Chen Minhao's only feeling when browsing Weibo these days is: Who am I? where am i What am I doing?

Chen Minhao never expected that there would be such a group of strange creatures in this world, they could derive so many stories from a single photo, and this was on the premise that they clearly knew that the photo was a publicity photo.

Chen Minhao decided to conduct research on this magical group of CP fans.

Standing on the shoulders of giants, you can see farther.

Chen Minhao went to HowNet to search for "CP fans" with an attitude of seeking knowledge. He wanted to see if there were relevant research conclusions that could be used for reference.

"0 results found"

Chen Minhao sighed, and decided to roll up his sleeves and decide to do it himself.

He first went through Wu Xiaoshuang to find a programmer who was doing private work.

The programmer used crawlers to crawl the public information of CP fans. The main fields intercepted were: "age", "gender", "region", "occupation" and so on.

Chen Minhao imported these data into tableau for data analysis, but judging from the information fed back from the tableau report, except that the gender is mainly female, no other significant characteristics of CP fans were found.

Chen Minhao didn't want to give up easily, so he decided to ask Wu Xiaoshuang, a veteran in the fan circle, for advice.

Wu Xiaoshuang already has an independent office in Kyoto, next to Kang Hui's office.

After Chen Minhao knocked on the door and entered Wu Xiaoshuang's office, he saw Wu Xiaoshuang typing in front of the computer.

Chen Minhao asked, "Xiaoshuang, do you have time to talk now?"

Wu Xiaoshuang flicked her thick bangs, and said, "Are you in a hurry? If you're not in a hurry, let's talk later. I'm currently busy managing fans, let them lead the rhythm, and let your CP fans learn to be cute in the circle, don't Rise to real people."

Chen Minhao nodded, then sat on the sofa in Wu Xiaoshuang's office and continued to browse Weibo.

Ten minutes later, Wu Xiaoshuang got up to get a glass of water, sat next to Chen Minhao, and said, "Let's talk."

Chen Minhao asked the question in his heart: "What do you mean by the pictures of CP fans? Why do they expect me to be with Xu Jingshu? I saw that they even implemented a strict check-in system in the super talk of 'One Eye Wannian'. "

Wu Xiaoshuang was stuck. Although she has been in the arena of CP fans recently, she is really not clear about this issue, so she pointed to a Weibo ID "Mars hit the earth" on the screen of Chen Minhao's mobile phone, and said:

"She was the first person to edit your CP video, you can ask her."

After Wu Xiaoshuang finished speaking, she went back to work.

In fact, she just mentioned it in passing. She completely believed in Chen Minhao's IQ, so she also knew that Chen Minhao would definitely not ask the question "Mars hits the earth".

After all, if Chen Minhao asked, it would be a hot search.

Although Wu Xiaoshuang knew about Chen Minhao's IQ, she underestimated Chen Minhao's perseverance.

Chen Minhao knew that he definitely couldn't ask "Mars hit the earth" as Chen Minhao, but this didn't mean that Chen Minhao couldn't use a vest to ask.

In today's Internet society, your cute girlfriend may be a 40-year-old man who picks his feet.

A fan with the nickname of "Guarding the most handsome Chen Minhao in the world" is most likely Chen Minhao himself.

At 9:30 in the evening, "Guarding the most handsome Chen Minhao in the world" sent a private message to "Mars hits the earth".

"Big Mars, can you tell me why you became a CP fan of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu?"

"Mars hits the earth" is a girl who just graduated from university, her name is Huang Xiaoxia. Her main job is the Up owner of station B, and she works as a product manager in an Internet company as a side job.

Huang Xiaoxia first looked at the registration time of "Guarding the Most Handsome Chen Minhao in the World", and then contacted him for his nickname.

Huang Xiaoxia preliminarily judged that this was a fan of Chen Minhao's acting skills.

Huang Xiaoxia knew that Wei fans didn't want to see CP fans, but she didn't bother to care about it, and replied directly: "Don't worry, our CP fans know how to enclose themselves, and we won't go to Chen Minhao to chat, but you don't want to bother us."

