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Two hundred and twenty-nine: spit in your face

"Nima, what time is it and are you still sleeping?"

"I've arrived at the company, and the first thing I do is turn on the live broadcast and watch Ah Wei!"

"You really can't be the Sleeping God of the Wilderness! Amazing!"

"Awei, the sun is shining on your butt!"

At 8:30 in the morning, the live broadcast room has become lively, and at this time, the stall next door to the desert has returned to its original appearance. Here, you can’t seem to see the gloomy weather, and it is always bright and stimulating. Eyes, unless there is a sandstorm.

At this moment, Liu Wei was sleeping soundly.

Others have trouble sleeping all night in the harsh environment of the wild, but Liu Wei rushes into the night every day and just wants to have a good sleep.

Yes, he sleeps soundly every time, which is why he is known as the Sleeping God of the Wilderness.

Liu Wei opened his eyes vaguely. The sunlight was a bit dazzling. He rubbed it, got out of the sleeping bag, and looked at his phone. It read 9:10 Beijing time.

Still early.

I slowly ate some dry food.

There's nothing to do today, just wait here.

While waiting, Liu Wei used his sharp tongue and encyclopedic brain to brag to the live broadcast room audience. Audiences who often watch live broadcasts know that bragging is an essential ability for an anchor.

But listening to Liu Wei bragging, you will feel that his bragging is fresh and refined, and well-founded. The more you listen, the more you will feel. In the end, because you have participated in the barrage, it will make you feel that you are a very meaningful person. .

As the temperature gradually rises, time also passes slowly.

Liu Wei once again saw a moving black spot in his peripheral vision. This time, without even thinking about it, he was sure it was a wild Bactrian camel.

And there’s more than one peak.

"Brothers, get down to business first, bragging later!" Liu Wei first retreated to the back of a sand dune, lay down on the sand and photographed the approaching camels to avoid being discovered by them, and then ran away.

Two camels appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room, one big and one small.

Liu Wei guessed: "It should be the mother and her child. She brought her child here to drink water.

At the same time, it is also training children’s memory skills!”

Two wild camels walked to the water. The mother walked up first and drank some water, and then the little camels followed.

"Brothers, let's go around from the outside and take pictures of them closer!" Liu Wei circled the periphery of the water area, trying to avoid the camels' sight as much as possible to get closer to them.

But before he could go too far, the female camel looked over. The live broadcast on the mobile phone showed it clearly that she was looking at Liu Wei.

"The situation is not good, brothers, I was discovered again!" Liu Wei whispered, "I will try again. If they still run away, I really have nothing to do!"

"Hahaha, it's so difficult!"

"I didn't expect that Ah Wei would be helpless sometimes!"

"Wild Camel: Don't think that I don't know what you did and still want to arrest me, there's no way!"

"Wild Camel: Come on, are you coming to catch me?"

Now that he had been discovered, Liu Wei no longer needed to hide. He walked towards the two wild camels.

A strange thing happened. Mother and son Luotuo did not leave, but kept looking at Liu Wei.

Liu Wei guessed: "Brothers, the probability of this happening is very small, but it happened, and now I can only infer that the female camel is observing me to protect her children.

The reason why it didn't choose to run away immediately was probably because it was worried that its child wouldn't be able to keep up and would be harmed. You see, their sizes are very different.

In other words, the nearly two-meter-tall female wild Bactrian camel is not only wary of me, but may also attack me at any time. Although camels are relatively docile animals, they can also get angry sometimes. "

Liu Wei smiled slightly, "I've come here, even if it gets angry, what can it do to me? Unless it leaves its child and leaves!"

"Oh, it's swollen! Ah Wei."

"Starting to be arrogant again!"

"Awei, don't say anything so early, or it will really beat you up."

"No matter how docile they are, they are bigger than you!"

Liu Wei smiled and said: "I can handle the Bengal tiger. Instead of letting it run away when it sees me, it's better for me to have a face-to-face confrontation with it!"

The live broadcast room was filled with barrage and crazy ridicule.

Liu Wei was full of confidence at this time. As long as it didn't run away, he would have the confidence to make it obedient.

He quickened his pace towards the two camels.

After getting closer, the wild camel mother and son turned to look at him, then adjusted their steps to face Liu Wei.

They were a little nervous at the moment, especially the little camel standing next to its mother.

They have never met humans when drinking water here, but today they met them inexplicably.

In the impression of female camels, humans are not very friendly animals.

The normal lifespan of a wild camel is between 35 and 40 years. It has lived in this area for more than 20 years, so it knows very well what happened here?

The former population has disappeared, leaving only a few or a dozen lonely ones of the same species still living here. They have been disturbed by shotguns and have seen the greed of humans.

So the female wild camel facing Liu Wei showed an angry look that was hard to see on her face, because she now wanted to protect her children.

Liu Wei noticed its upturned nostrils, although judging from its facial expression, there was no difference from before. Even its eyes were inherently unable to show anger.

But Liu Wei already knew that it was in a very bad mood now.

The little camel standing aside seemed to have been instructed. It took two steps back and put its head next to its mother's hind legs.

Liu Wei smiled and reassured: "I'm not the kind of person you think. I'm here to make friends with you!"

Hearing this sentence, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, believe me!"

"It's so embarrassing! I'm sweating!"

"Wild Camel: What are you talking about?"

"The most powerful liar king is online, there is a good show to watch!"

Liu Wei made a gesture to calm the female wild camel's emotions while walking forward.

When the distance was less than five meters, the female camel had not yet reacted excitedly. Liu Wei smiled, feeling that something was going on.

"Very good, that's it. Let me touch you!" Liu Wei took two more steps forward.

"Puff~puff~"

The female wild camel spat on Liu Wei's face.

"Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, my breasts hurt from laughing so much!"

"Cry with laughter, cry with laughter!"

"To tell you a joke, I am a man who can handle a Bengal tiger, hahaha!"

"I'm sorry, my grandpa is laughing so hard around me that he's spitting tea!"

"Are you a slap in the face? Ah Wei, where is your confidence? Hahaha!"

In the live broadcast at this time, Liu Wei's face was covered with saliva sprayed by wild camels. His eyes were dull, his smile was gone, and he stood straight on the spot, expressionless.

Liu Wei said angrily: "Can you please stop spitting? This is very impolite!"

Just stretched out his hand.

A group of herbal plants that had not been fully digested was spat out from the mouth of the female wild camel again, and it was still on Liu Wei's face.

Liu Wei was so sick that he was about to vomit. This was something that was spit out from the stomach of a wild camel and was just short of turning into shit.

At this time, in the live broadcast room with tens of thousands of people, the only barrage was "Hahaha".

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