symptoms. First of all, we have to clarify the cause of this symptom."

"Those like Xia Qianjun have changed their sexual orientation in a closed environment because they were surrounded by men in the long-term oppressive environment of the war department."

"It's actually very simple to solve this problem. You just need to let him get in touch with girls more. Maybe half a year, maybe a year later, he will change this situation!"

After hearing this, Zhang Wei wondered, "Does it take so long, half a year or a year?"

"That's when he's recovering well. You have to think about it. He has been with a group of men for more than ten years. Maybe it will take three to five years to recover!"

"By the way, Doctor Huang, how long has my client been out of the War Department?"

"About a month or two."

"In such a short period of time, is it possible to change his sexual orientation, for example, to have a good impression of women?"

"Impossible!"

Dr. Huang shook his head, and said decisively: "Any psychological change will go through several stages, from the initial resistance to the final adaptation, and there may be multiple psychological stages in the middle."

"I'm telling you as a professional psychiatrist, this transformation period can't be so fast, and even within these two months, he can only be in a period of resistance. The clinical manifestation is what I just said, full of love for women. alertness and hostility."

"Even if he has gone through two stages and reached the level of acceptance, it will take at least five or six months. I think it is too conservative to complete the transformation in half a year."

Zhang Wei was very satisfied with this answer.

"Doctor Huang, your testimony says that in the first two months after my client Xia Qianjun came back from the war department, it was absolutely impossible for him to have a good impression of girls, isn't that true?"

"Yes!" Doctor Huang nodded seriously.

All of a sudden, no matter whether it was the jury seat or the hearing seat, everyone was stunned.

Xia Qianjun has only been back for two months. According to the doctor, he is obviously still in the period of resistance to girls, and it is impossible for him to like girls.

The statement of the previous witness Xiao Zhu seems to confirm this point.

In other words, it is impossible for Xia Qianjun to rape Ji Guoguo, he is not even interested in girls.

Didn't Ji Guoguo's statement become a false accusation, why would a girl falsely accuse Xia Qianjun?

Of course...for money!

In the previous court trial, didn't the defendant prove that the girl earned 400,000 yuan in one night by relying on her popularity.

So she did it all for money!

Several jurors couldn't help but like their guess.

Yes, that's it!

They looked at Xia Qianjun with sympathy and apology. This young man was really falsely accused.

As for Ji Guoguo, the plaintiff, their expressions were not very good.

Good thing you little girl, it's lucky that we still sympathize with you so much, I didn't expect you to lie to us!

This look is already a little naked.

So much so that Paul Chen felt something was wrong, he felt the crisis.

"Your Excellency, we have no more questions for witnesses!"

At this moment, Zhang Wei finished and returned to the dock.

Immediately afterwards, his shoulder was suddenly pressed down by a big hand.

Zhang Wei knew without turning his head that Xia Qianjun would want to kill himself.

Fortunately, he smiled slightly and said without any panic: "Uncle, you have to be careful, you are a gay in the eyes of everyone now, and if you treat your brother-in-law like this, isn't it a real gay?"

"grass!"

Xia Qianjun immediately retracted his hand, but he couldn't hide his murderous eyes.

the other side.

Paul Chen got up immediately and walked to the witness stand.

He was organizing his words, trying to refute the testimony of the doctor in front of him.

"Doctor Huang, how do you know Xia Qianjun's sexual orientation?"

"I just know. I'm a psychiatrist. I've been counseling him for ten years. How could I not know?"

"Did you see that the defendant had a crush on men?"

"That's too much. Training together in the base, doing morning exercises together, and even eating and taking a shower together, it's all very basic."

"How do you know they have that kind of affection?"

"Because I'm a psychiatrist, his clinical performance echoes this behavioral characteristic."

"this……"

Paul Chen said that I am not a professional in this area.

If you ask another psychiatrist, you may have some clues, but I'm just a lawyer and I don't understand this stuff.

