COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Shuji Tsushima was wearing a blue and white striped hospital gown, leaning on a cane in one hand, with a plaster cast hanging around his neck with a bandage in the other, and a thick plaster cast and bandage on his left foot.

Limp trying to escape from the hospital.

Shuji Tsushima: When is the Juezan escape plan going on?

It is impossible to be hospitalized, in this life...

"Master Tsushima?!"

ah oh.

"Where are you going?" Doctor Renzu who had met once came over and asked.

Shuji Tsushima: ...

"...I just want to take a walk and see if I can meet someone I know..." He looked at the man calmly.

Don't panic, it's not a big problem, stay steady.

"You're joking, how could you be in the hospital by such a coincidence..." Met an acquaintance.

Doctor Ninja smiled.

"Brother Tsushima?"

"Tsushima-kun?"

Doctor Ninzu: ...It's really possible to meet.

"Look, I met you." Shuji Tsushima looked at the elementary school students and Mao Lilan who came over, and said to Doctor Ninzu in a flat tone.

It seems that we must escape from the hospital today, or another accident will happen.

"Why is Tsushima-kun in the hospital..." Mao Lilan looked at Shuji Tsushima.

The right eye is wrapped with a bandage, the left face is covered with medical cotton cloth, the left hand is hung around the neck with a plaster bandage, the right hand is leaning on a cane, and the left foot is also covered with a thick plaster cast.

Looks like it just had a horrible accident.

"You are more injured than my father... are you okay?" Mao Lilan worried.

After all, Dad just twisted his foot and it was so miserable.

"What happened to Brother Tsushima?" Edogawa Conan pulled Shuji Tsushima's hospital gown.

This guy Tsushima...couldn't commit suicide again...

"Well... this..." Tsushima Shuji lowered his eyes, his eyes were empty.

Start remembering what happened to you.

That day, he found a long tree on the mountain that was very suitable for hanging himself, so he hanged himself very happily.

Hanging and hanging, a flock of birds flew over.

Without saying a word, he started pecking wildly at the rope he was hanging from.

The rope snapped.

He fell from the tree.

Then rolled all the way from the mountain to the foot of the mountain.

Rolled in front of a car.

So he was taken to the hospital.

The doctor recognized him.

In fear and trepidation, they wrapped him up with three layers inside and three layers outside.

then……

It became like this now...

But would he say that to elementary school students?

Shuji Tsushima: Impossible! /Be confident.

"... There was an accident." The young man shook his head, as if he didn't want to say more.

However, others who didn't understand the situation had already imagined an unexpected tragedy for him.

For example, Mao Lilan.

Tsushima-kun is so kind, how could...

"Let's not talk about unhappy things, why is Mr. Mori hospitalized?" Shuji Tsushima cheered up and asked.

"My father... twisted his foot when he was catching the prisoner..." Mao Lilan said helplessly.

Shuji Tsushima: ...

"...It seems to be an accident." He responded flatly.

Kudo Shinichi Fisheye: Hehe, it is obviously caused by Uncle Mori thinking about drinking and reading magazines every day, and lack of exercise.

This guy Tsushima may have done something to scare others to death again.

"You should go back to your room." Doctor Renzu reminded.

"...I see." Shuji Tsushima said in a melancholy tone.

"Then, see you next time, Conan, Miss Xiaolan." He greeted the two, turned his head and limped away.

"Tsushima-kun is alone...it looks so lonely..."

Mao Lilan looked at the back of the other party leaving and said suddenly.

"Sister Xiaolan, what are you talking about?" Edogawa Conan raised his head and asked.

"Hey? It's nothing." Mao Lilan shook her head and said.

"Let's go, let's go see Dad together."

...

it's dark.

The hospital is still brightly lit at night.

Shuji Tsushima, the second escape plan is underway?

As a result, with the sound of messy footsteps and Kogoro Mori yelling the alarm, the hospital suddenly became full of people.

All patients walked out of the ward.

Shuji Tsushima standing in the corridor: ...

The expressionless face naturally joined the other patients.

Be a melon-eating crowd to join in the fun.

A group of people came to where Kogoro Mori was.

It's a utility room in a hospital.

It turned out that Mori Kogoro saw someone killing someone in this utility room in his ward.

In desperation, he ran out of the ward and asked to call the police.

However, let alone dead people in the utility room, there was not a single drop of blood.

This made the nurses who rushed to call the police and the police who rushed to the police fell into deep thought.

Doctors said that Mori Kogoro had a mental problem.

Mori Kogoro thought about it for a moment, and affirmed what the doctor said.

"Speaking of which, I did fall asleep out of nowhere..."

Onlookers: Oh~

It turned out to be sick.

That's fine.

The last thing a hospital needs is patients.

The patients watching the excitement dispersed in twos and threes.

"Brother Tsushima also heard Uncle Mori's voice?" Conan Edogawa came to Shuji Tsushima in the corridor and asked.

"...Yes, after all, the people in the surrounding wards have come out." Shuji Tsushima admitted without hesitation.

Kudo Shinichi: Hehe, why did I not believe it at first.

"Conan." Shuji Tsushima looked down at the pupil.

"Mr. Maori has stepped into someone else's conspiracy."

"You have to pay attention." He said softly.

Then he left on crutches.

Kudo Shinichi Fisheye: If you have anything to say, you should make it clear.

Who can understand it like this.

...

Shuji Tsushima returned to the ward and saw gin and vodka sitting in the ward.

"Ah?" Shuji Tsushima closed the door and went back to bed.

"Who did it?" Qin Jiu asked, looking at the young man who was wrapped up tightly and miserable.

Shuji Tsushima: Although I really want to blame the elementary school students, but...

Maori Detective Agency and Kudo Shin's family may be blown up overnight...

wait! Isn't that better? !

Shuji Tsushima thought for a moment.

"I fell from the mountain when I hanged myself," he said to Gin.

Shuji Tsushima: I'm such a nice person.

Mori Kogoro and Kudo Shinichi should really thank me?

Gin Rage +1+1+1+1+1+1...

Gin anger value +n.

The anger gauge is full... oops, the anger gauge is full!

"I didn't expect that I would fall..." Shuji Tsushima lowered his head listlessly.

While scheming, he showed his arms and feet with plaster casts.

"Vodka, let's go." Gin got up and left.

I'm afraid that if I stay any longer, I won't be able to resist beating Cahor, who is already tightly packed, until only one eye is exposed.

"whispering sound--"

"Next time you visit me at the hospital, please bring canned crab meat as a gift, thank you~" Shuji Tsushima said slowly.

Gin, who was about to leave the room, stopped in his tracks.

"There will be no next time, Kayo." He turned his head to look at the confident person on the hospital bed.

Shuji Tsushima: I can't hear you.

...

Kudo Shinichi, at the end of the corridor, saw a black coat and long silver hair flashing past.

Kudo Shinichi:! ! ! It's those two men! !

What are they doing in the hospital? !

He hurriedly chased after it, but found that the corridor was empty and there was no one there.

"Damn it! Missed it again!" He slammed the wall heavily.

"Sister Nurse, have you seen the two men in black clothes..." He immediately ran to ask the nurse on duty.

"The man in black? No." The nurse shook her head.

"That's it, thank you sister nurse." Edogawa Conan thanked obediently.

hateful.

What the hell are those two guys here for!