COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

"...I'm really not sick..." Tsushima Shuji followed behind Midorikawa Wu with a helpless face.

Their destination is Beichuan Clinic.

"Compared to me, that doctor is abnormal." Shuji Tsushima complained.

His real problematic person became a doctor to treat a normal person like me.

"No way, Zero said it was the task of the organization..." Lu Chuan Wu looked back at him, his tone helpless.

This is the first time for me to accompany Kayo to see a doctor...

Wait a minute what should I do?

How did you do it before zero?

Midorikawa looked at the clinic in front of him and thought.

Thinking back to the advice his friend gave him.

"Don't believe Kaa's words."

"Watch out for that doctor."

The friend's serious expression doesn't look like a joke.

It's not like simply competing with Kayo.

I can't believe Kayo's words, but I have some experience...

The doctor is still meeting for the first time, what will be different?

Midori Chuanwu knocked on the door of Beichuan Clinic.

"Come in—" came a polite voice from inside.

Midorikawa pushed open the door, made way for Shuji Tsushima behind him, waited until Shuji Tsushima entered before following in, and closed the door smoothly.

Shuji Tsushima: Today is also a qualified follower, Mr. Scotland.

Midorikawa met Dr. Kitagawa who was in charge of Shuji Tsushima.

He looks quite young, with blond hair, gray eyes, a Nordic appearance, a white coat, and gold-rimmed glasses.

From the appearance alone, this is a young, promising and well-mannered doctor.

Midorikawa rubbed his chin thinking.

There is another client in the clinic.

A girl who looked about the same age as Shuji Tsushima.

With black hair and black eyes, even his temperament looks not much different from Shuji Tsushima's, with a nihilistic and melancholy appearance.

Midorikawa looked at the other party, then at Shuji Tsushima.

Although they don't look alike, but... they give people a very similar feeling.

Isn't it really a sibling or brother-sister relationship?

After seeing Murui Midorikawa and Shuji Tsushima coming in, she stood up.

"Do you need me to take you off? Miss Mochizuki." Dr. Beichuan stood up and asked.

The girl shook her head without saying a word, passing by Midorikawa Mu and Tsushima Shuji.

"You..." When passing Shuji Tsushima, he stopped.

"... nothing, it's empty." She stared at the expressionless boy.

The clean and empty black pupils and the dark kite eyes looked at each other.

Shuji Tsushima watched her silently.

"...your soul is torn apart..."

"But it's shining, like a starry sky, very beautiful." The girl said and stretched out her hand to Shuji Tsushima.

"This lady..." Lu Chuan Wu stretched out his hand to stop her movement.

"Goodbye." The girl withdrew her hand, and there was no look of frustration on her face, she was extremely calm.

She ignored Midorikawa Wu, but watched Tsushima Shujimichi.

Then he walked out of the clinic without hesitation.

"This is really..." Lu Chuanwu, who was ignored, shook his head.

Somewhat similar to Kayo, a beautiful and strange girl.

"Miss Mochizuki is a writer, so the world she sees is a little different from ordinary people."

"Her way of speaking is also different from ordinary people, but she is a patient who is easy to get along with."

"Except for being unwilling to take medicine..." Dr. Beichuan, who was sitting on the sofa, sighed and poured two cups of tea.

"Meet you again, Master Tsushima."

"And, first meeting, new bodyguard."

"Please sit down." He stretched out his hand to signal the two to sit down on the sofa.

"Is that also a patient of Dr. Beichuan just now?" Lu Chuanwu asked.

"Ah, Ms. Mochizuki is the patient I took over when I first changed careers as a doctor." Dr. Beichuan nodded.

"It's the first time she praised the beauty of a person's soul..."

"You know, Miss Mochizuki's evaluation of me before was a false ghost-like gloomy soul." Doctor Beichuan laughed.

"Although I said that, I still quite agree with Ms. Mochizuki's evaluation." The blond man nodded.

"In a sense, that Miss Mochizuki can also be regarded as God's darling."

"I'm troubled by my talent." Doctor Beichuan sighed regretfully.

Scotland: ...it's more like Kaa...

"Excuse me, did that Miss Mochizuki...do anything that hurt me?" Lu Chuan asked hesitantly.

"This is the patient's privacy, I can't say it." Doctor Beichuan struggled.

"That's it..." Lu Chuan nodded thoughtfully.

"Does the information dealer have any information that cannot be sold?" Shuji Tsushima asked blankly.

Scotland: ...Information dealer?

Speaking of well-known information dealers...

"...Game?" Scotland tentatively asked with a complicated expression.

The informer of urban legend.

As long as you give money, you can get any information and accept any commission.

"Ah...that's really..." The blond man smiled shyly, and lifted his glasses with his hands.

"Then, how much is this guest willing to pay?" He folded his hands on his chin, looking relaxed.

"No need." Scotland shook his head.

He hasn't reached the point where he needs to spend money on information about an ordinary girl.

"In this case, consider it a gift from me to His Royal Highness Noah."

"Miss Mochizuki has a serious tendency to self-destruct." The blond man's tone showed regret.

"...Take this news as a gift, you are really perfunctory, doctor." Shuji Tsushima said in a low tone.

"Hahahahahahaha... I'm sorry, I'm just kidding." Dr. Beichuan couldn't help laughing, then cleared his throat.

Scotland: ...Is this doctor really okay?

I always feel that compared with Kao, this doctor is more like a lunatic.

"Actually, I'm not good at being a psychiatrist at all... I'm better at surgery." The blond man was talking, and a scalpel suddenly appeared in his white-gloved hand.

At the same time, a gun was placed on his head.

"I'm just showing off my knife skills. Brother, your reaction is exactly the same as that of last time..." The doctor put down the scalpel and raised his hand to indicate that he was completely harmless.

"Sure enough, he is a person who came from the same place." He said incomprehensibly.

"The little black-skinned brother just drew his gun without saying a word..." He sighed leisurely.

"Well, Master Tsushima, who do you think you are now? Shuji Tsushima or Osamu Dazai? Or...others?" He didn't care about the gun on his forehead at all, but asked in a leisurely tone.

"Is there any difference? These are all me." The boy sat on the sofa with a gloomy expression.

"In this case..." the doctor thought seriously.

"You really are seriously ill. My little brother, let me tell you that when children are young, they always like to fantasize that they are special existences, thinking that they have special abilities balablabala..." He pointed his gun and turned his head earnestly. Head towards Scotland Road.

Scotland: ...is this doctor... really reliable?

"How about trying to communicate with Osamu Dazai or someone else?" the doctor suggested.

"..." Shuji Tsushima was expressionless.

What's the difference between that and letting me talk to myself...

"Huh..." Shuji Tsushima sighed and got up.

"Let's go, Luchuan-kun."

"By the way, that Miss Mochizuki's pen name is Shizayo Mochizuki. If you have time, you can go to the bookstore and buy a few books." The doctor advertised as if he had received a promotion fee.