Combo, that infinite love song

Chapter 209 The Wise Man Does Not Fall in Love, and It Is Difficult to Be a Wise Man When He Meets Her!!

“Brave, this troublesome woman will be handed over to you, marry her quickly.”

“？！！”

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Yunge looked around in amazement.

At this moment, the eyes of the whole class were focused on him, as if urging him to quickly marry the woman who was crying and crying on the podium and releasing the resentment of the single dog.

[No, what is this special meow about me!] Yun Ge frowned.

We just want to quietly watch the drama and eat melons, so we don’t want to flow this muddy water, and the elderly single women think about it is super troublesome, don’t do it!

[And you don’t always shout, as long as it’s a woman, since you are hungry, don’t you hurry up?] 】

He gestured with his eyes to the person closest to him.

However, the latter shook his head decisively.

[Which line of us, coaxing girls this thing Yunge you are the best at, just now don’t you coax Karuizawa Kei classmates three or two times, come and come, this is another one, it’s time for you to play, brave! 】

The corners of Yunge’s eyes twitched, these useless guys.

Usually shouting that as long as it is a mother, even a pig will catch up, and the result is this?

At the critical moment, it all withered! Useless!

They all look at what I do, we are very picky about eating, and Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka is not in my hunting range.

“Classmate Yunge, it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t matter, you better hurry up.”

“Don’t don’t don’t, teachers and students love such a high-end gameplay we don’t want to play!”

His face was full of resistance, after all, he had stepped on a thunder before.

I am not the kind of person who knows that there is a minefield ahead, and still has to take the stereo to jump up.

“Just comfort her, you don’t need to really marry her.”

“Why don’t you get up?”

“According to science, when a woman is sad, she will be comforted by a high-value boy very quickly, and our appearance is not as good as yours.”

“……… That’s true. ”

“……… NMD。 ”

Honestly, Yunge didn’t know how to open his mouth.

If this were to comfort others, he could still think of a way, but comfort an older single woman.

He just thought it was really hard for him to do.

We are a current charge, I really can’t understand the pain of single dogs, aren’t you trying to embarrass me?

But now it can only be hardened on the scalp.

Yunge only felt that he was a beast trainer at the moment, comforting a lioness who did not want anyone, afraid that the opposite side would do something irrational and swallow herself.

“Cough, what, Teacher Hiratsuka, you don’t have to be so sad, isn’t it single, now many women plan to be single for a lifetime, and can’t find a man to chill.”

“……… I don’t plan to be single for the rest of my life! And very cold, really cold, when the class party those bastards have company, I am alone, no man is willing to help me block the wine! ”

“Oh, I remember you didn’t drink everybody down.”

“That’s not the point!”

Yunge’s expression was very subtle.

Let men block the wine? Do you need it? As far as your amount of alcohol is concerned, I drink the whole audience directly, and to be honest, I envy you.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was a little embarrassed.

Who made her angry at the time, those smelly women each showed off their male companions to her, and if that was the case, he would drink them and their men all on their stomachs

Then go straight away, waving your sleeve without taking away a cloud, leaving only a bill…

“Cough, in fact, recently I met a queen, people directly killed their relatives to send their husbands to prison, teachers can learn from others.”

“……… My husband who couldn’t get me to go to jail. ”

“I’m giao! Who let you learn this, I am letting you learn the spirit of the strong woman who does not rely on men! Wise people don’t fall in love and don’t understand! ”

Yunge is a little broken, this woman dares not to hold back, is not that no one wants it, what a big deal.

Hiratsuka listened to the corners of his eyes twitch wildly as he spoke, thinking that you have a face to say this.

She raised her hand and pointed it at Crazy Three, Furumi Glass, Kei Karuizawa, and Shiho Miyano.

“Yunge, you flirt with girls all day long, what qualifications do you have to say that wise people don’t fall in love?”

“Well, this… It is difficult to be a wise man when she is encountered. ”

He looked affectionately at the girl next to him, and at the same time, Crazy Three also looked at this side with affection.

“Ah la ~ Yun Ge classmate, I love you.”

“Crazy three, I love you too.”

The surrounding area suddenly turned into a pink atmosphere.

The two people interlocked their fingers, the distance was getting closer and closer, and the atmosphere was as if they were going to kiss the scene in the next second.

“What a flash!”

Hiratsuka gritted her teeth and picked up the blackboard and threw it directly at the dog man and woman.

The whole class of boys was also extremely jealous, eager to pour their thoughts into the blackboard to wipe it, so that the goods would be smashed to death.

And isn’t it said to comfort well, how to suddenly let go, can you two separate occasions, this is in front of a large group of single dogs, don’t do such a cruel thing is not good.

“Damn, aaah! I want to fall in love! This garbage cherry blossom province, hundreds of millions of people, not even a bubble old woman, nothing! ”

“Oh what a sin…”

Yunge couldn’t help but pity and sympathize.

This woman is not saved, she wants to fall in love and wants to go crazy, that is, she is her own teacher, and she does not respect her very much.

If only it were for his own little Pythromye……… He was immediately taken to the pet hospital for sterilization.

“There is really nothing good about falling in love, that is, there are people to accompany you every day, and there is no longer loneliness, life is more than ten times happier, eating Ma Ma Xiang, sleeping is more motivated……… And super troublesome, to change the sheets frequently. ”

“Cloud song! Today you deduct 100 points directly from the exam! ”

“？！！”

Shizuka Hirazuka shivered with envy.

Listen to what this says, no one says yes!

Life is a dozen times happier? How happy that must be, she as a single person can’t even think of it.

The envy of the crowd is also speechless.

Didn’t you comfort her, how do you still add fuel to the fire, even Versailles up, give force points can’t work, usually you are not very six, what happened today.

Yun Ge shrugged, this type he was not good at.

Or you guys will go up, I want to watch the play, I don’t want to act.

“Ha, hahaha, forget it, it doesn’t matter what it is, the god lord who is related to me should hate me.”

“Oh? Ping 207 teachers have figured it out? ”

“Ah, yeah, I figured it out, people like me just can’t find men, right?” This damn world is targeting me! ”

“Ah yes, yes, you’re right.”

Yunge once again played his emotional intelligence at that time when he was high and low, “when a woman is angry, she must give affirmation according to her words.”

This is the skill he saw in the treatment of women from the “Rank of the Confession”, and it must be correct!

A large well sign appeared between Hiratsuka’s forehead.

“Whoops, if a demon appears before me now, saying that paying the price of the soul will make me make a wish, I will make a wish to let a huge meteorite smash into this city where no one wants me, and destroy it!”

“……… Are you a schoolboy? ”

Yunge helplessly complained.

And it’s not a wish.

He knows, there really are creatures called demons in this world, and you don’t really have to sacrifice your soul.

And yet in the next second.

“Boom!!!”

There was a huge roar and impact from the direction of the playground, and in an instant the windows of the teaching building shattered, as if a meteorite had suddenly fallen.

Yunge: “??? ”

Shizuka Hirata: “??? ”

Class: “??? ”

Everyone looked carefully at the playground, only to see that a large pit appeared on the original green lawn, still emitting black smoke, and vaguely saw what existed in the big pit.

“Really, really a meteorite?” Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, is your soul okay? ”

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