"You said that the defendant likes men, is that your guess?"

"No, I think this possibility is very high. Xia Qianjun's reaction also agrees with my description. In addition, I have a ten-year psychological diagnosis and treatment report, which records Xia Qianjun's personality changes word by word. , these are the basis for my inference.”

"Then how do you know that he won't molest girls?"

"Lawyer Chen, can you stop teasing me?"

Dr. Huang looked at the gringo in front of him, and said with a smile: "In Xia Qianjun's eyes, your client is not a lovely lady, but a slightly hostile creature. His instinct is to resist, so he will definitely not insult this person." girl."

"Let me make an analogy. Some people hate spiders, scorpions, and snakes. These creatures will make you instinctively loathe them. This resistance instinct is similar to Xia Qianjun. So let you see spiders, scorpions Or when a snake approaches you, do you touch it?"

This explanation made the six people in the jury stand all goosebumps.

"this……"

Paul Chen didn't know how to refute for a while, so he could only stand there, speechless.

After a while, Ni Qiuping asked: "Lawyer Chen, do you have any questions?"

"Your Honor, I..."

Paul Chen didn't dare to answer, because he was afraid that after the witness went down, he would have no chance to win back.

But for a while, he couldn't think of anything to attack the witness.

The psychiatrist of the war department, he has too little information about the other party.

"It seems that there is no problem, the witness should step down!"

Ni Qiuping didn't care about Paul Chen, but directly asked Dr. Huang to step down.

"Lawyer Zhang, do you have any witnesses?"

"Your Excellency, I don't think it is necessary. We are going to end the self-certification!"

Zhang Wei got up, patted Xia Qianjun on the shoulder, and responded with a smile.

Uncle stared: I want to prove my innocence in court!

Zhang Wei narrowed his eyes: No, you don't want to!

Ni Qiuping also understood that this kid already had the upper hand, and there was no need for Xia Qianjun to testify in court.

And looking at the other party's eyes, this self-certification in court is probably going to make a lot of jokes.

"Okay then, let's get ready for the closing statement in 10 minutes!"

10 minutes later.

in court.

"Ahem, fellow jurors, what I want to say is that my client cannot have a criminal motive, and it is impossible to molest that girl."

"As for why, you all know the reason. Compared with girls, he may prefer the three comrades sitting in the hearing booth, especially the fair boy, who may be his favorite."

As someone pointed it out, all eyes were on Xiao Ning, who was beside Gao Yang and Luo Qi in the front row of the hearing booth.

The latter lowered his head with a blushing face, showing a shy expression like a girl.

"This effect is what I want!"

Seeing Xiao Ning's reaction, Zhang Wei smiled slightly.

And everyone in the audience understood.

Good guy, really full of love...

"So, I want to tell everyone that my client has no motive, and he is not interested in girls, so how could he moleste a girl?"

"On the contrary, I think Miss Ji, the plaintiff, has enough reason to falsely accuse my client. As for the reason, I believe everyone knows."

"I can tell everyone that through the live broadcast in the past few days, Ms. Ji's net tipping income has exceeded 1 million!"

Zhang Wei raised a finger and said emphatically, "That's 1 million. You only need to open your mouth and shout out insults, and you can get 1 million in a few days. This kind of thing can't be tolerated."

"Otherwise, once you get started, who knows how many women will grab your hand and yell insults when you are walking on the street, and then she will write a few small essays and give herself a "brave xx brave pervert" "ID, you can start a live broadcast on the Internet and earn a lot of traffic!"

"Do you want society to be like this?"

In the jury seat, the six jurors shook their heads subconsciously.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Wei knew it was right.

On the other side, Paul Chen's face was ashen.

He should fail, and be defeated by such a defense.

I sue your client for molesting a girl, but you don't even intend to prove your client's innocence, but to prove that he doesn't like women!

This trick is just as fucked up!