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One barbecue and one wine.

The four-valued power Cao and the five-party Jiezhe were drunk after eating and sleeping.

Wake up after sleeping for two or three hours.

"not good!"

After waking up, the nine people thought of something instantly.

"You guys sleep well? The poor monk wants to show you a baby." Su Xun said with a smile.

Nine people have a bad feeling in their hearts.

Sure enough, their worries became reality in the next second.

Su Xun took out his cell phone and played a video of a group of people who just boasted and babbled repeatedly.

The four-valued Gong Cao and Wufang Jiezhe's faces were pale, knowing that they had fallen completely into the pit.

Especially the five parties reveal the truth.

In the video, they are naked, breasts, breasts, robes on their farts, sitting under their thighs, holding wine in one hand and meat in the other.

If this spreads out, they will definitely arrive in the west before Tang Seng (｡•́︿•̀｡).

"Elder, you...what do you want."

The nine people looked at Tang Seng with tears.

She looked like a little daughter-in-law who was forced into a prostitution.

"It's not what the poor monk wants to do, but it depends on what you want to do, understand?"

Su Xun smiled, put away his mobile phone, brought wireless headphones, and listened to the dynamic dj.

The nine had no choice but to nod their heads: "Understood."

"That's right, Amitabha, it's getting late, Wukong, it's time to hit the road."

Su Xun picked up the nine-ring tin rod and restored the original appearance of the Taoist monk.

Four-valued Gong Cao and Wu Fang Jiezhe looked at each other, and on-day Gong Cao Yi gritted their teeth and said: "Elder Mingjian, besides me and others, there are six Ding Liujia and eighteen guardian Jialan, elder..."

"I've said it." Su Xun interrupted him, and said confidently: "It's done with the poor monk."

The nine people thought about how they were planted, and instantly felt that Tang Seng's words were very credible.

The nine returned to pretending to be secretly.

Su Xun rode a horse, Monkey King walked ahead, and the master and apprentice went west.

Along the way, the four-valued kung fu Cao and Wufang Jiezhe have completely fallen, and they kept slipping out to catch all kinds of game and let Tang Seng cook.

Vivid became a westward journey on the tip of the tongue.

After half a month, Su Xun, Monkey King, four-valued Gong Cao, and five directions all gained weight.

No way, life is going too well.

Oh, yes, Liu Ding Liu Jia and Eighteen Apologetic Jialan were also dealt with by Su Xun using the same method.

Now this group of secretly protecting his team has been completely corrupted by him.

Not to mention Tang Seng eating meat, even if Tang Seng wants to sleep a girl, they have to help him find one.

On this day, Tang Seng and Monkey King were walking on the road, and Monkey King jumping while walking.

It wasn't that he had the monkey disease again.

The real reason was that he also had a wireless headset in his ear.

Since he listened curiously once.

So addicted.

Cheeky begged for an earphone, writhing and writhing in his little tiger-print skirt all day long, and whispering a few words in English from time to time.

Suddenly saw a whistle on the side of the road, six people came out, each with a long spear and a short sword, a sharp blade and a strong bow, and said: "The monk! Go there! Leave your horses early, put down your luggage, and spare your life!"

"Oh, Goku, look, there are six thieves." Tang Seng rode a horse, looking at the six thieves curiously.

Wukong flirted with the bunch of monkey hair on his forehead: "Master, don't worry, it depends on what the disciple uses."

"Wukong wait a minute, our monks beat and kill Tianhe, we step back and let us be our teacher." Tang Seng said solemnly, pulling up the sleeves of the robes.

Monkey King was a little depressed. Apart from hunting along the way, he still had no chance to shoot.

On the hillside in the distance, Guan Shiyin, who had transformed into an old woman, was holding a flowered hat with a tight hoop in her hand, looking at Tang Seng with a dazed expression.

Is this the Tang Seng he met in Chang'an?

Not only was he not afraid of encountering robbers, but he also stopped Monkey King from taking the initiative to solve it.

And Monkey King is so obedient!

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva looked down at the flower hat in his hand. In that case, is this tight band still necessary for Monkey King?

The tight band is the monkey disobedient, and Guanyin Bodhisattva taught Tang monk the means to restrain him.

But now, the monkey is so obedient, why is this tight?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was puzzled and decided to keep watching.

I saw Tang Seng approaching the six robbers and said: "I am a monk who came from the Eastern Earth Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to ask for the truth. You and the six should not entangle here. It is a capital crime to rob the house. The six of them had a chance to rehabilitate and went to the nearest government office to confess their guilt."

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled helplessly when he saw this scene.

Tang Seng is still Tang Seng.

Even more naive than before.

Do you think his words can really persuade these six bandits to surrender to the government?

Then the smile on her face stiffened in the next second.

I saw the six robbers burst into tears, and the guy who dropped his hands knelt on the ground.

"Uuuuu... ashamed, ashamed, I didn't expect that I waited for six people to rob the elder, and the elder would forgive us. What a shame!"

"I'm really not a thing, my mother raised me so big, I actually came out to be a robber, I will go to the law, I will confess my guilt immediately!"

"Listening to the elder's words, better than reading for ten years, I have deeply realized the mistakes in my growth path, and I must reform myself and be a good person."

"The elder's on-demand kindness can't be repaid, and I only have some money and dry food. Please the elder to accept it."

Bodhisattva:"…………"

She stared at this scene blankly.

who am I?

where am I?

What am i going to do?

When the robber met the monk, he cried bitterly and repented because of the words.

And also donate money and dry food.

This... the plot is wrong!

Guanyin Bodhisattva always felt that something went wrong, but he couldn't see where the problem was.

I can only invite Miao Jialan, who is on duty today, to ask him what's going on.

Sigh Miao Jialan said: "Enlighten the Bodhisattva, the little monk also doesn't know it, maybe it's because of the experience of people who are loved by heaven, and the journey will be smooth."

After eating meat for a few days, of course he didn't dare to betray Tang Seng because it was a big deal.

"Go and stare, report to me as soon as there is any abnormality." Guanyin Bodhisattva said.

Sigh Miao Jialan did not hesitate: "Please don't worry about the Bodhisattva, the little monk must keep it in mind."

I already remember it in my heart, but I won't do it, old iron, it's okay.

"Wait, tell me what happened these days and listen to me..." Guanyin Bodhisattva was still worried.

Miao Tan Jialan couldn't help but scold her mother.

Why is this Bodhisattva so forced?

I'm still busy going back to play mahjong!

They only knew what the real gods should live after they got along with Tang Seng.

A cigarette after a meal beats a living god.

A bottle of wine at dinner, everything you want.

The belly is swollen, listening to the DJ dancing.

This horse riding is the day the gods have changed!

Moreover, Tang Seng often breathed fragrance, and from time to time witty words made everyone amazed.

For example, the word Shierqi is used to describe the current Bodhisattva, and he feels it is the essence.

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