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Three Hundred and Thirty-Nine Funny Wilderness Survival

The man in front of Liu Wei was dressed strangely. He wore a shabby T-shirt on the upper body and used a bundle of hay as a fig leaf on the lower body. He was holding a stone ax in his hand. The stone ax seemed to be made by himself. There was a piece of wood in the middle of the split stick. The sharp stones were tied together with some vines.

The man is barefoot, has a thin and dark body, a yellow face, an unkempt beard, and disheveled hair. He really looks like a savage primitive man in the camera, and he walks a little sneakily.

Not only Liu Wei looked confused, but even the audience in the live broadcast room was confused. They thought it was a return to ancient civilization.

Liu Wei walked up curiously, ready to say hello and inquire about the surrounding geography.

After walking only a few steps, someone shouted.

"Who? Please stand back!"

Liu Wei glanced around and realized that the sound was coming from the woods beside the river bed. There were a bunch of people inside and two cameras were set up.

"Holy shit, are you filming a movie?" Liu Wei was stunned, but when he looked back, he realized that the crew's equipment was too crude!

He smiled and waved at the people in the woods, then stepped back, out of sight of the cameras.

What are you filming?

Liu Wei didn't have the time to think about it, but when he saw the next scene, he almost threw his head back and laughed.

A middle-aged man in ragged clothes walked to the river. There were several bamboo poles placed by the river with fishing lines on them.

The person hiding in the woods suddenly shouted, "Stop, check the props first!"

Props!

When Liu Wei heard this word, he couldn't help but laugh. He turned around to avoid the sight of those people. It would be rude to let others see him.

After receiving the order, the man ran up and pulled up the bamboo pole. There was a fish hanging on the bamboo pole!

And it didn't move at all.

Liu Wei could tell at a glance that it was a dead fish.

The man pulled up the bamboo poles one by one, with fish hanging on them. After checking them, he turned back to signal to the film crew in the woods, made an OK gesture, and then walked back to the original place, walking towards the river bank in a decent manner. go.

Pretending to be tired, he said to the camera: "This is my third day of survival in the Indus River Basin. I haven't eaten for two days. I'm very hungry now. I'm going to see if there is any fish on the fishing rod." Hooked on a fish? It will determine whether I can survive here?"

Liu Wei didn't laugh out loud at this time.

But I held it in so hard that I burst into tears.

The audience was very puzzled when they saw Liu Wei's appearance.

"Awei, what are you laughing at?"

"Are you poisonous?"

"Awei, please stop laughing. It's contagious to others. I can't bear it anymore!"

"It's over, the anchor is stupid!"

"Call 120 quickly!"

"India's score of 120 is useless!"

Liu Wei hugged his belly, panted and laughed, "Brothers, I'll tell you later!"

He raised his head and looked at the man walking towards the river. The man lifted the bamboo pole with joy on his face, "Oh! There seems to be something!"

He pretended to pull hard and lifted the fishing rod up. The camera crew hidden in the woods gave him a signal to swing the bamboo rod.

After getting the instruction, he swung the fishing rod,

His eyes were shining with gold, and he said excitedly: "The fish is on. This fish is very powerful. It took me a lot of effort to drag it up. I will have something to eat tonight!"

Seeing this, Liu Wei was already lying on the ground laughing.

The man was speaking in English, and Liu Wei understood clearly. From his words and the scene, Liu Wei guessed that they were recording survival in the wilderness.

Liu Wei swore in his heart that this was the most comical wilderness survival he had ever seen. The prop team was so careless that they actually used dead fish.

It's too ridiculous, even more outrageous than when Mr. De met a goat entangled in tree vines on a desert island.

They continued to record.

The man began to collect the second pole, saying, "Will there be fish on this pole?"

He lifted his arm hard without pulling.

He smiled and said: "It must be a big guy!"

He continued to push.

Liu Wei's expression changed a little, and his smile gradually faded, because obvious veins appeared on the man's arm, which showed that he was really exerting force, but when he checked the props just now, it was obvious that there was a dead fish hanging on it. , it won’t make men work so hard.

The man's body also began to lean forward, and he seemed to have noticed something was wrong.

But this effect looked more real, so he didn't care too much and continued to pull with gritted teeth.

What no one at the scene expected was that the man was pulled into the Indus River by a strange force.

Liu Wei stood up and immediately felt something was wrong at the scene.

After the man fell into the river, he let go of the fishing rod and swam quickly toward the shore. Judging from his body movements, the water quality should not be bad.

Although the current was relatively strong, he still swam hard to the shore.

When he was about to land, his body fell into the water again and he was struggling.

"!"

Liu Wei heard clearly that he was calling for help.

At this time, the film crew members hidden in the woods were unmoved. They all thought the man was acting. After all, this wilderness survival was based on a script and mainly relied on the protagonist's acting skills.

Liu Wei turned around and shouted, "Help!"

Everyone in the woods was stunned and rushed out, ran to the river and pulled the man up with bamboo poles.

After the man landed, he took a few breaths.

His face was pale and he looked frightened.

Someone asked: "Dil, what's going on?"

Liu Wei looked at the man who was rescued, the protagonist of wilderness survival. His name was Dill.

Dill was still a little nervous and said: "My body felt a strong attraction, and this force tried to drag me into the water!"

The faces of the people around became serious and they looked at each other.

The man who just held the camera and asked Liu Wei to leave asked, "What do you think it will be? Is it a whirlpool?"

"have no idea!"

Dill said uncertainly, taking a look at his lower body. There was no injury except for some sand and silt. He also preferred that he might have encountered a whirlpool.

Liu Wei looked at the water surface where Dill was struggling just now. It was very calm. If there were whirlpools, at such a close distance, the water flow should be visible on the surface. Moreover, the fishing line on the fishing rod not far away was along the current flow. If there is a whirlpool floating in the direction of the fish, it should be displayed on the fishing line floating on the water.

Unlikely a whirlpool!

Liu Wei speculated in his heart.

"Let's go out by boat and take a look around!" The camera crew cautiously took a local resident on a kayak and sailed into the river to start investigating.

Liu Wei reached out and pulled Dill. Dill smiled and thanked: "Thank you. If you hadn't found me calling for help, maybe I would have disappeared into the river. Hello, my name is Dill, and I am a wild survivalist." expert!"

"Hello!" Liu Wei shook hands with him and thought, are you a self-proclaimed expert? It’s so unprofessional!

The two walked together to the camp they had set up on the river bank not far away, and lit a fire. Dill warmed himself up, and Liu Wei set up the live broadcast room, squatted by the fire and thought, what happened when he fell to the ground in the river just now?

He had a strange feeling.

Dill looked at Liu Wei and took the initiative to chat: "Are you Chinese? What are you doing here?"

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