Chen Minhao realized that she seemed to have misunderstood something.

Chen Minhao pondered for a moment and sent a message:

"Hey, this is the trumpet I signed up for. Daddy, I used to be Chen Minhao's only fan, but when I saw the video you edited of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu looking at Wannian, I thought they were so cute~ I became Their CP fans."

After Chen Minhao finished posting, he felt a chill in his heart, and felt goose bumps all over his body.

He comforted himself in his heart: for the sake of knowledge, it is worth paying the price.

Huang Xiaoxia's experience in the world is still young, and she couldn't resist Chen Minhao's critique of flattering after turning into a monster.

"Mars hits the earth" responded immediately:

"Welcome newcomers to join our big family. I received some very good fanart today, which I can't see on Weibo~ You should go and study first. (smirk)"

Then, she directly dumped a link to the online disk.

Chen Minhao clicked on one of them with a curious attitude.

After 57 seconds, Chen Minhao closed the article blankly, switched back to Weibo, and found ""Mars hitting the earth".

He clicked [Report] with his finger.

A page pops up【Please select the type of complaint you want】.

Chen Minhao chose [Pornographic Information], [Personal Attacks], [Harmful Information], and [Fraud Information] without hesitation.

When Huang Xiaoxia woke up the next day, she saw the Weibo system information.

"Your account has been reported by others"

Huang Xiaoxia, half asleep and half awake: "???"

Although the account "Mars hit the earth" was only deducted some credit points and was not blocked, Huang Xiaoxia was still so upset that she exploded.

Huang Xiaoxia's mobile phone switched to the page of "Guarding the Most Handsome Chen Minhao in the World", and she snorted coldly. It's no surprise that the name is "Guarding the Most Handsome Chen Minhao in the World", and there are indeed two brushes.

But she couldn't figure out why there were two items of [personal attack] and [fraud information] in the report.

"Ding Dong".

The Weibo notification sounded.

"Mars hits the earth" received a new private message.

"Singing Chen Minhao is the most handsome": "Hi, did you make this video? Link"

Huang Xiaoxia glanced at the registration time, yesterday.

She snorted coldly, thinking of another Chen Minhao's brain-dead fan, she replied unceremoniously: "Yes, but get out!"

Yao Yiyi, who was far away on Treasure Island, raised her eyebrows and thought to herself: It's no wonder that Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu's fans are not only poor in vision, but also poor in quality.

Yao Yiyi took a deep breath and told herself again and again: "Calm down, calm down, calm down for your own happiness."

After calming down, Yao Yiyi began to edit the message:

"I'm a CP fan of Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi, can you make a similar video for them?"

Huang Xiaoxia sneered and tapped the keyboard hard:

"Stop pretending, you Chen Minhao's Duwei fan, Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi don't call at all, how can you have CP fans."

Yao Yiyi felt that she had been stabbed several times, but she held back her tears and replied:

"I'm a real CP fan of Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi. I won't let you do it for nothing. I can give you money, and you will pay for it."

Huang Xiaoxia sneered three times and tapped the keyboard hard

"If I accept it, you will take screenshots and publish our conversation. Because if I make a video of Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi for money, then it is possible to make a video of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu for money. The purity of this video, through this method you can hit the CP fans of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu."

Yao Yiyi thought to herself that this person had too much drama! ! !

But now Yao Yiyi is dumb eating Coptis chinensis, unable to explain the pain, so she quickly explained

"You really misunderstood me, I can send you money first"

After the news went around twice, an exclamation mark appeared in front of it.

Weibo warmly reminded Yao Yiyi: "Sorry, the other party has refused to accept your message."

Yao Yiyi felt tears rolling in her eyes, and she felt the malice towards her from the whole world.

The pain and suffering in her heart inspired Yao Yiyi's creative inspiration. She wiped away her tears and entered her creative studio.

I may not have eight heads and long legs, but I will use my musical talent to attract your attention.

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