Blackstone Code

0516 I have my own way

When Bentley's Mayor walked out of the tunnel with Lynch, the entire stadium was filled with cheerful laughter. He actually heard the sounds outside, and he heard the commentators' words that seemed a bit mean to him. And that last fart.

However, he did not show any displeasure, and instead smiled cheerfully. Self-cultivation and height determine whether a person has a broad mind. As a mayor, he did not need to fight with several commentators.

If he was really going to get so offended by these slightly mean, not quite vicious, jokes that he wanted to do something about it, that's probably where he'd be and soon he'd be retired from high blood pressure.

Being angry for a long time will continuously increase people's blood pressure, which will eventually become a lifelong problem.

Commentary 1: "Who is the young man next to him, his child or nephew?"

Commentator 3: "It seems to be Lynch. You know, a youth leader. The media this year likes to report news related to him."

The second commentator suddenly interjected, "Because he is also very rich. Rich people always have a way to make you think what they say is right..." He paused as he spoke, "This topic is very heavy, I almost forgot about it. I should actually be on the same team as them, we collected the money, right, guys."

The timely rescue and self-defeat brought the slightly misaligned trend back. The other two people in the commentary room breathed a sigh of relief. One of them almost messed up the matter.

As a federal citizen, everyone knows that you can offend anyone in this world, including the president. You can point at his nose and say that he is an incompetent idiot. The judge will not blame you for telling the truth. I'll arrest you.

But if you dare to slander or even frame those capitalists and wealthy people, and they inadvertently twist their mouths, you can have a group of lawyers play a game with you called "Let's find fault."

Even if the wheel is slightly crooked when parking, these people can still be sued in court. Although it is not difficult to win most cases, the expensive legal fees are enough to bring down anyone.

It is a mistake to target Lynch, not to mention that he is very popular now. It is unlikely that the media will casually award the title of "Youth Leader" to some people, even if Lynch has given them a lot of money. , he also has to do similar things.

Fortunately, the second commentator woke up in time. Lynch is not the kind of person he can talk about casually. Politicians will not deal with them even for the sake of image, but capitalists don't care.

After he came to the rescue, he looked at Interpreter 3 and said, "I remember you learned spoken English. I remember correctly!"

The laughter of some old fans in the stadium suddenly became louder, so that many people looked at those laughing blankly, unable to grasp their funny points.

In fact, only real fans know this. Any confrontational sports will clearly highlight the opposing sides. The same is true for strong collision sports like rugby. Therefore, you can often see players talking on the court, but no one knows them. What are you saying.

In order to achieve better explanation and entertainment effects, the third commentator learned lip reading and then applied it in practice.

The players didn't know this at first. They swore unscrupulously on the court, and then the commentator translated it mercilessly, with a commentator who seemed serious and a commentator who was sarcastic but also very interesting. The second commentary, the entertainment effect of the commentary is directly maximized.

It is said that the Professional Rugby League and the United Sports Association also awarded them some kind of medal to thank them for their outstanding contribution to purifying uncivilized phenomena on the court. Since the third commentator has mastered the skill of lip reading, there are fewer opportunities for people to swear. A lot, which can be considered another kind of gain.

The third commentator knew that this was an opportunity to interrupt, and by reading Lynch's lip reading it seemed like he was "deciphering" it for everyone, but in fact he was naturally putting themselves in Lynch's shoes.

It's like two people talking face to face. One of them says "xxx, you are an idiot!" and the people watching also repeat the sentence. Then this third party has actually stood in the speaker's position.

This is a way of confusing the position that is very suitable for the current situation. The third commentator is also very smart. He understood what the other party meant almost instantly, "Of course, Mr. Lynch is saying, 'I heard that you gave away a lot of balls for free. ticket'"

The scene control was also very powerful. A close-up was shown to the mayor of Benlett. The mayor's face was blank for a moment, then he smiled and waved his hand, inviting Lynch to sit down.

The stadium erupted into violent laughter again. Only then did people realize that some of the "unintelligible" spectators around them had come in with free tickets. No wonder they were sitting there like fools.

