COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Accompanied by the sound of a wheelchair rolling and a low coughing sound.

A man in a black suit was pushed in by bodyguards.

Temperament mild, look worried.

Typical good parent.

"Uncle." Tsushima Shuji said while holding the cup and looking at him.

It started again.

Haruhiko Oba came in front of him, looked at the boy with wet hair wrapped in an orange blanket, and the girl beside him who was also wrapped in a blanket, almost laughed out loud.

"Ahem..." He coughed to cover up his smile.

Signal the bodyguard to record their pitiful appearance.

"What happened, Xiuzhi, why did you show up at the police station with Miss Mochizuki..." He reached out and touched the boy's head through the blanket.

After successfully ruffling the opponent's hair, he withdrew his hand in satisfaction.

Shuji Tsushima: ...I will bear it.

"Hello, you are the guardian of these two children." A police lady asked.

"Yes." Haruhiko Oba nodded.

The police lady looked at the man who was sitting in a wheelchair, but still had an outstanding temperament, a mild-looking black-haired man.

Then he looked at the boy with black hair and kite eyes, and the girl with black hair and black eyes.

The three were identified as a family.

"I'm just asking why your child fell into the water..." the police lady said politely.

"This question... I'm also very curious." Haruhiko Oba paused for a moment, then smiled lightly.

"Can Shuji tell us?" He threw the question to Shuji Tsushima.

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He looked at Izayoi Mochizuki.

Izayo Mochizuki also looked at him.

The two made eye contact.

Shuji Tsushima: Let’s just say that you accidentally fell, how about I jumped to save you?

Sixteen Nights Mochizuki: Why am I not the one who saves people?

Shuji Tsushima: Then I accidentally fell, and you can jump to save me too.

Sixteen Nights Mochizuki: Then everyone probably thinks that I have unusual feelings for you...

Shuji Tsushima: Maybe.

Sixteen Nights Mochizuki: Why can't we say that we committed suicide and jumped into the river.

Shuji Tsushima: Then we may appear in a mental hospital in the next second.

Izayoi Mochizuki was silent for a moment, then nodded: Then you save me.

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"Because...Miss Mochizuki accidentally fell down." The black-haired boy held the cup in his hand, his body was wrapped in a blanket, his eyes were gentle and compassionate.

"It's not time for her to return to heaven." He smiled lightly and satisfied.

People who commit suicide cannot go to heaven.

Sixteen Nights Mochizuki: ...Although I know I can't go to heaven, I still can't accept what you say.

How did I survive.

"Did you follow down to save her?" asked the police lady.

Sweeping the bandages on the opponent's body without a trace.

This kid is too kind.

"Ah." The young man answered as if it was a matter of course.

Shuji Tsushima: I am so kind! /Full of confidence?

"Okay, we understand the situation here." The police lady put away the pen and paper.

"Master, the next time you encounter such a situation, don't go down to save others easily, remember to call the police." When he came to Shuji Tsushima, he was full of affection.

"Your life is just as important," she said.

"...I see." The boy blinked.

Shuji Tsushima: Have the courage to admit your mistakes, never repent, and dare to do it next time, hehe~

Izayo Mochizuki was silent, like an autistic girl.

"Be careful next time, girl." Miss Police told her.

Izayoi Mochizuki nodded, without saying a word.

Next time, be careful to find a time and place where no one is there.

"Okay, go home early, I hope I won't see you again." Miss Police said.

"Let's go, Shuji." Haruhiko Oba greeted.

"Okay." Shuji Tsushima put the blanket and paper cup away and stood up.

Izayo Mochizuki was with him, and the two left the police station behind Haruhiko Oba.

"Fortunately, no passer-by recognized you, otherwise you two might be on the news." Haruhiko Oba teased.

"After all, the two of you are quite famous recently."

Shuji Tsushima and Mochizuki Izayoi looked at each other.

"I don't really mind..." Shuji Tsushima said.

"It doesn't matter." Izayo Mochizuki said calmly.

"I see." Haruhiko Oba nodded.

That's okay.

...

The next day, the two made the news as expected.

Headlines.

[The story that Alan De, a young entrepreneur and a genius writer, has to tell...]

【Kowdo genius and beautiful girl writer? 】

【The two of them fell into the water at the same time, why...】

[The talented and beautiful girl writer Shizaya Mochizuki is actually the illegitimate daughter of the director of Aland? 】

【What Haruhiko Oba, director of Aland, has to say...】

Izayoi Mochizuki was successfully blocked in the hotel.

"Excuse me, what is the relationship between Miss Mochizuki and Young Master Alan?"

"Excuse me, is Haruhiko Oba really your father?"

"Excuse me……"

Sixteen Nights Mochizuki: ...

"know."

"no."

"Not in love."

The girl with black hair and black eyes has a calm expression, with a unique literary spirit and melancholy nervousness between her eyebrows and eyes.

Shuji Tsushima, who had been prepared for a long time, did not go out at all.

Shuji Tsushima: As witty as I am?

"Shuji." Haruhiko Oba knocked on the door.

Tried knocking three times, still no answer.

He pushed open the door.

Shuji Tsushima was lying on the bed under the blanket and playing games.

Seeing him coming in, he just glanced at him and continued to play with his head down and didn't care.

"Has Xiuzhi watched the news?" Haruhiko Oba didn't care, just stopped the wheelchair at the door and asked.

"No." Shuji Tsushima said confidently with his eyes closed.

What's so good about the news you already know.

"The news says that you and Ms. Mochizuki have an extraordinary relationship..." Haruhiko Oba said quietly.

"Really? Hmm—" Shuji Tsushima touched his chin with one hand and closed his eyes thinking.

"It's true that the relationship is unusual." He nodded confidently.

After all, they were fished up from the same river.

Haruhiko Oba: ...

"They also said that Miss Mochizuki is Haruhiko Oba's daughter." He said helplessly as if he was telling a joke.

Shuji Tsushima raised his head and looked at him.

"Black hair." Shuji Tsushima pointed at his hair.

"Black eyes." Pointing to Haruhiko Oba.

"It's exactly the same as Ms. Mochizuki, isn't it normal to be misunderstood?" Shuji Tsushima said in a natural tone.

Does the appearance you choose have anything to do with me? /Be confident.

"Is Shuji really not clear?" Haruhiko Oba seemed to sigh.

"I don't know." Shuji Tsushima said firmly.

Do not admit, do not admit, do not admit.

Just don't admit it.

What can you do with me~

"The doctor said that Xiuzhi's health is not good, and he should eat less food like crab meat. It seems that there will be no more..." Haruhiko Oba regretfully shook his head.

Shuji Tsushima:?

As expected of you, it is abominable to use such means.

Do you think I will give in?

"I did it." Shuji Tsushima admitted happily.

So what if you admit it?

What can you do with me~

slightly slightly ~

"Since Xiuzhi admits it, it's fine." Haruhiko Oba said tolerantly.

"As long as Xiuzhi makes you happy." He said gently.

In the next second, the boy on the bed pointed his gun at him.

"As long as I'm happy, it doesn't matter if I kill Haruhiko Oba." The corners of his mouth raised and his eyes darkened.

Haruhiko Oba, who was pointed at with a gun, smiled.

Spread your hands to give up resistance.

"Of course," he said.

The two looked at each other silently.

"whispering sound--"

"It's not interesting."