Beauty and the Bodyguard

"Brother Jianwen is so caring, he must be a vegetarian, right? Then he still has some mutton skewers and so on, so we can reluctantly share them, right? We can't let him be unloving!" Feng Xiaoxiao reminded.

"Gah?!" An Jianwen's eyes widened and he almost fainted from anger!

Doesn't this allow people to live? Even if the seafood is taken away, you still want to kill them all? Even the mutton skewers are going to be taken away?

"Yes, I forgot about it. Brother Jianwen, let's go get it quickly!" Chen Yushu slapped his forehead and said in realization.

"Of course..." An Jianwen gave Chen Yushu a smile that was uglier than crying...

Then, a strange scene happened on the beach.

Lin Yi, Chu Mengyao, Chen Yushu, Tang Yun, and Feng Xiaoxiao were eating a delicious barbecue meal together, while An Jianwen, Su Taizao, and Yang Ganglou stood in the distance, looking at them with envy, wanting to cry. tears.

"Taishao, what else do we have to eat now?" An Jianwen asked with a grimace.

"I've given away everything here. I wonder what else is there at Ganglou?" Su Tai had already looked at Yang Ganglou.

"I also bought some canned beer in the supermarket, but there is no seafood, can't we just have beer?" Yang Ganglou spread his hands and said with a wry smile.

"Is there nothing else besides beer?" Su Taizao asked.

"There are still a few buckets of instant noodles..." Yang Ganglou said.

"Instant noodles are fine, let's just eat them! Isn't there an electric kettle in the car? Boil some water!" An Jianwen thought to himself, it's better than nothing. The feeling of being hungry is unpleasant!

"But... there is no water, Brother An?" Yang Ganglou said weakly: "You need plain water to make noodles. There is only beer here. You can't use beer to make noodles, right?"

"Isn't there sea water? You idiot, why don't you go get some sea water and cook it back? It'll be just right for seafood noodles!" An Jianwen pointed at the sea in front of him and said angrily, thinking that Yang Ganglou is really an idiot, this is There is so much water in the sea right in front of you, and you still say there is no water? What a look!

"But the sea water is salty..." Su Taizao also asked with some confusion.

"Wouldn't it make it less salty if you put less seasoning in the noodles?" An Jianwen glared at him.

So, the three of them ate "seafood noodles" and drank beer, which had a unique flavor.

"Brother An, this noodle is quite delicious. It's so fresh!" Su Tai had eaten one bowl earlier but didn't get enough, so he soaked another bowl.

"Of course, don't look at who I, An Jianwen, am?" An Jianwen said proudly.

But over there, Lin Yi and others were eating extremely happily, especially Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao. The two of them ate with their mouths filled with oil, as if they were starving ghosts.

"Husband Lin Yi, try Xiaoxiao's abalone, it's super delicious!" Feng Xiaoxiao picked up an extremely large abalone, dipped it in seasoning, and put it on Lin Yi's mouth.

"Uh... ok..." Lin Yi opened his mouth, thinking a little bit... A smiling abalone? Hmm...delicious...

Over there, Chen Yushu was naturally not to be outdone, and looked at Feng Xiaoxiao with contempt in his heart. Chen Yushu naturally understood what the extended meaning of the word abalone refers to. It was often said in online forums... It used to be called abalone, but now it is called fungus. …

Therefore, regardless of whether Feng Xiaoxiao did it intentionally or not, Chen Yushu, as her number one opponent, began to fight back. She picked up a cup of milk tea and handed it to Lin Yi: "Brother Wrigley, you are thirsty, drink something comfortable." Milk……"

"Huh?" Lin Yi almost lost control. Did these two people do it on purpose? Well, it seems to be intentional...

Lin Yi took the milk tea handed over by Chen Yushu and took a sip...

Seeing Lin Yi eating so happily, An Jianwen was even more jealous.

"Those are all our things. Lin Yi took them over. It's really a shame!" Su Tai had already thrown away the instant noodles box in his hand and said angrily.

"Brother An, do we want revenge?" Yang Ganglou asked carefully.

"Revenge? What kind of revenge! Lin Yi is a master of Xuan level, and I am not stupid. Just the three of us are not enough to warm up for others!" An Jianwen knew his situation very well. Lin Yi was completely pretending to be a pig. The tiger group had been tricked by him so many times before that they even lost their kidneys.

"Of course we can't do a head-on conflict, how about we use some conspiracy?" Yang Ganglou, as Su Taizao's number one military advisor, was quite clever at playing tricks.

"Conspiracy? Can you play with Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao?" An Jianwen rolled his eyes: "I'm still in pain now!"

Yang Ganglou was silent. He couldn't do this forcefully, he couldn't play dirty tricks, he couldn't do this, he couldn't do that, so he hadn't done anything yet?

Yang Ganglou really guessed it right, now An Jianwen really has no choice! Before the new master was in place, An Jianwen really didn't have much to rely on. An Jianwen didn't want to have any conflict with Lin Yi, he just wanted to win Chu Mengyao's favor through gentle means.

At noon, there are more and more tourists on the beach. Although this is not a safe swimming area at the beach, it has a good environment. Many people who come to the beach for barbecues choose this place to have their own barbecues.

Of course, most people will leave after having a barbecue here. Very few people will swim or spend the night here. They will go to the beach to camp. After all, there are few people who are as bold as Lin Yi and are not afraid of sharks.

"Driving a Q7 and a Land Cruiser to eat instant noodles at the beach? Whose young men are these guys from? Are they here just to show off?"

"I think the car is probably rented, right?"

"Not necessarily. If you see people cooking noodles with seawater, maybe they have a special hobby? Do you just love this one?"

"Or maybe they were robbed? All the delicious food they brought was taken away, so they can only eat instant noodles?" The Emperor of Truth appeared, but no one believed him at this time.

"How could there be any robbery in this area? How come we weren't robbed?" Someone immediately retorted.

When An Jianwen heard the tourists talking about him, his face suddenly became ugly. He stood up with a tigerish face, looked at the onlookers and said: "What are you looking at? I like to eat instant noodles, how about it? Seawater boiled noodles, this is called seafood noodles, most people I can’t eat it yet!”

Suddenly, there were bursts of snickers from the onlookers, and An Jianwen was even more angry. But if the law does not punish everyone, he can't find trouble one by one, right? When the time comes for those people to attack, he will be no match for him!

Thinking of this, An Jianwen could only swallow his anger and said: "Let's go! Go back!"

There is no need to stay here any longer. I think Chu Mengyao and the others will go back after eating. After all, no one will camp here for two consecutive nights.

An Jianwen's guess was correct. Lin Yi did plan to go home after lunch. Today is May 2nd, and tomorrow is the last day of vacation. He should go back to rest for a while, and he will go to school the day after tomorrow.