The second commentator breathed a sigh of relief. He promptly gave a thumbs up to the third commentator and continued to use his expertise. "You should artificially make a blocking sound for this paragraph, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. You shouldn't say truth!"

The third commentator apologized seriously, "I'm sorry, I finished it too quickly!"

Before the game started, the entire stadium was like a talk show stage for three people. Lynch was quite interesting to listen, "These three people are very interesting. It would be interesting if they put on a language show. I like their acrimony." And mean.”

The mayor of Benlitt laughed twice and didn't take it seriously. The Federation has language programs and various talk shows, whether they are obscene, upper-class, current affairs, politics, entertainment... In short, there are many similar programs. And these programs have basically stabilized.

At the same time, a large number of excellent shows appear every year, and these three people cannot be better than others.

Of course, this may be a prejudice, who told them to talk about him just now?

"Benlit people are not very fond of sports. It's a bit embarrassing to say that. Although I am the mayor here, I still feel that I am far away from the fashion circle." He did not answer Lynch's question, but instead answered The previous question was about increasing votes.

"I hope that by increasing investment in sports, people can get back on track on certain issues. I am ashamed of this issue and have never thought of how to solve it. Until now, I have some ideas..."

He was ashamed that Benlit was known as the gay city of the Federation. Some people exaggeratedly said that half of the gays in the entire Federation were gathered in Benlit.

The cause of this is actually the fashion circle.

There are many women in the fashion circle, and women are the mainstream of this circle. Whether men are willing to admit it or not, people prefer to see those beautiful girls walking around on the catwalk instead of looking at those rough men.

This has also led to the fact that there are more big-name women than men in the fashion industry, and the feminist movement is most prevalent here, so that in this circle, in addition to the men at the top who can still dominate everything, the men at the bottom have to serve the women in the middle. , in a very embarrassing position.

After all, men and women almost belong to two species. If they want to survive well here, some men find a reason for themselves and label them as gay.

More feminine dressing, more feminine personality, everything is imitating women. Some people are indeed more like women than women. This has also led to this place becoming a place where gender boundaries are blurred, and it begins to attract certain people. , thus turning this place into the "capital of homosexuals".

The idea of ​​seeking change has always existed, but how to do it is a problem. If the fashion culture developed in the past few decades or hundreds of years is completely negated, the city may become a deserted city in a short time.

The mayor thought about the sports that have begun to rise in the past two years. Sports full of masculinity and male virility may be able to stimulate local people's yearning for masculinity, thus making the blurred gender boundaries clear.

As for whether his idea will be successful, no one can tell, but he might as well give it a try.

In order to attract people who are not interested in sports to the stadium, the mayor issued additional tickets to many bars and other places where gays gather, and informed these operators through certain channels.

If you don't give out all the tickets, waiting for them will result in closing the store.

If someone knew about this, they might apply for a world record for this game, such as "the most gay people gathered at a public event" or "the most gay people watching a professional football preseason game at the same time", for sure. No one can compete this time.

With the referee's whistle, the game officially started. From the beginning, people could find that Star Club, Lynch's club, completely suppressed the opponent, so that the opponent's players shouted in less than ten minutes. First substitution.

With the help of substitutions, the opposing players asked their head coach if the head coach owed money to the opposing coach, which made these people so desperate!

The effects of force are mutual. If one person knocks another person away, he will also have to bear a certain impact, so they both think the other person is crazy. Don't they care about their bodies at all?

You know, this is a professional arena. Staying here for one more game means getting more money!

After the game started again, there was still no change in the situation, and Star Club still firmly held the initiative in the game.

Experts may think this game is boring, but outsiders think it is so damn good-looking. Some gays even took off their shirts and waved them to attract the attention of the athletes on the field in this winter.

Perhaps, this will have a certain effect in "curing" the local gay problem.

Once people are involved, the game will go very quickly. After the referee blows the whistle to end the game again, the whole audience is in jubilation, whether they understand it or not! !

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