COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

"Those men don't know what little secrets they will have when they get together. It seems that you, Kaa, have been excluded by them." In Peno's car, Tiamali sat in the passenger seat. He turned his head back and said to the young man in the back seat.

"There's nothing we can do about it. After all, Gin, Bourbon, and Scotland, the three of them are almost a hundred years old in total. There is indeed a generation gap with a beautiful young man like me." The black-haired boy shook his head and spread his hands helplessly. road.

"That one outside, that's Laphroaig, right." Suddenly, Peino saw the red-haired figure walking in front of him.

"Hey~ I forgot that he just woke up without a mobile phone or a car~" Tsushima Shuji also saw the figure trying to walk back on his feet.

"Hey, Sora-chan, do you want to ride in the car with me?" The boy lowered the window and the car slowed down, slowly moving forward beside the red-haired figure.

"It's you..." Sora Sakai looked at the pink-haired girl in the passenger seat who didn't give him a good look, and the tall figure in the driver's seat who didn't look back and was obviously indifferent.

Finally, there was an enthusiastic-looking young man sitting behind the car.

"Of course we have to take the car." The red-haired man opened the car door without hesitation and quickly sat next to Tsushima Shuji.

"How shameless." The pink-haired girl in the passenger seat sneered.

"Kaa took the initiative to invite me, right?" The red-haired young man crossed his legs and crossed his shoulders with an arrogant attitude.

"Well, after all, we are all colleagues, and Laphroaig and I live in the same apartment." The black-haired boy said with a helpful and kind-hearted look.

Then Tiamali stopped talking.

"Haha." The red-haired man sneered provocatively.

"My phone is broken?" he asked as if something suddenly occurred to him.

"Ah, it's broken all over the floor." Shuji Tsushima said with his lips raised.

Thinking of the broken mobile phone left in the alley.

It can never be put back together, and it can never be reused.

"Really... Not only am I penniless now, I don't even have a mobile phone, and I can't even take a taxi." The red-haired man frowned, and irritability overflowed from his blue eyes.

He looked angry all the time, and had an aura of irritability and irritability all over his body.

"You still have your salary card, and I've prepared a new mobile phone for you, but... I forgot to give it to you~" The black-haired boy's eyes wandered, and he smiled innocently, while taking out a black mobile phone from his clothes and handing it to passed.

Sakai Sora: Is that intentional?

The man with red hair and blue eyes frowned and looked at the boy, finally took the phone and looked away.

Forget it, for the sake of Kaa saving him.

"This bat..." Sora Sakai looked at the bat pattern on the back of the phone.

"Thanks." He touched the three-dimensional bat pattern with his thumb and smiled.

Sakai Sora likes bats, and all his personal belongings carry bat patterns.

This is also the mark of his assertion of sovereignty.

It is the symbol of Laphroaig.

"I've said thank you so many times, why not show it with actions?" The black-haired boy looked at Sora Sakai's subconscious actions with a smile and said in a calm tone.

"What do you want me to do?" Sora Sakai put away his smile and said coldly.

"Of course..." The young man lowered his eyes and his voice gradually became lower.

Sakai Sora waited for the follow-up words with a serious face.

"Come and join our team-building activities!" The young man suddenly clapped his hands and said in a brisk tone.

Sora Sakai: ...?

"That's it?" The irritable old man Sora Sakai almost couldn't control his urge to hit someone.

Calm down and hold back, Kaa saved himself.

"Who will go?" His chest rose and fell several times, and he patiently asked.

"Bourbon and Scotland will definitely come, Vidal may also come, gin and vodka, Chianti and Cohn, and Calvados..." Shuji Tsujima counted the members who would come.

"Penno and Tiamali..." while focusing on the two figures in the driver's seat and the passenger seat.

"Xiao Qian and I will not go to so many men's activities." Tiamali decisively refused.

"The two of them are not going." So the young man said calmly, as if he expected it.

After all, the two of them tricked Akai Shuichi many times, but the other party escaped each time.

It was a huge shame for them.

"By the way, Laphroaig and I agreed that we can all go play together tomorrow~" Shuji Tsushima took out the dried fish and started feeding the cat.

He ignored Harrow.

"Tomorrow? Okay." Scotland said thoughtfully.

"After all, everyone just finished the task, so they must need a vacation! It's team building! It's a rare team building!" Shuji Tsushima touched his chin with one hand and teased the cat with a dried fish in the other.

"Indeed... it is a rare event." Scotland hesitated to speak.

Not only is it rare.

There is no such thing as team building in organizations.

Two or three members who are familiar with each other occasionally get together to drink.

Any more will be gone.

The organization can reimburse the travel expenses of members when doing tasks. In fact, every place they go to is equivalent to a trip, and it is a public trip.

only……

No one is interested in playing, and all they can think about is doing tasks.

After completing the task, continue to receive the task, and then change places to complete the task.

"After all, apart from you, few people dare to engage in team building, right?" Bourbon said from the side.

Except for Kaa, the other members...

Most are not influential enough to bring people together.

And will also be suspected of being an undercover agent or a traitor.

Trying to get members together and catch them all in one fell swoop.

In organizations, this behavior is not impossible.

After all, there are too many mice.

And what Kaa proposed...

But it gives them a sense of security without having to worry about accidents.

It seems that all accidents will be solved by the other party in advance.

Just listen to him and let everyone get together and play.

"Hey~ That's right." Tsushima Shuji thought for a while and nodded with conviction.

"After all, except for me, everyone is a boring task addict." He spread his hands and said with both pride and helplessness.

Very provocative.

Bourbon almost laughed angrily when he saw the other party's arrogance.

If I remember correctly, Kaa's mission was all done by Osamu Dazai.

Being lazy can be said so arrogantly.

"As expected of you, Kaa." Bourbon's tone was full of emotion.

It's really shameless.

"Anyway, you two, Bourbon and Scotland, want to escape." Shuji Tsushima sat on the sofa, supporting his chin with one hand and speaking in a lazy tone.

"It's normal. After all, people like me..." He lowered his eyes.

"No one would want to stay with me forever." He raised the corner of his mouth.

Bourbon and Scotland looked at the gloomy-looking young man, and suddenly felt a little complicated in their hearts.

"This team building is just like saying goodbye to you." The young man's eyebrows were tired.

Just when Bourbon and Scotland were about to show apologetic expressions, the boy raised his head and smiled.

"Come on, come on, come on, then I can play with others. I'm tired of you two." He said with a very evil smile.

Bourbon \u0026 Scotch:…

"Give me back my feelings!! You brat!!" The blond man rolled up his sleeves and prepared to hit someone.

"Obviously you are too easy to fool, Bourbon and Scotland are just like idiots~" The young man easily dodged the opponent's attack, stepped on the back of the sofa and swayed, spreading his hands with ease.

"Watch the move." He jumped up and stretched out his hand towards Bourbon.

Then he supported Bourbon's head with one hand, made a spinning motion, and kicked the person out just before he landed.

Bourbon fell into the sofa:...

Damn it——

Scotland watched the two fighting and sighed calmly.

Kaa was right.

Just treat it as...

Say goodbye.