Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg]

The light golden morning sun shines into the living room through the floor-to-ceiling windows, coating the newly bought warm-colored furniture with a bright and soft luster.

The home robot was busy back and forth, cleaning up the dust on the marble floor, and placing the furniture in a suitable position according to Xie Lan's instructions. With a small watering can in one hand and a crutch in the other, Xie Lan hopped around the robot to the table, watered the potted plants earnestly, and was still humming a little song that was out of tune but was very happy when she heard it.

The host is always so full of vitality for life, 010 is very pleased. Then it quickly reminded: [Host, so much water is enough, any more will drown the flowers! 】

Hearing that, Xie Lan put down the small watering can, picked up the small scissors next to him and started to trim the branches of this flower.

010 watched silently as this rare interstellar flower that was bought at a high price was repaired into a strange shape by Xie Lan, but decided not to mention it, and instead talked about another matter: [Host, your wife came back to see you messing with the villa If you are like this, will you be so angry that you will be locked in the basement ahead of time? 】

The little scissors in Xie Lan's hand were flying happily everywhere, not caring at all: "I must be my wife's tacit consent to remodel the villa, after all, I spent all the money in his card, can he not know?

"Besides, it's a little messy now, but I haven't finished it yet. Anyway, you said that my wife won't be back in a few days, and I will definitely finish the transformation by then. Don't panic at all."

Thinking of Jiang Zhibei's perfunctory reasons for not returning home, Xie Lan began to grumble, his subordinates increased their strength unconsciously, and Pruning Xiu was terrified: "I still go into battle and do experiments in person, relying on my strong resilience, I can just do whatever I want. Toss yourself! See how I punish you in the future!"

After Xie Lan's performance that day, 010 detected that the plot began to shift. The specific manifestation was that Jiang Zhibei, who had been living with the original body in the original book, temporarily left the villa and did not come back to rest for several days.

The reason he gave to Xie Lan was naturally because he was busy with business, but in fact, the real reason was that Cecil was too distressed and wished to go straight to Jiang Zhibei's house to deal with the vixen-like male on the spot. Jiang Zhibei was annoyed by his nagging, and finally reluctantly reached an agreement with the golden haired female worm, agreeing to go to the laboratory secretly set up by Cecil to be a temporary experimental body.

Although Cecil doesn't look like a four or six, he is actually quite enthusiastic about scientific research. He secretly set up a large laboratory. It was he who first researched how to forcefully extract male pheromone and helped Jiang Zhibei get rid of male insects. 's fetters.

Now that the female worm's body produces a new response under the stimulation of the male worm, Cecil's scientific research spirit suddenly emerged, and she began to become extremely curious about the female worm's hormone level and physiological state.

Jiang Zhibei also wanted to know why he had this instinct, so he agreed to the research.

In addition, Jiang Zhibei's sudden absence of home at night was also a test for the royal family.

According to their assumptions, if Xie Lan is really a false feeling with a purpose, then after Jiang Zhibei's sudden cold for a long time, he will definitely take action, such as contacting the royal family, or taking some measures to make the female worm return. Family.

As a result, a few days passed, Jiang Zhibei not only did not get the slightest useful information, but also found that the male insect took advantage of his absence to slash and tear down all the decorations in his home, and began to toss some bells and whistles.

The male worm in the surveillance monitor is still very weak despite his sprained foot, but he is very physically and mentally strong. He is running around on crutches that he does not know where he came from. , the handsome face is full of free happiness and vitality.

And after adding Jiang Zhibei's Xingwang account, the male became keen to send him pictures.

The pictures in the picture are not those messy decoration sites, but some carefully photographed flowers and plants, as well as newly bought decorations. The backgrounds are all hidden by the male insects with great effort, only highlighting the beauty of the flowers and the elegance of the antiques.

Because the male likes to send pictures to Jiang Zhibei, the frequency of his eyesight is gradually increasing now. Half a minute ago, the male worm posted another picture. The picture was of blue tulips fluttering in the wind, which filled the entire garden and formed a sea with the clear sky.

The news of the male worm immediately popped up: [Newly transplanted tulip=V=]

After reading the news, Jiang Zhibei rubbed his cuff for some reason, and looked at the virtual screen on the other side after a while. Surveillance shows that the male is sitting in the black soil in front of the tulips, concentrating on retouching the picture, and his pants are full of mud. At this time, the male worm seems to have no cleanliness anymore, and his body is written casually and sloppily, but it is not annoying.

After a while, another tulip animation was sent. This time, the angle is looking upwards from the bottom up, and the swaying tulips are scorched by the scorching sunlight, as if through the virtual screen, Jiang Zhibei's pupils are plated with brilliant golden edges.

Cecil, in a white coat, was busy preparing the equipment for the next test. Seeing Jiang Zhibei staring at Guangnao at a meaningless picture of flowers and plants, he rolled his eyes speechlessly.

Don't think about it, it must be the one who sent it!

The first two times when Jiang Zhibei stared at him, Cecil would viciously try to remind Jiang Zhibei not to forget that Xie Lan might have impure goals. But as Jiang Zhibei watched for longer and longer, Cecil became numb and didn't bother to care about him.

You can only bite the little handkerchief behind your back and swear bitterly: When you are tricked into crying by the male insects in the future, I will never be able to help you again!

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After Xie Lan sent the picture to Jiang Zhibei, she still got a very polite "beautiful, thank you" reply.

If it wasn't for 010 cheating, every picture of Jiang Zhibei would be enlarged and viewed for a long time, Xie Lan would be a little discouraged. But after discovering the duplicity of Aojiao's wife, he was suddenly full of motivation!

010

He didn't dare to tell the host at all that Jiang Zhibei saw his sloppy appearance.

After posting the picture, Xie Lan's exercise volume was almost at its limit. He quickly returned to the house on crutches and changed into clean clothes, and then he slumped on the bed and began to browse the star network.

While browsing the Star Network, he accidentally saw a news article titled: "Shocked! Female pheromone violence | The fatality rate of chaos has increased by 20%! ", click on the news, and the content in it once again emphasizes the necessity and irreplaceability of male pheromones to alleviate the mental violence of females.

Xie Lan suddenly remembered something, and poked the system in his mind: "010, can I release pheromones?"

010 is at a loss: [Yes, why not? 】

"I mean, I was originally a human and became a male here, but I still can't release pheromones." Xie Lan touched his chin in confusion, "Is this instinct? Or the male needs to learn the day after tomorrow. ?"

010 was stopped by the question, and he went through his own database in the same confusion, and came back and said to Xie Lan: [010 has no record of the way the males release pheromones, but several of 010's former hosts will actively release information. Vegetarian, so the host should also be able to, right? 】

This goes back to the original question: "Then how do I release it?"

One person and one system looked at each other in their minds.

After a long time, 010 suggested: [Perhaps the host can look up relevant information? The world in the book is so big, maybe there are male insects like the host that are not born with pheromone, and the host can go to the day after tomorrow to learn. 】

Xie Lan thought it made sense, so she simply typed the question "how do male insects release pheromones" in Xingwang, and clicked the search.

The author has something to say:

Writing and writing, I found that Cecil is very like the kind of hard-working best friend... (Although he is not wronged

Probably in the future, Wan Xiaoxie and Jiang Jiang quarreled.

Jiang Zhibei (with red eyes): I had a fight with Xie Lan.

Cecil: I already said he wasn't good enough for you! Everything he does has a purpose! Barbara.

Jiang Zhibei (suddenly retorted): Don't say that to him! he's good!

Cecil: ?