COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Today's weather is sunny.

Shuji Tsushima was driven to Teiko by the almighty nanny/driver Toru Amuro as usual.

but……

"There seems to be something wrong today." Amuro, who was driving, looked at the heavy atmosphere around him for some reason.

Always felt……

Have a lot of eyes on them?

Shuji Tsushima: Creepy, hairs stand on his head.

"……I feel it now."

"The breath of the hellhound..." he said in a low tone.

Toru Amuro: ...Suddenly, I can no longer feel the heavy atmosphere.

"You should get out of the car, Tsushima-kun."

"Go and spend a happy day with your Demon King's army." He reminded cheerfully.

Shuji Tsushima: ...

"Tch..." He got out of the car dissatisfied.

...

Shuji Tsushima looked out of the window at one bird after another that kept hitting the window, and silently lay down on the table.

What a silly bird.

The students in Class A of the third year treated him more and more strangely.

Shuji Tsushima: I won't be arrested as a cult leader...

When he found that no matter where he went, he would be quiet. There were separate sofas and round tables in the restaurant, and there were more sofas and round tables on the rooftop... It felt even more...

Shuji Tsushima: Ah, when did I really do something like an evil o pyramid scheme?

He carefully searched through his chaotic memory.

Ah... it seems that it didn't happen.

It's impossible to remember so confusingly that you forget it.

He was lying on the sofa on the roof, squinting his eyes and thinking lazily.

Turning his head, he saw a row of birds quietly perched beside him.

Turning his head again, there are also birds behind him.

Taking a closer look, he was already surrounded by flocks of birds of various colors.

And most of them have bugs or something in their mouths.

Shuji Tsushima:! ! ! gin! Help!

He sat up abruptly and stood up, but the birds around him were not frightened by his movements at all, and instead made way for him in the direction he was facing.

Shuji Tsushima: ...

He stared at the bugs in the beaks around him, shivered, and ran away.

All afternoon, I didn't leave the classroom.

The teachers and students who are used to the other party skipping class in the afternoon and staying on the balcony, and will not show up in the classroom until after school: Why is Tsushima-kun like this?

...

Shuji Tsushima saw the dog squatting at the school gate.

One, two... three, four...

group.

Shuji Tsushima: I'm so scared/weak.jpg

"Tsushima..." Midorikawa Wu, who was in charge of picking him up from school, was about to say hello when he saw the boy walking out of the school gate.

"Drive quickly." The other party rushed into the car in an instant, urging him to drive.

Scotland: ... Kaa today ... what's the matter?

At the door of Tsushima's apartment, there was a neat row of dead mice.

Shuji Tsushima:! ! !

Scotland:? ? ?

"Who... did this?" It was too bad.

Scotland frowned.

"I don't think...it was made by humans..." Shuji Tsushima said weakly and frustrated.

"..." Scotland silently found tools to clean up the scene.

When I looked up after cleaning, I found that the boy who was standing by the side had disappeared.

Scotland: Where did you go again...

It's almost time for dinner.

...

"Sure enough, this desperate world..."

"Only death is my pursuit—"

The boy stood by the river with a deadpan expression and a numb tone.

Then turned his back to the river, spread his arms, and fell into the river with his eyes closed.

"plop"

"Gudong... Gudong..."

Water kept pouring into the nose and mouth.

[Mr. Dazai——]

Someone's calling sounded in a trance.

He opened his eyes.

Saw dense schools of fish in the water.

They surrounded him and forced him out of the water.

Shuji Tsushima:? ? ?

He sat on a group of fish in a daze, looking at the shoals of fish that were constantly thumping and splashing in the water.

fell silent.

He was pushed ashore.

Shuji Tsushima sat on the shore watching the fish dive into the water again, and was dazed for a while.

"Aqiu..." He sneezed.

The hair has become half dry, and the clothes are still wet with their own body temperature, sticking to the body.

"Forget it." He stood up.

"gone back."

"Today is really not suitable for entering the water."

He was walking leisurely on the road alone with the night breeze blowing.

When passing by a family, he stopped.

"Yo, long time no see." He squatted at the door of that house and waved to the Akita dog lying inside.

The Akita raised its head alertly and stared at him.

"It's a pity, I didn't bring dog food today..." He squatted outside and held his face in his hands and said regretfully.

Unexpectedly, after watching him for a long time, the Akita dog inside stretched out its paws and pushed the bowl of dog food in front of him towards him.

Shuji Tsushima:? ? ? ? ! ! !

He stood up abruptly, turned around and left.

There is definitely something wrong with the world.

This is not normal! ! !

How could a dog give him dog food? ! ! Help--

too frightening! ! !

"System system, come out quickly."

"There is something wrong with this world." He called the system.

"Why don't you give me another world, I really can't accept such a world..."

"The thought of the little dwarf handing me his job..." He had a weird expression.

System: ...Don't call Zhongyuan Zhongye a dog so naturally! ! Did you...discover something?

[It's not because of the world, but you as the host...] The system paused for a moment, as if looking for an excuse to deceive the host.

[… got the talent called Animal Friend. ] It explained so.

"I don't want it, throw it away." Shuji Tsushima replied without hesitation.

[...This... can no longer be withdrawn. ] The system is obedient.

"waste."

System: ... I knew it would be another way of saying it...

[Compared to this... I think you, the host...] The system hesitated.

"Huh? What do you want to say, staring at me from behind? I have already..." I found out...

Shuji Tsushima turned his head and met a group of staring eyes.

"!!! Hellhound!!" he said.

Just run away.

[Host you...]

"It's better to keep your mouth shut about the useless system~" Shuji Tsushima threatened inwardly.

System: OK/shuddering.

Shuji Tsushima saw the lights of Café Poirot.

Immediately, he opened the door and rushed in.

"Welcome light..." Toru Amuro raised his head when he heard the sound of the door opening, and was about to say a welcome speech.

I saw a young man with a weak look casually find a seat and sit down.

Then heavily, with one face pressed against the table, he lay down on the table, with his hands hanging straight down.

Toru Amuro: ...

"Tou Jun~" The boy lying on his stomach weakly raised a hand to greet him.

"This guest, what do you have..." Do you need it.

Amuro Toru was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"I'll leave my life to you later." Shuji Tsushima said with a heavy tone, looking at him with trusting eyes.

Amuro Toru who doesn't know why:? ? ?

"Meet the enemy?" He asked in a low voice.

"..." Shuji Tsushima nodded frantically.

"How many?" Toru Amuro frowned.

"A group, too many." Shuji Tsushima was full of fear.

Amuro fell into thought.

With Kao's skills, the enemies that can make him feel terrible... or a group of...

How terrible must it be? ! ! !