COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

"Cod... tuna..." Scotland carefully selects ingredients.

"I said you... don't you think you spoil that guy too much?" Toru Amuro, who was pushing the shopping cart, spoke dissatisfiedly.

"Hmm..." Scotland didn't stop taking ingredients.

"After all, our task now is to take care of him..."

"Master Tsushima, he's a picky eater." The Scottish voice was gentle.

Amuro watched helplessly as his friend carefully selected ingredients for the kid.

Jing Guang, why did you accept it so quickly! ! !

Also call him Master Tsushima...

Have you been brainwashed by that brat Kayo?

"Mr. Amuro, don't forget what you promised." Scotland reminded.

Toru Amuro: ...

"Otherwise, if Master Tsushima gets angry..." Scotland shook his head.

Kayo is angry, and you are the one who gets hurt, Zero.

"Of course I...will not forget." Amuro Toru, with a particularly cheerful smile.

He glanced darkly at the figure in front of him.

Troublesome underage, huh.

"Mom, look, that looks like a gymnastics big brother..." A little girl pulled her mother's clothes and pointed excitedly at a young man dressed in ordinary clothes.

"You've got the wrong person." The woman looked at the other party and said to the girl.

"But it really seems..." The little girl hesitated

"Big Brother Gymnastics is much younger than him..." the woman explained.

"Oh..." The little girl was led away by the woman.

Real Gymnastics Big Brother/Michi Otoda himself: ...

Suddenly, the background of the whole person became dark and gloomy.

Shuji Tsushima:!

"Big Brother Gymnastics..."

"The big brother carrying a bag of salted mackerel..."

The man carrying a bag of salted mackerel fell silent.

Looking at the young man rushing in front of him, there was no fluctuation in his heart.

"I'm a loyal fan of your show, and my favorite is Big Brother Gymnastics." The other party said with shining star eyes.

Biao Tianli said: "It's so flashy."

wrong……

Speaking of which, at your age, do you actually watch shows like this with your mother?

He looked at each other carefully.

His eyes glanced at the bandaged area of ​​the other party, and then quickly skipped it, with a look of indifference.

"Please sign it for me." The boy handed him a small notebook and a pen.

Biao Tianli said: There is really no way...

This is the social situation that people in contemporary society have to face...

He took the notebook and pen and wrote his name.

"In the future, please continue to support the program group with mom...Thank you very much..." He put on a business smile and handed back the signed notebook and pen.

Why on a rare holiday…

I'm still forced to work...

"Yes... I will continue to support you." The boy said with eyes full of stars.

You must have never expected that what I watched was the unedited version.

Ah, this is the way it is forced to open.

It's too bad, it's really too bad.

Shuji Tsushima: I fully understand this feeling.

What a hopeless world...

...

"That's..." Toru Amuro looked at the boy in black with a star-chasing look and asked an ordinary-looking young man who looked rather sad and handsome for his autograph.

Could it be a famous actor? Or a singer?

Toru Amuro carefully looked at the young man with a backpack and a hat.

He just couldn't figure out who the other party was.

"Ah, it should be the host of a show that Tsushima likes recently..." Scotland glanced at the other party and explained silently.

"Host...?" Toru Amuro was puzzled.

Kayo actually fell in love with a host?

"What show?" Criminal reasoning? still is……

"Parent-child show, with mom..." Scotland interrupted his friend's speculation.

Parent-child column... Huh? ? ?

Toru Amuro looked up at Scotland in surprise.

Parent-child column? with mom? Kayo likes to watch?

Jing Guang...

Are you serious?

"Really?" "Did I hear wrong?" "Tell me it's not true" written in his purple eyes.

Scotland shook his head helplessly.

"It's true." He said deeply.

"Tsushima will also do gymnastics with their show...the voice of the singing host in it is exactly the same as his..." Scotland had a gentle expression, showing tolerance for children.

Compared with hobbies like suicide, watching parent-child programs... is obviously more acceptable.

Toru Amuro: ...

I actually think it's better to get along with Kayo who committed suicide...

"Master Tsushima, is there anything else you need?" Scotland naturally came to the side of the two who were in the scene of a fan meeting.

Biao Tianli said: "Master?" Ah...this young man...could be the young master of some big family...

Socializing, which is already painful, is even more painful.

"Hello, Master Tsushima likes your show very much, especially you as the host." Lu Chuanwu said kindly.

Biao Tianli said: ...is it really true...

"Thank you for your liking." Thinking of how innocently this boy at this age actually likes to watch parent-child shows...

It's good to be protected, but I'm still very naive, thinking that society is beautiful and relaxed.

In the future, I don’t need to compromise with the society, I don’t need to bow my head to anyone, and force myself to smile...

Biao Tianli said: The background is really a good thing.

"Then goodbye, I will visit your TV station next time~" Shuji Tsushima waved goodbye happily.

"OK."

The smile on Rimichi Omoteda's face was bright enough to be almost numb.

After seeing the other party disappear completely, the smile on his face was immediately withdrawn, his expression was numb, and his eyes were dejected.

It's not suitable to go out today.

...

"That Mr. Biaotian...it's not the same as on the show..." Scotland recalled the other party's erratic performance on the show.

"Because you are there, you have to ensure the image, and he doesn't know that we are watching the unedited version..." Shuji Tsushima said lightly.

That's why I took out the positive and sunny image in the show to face them.

"What do you mean by that?" asked Toru Amuro, who was driving.

It's been a while, why is the situation so unexpected?

Shuji Tsushima lowered his head and played the game, ignoring him.

Scotland thought for a while, but didn't know how to answer, so he smiled.

"Well... you'll know in the evening." His tone was gentle.

Today's dinner is made by Toru Amuro and Muru Midorikawa.

By the way, since Toru Amuro came back, the driver's task has fallen to him again.

Toru Amuro: ...

...

after dinner.

"Is this... the host's program I met today..." Toru Amuro looked at the boy stretching his limbs in the living room with an inexplicable expression.

Kayo... has finally gone crazy?

"...That's it..." Scotland indicated with his eyes.

"Speaking of which, the singing host's voice is really similar to Kayo's..." It can be said to be almost exactly the same...

Some thoughts in Toru Amuro's heart are about to stir.

I don't know if the host who sings will accept private work.

Like...recording?

Use Kayo's voice to frantically apologize and admit mistakes...

Toru Amuro:! When I think of the scene where Kayo apologized and admitted his mistake, I immediately feel at ease physically and mentally.

Scotland looked at his friend and shook his head helplessly.

Why are you like Kayo...Zero.