COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

"Well... I thought about it carefully and decided to take back my words that Laphroaig is a normal person." Shuji Tsujima was silent for a moment before speaking.

"After all, we are all normal. To say that he is the only normal person is to isolate him! How can we do this!" Tsushima Shuji said righteously.

No one else has an opinion on that.

How can there be normal people among a group of abnormal people?

If Laphroaig was really a normal person...

They absolutely have to say a word to each other.

"Are you a traitor? Laphroague."

Unfortunately, there is no such opportunity.

Unless the other party recovers his memory...

Bourbon mentally imagined the scene of Haneda Hideyoshi regaining his memory.

It must be fun, right? Maybe Kaa will be very happy.

Bourbon's cell phone rang.

He looked down at the call notification and answered the call.

"Hello, yes, I made an appointment for door-to-door service. Yes, it's one hundred thousand dollars a time..."

"Ah, it does not include material costs..."

"No, we have no intention of letting you bear the name of robbery..."

"...Do you really don't need us to provide food ingredients?" Bourbon's tone was a little pity.

He really wanted to spend more money.

Anyway, according to Kaa, as long as it's not one million, it doesn't matter.

"No need, I don't want to become a high-priced chef..." Shinomiya Kojiro put his hands on his hips and made a phone call.

If he really spends 100,000 dollars to cook a meal, how can he explain it if word spreads about it?

His charges are ridiculously high and people will report him for charging excessively.

And...the reputation will become unpleasant.

"If this price does not include the cost of ingredients, please forgive me for refusing." Shinomiya Kojiro said.

He would rather not accept it than ruin his reputation.

Who would have thought that one day he would actually offer to lower the price, only to be rejected?

You must know that in the past, a meal cooked by a special chef cost one thousand dollars, not including the cost of ingredients, and people would say it was expensive.

And one thousand dollars is only the amount for one person, and it will be multiplied many times as many people as you serve.

"Wait a minute, since Shinomiya asks so... then so be it. Mr. Shinomiya is really of high moral character." Bourbon replied with a forced smile.

"Okay." Shinomiya Kojiro breathed a sigh of relief.

I don’t know why, but the tone of Mr. Amuro opposite doesn’t sound happy. Why? You obviously saved money, right?

Or... rich people don't like to save money? Not happy because there is no waste?

Shinomiya Kojiro, who made his fortune from scratch, feels that even though he is now successful and famous, he still cannot understand the thoughts of rich people.

But... let's prepare the ingredients.

Just ask igo to send the ingredients to Songjiang.

…

After the blond man hung up the phone, he collapsed on the sofa tiredly.

Why can't that guy open his mouth when he has such a sense of morality?

"It seems that your plan has failed. It's so pitiful, Bourbon. You look like a defeated dog now." Tsushima Shuji said in a pitiful tone, but his eyes seemed to have seen something dirty.

The bad dog is also a dog, as long as it is a dog, it is annoying.

"Ah, yes." Bourbon replied perfunctorily.

Why is it so difficult to trick Kaa once? Is it easy for the other party to play tricks on them?

"Dong dong dong——" There was a knock on the door.

"Room service?" Scotland glanced at the door and did not take the initiative to open the door. Instead, he looked at his blond friend.

I’ve already been there once, and to be fair, this time it’s Bourbon’s turn.

Bourbon, whose mood has reached rock bottom, still has to open the door for others: ...how could this happen?

Rum are you dead Rum? Can you issue some tasks to your subordinates?

You let me follow Gin Kao and the others every day. Aren't you worried about me transferring from the intelligence department to the operations department?

Bourbon cursed his boss Rum in his heart and went to open the door in despair.

There was a red-haired man standing outside the door. His brown eyes had a calm and gentle look that had experienced thousands of years of experience, and he had an inexplicable healing feeling.

"Is Dazai here?" he asked.

"Looking for you..." Bourbon turned back to look at the man in white clothes.

Are you actually here to find Osamu Dazai?

"Odasaku——" The young man rushed out first.

"Come in, sit down, come in, sit down." He pulled Oda Sakunosuke towards the room.

"Dazai, do you want breakfast?" the red-haired and brown-eyed man asked, raising the sandwich in his hand.

"Odasaku, you actually brought breakfast. You are truly a healer." The young man said in a surprised tone.

"Because I have to come to visit, I should bring a souvenir. I didn't know what to choose, so I brought breakfast. Now it seems that I made the right choice." Oda Sakunosuke breathed a sigh of relief.

"Long time no see, Odasaku." Dazai Osamu in white put down his teacup and greeted him.

"Two Dazai..." Oda Sanosuke looked at the boy beside him, and then at the man in white clothes on the other side.

"It's the grown-up Dazai." He suddenly realized.

"Don't worry about that guy. Anyway, Odasaku, you know me." Tsushima Shuji muttered and asked Odasaku to ignore his other self.

"Didn't he come to see Osamu Dazai?" Scotland whispered to Bourbon.

It seems like the relationship is closer to Kaa.

"... Dazai Osamu's original name is not Dazai Osamu, right? Doesn't Kaa have a split personality also named Dazai Osamu? The two brothers... I'm afraid they can all be called Dazai Osamu." Bourbon looked at the person over there. The three of them analyzed this.

It should be a man named Odasaku whom Kaa first met using the identity of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai in white clothes is obviously a bit unfamiliar to the man named Odasaku.

It's just that the two brothers look really similar.

"But... Dazai Osamu does look a lot like Kaa when he grows up. Will he take off the bandage on his face when he grows up?" Scotland looked at the bandage on the boy's right eye.

"Probably not." Bourbon's voice was low.

"Well, I don't think so either." Scotland glanced at his friend and smiled.

They reached a consensus.

"Odasaku, please tell me, do you choose him or me?" The young man pointed one finger at himself and the other at the man in white clothes, asking with a willful face.

"It's all Dazai's words..." Oda Sakunosuke hesitated to speak.

If both are Dazai, of course I would choose both.

"No, I can only choose one." The young man shook his head in disapproval.

"Obviously it was me who came first, whether I met you or became friends with you, it was me who came first, Odasaku, do you actually want to choose him?" The young man acted exaggeratedly and cried sadly, While wiping the corners of his eyes that had no tears at all.

"Tell me, which one do you want?" he continued.

Oda Sakunosuke looked a little at a loss.

"I should...choose Dazai, who I know well." Oda Sakunosuke said.

It always makes people feel like they are coaxing children.

"Obviously we both know you...but forget it, it's Odasaku after all." The boy said with a smile.