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Chapter 800: Zhu Bajie is dumbfounded

The three masters and apprentices headed west.

The sun was empty until noon.

Choose a place to rest in the shade.

"Master, what do you have for lunch today?"

The gods such as Wu Fang Jie Di, who had dug for a day, also looked at Su Xun eagerly.

They are happiest when they eat every day, happy like a group of two hundred jin children.

Zhu Bajie is confused again, shouldn't he go for alms?

What can I say for myself?

"Wukong, find something to eat. In order to celebrate Ba Jie's joining our great Buddhist team, we had hot pot at noon today, and it was booming."

Su Xun took out the tool from the system space.

"Good Master, the disciple will go back."

Monkey King's voice fell and disappeared instantly.

Zhu Bajie secretly said, this should be alms.

After a while, Monkey King came back.

Five rabbits, seven pheasants, and a lot of various vegetables were brought back.

Seeing those rabbits and pheasants, Zhu Bajie's eyes stared: "Shall we eat meat?"

"Nonsense, isn't it obvious?" Monkey King said angrily.

Zhu Bajie ignored him, but looked at Su Xun: "Master, do we eat meat?"

"Naturally, and cook for the teacher himself." Su Xun showed a gentle smile.

Zhu Bajie was a little dizzy in his head, and looked at Wufang Jiezhe and Shiba Jialan Jialan.

However, before he could ask, the other party had already proficiently raised the hare and pheasant to start raw food.

"Fuck, this rabbit is very fat, big and small, is this the big sage who has captured the whole family?"

"The elder said that the family should be neat and tidy, and we can be regarded as helping them reunite."

"That said, it's the first time to eat hot pot. It sounds like you know it's delicious."

"Don't say it, the saliva will melt the cigarette butts."

Watching a group of monks roll up their sleeves, spit out smoke in their mouths, squat on the ground with **** mouths, and bluff casually, Zhu Bajie felt that Sanguan had been severely impacted.

This... Is this still a monk?

He listened to Bodhisattva, and in order to be a monk, he ate vegetarian food for so many years in Fuling Mountain.

As a result, I found that the monk can actually eat meat, drink alcohol, and export it as dirty.

He felt whether he was deceived by the Bodhisattva.

Is this the real daily life of monks?

Zhu Bajie felt that he had realized it.

No wonder the Tathagata Buddha was covered with fat.

Throwing these messy things out of the sky, Zhu Bajie thinks about it, the more it gets wrong: "Master, it is a violation of the monks to eat meat! If the Bodhisattva knows about it, how can it be done!"

A group of people looked at him at the same time, looking like another silly beep.

Zhu Bajie was taken aback, did he say something wrong?

Yintou Jiezhe said confidently: "I don't want to let the Bodhisattva know it?"

Zhu Bajie: "..."

It sounds reasonable, but I couldn't refute it for a while.

"But if the Bodhisattva knew it!" Zhu Bajie originally thought that he was greedy for money and lust, but he did not expect this group of people to be more excessive than himself.

The duty Cao spit out a smoke ring and said lightly: "When the Bodhisattva knows it, he will call him to eat together. It's just a matter of multiple chopsticks."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

He can't remember how many times he was speechless.

Is this horse riding a matter of multiple chopsticks!

"Master!" Zhu Bajie looked at Su Xun.

He felt that Su Xun, as a mortal, must have been bewitched by these evil gods and Buddhas, and he must save him!

Otherwise, once the bodhisattvas discover that they have broken the precepts, they will definitely not be allowed to continue learning the scriptures.

In that way, how could he become a Buddha?

"Bajie, peace of mind, the Bodhisattva can't beat us." Su Xun said lightly.

Zhu Bajie: "..."

My heart is so tired, it is completely broken.

Zhu Bajie sat on the ground with an expression of hopelessness, and began to think about pig life.

Soon after the ingredients were processed, the search took out a packet of hot pot ingredients and threw it in, and the water began to boil.

The fragrance is everywhere.

A group of bald heads surrounded the fire boiler, salivating and swallowing non-stop.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but sniffed, it smelled so good, it really was a depraved evil!

"Okay, OK, you can start eating."

"You're welcome, move the chopsticks yourself. If you don't have enough ingredients, just continue to add them."

"Ah! It smells so delicious, it's delicious!"

"Elder Tang is always able to produce a variety of superb delicacies, which makes people nostalgic!"

Listening to these discussions, Zhu Bajie suddenly realized that the harmless Tang Seng was the mastermind!

Su Xun shouted: "Bajie, what are you doing in a daze, come over and eat, isn't it fragrant enough?"

"Idiot, come and eat." Monkey King also waved to him.

Zhu Bajie was indifferent, holding back the urge to swallow, holding back, he must hold back, and he will never go with them!

five minutes later……

"Master, help me add some soup, ah, sizzle—it smells so good!"

Zhu Bajie's mouth was greasy, and he let out a gratified sigh, his pig eyes narrowed.

"Hey, idiot, now I'm not afraid that I won't be able to become a Buddha if I break the precepts?" Monkey King teased.

Zhu Bajie sneered, flicked his sleeves, took a cigarette, and said, "Become a Buddha?"

"Is the hot pot not fragrant enough, or is my Cuilan not enough? What is good about becoming a Buddha?"

"Marshal Tianpeng finally realized it, come here, everyone toast to congratulate him!" Polo said, drunk, raising his glass.

"Cheers!"

A group of people toasted at the same time, listening to dynamic music, smoking hardcover Chinese, eating small hot pot, talking about meat and vegetables, laughter spread far and wide.

Under the scorching sun, the rabbit meat and pheasant boiled in the hot pot, that was their lost youth.

……………

Blue Star World.

Tang Seng has completely taken off his robes and put on a military uniform, his whole person becoming like a sharp sword.

The rank of captain is already on his shoulders.

Yes, he was promoted.

He has been in this world for several months, and he has thoroughly understood the world and integrated into it.

The idea of ​​spreading Dharma has been dismissed.

No Dharma is needed here, only guns and bullets are needed here.

The commander said that the truth is only within the range of the gun.

Tang Seng thinks this sentence is very embarrassing!

"Brother Tang, go and rub two in a while!"

A major came over and said, handing Tang Seng a cigarette.

Tang Seng’s proficiency lit his mouth and shook his head: “No, I’m going to go to the Internet for a while, and I’m about to open it again. When I’m out of the city, there is no Internet cafe. I plan to go to the Internet for a few nights.”

Playing mahjong is boring. Tang Seng feels that playing mahjong is not as good as a game.

At this moment, the entire camp suddenly remembered the sound of an emergency assembly siren.

"Om'er——Om'er——"

Tang Seng glanced at the major and touched the pistol on his waist: "I'm afraid that there is a major event, I'll leave."

"Fuck, it must be a border conflict with the eighth district." The major said cursingly.

Tang Seng touched his bright bald head and grinned: "It's all abrupt, isn't there any conflict?"

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